Wow, Twin, where do you get so much inspiration?

Except... yeah, your subconscious is copying Jonathan again.

Here be a few:

He had never met his wife.

The oatmeal cookies looked harmless enough.

You know, scarves can be deadly.

The stars danced to form pictures.

One for now.

The horrifying dance would never end.

I don't think so, no...But HW could be.



Kind of...But the story in my head was quite different.

Yeah, yeah. That one was NOT a copy.



Nice.

Hopelessly lost, in a haunted forest.

Never, ever touch the glowing amulet.

Out of the depths he came.

The bat's bite, colder than ice.

The wind always reveals dark secrets.

*shivers*

Stay tuned.

Guns? None. Knives? None. Body? Check.*

Fighting around the Christmas tree? Seriously?

The ritual no longer seemed innocent.

Sometimes, jokes just go too far.

He took great comfort in spiders.

We got out...Just in time.

He died to save us all.

I glanced back. Then we left.

I don't think any of these were good. Alas. Perhaps tomorrow...

*Say hello to Krav Maga, children!!!

I find that one particularly interesting.

This one has a great premise.

*agrees with Bushy and Jonathan*

You're amazing at these, Twin!

He was murdered over the internet.

That actually has to do with my upcoming cyberpunk novel.

Nice.

* the arachnophobe shudders * Igh... If you say so...

It all tells one big Story.

That story's MC is a baby.

Who died for life and lived.

So all shall be well. Amen

Sounds like a book I read recently. Very cool, Gracie!

How about the profoundly impossible?

I was what would never be.

It actually would fit into a story idea I have...





Thank ye.



He shattered everything I held dear.

The sewers: our enemy's ghastly lair.

His cooking was to die for.

It was a deadly, dazzling, masquerade.

Ate cookie? Check. Visited dreamland? Check.

He relished fine art - specifically, murder.

Here's a wild six word story:

The aliens conquered earth using cuteness.

I like that one.

Jonathan, that's creepy! I want to see you do a picture for that one!

Aw, Ines. We're glad you came back.

Never touch an old floppy disk.

He'd been holding the map upside-down.

Red had been his favorite color...

Later I'll put my story summaries here.

I've already made one, actually... It might be on my blog tomorrow, unless I decide it needs more work.


Nice.


Those should be fun to read.

Summaries of some of my novels!


Medical Implants control everyone except Gordon.

Would you endure Purgatory for riches?

A virus threatens immune-defective mankind.

Money, not love, motivates a father.

Beings on another planet aren’t alien.

To relieve unfortunates: defy the rules.

Two brothers. Mines. Mystery. Never compromise.

If you've read some of them, you may be able to guess what the novels are...

That's probably the most intriguing one.

Thanks, Jonathan! You can probably guess which novel that is from.

Yes, especially if the title word is in it.

Yep.

Here is a wild picture I made for: The aliens conquered earth using cuteness.

http://jonathangarner.blogspot.com/2011 ... eness.html

I know I've said it on Buzz, but that is hilariously awesome.

Thank you, BushMaid.

Sounds kind of like Precisely Terminated, by Amanda Davis. It's a dystopian novel where everyone except the main character has a chip implanted in them...

That's kindof like mine, except that the only reason the main character doesn't have one is that he's from the past.

And I already commented, but that picture was awesome, Jonathan.

Thank you, Aniese.

I haven't commented because I've been so busy.

I find that picture hilariously awesome, Jonathan.

(*has now commented* )

Thank you, Suiauthon.

It's been too long since I've posted here!!! But I'm back!!! Good ones, friends. Now we just need more.

Him? Dead. Her? Rescued. Me? Hurt.*

Say hello to your worst nightmare.

Werewolves: not the best dinner guests.

Attention: All Trespassers Will Be Eaten.

The forgotten island held dark secrets.

* A summation of a story I wrote a while ago, and need to edit. No promises that it will appear on here, though.

Man, my Hemingway inspiration is way down. Not cool!

*sniffs* Do I smell a story? *pulls out her poking stick* I shall hear it!

Sounds like it could be a story about you and me.

You will show me and you will like it.


*pokes inspiration*

Like a bridge over troubled water...
(oops, plagiarism?)

He smiled as Tom slowly died.

The box was returned un-opened, empty.

"Light is dawning, the lie broken!"
(Whoever knows what that is from gets a virtual cookie ) I had to leave out the word 'the' at the beginning, to make it a Hemingway.

The violin fell, revealing many secrets.

The gang leader: an embalmed pharaoh.

He always wore his shirt backwards.

This thread has turned into another Character Introductions in terms of length. There are so many great ones here guys! Keep up the great work

eru

I know! It's from The Last Battle. Do I get a cookie? XD



I love this one.

Wow, you're really good, Laura!


"The light is dawning, the lie is broken, now guard thee, miscreant, for I am Tirian of Narnia!"

*holds hand out for cookie*

Cheers!
*gives out cookies to both Amanda and Aniese*
Glad ya'll like my Hemingways. They're fun to do, and don't take much work

Edit: That's one of my favorite parts from The Last Battle, and the Radio Theatre does that scene extremely well.

Edit again:
Here are some more Hemingways.

They tried boiling me. I escaped.
(I got the idea for this one from Africa Screams, an old forties or fifties comedy with Abbot and Castello)

Green was the most evil color.

He lied, but he still died.

The nightmare had only just begun.

She played my emotions quite beautifully.

Here's a couple :

The truth was rather a lie.

She lied. He believed. Broken heart.

Her trust was something he'd lost.

His lie couldn't be hidden forever.

The phone rang... computerized voices answered.

Evil laughing echoed all around her.

The crazy rabid squirrel wanted cookies.

*dies laughing*

Those are good, DiaryMaid.

Over the Hedge!

*pokes Twin's inspiration again*

Agrees

Haha! Good one sis. Over the Hedge.

I haven't been here in a while... How about some more movies?

The magical golden flower bore healing.

Who thought robots could be cute?

Back turned: toys come to life.

A world of engines without humans.

A pirate, gold, and a curse.

The treasure map was highly inaccessible.

Robots: are they friends or enemies?

The world of books came true.

Thanks, guys! *likes Over the Hedge*



Great hemmingways, Bush! I think I know most of the movies you got them from.

His thoughtless words crushed her soul.

The house was filled with demons.

Knives, guns, lasers... three great weapons!

The laser died. Not so great.

Finally! A hemmingway with no violence!

The useless villager was invincible... almost.

Imagination: a weapon of its own.

Story? Did someone mention a story?

We'll see.


IT SHALL RETURN!!!

Good work, Laura.

Keep it up! You're good at these.

(And the new ones are good, too - this is a draft I just reloaded )

Now...

We were surrounded by hungry crocodiles.

Everybody, and nobody, wanted the statue.

I love pit traps, don't you?

Our guide was really an enemy.

Me and firearms - we're real "tight."

Whether you saw the pattern or not, I was trying to pull off a jungle adventure sort of thing (you didn't? Didn't think so ).

One for now. It's based on the story behind Murel's centaur patriarch.

Her obsession went too far: Centaur.

I saw it.

Yay!!! A Sui Hemingway!!!

I just don't understand the context.

Real rangers never give up hope.

I only had one magazine left.*

Ever jumped out of a helicopter?

Soft, eerie voices filled the graveyard.

"Only You Can Prevent Mass Murders!"

*Gun magazine - not a normal magazine.

That 'twas not impressive. My inspiration still be gone.

No one would unless they saw my Buzz post.