Timothy: I'm not sure...

Kaida: *applauds Tinsley* Bravo. It's about time.

Aren: *looks slightly exasperated*

Tanner: *pulls at some grass and fingers it*

Iliren: *Falls over, glaring at Abigail*

Hey, what! It's your fault, Mister Iliren. *facepalms* You ought to have known she wouldn't like that. *Pushes his unconscious body out of General Converstations* You can come back when you're awake and have learned your lesson.

Selaria: Yes, he is rather an idiot.

Teeheehee...*is thankful a sedative dart was in the blowgun and not a lethal one*

Tinsley: *raises an eyebrow at Kaida* *to Selaria* yes, I picked up on zat...

Be nice to Iliren! I like him! He's

Tinsley: he's unconscious.

Whatever.

Selaria: Yes, I am afraid that fact is painfully obvious.

Yes, it is a good thing. Don't worry, I like him too. I'll be nice.
@Tinsley: Good point...

(How long should Iliren be unconscious?)

Tinsley: *smirks*

You will? Good. I'd have to chase you with my flyswatter otherwise

Breindel: *sits by Tanner* ...

(Eh, he can come back in one or two posts of yours )

Tanner: *half grins when Iliren goes unconscious* *says nothing when Breindel joins him*

The flyswatter!

Eliana: What's wrong with your father, Kiva? It's really sad that all of you have bad fathers. Mine's amazing . (I'm not trying to brag, he's just a good father.) Although, he could have taught Ili a few things about talking to girls, though. Although it is credit to you that even with less than desirable parents you turned out so well.

(Okies )

Iliren: *Blinks his eyes* *Wanders back in to General Conversations* What did you say about learning a lesson, Lady Eliana? If you intended me to be more cautious around Miss Tinsley, you will be disappointed. The only lesson I learned is that next time I have the potential of offending her ladyship, I should raise my shield. *Clutches arm where the dart hit* Hmm, still sore. What sort of poison did you use?

FEAR THE FLYSWATTER OF DOOOOOM!!!!!!! :halo:

Tinsley: *absently fills in some of the spaces in her tattoo with a pen stolen from Iliren's bag* Does it? Good, good... Vy so you sink I'd say vat it is? He is stupid

No he isn't! Drat it, Tinsley, quit being insulting!

Tinsley:

Tanner: *keeps fidgeting with the grass* *speaks under his breath so only Breindel can hear* Thanks for trying to save me...

Iliren: *Looks suspiciously at the pen, then presses his lips together to keep from mentioning it* Stupid? Oh, I hope not. I'm just curious what poison could keep a man unconscious for such a long period of time. I have several poisons in my satchel, of course, but none quiet so potent. I wonder if it exists in our world. *Pauses for a moment* Well, I suppose I shall never know. *Jesting puppy dog eyes*

Breindel: *quietly back to him* you're welcome. Thank you for trying to save Alace...

Tinsley: *chuckles* No, I suppose you won't. *pen runs out of ink* *she returns it to Iliren*

Alastair: *to Kiva * are you okay?

Tanner: *shrugs*

Breindel: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you...

Iliren: *Slightly sarcasticallly:* Much obliged. *puts pen in his satchel*

Tinsley: *admiring her hand* oh, don't mention it.

Tanner: It's okay. I just wish I could have actually done something for him.

Breindel: You did do something, Tanner. You gave him three days of relief. And you gave him a example to look up to...

Tanner: Huh. An example? An example of what?

Breindel: Selflessness. An act of heroism for the sake of someone else. Someone who wasn't a close friend, even. An act of courage, to lay down your freedoms so he could regain some of his.

Tanner: ...I guess...

Breindel: see? You did more than you thought.

Lajh:*proceeds to take a nap*

Iliren: *tries to glare at Tinsley but then just shakes his head, chuckling* *looks at Briendel and Tanner* What happened to Alastair?

Breindel: *looks up at Iliren in surprise, unaware that they had been speaking that loudly* it was in in the room called Chat...*unsure if she should say more*

Alastair: *glances at Kaida*....hi.

Tanner: *doesn't attempt to answer the question at all*

Kaida: *grins a wide smile that doesn't meet her cunning eyes* Hello.

