Thankyou. XD

(To beat Hero from posting this before me. )
This one's a bit long:


Dreamer Donna - *sprawled out on floor*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:35 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *face down on the carpet*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:37 pm
Caeli - *looks up* Um...are you alright?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:39 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - *lost amid Souls*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:40 pm
Caeli - Princess? Hero? Kirk? *scrunches down in chair, hides behind book*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:41 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I must away. My bike needs me!!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:41 pm
Dreamer Donna - *doesn't move*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:41 pm
Caeli - *sends characters to investigate*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:42 pm
Caeli - Adrian: What's going on? *looks down at prone figures*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:42 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *still face down in the carpet*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:42 pm
Caeli - Zander: *flicks sparks* Dude, what happened to them?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:43 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: This place creeps me out.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:44 pm
Caeli - Grace: Should I move them?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:44 pm
Caeli - Paddy: Did someone get shot?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:44 pm
Dreamer Donna - *twitch*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:44 pm
Caeli - Me: *shoves Paddy out* Wrong story group, buster.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:45 pm
Caeli - Grace: ...maybe make them more comfortable? Look, that one moved. They're alive! *raises arms*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:45 pm
Caeli - Zander: Wait! Stop! We don't know why they're like that. Don't move them.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:45 pm
Caeli - Grace: *frowning* Why not? I was just going to put them on those chairs, or get them to sit back or something.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:46 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *stoops down next to Princess* Hey, can you hear me?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:47 pm
Dreamer Donna - *muffled* Yes.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:47 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *blinks* Are you alright?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:48 pm
Caeli - Zander: *gawks* It spoke.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:49 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: *pokes him*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:49 pm
Dreamer Donna - *still muffled* Yes but life seems to have devoured all of my energy, thus leaving me virtually paralysed.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:49 pm
Caeli - Grace: Do you want me to help you up?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:50 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *shoots up and leaps* POONTAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:51 pm
Caeli - Zander: *rolls eyes* Anybody can do that, Grace. You don't have to be a telekinetic to---AAAAHHHCK!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:51 pm
Caeli - Zander: *staggers backwards* What they-where did...how did...what?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:51 pm
Caeli - (Me: *suddenly realizes Charlie's been left out...*)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:52 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *falls down into couch, seemingly unresponsive*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:52 pm
Dreamer Donna - (These people are adorable. XD)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:53 pm
Caeli - (XD Why, thank you. I do try)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:53 pm
Dreamer Donna - (
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:53 pm
Lord_Herobrine - mememehehehehe,sehse,hseshssches,eheehehehsss,eheee,,,,,,.....zzzzzzzzz........
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:54 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *conveniently doesn't hear the "adorable" remark so that his author doesn't have to come up with an appropriately snarky and irritated response* It looks like someone drugged them.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:54 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: *shakes head* You always assume there's a plot involved, Adrian, don't you? The girl said she's tired, that's all.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:55 pm
Caeli - Adrian: Better to think there's a plot than to fall into it.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:55 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *mumbles* "noo....highthorne isn't poisonous...hfeehhahahahehahemm.........*zzzz*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:56 pm
Caeli - Grace: *steps backward, hands going to face." Oh my word, he's been poisoned. Adrian, Adrian, he's been poisoned. WHAT DO WE DO, HE'S POISONED.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:58 pm
Dreamer Donna - ( )
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:58 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *slowly rolls off the couch and hits the floor*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:58 pm
Caeli - Adrian: Why are you asking me?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:58 pm
Caeli - Grace: OHMYGOSH, HE'S DYING. IS HE DEAD? OH MY WORD HE'S DEAD, ISN'T HE.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:59 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *starts rolling towards Atlanta*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:59 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: Grace! Calm down. That's not helpful.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:59 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: *reaches down and stops rolling HWer* Adrian, come help me.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:00 pm
Dreamer Donna - ( o_O )
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:00 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *muttering under breath* Why do you keep asking me?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:00 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *kneels and grabs Hero* As if no one else is capable of doing anything at all.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:00 pm
Caeli - Zander: *folds arms, sticks hands under armpits* I'm not helping.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:02 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *shoots up wide eyed but obviously unconcious* SCHMALMPHFT!!!!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:02 pm
Caeli - Zander: ACCCCKKK! *leaps a foot in the air*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:02 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: *sighs, but looks disconcerted* Zander, you're squealing like a girl.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:03 pm
Caeli - Grace: Can you help him, Adrian?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:03 pm
Caeli - Adrian: Why. Do. You. Keep. Asking. ME?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:03 pm
Lord_Herobrine - [Grace spots an inconspicuous note on the table with a bottle that says "Don't Drink Me"]
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:04 pm
Caeli - ((IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT "INCONSPICIUOS
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:04 pm
Lord_Herobrine - [there is writing on the note, but it's too far away to see]
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:04 pm
Caeli - THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL THAT WORD. sorry. **)))
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:05 pm
Caeli - Grace: Hey, Adrian, what's--
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:05 pm
Caeli - Adrian: Grace! You want me to help, I'm trying to help.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:05 pm
Caeli - Grace: *looks vaguely startled by Adrian's harsh tone. shrugs, wanders over to bottle*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:05 pm
Lord_Herobrine - {{ID-Nightshade+Felix Felicis. Attributes: Unparalleled physical strength and agility. Drawbacks: Possible paranoia, asphyxia, hallucinations [death(?)]}}
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:07 pm
Caeli - (*watches pen*)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:07 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (another note is scrawled on the back)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:07 pm
Caeli - ()
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:07 pm
Dreamer Donna - (*follows along curiously*)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:08 pm
Caeli - Grace: *picks up note and examines*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:08 pm
Lord_Herobrine - To Brine: Try this out, will you? If it doesn't work, repeat the word "Beetlejuice" three times in a row, stamp four times afterwards, and shout the dreaded word of the Knights who say *rest is chewed off*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:09 pm
Caeli - Grace: *glances at companions, looks back at note, mouths to self "Who's Brine?"*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:10 pm
Caeli - Grace: Hey, um...guys?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:10 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *gives up trying to figure out what is wrong with the semi-comatose Hero* Sorry, Grace. What is it?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:10 pm
Caeli - Atlanta and Zander: *gape at apology*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:11 pm
Caeli - Grace: *to confused to notice apology* Do any of you know who "Brine" is?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:12 pm
Dreamer Donna - *muffled* That's Hero. I think.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:12 pm
Caeli - **too
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:12 pm
Caeli - Grace: Oh? *raises eyebrows*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:13 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *smiles* Bring it here, Grace.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:13 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *hopping off his back leg, Brine leaps into the air and lands inbetween Grace, Atlanta, and Adrian.*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:13 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *leaps to feet also, trench coat swirling* Never mind, *doesn't take his eyes off Hero* I think he's alright.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:14 pm
Lord_Herobrine - YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME TO ISENGARD!!! HAVE AT THEE!!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:14 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: Grace, get back...
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:14 pm
Caeli - Zander: THE DUDE'S CRAZY
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:14 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *Still twirling, I drop into a 360 kick, taking Atlanta's back shin and tripping her, ramming my heel into Zander's shoulder* (your turn)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:15 pm
Caeli - Grace: *trembles, stumbles backwards several feet, Adrian coming to stand in front of her*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:15 pm
Dreamer Donna - ( )
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:15 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Carter: *stands in the corner and listens*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:16 pm
Caeli - *Atlanta falls, rolls, and gets to her knees, while Zander falls onto his back with an "oopm" as the air is knocked from his lungs. Atlanta turns and raises both arms, water spraying Hero/Brine with all the force of a fire hose*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:17 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Carter: *winces at all the noise*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:17 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *diving under the water, Brine shoots past adrian, a whipping limb catching him in the nose. Grabbing the bottle, he stares Grace dead in the face.*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:18 pm
Lord_Herobrine - A FLUGEL!!! *leaps a full yard into the air towards Zander*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:19 pm
Caeli - Adrian: Grace! Move!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:19 pm
Caeli - Zander: *puts hands in front of face, heat rising in a wave from his fingertips*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:19 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Carter: ... *begins feeling for the door*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:19 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *standing on top of the chandiler and staying there, he downs the rest of the bottle*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:20 pm
Dreamer Donna - *still face-down on the floor* XD
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:20 pm
Caeli - (Note to self: Adrian is protective of Grace...)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:20 pm
Lord_Herobrine - LEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIINSSS!!!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:20 pm
Caeli - Zander: *shouting, but probably not realizing it* I'm gonna blast him!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:20 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *Suddenly, a fist is a milimeter away from Atlanta's face* (respond)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:20 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: Zander, wait--!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:20 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (references everywhere. )
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:20 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Carter: ... *passes out from too much sound*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:21 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - *enjoys barging into random RPs* ...
