*falls into Character Introductions*
*ducks the duelists, avoids the games, coughs on the dust, looks over the chaos and prepares a speech*
Me: *talking really fast* Hello, everyone. I fell out of this thread a while ago and it grew really fast from there and I haven't kept up with it and it got long and scarier but I missed you all and so--
*breaks off abruptly as a pile of characters fall on top of me. a moment of disorganization proceeds as we all disentangle ourselves*
Jaidon: Where is this?
Me: You're a bit early. Stand out of the way and let me finish. 
Celeste: Rolf?
Rolf: *muffled* Over here.
Me: Quiet for just a moment?
*characters are quiet*
Me: I don't know who's still here from before or what in the world you're doing so you'll have to pardon us as we try to catch back up to the breakneck pace of this thread. 
So, onto the introductions! These are the main characters from my new WIP The Gatekeeper's Secret. I first wrote the book for Nanowrimo 2009, and it's in need of horrible editing, which I am now doing. *nods to Rolf*
Rolf: *untangles himself from the rest of the characters* Hello, everybody, I"m Rolf, I'm from the valley of Cordez, I'm sixteen and I'm fire-born. Don't ask me to explain, it's complicated, and you probably know what it means anyway. 
Jaidon: My name is Jaidon, but for the first half of the book I keep my name a secret. I'm fourteen, and Rolf is my best friend. I betrayed him in the beginning because I was afraid, but eventually I hear about Twydion and stop being afraid of everything. 
Mya: I'm Mya, I'm fifteen, and I'm Jaidon's sister. I'm from the village Avar in the northern mountains. 
Alvera: I'm Alvera, I'm Jaidon and Mya's Mother. 
Vorga: I'm Vorga, and I'm one of Twydion's People. We live in a large city underground called Dylann. Long ago our people were entrusted with keeping the Gates of Dylann safe but we were betrayed and the Darkness came through, destroying everything. I am a doctor by trade, but I am one of the few who remember how to read and I am dedicated to restoring the Dylann empire for the glory of Twydion. 
Darva: I'm Darva, I'm Vorga's apprentice. In earth years you would say I am thirteen. I'm not a POV character so my author might kick me out despite the fact that I'm very instrumental in saving Jaidon's life. 
Jaidon: you save my life?
Me: Next!
Celeste: I'm Celeste, the daughter of the Sadinese Ambassador to Dylann. I was there when the gates were opened and the Dark came through, but I was caught in the trees and locked in some kind of stasis. When Rolf found me it had been hundreds of years since I fell asleep. 
Vorga: Three hundred and fifty, to be precise. 
Celeste: So I'm three hundred and sixty five years old. 
Me: *whispers to other authors* She's Rolf's girlfriend, eventually. 
Morganus: I'm Morganus, the King of Lannah. When Mya mysteriously appeared in my cellar she convinced me to come with her to see for myself the wonder of the underground cavern. Eventually we will escape from the powers of darkness and I will make her my queen. I'm also not a POV character, so the author might not have time to keep up with me in this thread. 
Celeste: I'm not a P-p-whatever you call it. Does that mean I'll have to go?
Rolf: Oh, don't worry about it. We'll have so much fun she won't notice we're here. 
Me: that does not sound good... 
Rolf: *smirks*
Me: Now then, to clear up something, Darva and Vorga are not your typical people. They're part of a race that's lived underground for a thousand years. They're short (about 4') and dark skinned. They also have six fingers. (on each hand.) They live in a really cool steampunk city. 
