Over the couple of months I've been here I have collected a finely organized list of HWer quotes... My count is currently 40 quotes, the majority of them being from the chat room. And so, without further rambling, I give to you, in no specific order, HWer quotes:

"Kaitianna has that sort of drool-inducing aura about her." -Evening L. Aspen

"My tears shall form a river so long, it makes the Nile look like a puddle." -Evening L. Aspen

"The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. "Goat?" replied the startled man, "Are you sure about that?" "Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'" -Evening L. Aspen

"You people pounce too quickly!" -Evening L. Aspen

"HW; the only place where the site admin teaches impressionable members how to get out of a choke hold then advises them to try it in real-life.
The CI thread; the only place where said impressionable members don't find this in the slightest bit strange." -Bethany Faith

"When you put two people of high power into the chat room you get one of two things; techy talk you don't understand or something you shouldn't be hearing so they speak in "code"....then there's the off chance they are both hyper in which case you get to watch their crazy antics until your mom comes into your room and asks what the loud boom she heard was and you have to you proceed to explain to her that it was because you fell off your chair laughing at said antics..." -Bethany Faith

"I have two hundred and thirty five favorite people!... But *whispers* Secretly I have a list of Favorite, Favorite People." -Bethany Faith

"It states clearly in the small print in the hidden link in the terms of use:
Quote:
All characters ever entered into HW shall not be able to hurt or hold capture authors or members. Therefore rendering characters useless in any fight, debate, or physical combat...thank you and all hail Emeth!" -Bethany Faith

"The strongest men in the world wear themselves out by their own strength. "-Sir Emeth Mimetes

"Inflatable Jay's aren't as good at witty banter, for the record. And keeping council members from killing each other." -Sir Emeth Mimetes

"Must get to a computer!" -Airianna Valenshia

"Every year, herds of wild comissaries migrate towards the Canadian border" -Inesdar

"Imagine if Holy Worlders ruled the world *dreams*" -Inesdar

"You know the nice thing about HW is that everyone is weird in a different way."
-Inesdar

"I actually know my grammar, I just chose to ignore it " -Inesdar: 

"I would like to think I am more hilarious than Stargate" -Inesdar

"What's wrong with this sentence? "Thank you Bob."" -Bethany Faith
"What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong! Bob never did anything nice to me! There's no way I'd thank him!" -Inesdar
"I am not saying thank you to Bob, he's my mortal enemy." -Inesdar

"What he's my friend! I can abuse him if I like!! I mean... give pies to him." -Inesdar

"You mean, you would quote me to my face?" -Inesdar

"Alliteration, does that mean to be without books?" -Inesdar

"Yes, the chat is being purified by the mere presence of us council members" -Inesdar

"Behold! All those who torment my little sister Bethy will face the wrath of the cambion! You have been warned" -Inesdar

"You are death? I expected death to be more sinister, and dark. . ." -Lady Aris Lillylight as Seymour

""You euthanized your faithful companion cube... well done!" (imagine a female computer voice saying this)" -Vilissë 
""This isn't brave... it's murder..." - same computer voice" -Vilissë

"late last night, I removed people's heads... then, I got rid of their bodies... no one will ever know" -Vilissë 

"Or, more likely, we'll get WWIII, and all artists will be declared useless and shipped off to execution camps." -Dieki Kondrael
"(thanks for the vote of confidence, Dykae.....)" -Vilissë
"(Dykae? He's not home today. Puddleglum speaking.  )" -Dieki Kondrael 

"The things I didn't know about movie series I don't watch based on books I wouldn't read." -Dieki Kondrael

"Or Seer. He's in here often too. At night." -Airianna Valenshia
"Seer? Oh, at night." -Dieki Kondrael 
"When I, and all sane people, are sleeping." -Dieki Kondrael

"anyone here?" -Elmirza16
"Sort of. "-Vanya Katerina Jaynin
"So you're one of those "sorta people". :rolls: "-Elmirza16
"Sorta. "-Vanya Katerina Jaynin

"Being dragged screaming from the keyboard." -Vanya Katerina Jaynin

"*skips away to go whack wi-fi with a hammer*" -Bethany Faith
"*Dives into chat "No Wifi!!! Run, she shows no mercy!!!" -Whackem

"See, It's people like you who come up with all these odd connections that have the world so screwed up and have christians scared to sneeze because hitler did it once." -Whackem 

"There are christians and then there are those who say they are christians. The latter are the most dangerous.  Because they find ways to rationalize the things they do. Logically: I am a christian, christians would not do bad things, I am doing this, therefore it cannot be a bad thing." -Whackem

"I mean; when you spend time being a hermit, writing fantasy, and virtually turn your skin different colours, it can't be safe to call yourself "normal"... "-BushMaid

"Alas, even I at times suffer from Matureitis. Most people can easily be cured of it though, there is a special solution: Enter chat and be roped into a pillow fight, supplemented by ample foods loaded with sugar. " -BushMaid

"You should have seen me getting excited over an article on dislocated knees earlier..." -Amanda Kondrael 

"*Breaks glass* Just because I can..." -Aemi
"Mom yells from the other room : "Alright, what'd you break?!"" -Lady E

"Guys make better torture victims." -KathrineROID

"Here we discuss an imaginary race which can shoot shining orbs of alien substance out of their bodies, and when I mention an ancient Egyptian custom they say it is weird!" -Tsahraf

"*chokes* Me? Silly? As if! Pardon me while I go smack my smarmy character of a villain. I mean... Nevermind." -Shawn Henderson 

And so, that is my collection. It a beauty, ain't it? *cough* I mean, don't you have any hilarious quotes to share?

Bethany Faith

My. Inesdar 'tis popular.