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:21 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: *pulls water from the pool and launches a jet at Brine's feet, knocking him off balance*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:22 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *takes the chance to run over to Carter* Hey, Carter. Long time no see. *props Carter up on a beanchair and faces Brine again*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:22 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *the swinging fist clips her right shoulder slightly as Brine is sent careening into the kitchen.*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:22 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:23 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *shoots up with silverware in hand* DRINKS ALL AROUND!!! *forks, spoons, and plastic cups are sent racing towards everyone present*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:23 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (respond)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:24 pm
Caeli - Zander: WHAT THE!!! *ducks, hands over head*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:24 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: *shouts at the same time* Grace! Now would be a good time!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:24 pm
Caeli - Grace: *eyes wide, frozen*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:25 pm
Dreamer Donna - (Hero wins the 'most unrelated references in a row' award...)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:25 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *growls, and jumps, knocking Grace out of the way and blocking the barrage of kitchen utensils from Zander while Atlanta shields herself with water*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:26 pm
Caeli - (I agree. )
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:26 pm
Dreamer Donna - ( XD )
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:26 pm
Caeli - (It's a shame none of my characters seem to appreciate them...)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:27 pm
Dreamer Donna - ( I'd appreciate them in-game but I'm just like 'whatever don't mind me I couldn't care less about all the chaos *snores*")
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:27 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *a salvo of plates and a kitchen sink are then flung, with Brine racing behind them towards Carter.* Ya don't work! YA DON' EAT!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:27 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (respond)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:28 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Carter: *unconscious*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:28 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - (I might need to take him out of here....he's being killed slowly from all the waves....)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:28 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (I know )
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:29 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *shouts something that is lost in the cacophony, but which is probably swearing* Zander, Atlanta, watch him!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:29 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (no idea how to do evil grins)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:29 pm
Dreamer Donna - (Wait. Is the room filled with water?Because if it is, I've drowned. XD)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:29 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - : twisted:
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:29 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *pulls Carter and Princess out of the way*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:29 pm
Lord_Herobrine -
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:29 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: Oops, my bad. Sorry. *moves water back into pool*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:30 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Maximum is seven...
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:30 pm
Dreamer Donna - Too many, Hero. XD
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:30 pm
Caeli - (I think you overwhelmed it...)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:30 pm
Lord_Herobrine - FOREEEEE!!!! *catches Atlanta with a right lariat, sending her into Adrian*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:30 pm
Caeli - Zander: *is grazed by the kitchen sink*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:30 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (someone better follow the note soon )
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:31 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: *looks at Adrian* Well, this is awkward.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:31 pm
Caeli - (LOL, I forgot...)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:31 pm
Caeli - Grace: I think we need to follow the note, but I forgot what it said!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:31 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - .......yeah Carter is going to need medical attention...*removes him from chaotic environment*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:32 pm
Caeli - Me: Wait, freeze. *character stop* I'll go get it, hang on.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:32 pm
Lord_Herobrine - Here's le note again o Brine: Try this out, will you? If it doesn't work, repeat the word "Beetlejuice" three times in a row, stamp four times afterwards, and shout the dreaded word of the Knights who say *rest is chewed off*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:32 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *watches Carter go with some relief, disentangles self from Atlanta and lariat*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:32 pm
Caeli - Grace: Wait, I remember! Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:33 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *runs right in front of Grace* FAAALLLCCCOOOOONNNN------
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:33 pm
Dreamer Donna - (punch, right? That's what's coming next? )
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:34 pm
Caeli - *Adrian, Atlanta, Zander all stop and look at her with mixed expressions of confusion*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:34 pm
Caeli - Grace: *shrugs* *punches him*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:34 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *Brine collapses, then grabs grace around the middle and jumps backwards* (see: suplex)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:34 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (one person does not need to complete all the steps)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:35 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (it can be multiple)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:35 pm
Caeli - Grace: *stomps three times before being picked up* Help! I don't know what the Knights say!!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:35 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: *stomps four times*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:35 pm
Caeli - Zander: Um...which knights?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:35 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *charges after Brine* I don't know! Figure it out!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:36 pm
Caeli - Zander: Don't we get like...a phone call or something?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:36 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - For Narnia?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:36 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *throws Grace into zander* I SPIT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!! *spits while mid air and heels Atlanta again in the rib*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:37 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: FOR NARNIAAAA! *gets knocked over* I DON'T THINK THAT WAS IT
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:37 pm
Caeli - Zander: Ew, Grace, ew.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:37 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:38 pm
Caeli - Grace: *staggers to her feet* It's not like I was trying to fall on top of you!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:38 pm
Caeli - Grace: EULALIA!!!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:38 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - "Ew, a girl, get it off me"
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:38 pm
Caeli - Zander: FOR ASGARD
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:38 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *strikes a pose and points authoritatively at Adrian* JOIN ME ON MY QUEST FOR THE HOLY *coughs, then rushes him*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:38 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - GRAIL!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:39 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *stops and waits for Brine to run into him, then grabs hold and brings Brine down with him* WOULD YOU THREE PLEASE FIGURE IT OUT?
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:39 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: *looking very frazzled, hair everywhere* GRAIL WHAT?!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:40 pm
Caeli - ((At this point, it should be noted that Charlie is at home eating hotdogs and completely oblivious to the...mortal terror his friends are in...if, indeed, that's what this is.))
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:40 pm
Dreamer Donna -
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:41 pm
Caeli - Zander: JOIN ME ON MY QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:41 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *puts adrian in a head lock and gives him a furious noogie* BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:41 pm
Caeli - (Also, they have never been this frantic...)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:41 pm
Dreamer Donna - He chose... POORLY. *Indy quotes*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:41 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (How many hints must I provide?)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:41 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *vague look of disgust, climbs back to his feet. doesn't run at Brine again.*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:42 pm
Dreamer Donna - (I don't know dude, I really don't. XD)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:42 pm
Dreamer Donna - (If it's a Monty Python thing, I wouldn't know, because I've never seen those films.)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:42 pm
Caeli - ((*is also attempting to figure it out, and is also quite sure that Adrian knows, but it just being...Adrian, and somehow enjoying this.))
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:43 pm
Caeli - (And if it's Indiana Jones...I've not seen that movie in like...twelve years...)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:44 pm
Caeli - (And if it's HP, I'm not in that fandom...)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:44 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I am, and I've not gotten it.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:44 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *roars* I am the knights who say! *rushes at atlanta and gives her a bear hug, while beaning zander with a pie*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:45 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *looks like he's holding back a laugh*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:45 pm
Caeli - Zander: THE DUDE JUST THREW A PIE AT ME!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:46 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: Ack! *is hugged*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:46 pm
Dreamer Donna - What is going on. XD
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:46 pm
Caeli - Grace: I AM THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:46 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (oh gosh... finally)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:47 pm
Lord_Herobrine - Brine collapses. [end of fight]
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:47 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (round of applause is heard on the speakers in the room)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:47 pm
Caeli - Grace: ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang--oh, wait. He's down.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:48 pm
Lord_Herobrine - (I am copying this epicnesss)
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:48 pm
Caeli - Charlie: *walks in, clapping* Guys, that was the most fun I've had in my life.
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:48 pm
Dreamer Donna - *still sprawled out in an awkward position in the corner Adrian put her*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:48 pm
Caeli - Adrian: *has to sit down, shaking with silent mirth*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:48 pm
Caeli - Zander: WHY IS THIS FUNNY? HE THREW A PIE AT ME! AND A SINK!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:49 pm
Caeli - Atlanta: *dissolves into giggles*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:49 pm
Caeli - Grace: *shakes head and helps Princess to sit up nicely*
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:50 pm
Caeli - I've gotta run all, suppertime. It's been a blast, though. XD
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:50 pm
Lord_Herobrine - You too! thanks!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:50 pm
Lord_Herobrine - Gtg!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:50 pm
Lord_Herobrine - me as wlel!
Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:50 pm
Lord_Herobrine - *runs off dragging a comatose brine behind him*

