(Introduction originally posted on HW Sci-fi, but copied and pasted here to introduce myself to y'all.)

Me, of course!

You may know me better as that invisible Jordan person who stalked your ranks during the Read-a-Thon to help check your page totals. Yesterday, though, in seemingly coordinated attack, several HW folkses who also hang out on ChristianFilmmakers.org said that I should, and I paraphrase the quote, come be awesome on Holy Worlds.

Of course, I couldn't ignore an invitation like that. So here I am.

What do I do? Well, I'm a filmmaker more than a writer, though certain people won't let me forget that they like screenwriting, so I have to do it to keep them happy. However, I much prefer to fill a producer role and help other people who write wayyyyyy better than I do to do just that.

Other than that, I suppose I should explain my user name… Or I could just let people ask what in the world it means.

(Oh yeah, and I'm obsessed with parentheticals and ellipses…)

Welcome to Holy Worlds!

Hello, Malfhok! Welcome to Holy Worlds! I guess I'm the first to ask: What does Malfhok mean? It sounds interesting, but I have no clue what it means!

Hello!

Malfhok is the name of a character I played in a set of films I did in 2006 and 2007. It's an acronym for something, which you might discover if you poke around on my web site a bit.

Greetings Jordan! We're getting plenty of us CF.org people on here.

Ooh, it is you again!!!

*tries not to be annoying *

Welcome, do you write much fantasy, or does any of your film work have much of a fantasy flavor?

You're not annoying at all. Enthusiastic greetings are never annoying.

My favorite genre is fantasy, I think. I love writing fantasy or doing film work that involves fantasy, though my budgets don't tend to allow me to explore it in film the way I'd like. Getting there.

I'm actually smack dab in the middle of doing pre-production on a fantasy-themed web video series. Some of my writers are brilliant people from HW, I'm told. And then one of my story supervisors is Philli/Aubrey (I'm used to calling her Aubrey). So I have connections around here. I just have to figure out what all my acquaintances' user names are!

*chuckles * Oh I can be annoying, and I'm in one of those "I don't care what I say or the fact that I am supposed to be a mature example" moods, so it is very possible I could end up annoying before the day is out, but thanks so much for the kind words.

Fantasy can be really expensive to shoot, as I understand. I imagine because it is so... well... otherworldly. You have to create a unique, organic environment to sell it is fantasy, generally. Be it clothing, scene, or other props.

*chuckles * Yeah, we all know Philli is Aubrey/Leah/several other names, but I just can't call her anything other than Philli, mostly because I made the nickname. *shakes head at self *

Welcome to the forum, ol' chap! I know you're going to like it a lot here. Stop in the chat room for a cuppa and some crisps if it strikes your fancy. And have fun moseying around in the ol' forums, ya hear?

Cheerio!
God bless,
Crushmaster.

If you can, I haven't seen it.

*chuckles * Friends rarely tell friends they are annoying.

Welcome to Holy Worlds, Malfhok! Sounds like you've jumped right in with the HW community here on on the Sci-fi site. ^^

Hopefully, you're finding yourself right at home here so far. : )

~Calen

Welcome!
My brother and his friends like to make movies as well, but on a very small scale. As far as I know, there's not actually a script for any of them...
Nice to meet you!

Hello and welcome to Holy Worlds, Malfhok!

Welcome to Holy Worlds!

No glitter yet? *Tosses multitudes of glitter.*

Sorry I haven't been here yet... I don't spend much time in this area. I usually greet new members in the chat room, but I've decided to turn back to my traditional welcome today!

*Blows boatswain whistle announcing the arrival of Malfhok* *Salutes* Welcome aboard Holy Worlds, mate!

Feel free to PM me, or anyone, questions you may have about our fair Holy Worlds. I also have a thread in the Q&A section for new members.

Welcome once again! I hope you enjoy your stay here!

No glitter? How could we have a proper HW welcome with out glitter!
*brings out glitter machines and shoots pink, purple, blue and green glitter simultaneously*

Hey, Jordan! Nice to see you here!

(Jenni)

Welcome to Holy Worlds, Malfhok!

Yay, you joined over here too! And you started an introduction thread, which means you get a second cupcake.

Yes, for all those considered, this is the awesome Jordan I will reference occasionally. I and several other CFers are very happy we dragged him over here.

Actually, Airi, I think it's that Jonathan won't ever admit that anyone is annoying. Just one of his quirks. Trust me, I've been trying to get him to say it for a long time.

Ooh! Jordan be over here too! Yay!

*gives Jordan more cookies*

(psst... watch the films on his website! they are fantasy and are awesomely hilarious. I'm a big fan. )


Me too. He did roll his eyes at me once, but I'm starting to think that's the most I can hope for...

Ahh. . . Here you are. I was wondering when you would join. Welcome, Jordan.

¡Welcome to Holy Worlds Malfhok!

What is your website?

Tsahraf, I have my site linked on my profile, but it's http://phantommoose.com

Thank you new Brother!

It looks to be quite interesting.

*enjoys the glitter and flying cupcakes*

Welcome to Holy Worlds, Malf! *inner debate: that looks too much like malfunction! But I can't call him Hokkie! Or Alf? Nope. And I've got to call 'im something!* Anyhoo, yay for Christian filmmakers!! I can imagine it'd be pretty tough to try to do fantasy films, for sure. But rewarding, too, ay?

Oh, and m'name's Dawn, Even, Estar, Star, and plenty of other things, so you can't really go wrong whatever you call me

*Adds a few slices of hot apple pie to the milieu. Vanishes in a puff of glitter*

I'm laughing, Evenstar. I've had people call me Malf before, but none of those others…

You could just call me Jordan, actually, if you like. I go by that a lot more often. But I'm not going to complain about what people call me.

*tiptoes in late-ish*

*navigates through the blillowing clouds of glitter to find Malfhok*


Hi Malfhok! Welcome to HW! *hands you a bowl of caramel corn* Sorry I'm a bit late. Welcome Welcome!!

*throws more glitter in the air* I am ZA, Zael, or Mirza. It is wonderful you have come to join us!