The Pledge of Jayllegiance

Andrew Amnon Mimetes · **Joined:** May 14th, 2010, 4:43 am **Posts:** 4458

“I pledge Jay-llegiance, to the dark lord, of the Holy Worlds Fantasy Forum, and to Sir Emeth, for which he stands, one forum, under him, incurably crazy, with glitter and cupcakes for all.”

Just a crazy concoction from my brain, with some help from BushMaid

eru

BushMaid · **Posted:** September 20th, 2011, 7:49 pm

Sheer. Utter. Brillance.

Bethany Faith · **Joined:** January 27th, 2011, 2:13 pm **Posts:** 3226

* falls over, laughing so hard tears come out of my eyes * Bahahahahaha!

Suiauthon Mimetes · **Posted:** September 20th, 2011, 8:33 pm

Good job, eru.

Sienna North · **Posted:** September 20th, 2011, 9:32 pm

*gaps for breath. You think I'd be dead by now...*

*apparently not yet*

Reiyen · **Posted:** September 20th, 2011, 10:17 pm

...Bush knows the American Pledge of Allegiance?...

I pledge Jayllegiance, to the forums, and to the creativity, for which they stand, one forum, under Emeth, whether we like it or not, with good ideas and genius for all.

And that's not to say we don't like it

BushMaid · **Posted:** September 20th, 2011, 10:21 pm

I only know the American Pledge of Allegiance because of a movie.

Reiyen wrote:

...whether we like it or not, with good ideas and genius for all.

That's as funny as Eru's!

Suiauthon Mimetes · **Posted:** September 20th, 2011, 11:00 pm

BushMaid wrote:

:rofl:

That's as funny as Eru's!

Agreed.

Whythawye · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 2:18 am

* scratches head * But it's not in classical English..

BushMaid · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 4:07 am

Hrm, let me have a go...

"I pledge allegiance to the Jay of the Holy Worlds Fantasy Forum Realm, and to the creativity for which he stands, one forum, under him, indescribable, with insanity and cupcakes for all."

Andrew Amnon Mimetes · **Joined:** May 14th, 2010, 4:43 am **Posts:** 4458

@Reiyen/Bush:

Those are great!

@Jay: I'm not good at classical english

eru

Princess Arante Weneve · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 7:26 am

I think we need a like button for all the allegiances..

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 8:28 am

Bahahahahahah!

Celestria · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 8:56 am

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasps for breath* Hahaha!

Elly · **Joined:** October 22nd, 2010, 7:58 am **Posts:** 4197

Rachel Newhouse · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 9:05 am

Jay, it was written in modern times. Hence, classical English isn't a requirement.

So is this going in the forum rules now?

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 9:16 am

*Laughing out loud here*

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 11:42 am

Philadelphia wrote:

Jay, it was written in modern times. Hence, classical English isn't a requirement.

So is this going in the forum rules now?

* shrieks with laughter *

Calista Bethelle · **Joined:** February 10th, 2011, 9:15 pm **Posts:** 3095

Okay, now this is too funny.

Ya'll are quite creative!

Andrew Amnon Mimetes · **Joined:** May 14th, 2010, 4:43 am **Posts:** 4458

If it goes in the rules I'm off HW *points to ten reasons thread*

eru

Rachel Newhouse · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 4:58 pm

That means you'll be working more on TTF instead, right?

Aldara · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 5:12 pm

*does not know the American Pledge of Allegiance*
*uses every pledge so far written* Let's see if I can come up with another one. I'll be back. *evil laugh*

Aldara · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 5:25 pm

Try this, in the pink of the Glitter Army.
I pledge Jayllegiance to HolyWorlds, to its founder Sir Emeth, ruler of all Fantasian Insanity, one group of Crazy Fantasy Writers, under Jay, with glitter and dragons for all.
There!

KathrineROID · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 5:32 pm

Oh. I. Am. Laughing.

Emmalina C. Mimetes · **Posted:** September 21st, 2011, 10:08 pm

Hahahahahahahaaha!

Funny.

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