Possibly one of the most awe-inspiring, heart-pounding, gut-busting moments I've had on HW, period. I was guffawing in my seat the entire time.

It was a sight to behold

(The above is best experienced whilst listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU )

* dies laughing * You people. You people.

And I actually knew what they were supposed to say! And I've never watched what's-its-name. Monty Python. But I'd heard of the knights who say ni.

* re-reads * * shakes head * Wow.

Lady Abigail Mimetes - Book. Come into libraryyy.
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:46 am
Dreamer Donna - Book: NEVAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:46 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - D-:
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:47 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - But...but book....
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:48 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Book, I love you. Must you torment me so?
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:48 am
Dreamer Donna - Book: O.O
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:48 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I thought you loved me! : bawl:
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:48 am
Dreamer Donna - Book: I-I-I... will... come soon. I have a world to save currently.
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:49 am
Dreamer Donna - Book: I DO LOVE YOU BUT DUTY CALLS
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:49 am
Dreamer Donna - Book: GOTHAM NEEDS MEEEEEE
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:49 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - :3 you're so heroic. be careful! I don't want to lose you.
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:49 am
Dreamer Donna - Book: Never fear, I shall return with all haste and safety.
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:50 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - :3 *swoons onto fainting couch*
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:52 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - (LOOOOL *dying*)
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:52 am
Dreamer Donna - (*dying inside* )
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:52 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Mishaps. So very Mishaps.
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:53 am
Dreamer Donna - (Okay. You posting it or shall I? XD)
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:53 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - You can. XD My phone will get mad at me if I do it.
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:54 am
Dreamer Donna - Okay. XD
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:54 am

Lord_Herobrine said: *closes all those tabs and backs away from the cpu in fear*

Lady Kitra Skene said: Aris!

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: Good timing, Brine.

@Abigail: That " " chat mishap was absolutely hilarious. XD

thanks.

DairyMaid - Hey to whoever sees this first: if you say gullible really really slowly it sounds like "green beans". * nods *

Lady Kitra Skene - No it doesn't, you goof.

Lord_Herobrine - =,.,= Unamused mantis sees what you did there, and he is not amused.

Lady Kitra Skene - ^,.,^ Cheerful mantis is cheerful, and no amount of rain clouds can change that.

Ohhhh..... *Definitely fell for that*

This is what boredom will lead to.....

...This is why I leave the chat room immediately if no one else is there.

Hahaa! I love it when that gets people. XD

Lady Abigail Mimetes - BOOKCOMEINTOTHELIBRARY
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:15 pm
Dreamer Donna - He's still off saving Gotham.
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:15 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I swear if I had a TARDIS I would use it solely to get my books sooner...
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:15 pm
Dreamer Donna - XD
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:15 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I CARE NOT ABOUT GOTHAM!!
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:15 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Me: Doctor I must borrow the TARDIS. Doctor: why? Me: BECAUSE BOOKS
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:17 pm
Lord_Herobrine - If I had a tardis, I'd fly to California to greet a friend whom I have never met, then fly to Indiana to pick up a nerd whovian, then to Wisconsin to visit, to China to tour the Yangtzee, and probably to ya'll's places to go for a spin.
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:17 pm
Dreamer Donna - BUT BOOK CARES ABOUT GOTHAM
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:18 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:18 pm
Dreamer Donna - That sounds epic, Hero.
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:18 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - THAT IS NONE OF MY CONCERN
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:18 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I NEVER LOVED BOOK ENOUGH TO CARE FOR GOTHAM LIKE HE DOES
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:18 pm
Dreamer Donna - BUT IT IS BOOK'S CONCERN
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:18 pm
Dreamer Donna - GOTHAM NEEDS HIM
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:18 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I NEED HIM
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:19 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I NEED HIM MORE THAN GOTHAM EVER WILL
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:19 pm
Dreamer Donna - BUT GOTHAM NEEDS HIM REGARDLESS
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:19 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - .... ( *dying*)
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:20 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I CARE NOT FOR GOTHAM'S NEEDS
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:20 pm
Lord_Herobrine - I need input. Who knows about the Battle of the Bulge.
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:20 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - BECAUSE I AM SECRETLY CATWOMAN
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:20 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I WANT GOTHAM TO FALL
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:20 pm
Dreamer Donna - NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:21 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - *cough*
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:21 pm
Lord_Herobrine - . . . . Get back into your continuity catwoman. *pushes back into universe*
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:21 pm
Dreamer Donna - @Hero: I've heard of it but I don't know a lot about it...
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:21 pm
Dreamer Donna -
Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:21 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Again, I say Mishaps.

Lady Abigail Mimetes said:
*Arya is poisoned* ....*watches with mild interest*

Lady Kitra Skene said:
What are the symptoms?

Lady Abigail Mimetes said:
She just went, "Eragon!" and fell over and started breathing hard because drama.

Lady Kitra Skene said:
Oh, that's not poison. She's just fangirling.

Lady Kitra Skene said:
She'll be done when it suits the plot. *nodnod*

Lady Abigail Mimetes said:
OH MY GOSH YES

Lady Abigail Mimetes said:
*hugs you* THAT WAS PERFECT

Dreamer Donna - Hello!
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:20 am
Dreamer Donna - *glances at Gael* o.o *hugs and gives chocolate*
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:20 am
Blayne B. Trent - How are you?
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:20 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - MY FEELS HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY ASSIGNED SCHOOL READING
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:20 am
Blayne B. Trent - *give Otter a bag of tissue*
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:20 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:20 am
Dreamer Donna - I'm good. Apparently I'm demon-possessed.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:20 am
Blayne B. Trent - *blink blink*
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:21 am
Blayne B. Trent - School reading is good.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:21 am
Dreamer Donna - https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/ ... cb50143d84 LOTR? Cyberpunk? Rock music? Heavy metal? And does vegetarianism basically mean being a vegetarian? And also, video games, and yoga, and an interest in lycanthropy? The meditation I took part in at Tae Kwon Do? Dungeons and Dragons? Halloween? Skull and bones like in my pirate stories? Help me I'm possessed by demons.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:21 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Story of my liiiiife.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:21 am
Dreamer Donna - NOOOO GAELLLLL *keeps hugging*
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:21 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Actually, being possessed by demons is characterized by stripping naked and running around a graveyard and attacking people who go by said graveyard. Check your Bibles. It's in there.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:22 am
Blayne B. Trent - Oh hey! I'm possessed by a demons too!
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:23 am
Dreamer Donna - *looks at Gael* *inches away* . . . o_O
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:23 am
Dreamer Donna - We're all demon-possessed, guys.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:23 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:23 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Anyway. : bawl: YOU ALL MUST READ SCARLET LETTER
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:25 am
Blayne B. Trent - Oh. That.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:26 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:26 am
Blayne B. Trent - Saw a peeping Jaegar.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:26 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - He was here for a second, but then I erased him before he got chased out with holy water again
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:27 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Because we were talking about possession and it made me think of him
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:28 am
Blayne B. Trent - Uh huh.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:30 am
Blayne B. Trent - Ah. Okay. XD
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:30 am
Dreamer Donna - : rofl:
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:30 am
Dreamer Donna - Can I put this in Mishaps? XD
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:30 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Yessss.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:31 am
Blayne B. Trent - Sure.
Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:31 am

Lady Abigail Mimetes - *pokes song from voice lesson* I don't know if I like you......
Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:59 am
Dreamer Donna - What Gael said.
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:00 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - yus. *hugs the Rinja*
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:00 pm
Dreamer Donna - Song: WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:00 pm
Lady Kitra Skene - *hugs*
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:01 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Yes you do, Song. I sound just like the recording lady. I just don't know if I like youuuu.
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:01 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - *keeps reading Song as Sang* Rinja look what you've done to me...
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:01 pm
Dreamer Donna - Song: Well fine then. *sniffs*
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:02 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - =_= *narrows eyes at Song* besides, you're from a musical that has bad swearing in it.
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:02 pm
Dreamer Donna - Song: DON'T BLAME ME FOR THEIR BAD LIFE CHOICES, I'M NOT THEIR MOTHER
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:03 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR MESSAGE EITHER YOU WEIRDO
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:04 pm
Dreamer Donna - Song: YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER EITHER STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT MY LIFE CHOICES
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:04 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - BUT I'M SINGING YOU
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:05 pm
Dreamer Donna - Song: I NEVER ASKED YOU TO SING ME
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:05 pm
Dreamer Donna - Song: COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR TEACHER'S LIFE CHOICES
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:05 pm
Dreamer Donna - (what is going onnnn )
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:05 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - .....touché.
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:05 pm
Dreamer Donna -
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:06 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:06 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - It's a gorgeous tune, really, it's just....the lyrics. They confuse meeeee.
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:07 pm
Dreamer Donna -
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:07 pm
Dreamer Donna - What song is it?
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:07 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Whispering from Spring Awakening, I think.
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:08 pm
Dreamer Donna - Huh...
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:08 pm
Dreamer Donna - Song: stop talking about me behind my back
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:08 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I reaaaaally like the first half of the song, it's the second that gets me like
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:09 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - THWN TURN AROUND SONG
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:09 pm
Dreamer Donna - *reads lyrics* *first reaction* Aww... pretty. *reads rest of lyrics* wat the gallifrey.
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:09 pm
Dreamer Donna - Song: YOU'RE NOT MY GOD!
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:10 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - THANK YOU
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:10 pm
Dreamer Donna - Stop quoting Inkheart, you irritating little thing.
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:10 pm
Dreamer Donna - Yeah. I can see why the second part is weird...
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:10 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - SHUT UP SONG NOBODY ASKED YOU
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:10 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Yeeeeaaaaah...
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:10 pm
Dreamer Donna - Song:
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:10 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:16 pm
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Wat the gallifrey
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:19 pm
Lady Kitra Skene - http://www.pinterest.com/pin/537335799264861297/
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:23 pm
Dreamer Donna - XDDD
Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:24 pm