Indeed, I'm always waiting for more of his quotes.

That is hilarious! Impressive list, Bethy m'dear!

You should have been there. Then he went down the list of everybody and how they were weird... He described me as "just bonkers" It was epic.

I shudder to think in what ways he finds me weird.

I'm positive he couldn't pick out anything weird with you.

I don't know... me being "me" and all, and this is Inesdar we're talking about...

True...he can accomplish some things that have been labeled unaccomplishable...like being an endless supply of hilarious quotes.

We loves Shark Bait more!

Which reminds me... *goes to grab the quotes Vanya posted*

 "What's with this Justin Bieber fellow? Why is he so famous? How many dragons did he slay? Or giants did he kill? Demons banished?" -Inesdar
 "*shrugs* He sings + girls think he's cute = millions of dollars." -Jonathan Garner 
"He should slay some dragons *nods* (fantasy writer celebrity criteria)" -Inesdar
"*nods* At least a small one." -Jonathan Garner
 "Or destroy some dark magical artifact" -Inesdar

"Hi Elly!" -Lady Elanor
"Hi Vanya!" -Lady Elanor
"Eve!" -Lady Elanor
"And thus Elanor's chat died" Inesdar

Haha, no, but if I was (which I wish I was) I would have been dying of laughter!

Yes, we all loves our Indy.

Wow, I'm honored to have taken part in a memorable quote.
Whackem's quotes were pretty inspiring.

(@Eve) *giggles* But you said it so it's still your quote.

(@Aemi) Yeah, Jake's good to quote for a lot of serious quotes.

So this is what goes on when I can't view the chatroom, eh?

BTW. somebody might want to dig up the thread from the Announcements forum (I don't remember which one) in which Jay and I talked Mr. Squishy into changing his name to Seer.

And there is this nice tidbit:

Aye! 'Tis true. The chat room glitches hide from you our insanity.

Bethy, darling, can I gank from your list when I need things to quote on Twitter?

Popular? Or just quotable? The resident ham that says all the witty and ridiculous things that everyone loves to repeat?

(I'm just teasing, Nemo...)

Sure!

Thank ye! *goes to quote*

Brendan! How dare you! I didn't even see you say it!

*giggles excitedly*

"If my novel is no good, it will at least cure insomnia." -Inesdar

Endless fountain of quotes.

Oo! And I just found these hiding in my "yet to be added quotes" notebook!

"G'day mate. 'Ow's the weatha?" -Jonathan Garner

"I think I, as a guy, like vacuuming okay because it's like mowing the carpet." -Jonathan Garner

"The vacuum is a domestric dragon that tries to trip you with its tail." -Jonathan Garner

"*pokes Evening* The Council are stalking us." -BushMaid

"Well, you getting an addled head from a thrown pillow and glomping people is as immature as you get." -BushMaid

"I could quote you on that." -Inesdar
"Okay, knock yourself out. I don't mind being quoted. As long as I'm not quoted on something really insane... Like...me saying Hannah is scary or something..." -Bethany Faith
"Hannah is scary. And she knows it. " -Vanya Katerina Jaynin

Those two need a lot of context, which they do not have as random quotes. The second one, for example, had nothing to do with me.

*giggles* But the first one, for example, seemed to fit well even out of context.

Yes! Jonathan quotes! The second one has everything to do with you! And you don't need a lot of context. I understood them perfectly.

Come on, Jonathan, those were hilarious!

I know nothing about the context, but it made sense to me. And it's funny.

LOVE THIS THREAD! I need a dies laughing face!

Just browsing the forums and found this thread . . .


I have to use the smiley on these two.
As the chief vacuumer in our house, I can most certainly relate to said quotes.

*pokes Jonathan* Tolded ya. *grins*

*giggles* *wishes I had more Nathan quotes*

"What can I say? When you're a writer, everything becomes a story." - Jonathan Garner

NATHAN QUOTE! *carves into stone for all of the life of HW*

*grins as she keeps finding more*

"Glittery penguins? That's so much sparkly cuteness we're all doomed. " - Jonathan Garner

I would just like to point out that I wasn't the one tripping over the cord. That was someone else on HW, who shall remain unnamed, but they know who they are.

I wonder who it could be...

"My new philosophy: "Bethany Faith is just...Bethany Faith...." " -eruheran

Good philosophy.

I’m not sure I’ve ever blushed before on HW, if I have it was maybe once, but that one made me turn a deep red. I… never heard Wren say that one.



I’m glad someone thinks that one is funny… I always feel very frustrated at the time.

Note to self: Dig up funny quotes. I know I have some.

Any quotes will do! Funny, sort-of-funny, semi-funny, not-really-funny, inspirationally funny, just plain inspirational, funny with a bit of inspiration, inspiration with a bit of funny, Shark Bait, Emeth quotes (I needs more of 'em ) and any other form of quotes I may have missed. So long as somebody on HW said it, 'tis meant for this thread.

*grins wickedly * Oh I could dig up some Emeth quotes for you. And some Brendan ones too. But I'm not sure it counts if they are Brendan/Jay quotes, instead of Inesdar/Emeth quotes...

Oh, it counts! It counts indeed!

I'm with Faith on this one!

I still remember when I first heard that one...

*giggles* I should have saved the entire conversation that quote was from. It was a really funny one.

"*smiles* You already are like a little brother, Brendan. While it would be such an embarrassment *wink, wink * to be known as being related to your "perfect" self, I am fine with being included into your family." -Airianna Valenshia
"*serious nods* Perfection is indeed a great burden, but I shall condescend to acknowledge you as my sis " -Inesdar

Haha, entirely out of context...but still funny.