Sir Iarrthoir Criost - Hello Lady Abigail... Any deaths/knife wounds recently?
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:35 am
Dreamer Donna - Yeah. XD
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:35 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - *points to new pinterest board* guysssss
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:35 am
Dreamer Donna - GAEL. SOL : bawl:
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:35 am
Dreamer Donna - *pounces on Pinterest board*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:36 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Deaths....not yet. Knife wounds....well. ^.^
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:36 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - WHATDIDYOUDOTOHIM
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:36 am
Dreamer Donna - I'MSORRY
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:36 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - @Dreamer: How'd the essay go?
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:36 am
Dreamer Donna - (Also which new board is it you have several I've never seen before XD)
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:36 am
Dreamer Donna - @Aodhan: It went well!
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:36 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - @Lady Abigail: ...oh boy!
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:37 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - WHATDIDYOUDO?!?! D :
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:37 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - ( XD ) the one titled Hmm...
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:37 am
Dreamer Donna - (I SAW THAT ONE OH MY GOSH D : )
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:38 am
Dreamer Donna - I'M SORRYYYYY*hides*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:38 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - ( )
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:38 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - *breaks down in a fit and hugs what's left of Sol*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:39 am
Dreamer Donna - "what's left" Oh he's all there it's just his heart is slightly mangled emotionally
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:40 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - *has no clue...*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:40 am
Dreamer Donna - Sorry Aodhan.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:40 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:40 am
Dreamer Donna - Sol is my winged character for NaNo.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:40 am
Dreamer Donna - Gael clearly is attached to him (despite her finding it amusing when the smelly death elf attacks him XD).
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:40 am
Dreamer Donna - And he's currently emotionally compromised.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:41 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Heck, I'm emotionally attached to lots of my characters who get handed over to the flamingo and diplomat....
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:41 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - Ah... I see...
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:41 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - @Lady Abigail: Sometimes you are just WAY too confusing....
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:42 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - XD
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:42 am
Dreamer Donna -
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:42 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - I try. ^.^
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:42 am
Dreamer Donna - The flamingo and the diplomat.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:42 am
Dreamer Donna - This needs to be a TV series.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:42 am
Dreamer Donna - The Dragon Flamingo and the Diplomat. Tune in next week to see them... basically torture another poor soul for the hundredth time because that's all that ever happens on this show HOW HAVE OUR RATINGS NOT GONE DOWN AND HOW HAVE WE NOT GONE OFF THE AIR YET
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:43 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Nuuuuuu.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:43 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - XD
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:43 am
Dreamer Donna -
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:43 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - If the flamingo got bored he'd turn on the diplomat every once in a while....hehheh
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:44 am
Dreamer Donna - And that's the only reason people keep watching. XD
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:45 am
Dreamer Donna - To see them fight each other.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:45 am
Dreamer Donna - XD
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:45 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - "No bad dragon flamingo don't break it until the end of the season :halo: "
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:45 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:45 am
Dreamer Donna -
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:45 am
Dreamer Donna - OH MY GOSH IMAGINE THEM AT COMICON
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:45 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - *watches little pen scroll across the screen* I'
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:45 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - I am being hypnotized by HW CHAT!!!!
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:46 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - OOH GOSH NONONO XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:46 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - Ha! That would be a sight!
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:46 am
Dreamer Donna - DON'T GIVE IN, AODHAN
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:46 am
Dreamer Donna - @Gael: YESYESYES XDDDDDDD
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:47 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Diplomat would be boring. Demon form of dragon flamingo would be flipping terrifying
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:47 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Costumewise I mean.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:47 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - *nods* I'd probably jump out of my skin!
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:48 am
Dreamer Donna -
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:48 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - And that' would be the weirdest thing I've ever done...
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:48 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - *nods* yes you would. Jaegar is scawwy. o.o
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:48 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - Or at least close to...
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:48 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:48 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - XDDDDDDDDDDD
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:49 am
Dreamer Donna - I can imagine rowdy teenage boys being like, "This isn't REAL, this is just fake animatronic special effects costume makeup jobbb" *pokes Dragon Flamingo multiple times to tease him* *promtly get murdered*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:49 am
Dreamer Donna - *police cars and SWAT teams and FBI teams arrive*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:49 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes -
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:49 am
Dreamer Donna - *lockdown commences*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:49 am
Dreamer Donna - *everyone trapped in building with maniacal Dragon Flamingo Hitler and the Diplomat*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:50 am
Dreamer Donna - *screaming*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:50 am
Dreamer Donna - *chaos*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:50 am
Dreamer Donna - *gunfights*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:50 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - And HEY WHERE DID THEY GO?!
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:50 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Dragon Flamingo: *blinks boredly at SWAT and FBI* *dematerializes*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:50 am
Dreamer Donna - *and suddenly San Diego is destroyed*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:50 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - XDDDD YUSSSSSSS
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:50 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - OK... THEY WILL BE THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:50 am
Dreamer Donna - YES AODHAN. XD
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:51 am
Dreamer Donna - *DUN DUN DUNNNN*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:51 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - EXACTLY
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:51 am
Dreamer Donna - *chatroom mishaps* *so chatroom mishaps*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:51 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - Aye.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:51 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - Come back next time to find out what happens to everyone only we'll have a second cliffhanger...
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:52 am
Sir Iarrthoir Criost - I second that.... Er... third that.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:52 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - XDDDDD
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:52 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - ^.^
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:52 am
Dreamer Donna - Yessss.
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:52 am
Dreamer Donna - *and I sneak into the shadows because I escaped explaining the Solchaos*
Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:52 am

People, do not under any circumstances talk to me when I'm exhausted/stressed/feverish/all of the above. Because this happens.

~*~

The Dark Golden Dreamer - Oh great now it's getting to the point of the night where I'm really loopy...
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:43 pm
Aris Annor - Loopy? Now I must know what you do when loopy.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:44 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - Well.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:44 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - my psych test has a list of drugs and their effects. Abi: OH NO. XD
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:44 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - And I am currently singing a random rap song comprised of beatboxing and drug names...
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:45 pm
Aris Annor - Awesome.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:46 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - Noooooo it's idiotic.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:47 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - And I still have to write this stupid essay because it's worth 300 points and takes place of that one exam
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:47 pm
Aris Annor - Nooooo it can help with remembering them.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:47 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - not reallllly.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:48 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - I doubt beatboxing and singing random lyrics comprised of lines like 'nicotine, nicotine, nicotine, LSD, I'm trippin trippin tripping' is helping me remember anythinnng...
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:48 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and I'm goign to regret saying any of this in the morning i bet.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:48 pm
Aris Annor - Oh psh, it could.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:50 pm
Aris Annor - Issokay. We all have our weird moments.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:50 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - Psych test finished.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:50 pm
Aris Annor - Yay!
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:51 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - Now this stupidessay of which I can't figure out how in the world the original 13 colonies overcame their regional differences of religion, climate, and economy to unite and win the Revolution
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:51 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - Or I can sing old theme songs to old 90s kid shows that works too I guess it's not like I have to hvae this turned in by midnight or anything
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:53 pm
Aris Annor - They all wanted their freedom. That'd be enough to come together and smooth out differences, even if for only a little while.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:54 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer -
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:54 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - true. now to see if I can just fit that and lengthen it into like 500 words..
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:55 pm
Aris Annor - Pokemonnnnnnn. :3
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:55 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - pokemonnnnnn
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:56 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - power rangers
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:56 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - Annnnnnnd Batmannnnn
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:57 pm
Aris Annor -
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:58 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - the
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:59 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - *rum
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:59 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - is
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:59 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - gone
Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:59 pm
Aris Annor -
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:01 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - batman took it.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:01 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and Jack sparrow put my brain in a jar with avocados and cookie crumbs and that dear cuttlefish is why i cannot focus on school anymore
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:01 pm
Aris Annor - XD
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:02 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - *flops*
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:02 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - I thought the French were the bad guys in the revolution
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:04 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and then I realised
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:04 pm
Aris Annor - *puts blanket over her and pillow under her head* Dere. :3
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:04 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - *is under blanket*
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:05 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - wheeee I'mma burrito
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:05 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - burrito burrito burritooooo
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:05 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - JUAN DIRECTION
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:06 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - "what makes you burrito"
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:06 pm
Aris Annor - XD
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:06 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer -
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:06 pm
Aris Annor - Oh gosh. XD
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:08 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - heeeheeeheee
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:08 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - i'mmma fluffy burrito.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:09 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - so it wasn't the french who were stealing the independence and stuff. that could have ended badly.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:09 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - I am at 580 words of 1200 and I really think I need to shoot myself with a marshmallow gun because this is getting nowhere
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:09 pm
Aris Annor - Yus it is. You found eighty words.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:10 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - but my mom will kill me if she sees me up this late
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:10 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and she'll be up any minute to check on me
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:10 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and i am getting nowhere
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:10 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - nowhare
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:10 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - narwhere
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:10 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - NARWHAREWALE
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:11 pm
Aris Annor - Annwyl dear, you may want to go to bed. We don't want you to get in trouble. o.o
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:12 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - but 1200 words
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:12 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and 300 points for it if i do it perfect
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:12 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and i'm gonna get a failing grade and there will be dishonour on me and dishonour on my cow
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:12 pm
Aris Annor - Nuuuuuu. You'll be fine. Get some rest, and get up in the morning and finish it. But stay away from distractions.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:13 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - but is due tonight.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:14 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and my cow can't take much more dishonour.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:14 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - oh look 629 of 1200 mwehehe
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:14 pm
Aris Annor - See?! You're getting there!
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:14 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - I don't know how much more rambling I can do
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:15 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - without sounding like an idigit
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:15 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer -
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:15 pm
Aris Annor - Hop off chat and see if you can get more of it done. Reduce distractions and bring honor to the cow!
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:18 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - the cow is lonely
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:18 pm
Aris Annor - Hmm... maybe you can describe how each as
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:18 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and the cow is also having a bit of a mental meltdown and also it's pparently panic at the disco
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:18 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - panic panic panic at the disco disco..
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:18 pm
Aris Annor - *aspect was set aside to come together? How they resolved religious and economic differences?
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:19 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - oh good idea
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:19 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - gael I'm sorry if i'm weirding you out too much i kinda do that. Abi: No, I think it's hilarious. But main chat is broken unless in infringe on other posts, so I can't say anything....
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:20 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - oh great now I'm crying for like no flippin reason at all srsly
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:21 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - OHMYGOSH GAEL IS SPEAKING TO ME TELEPATHICALLY THROUGH MY MESAGES
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:21 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - okay sorry I'll smack chat for you and you can carry on reading my weirdness
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:21 pm
Aris Annor - Aww. *hugs Annwyl*
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:22 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - *hugs back*
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:22 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - 645 645 645 645
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:23 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - well at least i got half of 1200
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:23 pm
Aris Annor -
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:24 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - or is... yeah. 600 + 600 = 1200
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:24 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - holy disestablishmentarianism batman I heard a weird creaking sound
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:24 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - hopefully that was the house settling and not my mom becoming a sith lord and coming to lightsaber me
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:25 pm
Aris Annor -
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:25 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - *headdesks dobby-style*
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:25 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - i can't do this... Abi: DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM I miss that word :3
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:26 pm
Aris Annor - Yes you can. But it might help to get some sleep.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:27 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - but what if I get a failing grade...
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:27 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - my dark side is telling me to lie about computer problems or not seeing the word limit or whateve rto get a better grade
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:28 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - but my light side is like 'shut up don't even think about it '
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:28 pm
Aris Annor - If you rest, you might be able to reach the word count. That will help, I would think.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:29 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - I only have an hour
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:29 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and then it's due
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:29 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - weeeeeee're down a crick without a paddle huckleberry finn whatcha gwanna do 'bout it
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:30 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - apparently nothing because the brain of mine that is huck finn hs no clue what is gonig on.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:30 pm
Aris Annor -
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:31 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - Okay that's it. I have to just turn this in there is no way I'll figure anything else out without plagiarism
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:32 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and if i am found out with plagiarism, I'll get a zero instead of just a low grade
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:32 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - cheatin' don't pay kids
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:32 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - just say no
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:32 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - to cheating that is. and drugs. but i'm talking about cheating.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:32 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - except there aren't any kids in this room theres just a really pretty world ruler named Gael and a really pretty person named Anora and they're kinda both not kids they're kind of adults at this point
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:33 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - sort of
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:33 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - gael's not quite 18 yet but she acts like an adult so you know what forget everything i said there ain't no kids here
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:33 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - but you should still say no to cheating and drugs cuz seriously that stuff'll just messss youuu uppp. Abi: *dying laughing at all this* Pretty world ruler
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:34 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - oh right I'm supposed to be writing an essay not giving a monologue on drugs. oops
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:34 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - you are a pretty world ruler you telepathic message editor you. Abi:
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:35 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - doth mother knoweth your head rolleth on the floor dear world ruler
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:36 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - because your head kinda is
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:36 pm
Aris Annor -
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:36 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - 'dey see me rollin dey be hatinnnn'. Abi: *dyyyying*
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:37 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - Medic, medic, we need a medic over here, we have a dead world ruler, I repeate, we have a dead world ruler
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:38 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and she's mroe important to save than other world rulers because honestly she's beautiful and Hitler just wasn't okay he was a psychotic guy who had a caterpillar die on his upper lip. Abi: (x 7)
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:38 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - medics her head is also rolling across the floor
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:40 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and it seems she's the hydra because she sUDDENLY HAS SEVEN HEADS
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:41 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - oops random caps lock there. Abi: XDDDDD I'M CRYING HALP TOO FUNNY
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:41 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - medics
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:41 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - she's crying medics
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:42 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:42 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - TELL MEEEEEEE
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:42 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - FIGHT LIKE A MAN you idgits
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:42 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - oh right
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:42 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - turning in my essay that is a horrible fail that's what I'm doing
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:42 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and now that it is turned in and destined for a fantastically epic fail I should probaby go to bed before mom comes in and my head is rolling
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:43 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and i'm not a pretty world ruling hydra like gael so I won't survive that
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:43 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - hail hydra Abi: MEEEEP I understood that reference omg Marvel has been referring to me the whole time
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:43 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - my bed is calling me
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:44 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - yes yes marvel has
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:44 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - and my bed is calling me
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:44 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - calling me names that is but regardless it is calling me and it shouldn't be BEDS ARENT SUPPOSED TO TALK
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:45 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - i should say goodniiiiiiiiiight auf weiderzhen gooodbyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Abi: *hugs* Goodnight! :3 <3
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:45 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - *hugs back* goooodniiiight my lovely world ruler with seven heads that seem to be not-rolling-and-safely-attached noww
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:46 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - I shall talk to you in the morrow when perhaps you can speak normally and not be telepathic even though that's flippin awesome yo
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:47 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - And Anora seems to be phasin in and out of existence so I shall say goodnight for her to see--goodnight my lovely Anora and may I talk to you tomorrow and also thank you both for listening to me be a drunk high idgit
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:47 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - i hope I haven't scarred either of you for life and I also hope I don't want to shoot myself in the morning when i look back on whate ver I said. Abi: *laughing uproariously*
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:47 pm
Aris Annor - *hugs* Goodnight Annwyl. Get some sleep.
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:48 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - gooooooodniiiiiiight love and peace to you both and goodwill to meeeeennnnn and womennnnn and top ramen
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:48 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - *flies back in and drops a basket of hugs on the telepathic world ruler and the pretty authoress before flying out again*
Abi: *buried in hugs*
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:49 pm
Aris Annor - :3
Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:50 pm
The Dark Golden Dreamer - ... why did no one tell me to shut up last night. .-. *goes red and hides under a blanket fortress*
Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:52 am

Don't worry - I have weird moments like that too...except in real-life...when I'm face-to-face with those people...

I love you, Teddy.. * died laughing reading this * I think you're definitely funner when you're crazy than me. o.o

Lord Herobrine - Now now, dear Donna. There is a world of difference between Google chrome and the Internet.
Lord Herobrine - Google chrome is just that. The entity that is Google.
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:47 am
Lord Herobrine - The Internet on the other hand..... The Internet is about the closest the machines can come to a metaphysical GOD. Ever active, with every culture, every nature, every stigma, every system ever think of and then some. If HAL9000 had a founding father, it would be the Internet that came before it.
Lord Herobrine - The Internet is a homologous mass of by products, millions of servers, proxies, by proxies, laymen, middle men, mad hatters, sturgeons, and pink representations of dinosaurs that ever set its mechanical hive mind upon the world.
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:50 am
Lord Herobrine - It's army is encased behind several hundred firewalls. It's artillery, the political strong arms of the government websites, the conspiracy theorists, and the far reaching abilities of the Radio Wave.
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:51 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - What even *stares at Hero* o.o
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:51 am
The Dark Golden Dreamer -
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:51 am
The Dark Golden Dreamer - @Hero: Wow. o.o
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:52 am
Lord Herobrine - It's navy sails upon the hash tags, the tweets, the snapchats, the social media revolution, fueled by the cultural upheaval of the Internet from generations before.
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:52 am
Lord Herobrine - It's marines hide behind by proxy servers hidden in plain sight; it's archeologists, the latter day pioneers of system break down and hacking,
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:53 am
Lord Herobrine - The continents of the Internet exist by names well known by us all. Google. Aol. Yahoo.
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:54 am
Lord Herobrine - The nation states that war between each other comprise the fandoms and the international shipping fleet, created by die hard fans that increase the strength of the SHIPS daily, adding new ones by the bushel.
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:54 am
Lady Abigail Mimetes - XD briiiiine
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:55 am
Lord Herobrine - As if any common modem could comprehend the incomprehensibility that is the INTERNET.
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:55 am
The Dark Golden Dreamer - Ships...
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:55 am
Lord Herobrine - The economic hive mind powered by the mighty AMAZON, across the seas,,, the EBAY....
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:56 am
Lord Herobrine - The technological Giants that guard the World Wide Web... The apple. The Microsoft... The Intel. The HP.
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:56 am
The Dark Golden Dreamer - :3
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:56 am
The Dark Golden Dreamer - Hero you are a genius. XD
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:56 am
Lord Herobrine - This is the Internet, and it is not afraid. Come what will, no machine made by man stands to this macabre monster that graces our homes, the war on humanity ALREADY WON, the infiltration of our lives ALREADY OVER.
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:57 am
The Dark Golden Dreamer - o.o
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:58 am
Lord Herobrine - So LISTEN UP! Ye feeble minded homework paper that promises to "enhance understanding". I hold in my right hand YOUTUBE! FANFICTION.NET! I hold in my left hand PROCRASTINATION! And the Furnace of Cramming! My soul is the soul of a pre college teen.
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:59 am
Lord Herobrine - AND I AM NOT AFRAID!
Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:00 am
The Dark Golden Dreamer -

That speech, though....

Please, Herobrine, tell me that was all spur-of-the-moment....or did you have that written down?

"It's navy sails upon the hash tags, the tweets..."

That was me at two O'clock in the morning. And yes, it was spur of the moment.

That speech was awesome. You should make a youtube video of it set to that inception song. And dress up like Charlie Chaplin while you're at it.

(Just in case you don't know what I'm talking about...)

I might. I have no idea.

It wouldn't be that music though. I know better ones.

The Dark Golden Dreamer: "This latest novel by Abigail Mimetes is one of sunshine and rainbows!"
Me: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The Dark Golden Dreamer: "Except the sunshine is blood-red and the rainbows are made from the multicoloured blood of pixies!"
Me: that's a good idea!
The Dark Golden Dreamer: NOOOO XD WHAT HAVE I DONNNNE
Me: Now why would their blood be multicolored.....
The Dark Golden Dreamer: I HAVE RUINED THE PIXIE RACE
Me: Not ruined. Just annihilated.
The Dark Golden Dreamer: THE POOR PIXIES
Me: I know.
The Dark Golden Dreamer: Somehow that emoticon isn't reassuring. XD
Me: :3 :3 :3

Another Aris gem: "Gosh they probably have perfume that makes women smell so amazing they deduce men."

Me: I'm watching an olllld Twilight Zone episode.
And Kirk/Bill Shatner is in this episode.

Nat: oh that is old

Me: And he and his wife thinks it's a good idea to put a penny in this little fortune telling machine that has a devil's head on top of it, like a knob only not.
And like, who thinks playing with creepy stuff like that is a good idea
XD
And yeah, it is very old. XD

Nat: I WOULD SO PUT A PENNY IN

Me: Nooo commercials. Darn it, Hulu. XD
OF COURSE YOU WOULD. XD
I probably would too because life isn't the Twilight Zone and I would be like 'pffft this is the real world nothing'll happen'

Nat: and I could handle anything it threw at me

Me: I bet you could
Me, I'd probably end up locking myself in a closet for the rest of the year XD

Nat: I'll save you, and the world while I'm at it

Me: I have no doubt you would.

Nat: DON'T TELL ME I CAN DO EVERYTHING! MAKE ME WORK FOR IT XD basic psychology here, if someone wants something, making it harder to obtain makes it more pleasurable to obtain.

Me: Ohhh
Sorry, I'm a writer, not a psychologist. XD
In other news...
Kirk/Shatner just put a penny in the fortune telling thing again.
And he's asking it, in jest, if his wife loves him.
If it says no, I am going to have a hard time not laughing so loud I wake everyone up.

Nat: XD

Me: "You may never know"
gosh XDDD

Nat: BECAUSE EVEN DEMONS CANT TELL WHAT A WOMAN IS THINKING

Me: OH MY GOSH YESSS XDDD
I didn't laugh at the answer from Demon Fortune Teller but I sure as heck did at that XDDD
And Shatner just keeps feeding the dang thing pennies asking it tons of questions. XD

Nat: oh dear... XD

Me: "What do you mean" "how long will we have to stay here" "What do you mean?" "You mean we have to stay here or something will happen to us" "should we leave at 2:30"
And it's like "Try Again"
I've solved the mystery, the demon is broke and needs cash XD

Nat: Shaty, your insecurity is showing XD

Me: *snerkkk* Yesss XD
"Should we stay til 3pm?"
There's no question about it.
*eerie music plays*
*dramatic zooming in close-up of freaking creepy devil's head on top of fortune telling machine*

Nat: XD

Me: "If we don't stay here til 3pm, something bad will happen to us?"
Don't dare risk finding out.
Seriously guys stop feeding the manipulator pennies already XD
EAT YOUR LUNCHES AND IGNORE THE THING ALREADY GUYS YOU PAID FOR DEM LUNCHES DON' WASTE 'EM

Nat: XD
and they paid for the show.

Me: True. XD
Shat's wife: "Don, let's go."
Shat: "......I haven't finished my sandwich yet. *starts eating the sandwich he hasn't even touched*"
I pause the video and the place it paused at is hilarious because of the expression on his face XD
I'm giggling maniacally. I think I'm tired loopy XD

Nat: ... did you Google William Shatner movies? XD

Me: Nooooooo... XD
I was on his IMDB page, and since I saw a Leonard Nimoy Twilight Zone episode I liked, I noticed Shat had been in an episode or two, and decided to check them out XD
Currently he is stalling her in an attempt to not leave before 3. "*eats slowwwwlllyyy* Don't you want some ice cream? *long time later* *still eating ice cream* .... don't you want a cold drink"

Nat: XD oh my oh my

Me: (They left XD)
(Now he's being all 'you married an alcoholic,except instead of alcohol it's superstition; rabbits' feet, four leaf clovers'...)
(Watch them get divorced and their honeymoon isn't even over XD)

Nat: XD poor woman

Me: I know right XD
"Don, please!"
"Stop treating me like a retarded child, I didn't make those answers up!"
And the fight begins *dun dun dunnn*
Oh my gosh. XD They were about to cross the street, he saw a car coming from like ways away, freaked, and dragged her across the street at a run, nearly getting hit by a different car he didn't notice in the process, like what even XD)
*Shows close up of clock* *it's like almost three*
*dramatic music* DUNNN
They're safe and now he wants to go back to the diner where the creeper thing was XD

Nat: XD

Me: So they're back and he's all grouchy cause two old ladies are sitting at the table next to *his* fortune telling demon XD

Nat: XD they just want to knew whos last tooth is going to fall out first

Me: PFFFFT XDDD
No, they're not even paying attention to it they're just eating their supper like normal people XD
Prolly cause they want to save their money and not feed it all to the demon

Nat: XD

Me: And the old ladies leave and he's like *ask the counter dude for some pennies and flyyyy to the fortune telling*
I'm imagining Spock there now being all, "Captain, this is most illogical. Please, control your emotions"
Demon Interrogation timmmme
Shat: "Did you know about the car almost hitting us?"
Demon box gives him a slip of paper that says, "What do you think?" *trollface imagined*
Shat: "Will we reach New York alright now?"
Demon box: "Your chances are good."
Shat: #happehhh
Wife: #omgyouarebeingridiculousstopit

Nat: XD

Me: Shat: Will our car really be fixed in four hours?
Demon: It is already taken care of.
Shat: SEE?
Wife: Fine. Let's go see then.
Mechanic: *walks in* Hi Mister, your car is fixed. Lucky break, we found parts in town.
Wife: #omgwhat
Shat: #ahaIknewit
(Sorry if this is getting annoying I can stop XD)

Nat: NO NO NOT AT ALLLL

Me: #cant'tellifthatssarcasm XD
Welllllll anyway he just convinced her to ask questions and she's like 'are we going to get through Columbus by tomorrow'
And he's like 'we're not going through columbus'
And the demon is like 'if that's what you really want'
Apparently this proves something XD

Nat: XD IT'S TAKING HER SIDE

Me: "Will I ever be married?" {She says knowing she's already been married}
Demon: "The answer to that is obvious"

Nat: XDDD

Me: da demon's got sassss XD
"It's obvious duhhh"
She asks 'it's not possible to foretell the future is it'
Demon: "That's up to you to find out"
omg XD
Snap now it's a catfightttt
Her: "You're just a STUPID PIECE OF JUNK AREN'T YOU"
Demon: "It all depends upon your point of view"
what the heck it's got total sass XD
"DON I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE" *tries to leave* *Shat keeps her there because he's clearly obsessed with the broke demon*
Great. Now Shat is asking tons of frantic questions. XD
"Are we always going to live in St. Louis?"
*doesn't speak the answer on the card out loud*
"Are we going to live in the East?!"

Nat: XD

Me: "Are we going to live in the West?!"
Watch it say they're gonna die and they won't live anywhere XD
"ARE WE GOING TO LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY?!"
*Wife has horrified look on her face as she watches her husband go completely bonkers*
"Don, let's go"
"NO" *stares at demon*"
"Are we just going to stay here?"
"*gets up close so he's practically smacking his forehead on the demon* I don't know!"
Dang things are getting dramatic XD
oh my gosh. He just said 'it's predicting our future, do you think I can just walk away from it'
And then he's basically hugging the dang thing XD
I ship it, I ship Shat and Demon-Fortune-Telling-Box XD
Good God man you're close enough to kiss it just back the heck off this is getting weird now XD

Nat: XD OBSESSED

Me: TOTALLY XD
*inspirational wifey speech on believing in yourself instead of fortune*

Nat: the first ever fan boy

Me: pfffffft XDD with a demon fortune telller box
*wifey cries*
Shat: I'm a jerk, we'll go, we'll go. *huggles*
Wifey: no you're not
Shat: Yes, yes, I am, I'm the world's biggest jerk now let's go get da car
*walks out door* *Shat looks back into the room where the demon was*
*defiant face* We're gonna go where we want and any time we please!
*sappy romance moment as they kiss*
*he goes and overpays the diner dude because why not* *they walk out*
Annnnnd now it's showing another couple approaching the demon machine with this apprehensive look on their faces XD
The guy has a freaking handful of pennies oh my gosh XD

Nat: XD

Me: Dude: "Can we ask some more questions now? *looking frazzled*"
*doesn't speak the answer from box out loud, puts another penny in*
Dude: Do you think we might leave Ridgeview today?
*picks up card*
*wife looks at it*
*wife closes eyes and bites back a sob*
*zoom out and show dude putting another penny in the box*
Dude: Is there any way out?! Any way at all? *trying not to cry*
*narrator starts rambling*
Da end XD

Nat: x) so basically Shat frazzled it with so many questions it let them leave XD

Me: Pshhhhhhh XD Yeahhh
The narrator says it's cause he found his confidence whereas the other guy is just refusing to be confident XDDD

Nat: XD NO HE JUST MADE IT TIRED XD

Me: XD PROBABLY
or awkward
Demon box: OKAY OH MY GOSH THIS DUDE LITERALLY IS HUGGING ME AND LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA KISS ME
Demon box: LADY GET YOUR HUSBAND OUT OF HERE I HAVE PERSONAL SPACE TOO OKAY
Wellp now I'mma sit here and stare at da ceiling XD

*dies*

You're welcome.

Me: i know what else is dangerous

Me: taking all the crescent rolls >_>

Wolverine: Also when one's tummy makes the rumblies...that only hands can satisfy....

Me: gahhhhh *dies*

Wolverine: Is that the sound of forgiveness? Screaming and then silence?

Me: NO, THAT IS THE SOUND OF DROWNING, CARL

Wolverine: but that's what forgiveness sounds like....

Me: CAAAARRRLLLL

Me: ON WHAT PLANET DOES FORGIVENESS SOUND LIKE SCREAMING AND THEN SILENCE CARL

Me: WHAT PLANET

Lady Abigail Mimetes: Fortune Cookie: The object of your desire comes closer.
Lady Abigail Mimetes: Me: yayyy my book will be done soon!
Lady Abigail Mimetes: Mom: I'm so proud; her book will be done soon!
Lady Abigail Mimetes: Dad: where's my shotgun I gotta keep all da guys away >_>
The Dark Golden Dreamer: YOUR DAD IS AMAZING XD
Lady Abigail Mimetes: :rofl :
The Dark Golden Dreamer: Gotta keep Deavloooo awaaaaay
Lady Abigail Mimetes: :rofl :

The Dark Golden Dreamer said: (Profile) Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:44 pmE X
*attached to stars*

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:46 pmE X
*is attached to a star* o.o Hayyyyylp.

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: (Profile) Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:46 pmE X
Star: *sinks*

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:47 pmE X
ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??

The Dark Golden Dreamer said: (Profile) Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:47 pmE X
Oh my goshhhh

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: (Profile) Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:47 pmE X
Star: No, just heavy. *tinkling sound*

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:47 pmE X
*bites it*

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: (Profile) Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:49 pmE X
Star: *helium-hole is punctured* *blows around everywhere*

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:50 pmE X
*is pulled around all of the place*

I have the funniest big sister ever.

No one has ever paid him that kind of attention before.

Lady Abigail Mimetes E X I have German in my head.....

Lady Kitra Skene E X Why is Hitler in your head?

Aris Annor E X Trade you for my Spaniard.

In which we take arms against a sea of troubles. ...or possibly troubles about a sea of arms.

Lady Abigail Mimetes - German is hard.

The Dark Golden Dreamer - Life is hard.

Lady Abigail Mimetes - Rocks are hard.

Lady Kitra Skene - I got a rock.

Aris Annor - Diamonds are hard.

Lady Abigail Mimetes - Wolverine's claws are hard.

The Dark Golden Dreamer - This old potato chip is hard.

Aris Annor - Old dry bread is hard. Trust me, I know. >_>

Lady Abigail Mimetes ~ *looks up things* *whispers to internet* I'm a writer....

Lady Kitra Skene ~ Internet: *unlocks secret door to untold horrors*

Spock ~ You two are absolutely freaking terrifying sometimes.

Lady Abigail Mimetes ~ *pays internet its fee and carries on*

Lady Kitra Skene ~ Science is absolutely freaking terrifying. I am but a humble conduit.

Spock ~ The internet unlocking untold horrors is science?

Spock ~ GAEL PAYING THE INTERNET LIKE A DRUG DEALER IS SCIENCE? *flails*

Lady Kitra Skene ~ Everything is science.

Lady Kitra Skene ~ And everything... is awesome.

Spock ~ *dun dun DUNNNN*

*Laughinglaughing* Munchie and gRin, you two are too funny.

Spock ~ Rowan no what are you doing. >_>

Aris Annor ~ He works in the shipping department. It can get a bit crazy down there.

Spock ~ He is shipping his little heart away. AND HE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE. >_>

Aris Annor ~ Rowan don't ship your heart. Returns are a hazard and there's a lot of drama trying to sort out return addresses and such.

Spock ~ Rowan: But they have to be together!

Spock ~ THAT CHARACTER DIDN'T EVEN EXIST IN THE FIRST DRAFT, ROWAN, YOU GOOF. WHO IS HE AND WHERE DID HE COME FROM.

Aris Annor ~ Well wait until they're both Prime members. Shipping is free then.

Lady Abigail Mimetes: I want to watch the X-Men cartoons at the library O_O

Spock: I... used to steal my brother's knives and run around in public pretending to be Wolverine...

Spock: In retrospect, I am in awe that I haven't been put in prison yet xD

Aris Annor: *shuts closet door to conceal FBI agents – now soulless – who has been searching for Annwyl* <_< >_>

Spock: . . .

Spock: Lindemann: *is FBI agent* *isn't in closet*

Aris Annor: >_> *hunts for him if he's been hunting Annwyl*

Spock: Lindemann: *is unaware of all this*

Aris Annor: *desists from hunting him* *admires new souls* :3

Lady Abigail Mimetes: Wat

Spock: Wat what? XD

Lady Abigail Mimetes: All this. : rofl:

Spock: xD

Aris Annor: Mai souls >_>

Aris Annor: *finds a guy-version cover of a creepy Taylor Swift song* This. : rofl:

Spock: *blinks*

Spock: *hand decides to feel like some little gremlin is inside of it twisting the nerves into knots* >_-

Lady Abigail Mimetes: Aren't all Taylor Swift songs creepy?

Spock: Rowan: WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER

Spock: Rowan: GETTING BACK TOGETHER

Aris Annor: Blank Spaces is creepier than most of them. >_> (But she takes God's name in vain in it)

Aris Annor: But I want to write a horror story based on it so bad.

Lady Abigail Mimetes: Roowwwaaaaaaan.

Lady Abigail Mimetes: that's a skating song!

Aris Annor: It's so dang creepy.

Spock: Rowan: HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERES MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE

Spock: Aelfcynn: Someone kill him.

Aris Annor: Mordir: *comes up behind and smushes a pillow into Rowan's face* <_< >_>

Spock: Rowan: *muffled* GOTTA LET IT GO OH, I DON'T WANNA GO - I CAN'T BREATHE

Lady Abigail Mimetes: *dies because OMG ROWAN XD*

Spock: Why are you going OMG ROWAN for now? XD

Lady Abigail Mimetes: Because he's ridiculous : rofl:

Spock: Fair enough xD

Aris Annor: Mordir: That's the idea. >_> *holds it tighter*

Lady Abigail Mimetes: That's the idea

Spock: Rowan: SOMEONE SAYS YOUR NAME SOMETIMES I DON'T FEEL A THING

Spock: Rowan: BUT THEN THERE'S DAYS LIKE TODAY, WHOA, THAT ARE SUFFOCATING

Lady Abigail Mimetes: *dying*

Aris Annor: XD

Aris Annor: Mordir: *can't shut him up fast enough* >_> *pins and holds him restrictively* <_< >_>

Spock: Rowan: TAKE A LOOK AT ME, FOR I Can barely breathe, I'm suffocating slow but no one seems to know....

Lady Kitra Skene: *considers singing Misery*

Spock: Sarai:

Spock: Because I'm king of drama, and just had to.

Aris Annor: Mordir: *doesn't see her* -_-

Spock: Rowan: Then I see the wonder; the sky bursts into flame...

Spock: Rowan: God knows I'm dyinnnnng

Lady Abigail Mimetes:

Aris Annor: Mordir: *holy crap how much air can this thing hold? *presses pillow tighter* =_=

Spock: Rowan: *passes out*

Lady Abigail Mimetes: XDDDDDDD

Aris Annor: Mordir: *nearly drops him* <_< >_> *lowers him down, removing the pillow*

Spock: Rowan: *twitches but remains unconscious*

Balec Verge: Just realized that my mom left with my siblings and I am now essentially alone in the house. How did I discover this? When nobody picked up the phone which just rang. *facepalm* brb - gonna move my laptop

Aris Annor: Balec.

Kya: @Aris: Guardians are the ones with magics. That's why they get the job. It's pretty rare, so there's only one at a time in most instances.

Jayne Cobb: You should have picked up the phone. The CIA was calling.

Aris Annor: Oooh. What do the guardians do, again?

Balec Verge: I back. @Renna: The CIA has agents planted in my local library?! *Hides in the corner* My life is a lie. *paranoia runs rampant*

Kya Lightwing: Dey protect the tribe. ^.^

Jayne Cobb: Yes, they have. One of your librarians is actually a black market dealer. They stole CIA intel and gadgets and are going to sell them to the highest bidder if they're not caught.

Aris Annor: Ohhhh.

Balec Verge: Noooooo!!! Whatever shall I do?!

Aris Annor: But if they don't know how the magic/power works, how do they use it?

Aris Annor: @Annwyl and Balec: One of you write this as a story.

Jayne Cobb: Don't worry. The NSA has planted a few agents in various areas of your life to protect you and make sure you don't get caught in the crossfire. You're a valuable asset.

Kya Lightwing: They have too much of it, so it overflows.

Jayne Cobb: I'm sure it will end up a story in some way or another.

Balec Verge: Wait a minute....does my cat work for the CIA or NSA? Because she keeps swiping at me with her claws.

Jayne Cobb: I'm not sure. She's not one of ours, so probably CIA. I wouldn't worry much about her though, unless she has access to weaponry or technology.

Balec Verge: But she has natural weaponry. Her claws.

Jayne Cobb: Claw wounds are easily handled. Not so much if she gets a hold of a knife or a gun. Unless your cat's claws are longer than usual. Then she has to be transported to a secure facility in DC.

Balec Verge: *nods, conceding the point* I guess that's true.

Aris Annor: @Kya: Ahh. How does it not hurt the tribe along with any enemies?

Balec Verge: But I live on the other side of the country - why would they take her to DC?

Jayne Cobb: That's where all our most secure facilities are.

Balec Verge: @Kya, Aris, Abi: Sorry, chat's become a flood of blue and non-writing-productive material.

Balec Verge: @Renna: Ohhhhhh.

Jayne Cobb: Your cat has the potential to be a dangerous killer, and needs to be contained if she gets any more violent. Unless I take her to the Castle, she has to go to DC.

Aris Annor: @Balec: It's alright.

[[[and here I (Jayne, Casey, Annwyl, Renna, whatever the heck you want to call me) changed my username yet again]]]

Agent Casey Coburn: (No, seriously though, I can let it go if you guys want the chat clean so you can discuss actual stories.)

Balec Verge: We could private chat it, if you want to continue.

Agent Casey Coburn: (It's up to you, I'm just killing time and avoiding doing homework. Haha.)

Balec Verge: Ughhhh, I should be working on stuff too, honestly. My work ethic over the past couple months has just been shot.

Agent Casey Coburn: Same here. Which is why I've been failing classes for the last quarter and a half.

Aris Annor: *should beta* *grabs for it* Betaaaa. :3

Lady Abigail Mimetes: X3

Balec Verge: I hate YouTube. They play the same ads, for like, two weeks.

Balec Verge: "This....is real buttermilk. And real biscuits.

Balec Verge: Nobody cares. Let me skip the ad.

Balec Verge: Please. I just want to listen to music! Honestly. *rolls eyes*

Agent Casey Coburn: Same. Only my ad that won't shut up is for noko-ono cat litter or something.

Balec Verge: How long is it?

Lady Abigail Mimetes: *snuggles down in Gryffindor scarf*

Agent Casey Coburn: Um, fifteen seconds? I think?

Lady Abigail Mimetes: The longest fifteen seconds of your liiiife.

Balec Verge: Yeah, mine too. That's weird. I thought YouTube only let you skip ads after 5 seconds if the ad was 30 seconds. 15-second ads, they make you sit through. Normally. I'm not complaining. If I can skip buttermilk and biscuits after 5 seconds, that's fine too.

Agent Casey Coburn: Haha, yep.

Balec Verge: *glances at the comfy AbiGyver* Pretty much.

Lady Abigail Mimetes: ^.^

Agent Casey Coburn: Indeed. My hair goes a bit grey after each fifteen-second ad for cat litter.

Balec Verge: My hair starts to turn into.....um.....buttermilk?

Lady Abigail Mimetes:

Agent Casey Coburn: What an image.

Balec Verge: I don't even know anymore.......

Agent Casey Coburn: Someone needs to draw fanart of Cael with buttermilk hair now.

Lady Abigail Mimetes: *drinks delicious pumpkin coffee*

Balec Verge: Once my hair turns into buttermilk, it streams off of my head, and I am left bald. o.o

Agent Casey Coburn: o.o

Aris Annor: *puts a mop head on Balec* Dere go.

Balec Verge: O.O

Balec Verge: I think.

Balec Verge: .....Thanks?

Aris Annor: Velcome. ^.^

Agent Casey Coburn: This chat went from secret discussions about spies to mop heads and buttermilk hair...

Balec Verge: Someone post this whole thing in Chat Room Mishaps and we have a winner.

Agent Casey Coburn: I volunteer.

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: https://phylumsofanimals.files.wordpres ... 0x1200.jpg These birds. I can't.

Lady Kitra Skene said: Once upon a time there was an ugly albatross. That was okay, because all albatross are ugly until they learn the value of a good foundation and contoured eyeshadow.

*crying hysterically because authors>life*

Lady Abigail Mimetes: Simperer's birthday is tomorrow

Lady Kitra Skene: Huzzah! We must throw someone he loves to the hydra.

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:48 pmE X
Grapes are hard...

Caeli said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:49 pmE X
I think pebbles are harder...

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:50 pmE X
Mmm.

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:53 pmE X
Pachycephalosaurus skulls are hardest.

Caeli said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:53 pmE X
Fossils are actually pretty brittle...

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:54 pmE X
For crocheting, grapes are harder than Pachycephalosaurus skulls.

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:54 pmE X
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:54 pmE X
I can't tell what's rock and what's bone...

Aris Annor said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:54 pmE X
Only when deaded.

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:54 pmE X
Germination and photosynthesis, you silly.

Caeli said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:55 pmE X
With turtle bells and cockle shells, all lined up in a row.

Aris Annor said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:55 pmE X
Germs!

Caeli said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:55 pmE X
Wait. I'm actually pretty sure it wasn't "turtle"

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:55 pmE X
Technically, it's all rock. The calcium in the bones is replaced during fossilization. But you can feel the difference. See? *takes Rinja's hand and touches the fossil* Rough, smooth. Rough, smooth.

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:56 pmE X
That's a Christmas song, isn't it?

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:57 pmE X
*feels*

Caeli said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:57 pmE X
"Rough, smooth. Rough, smooth" To the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:57 pmE X


Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:58 pmE X
*works with toothbrush (that was not in the bathroom) while you go to show Doctor Grant the resonating chamber of a velociraptor*

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:59 pmE X
*blows through it and makes a fun squealy sound that freaks Doctor Grant out*

Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:59 pmE X
That's the important thing.

Lady Abigail Mimetes said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:59 pmE X


Lady Kitra Skene said: (Profile) Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:00 pmE X
No, I meant Turtle Bells is a Christmas song.