Iliren: Yes. So I guessed. Lady Abigail temporarily killed Alastair, didn't she? *frowns darkly at Abigail*

Ivy: *Holds up a scorpion to Lajh* See? Isn't he pretty?

Mordir: Why would I be funny?! I don't see the humor in my suffering!

*Pats him* You'll live.

Chayn: You two argue far too much.

*Drops Yovak into the room*

Emeer: *Stands up slowly, an angry expression on his face*

Did I forget anyone?

Eliana: Suffering, Mr. Mordir? You're going to have another child! I wouldn't exactly call that suffering...

Mordir: *Smiles a little at the mention of the baby* Aye, but that's not what I meant. I meant whenever Aris makes me go through pain and misery. Abi finds pleasure in it.

Breindel: *looks at Tanner* should I have stayed silent? I'm sorry...

Alace: how are you?

*smiles endearingly at Iliren* :halo:

Lajh: *pokes a claw* I dunno. Weird lookin' fella.

That's part of the reason why it's funny... *ignites and flies at Yovak* DIEDIEDIE!!!!

Characters:

Mordir: P( I think you two are out to get me.

Ivy: He's shiny, isn't he?

Scorpion: *Clicks its claw*

Yovak: *Waves hand as if he's swatting a fly. A gust of wind rushes at Abi from the side* I will not come in here to be treated this way.

Boo, too bad. You're staying.

Tanner: No, it's fine. *in an undertone* There's just something I don't like about that guy...

Kaida: Tolerably well. *looks at Yovak* Perhaps improving...

Eliana: *smiles at Mordir* I see, yes, that would be annoying.

Iliren: I'm am well, Alace, but how are you? You seem as cheery as always, to me. And forgive me, Tanner and Briendel, I should not have asked. I've been talking too much for my own good, I'm afraid. *mumbles* I'm sure Miss Tinsley would agree.

Selaria: *Sees Yovak's wind thing* Impressive, sir. You seem to have the air of a monarch upon you. Am I right in believing that you are one?

*is breezed into Selaria* *quickly unignites* *evil author stare at Yovak* I will kill you later, then. =_=

Lajh: *pulls his finger back quickly so it doesn't get pinched* yeah, he is shiny. Weird. Can I hold it?

Breindel: ah...*glances at Iliren* I do not sense evil, but I understand you would have your reasons.

Alace: *blinks at Yovak* didn't you give me a winged balloon one time? *looks at Iliren* I'm doing pretty good. Nothing emotionally traumatizing has happened recently, so...

Tinsley: *pointed ears prick up* I most certainly do agree. You're velcome.

Tins, what happened to your schizophrenia?

Tinsley: I killed it.

....but it's part of you. You can't just kill it.

Tinsley: I just deed.

Fine then. Don't be schizophrenic in here, then. -_-

Tinsley: I don't need your permission. I deed it anyvays.

Hank: *walks back in* So...how does this place work?

Tanner: *looks about dismally*

Kaida: *looks around for something to do* *watches the scorpion*

Selaria: *Is bumped by the breezed Abigail* Excuse me! Ah. 'Tis you. Next time, try to see if you can control where you fly. Make use of the breeze, if you can. *smiles slightly condescendingly*

Iliren: Evil? No, I certainly don't think so! *smiles at Alace* That's something, anyway. How often are you emotionally traumatized, normally? *Smiles slightly at Tinsley's comment, then looks up* What was your now-dead schizophrenia like?

Alace: *to Hank* I don't really know...I think we just....talk to each other and avoid our authors throwing stuff at us.

Carter: Unless you're Mordir. His sole purpose in life is to have Aris throw things at him.

...how did you get in here?

Carter: The door.

Well go out of it.

Breindel: it's all right, Tanner.

*smiles condescendingly right back at Selaria* Next time, if you're so clever, why don't you do it for me?

Alace: *to Iliren* mmm...*begins counting on his fingers to himself* ... ... .......a lot.

Tinsley: annoyingk. A lot like you.

QUIT INSULTING ILIREN!!!

Tinsley: :halo:

Tanner: *glances sideways at Bri but isn't sure what to say*

Yovak: *To Selaria* You are correct. I am emperor of Allare.

Mordir: Yes, it does tend to be. *Chucks a book at Carter for his comment*

Oi! That's a low hit!

Mordir: Oi, he insulted me.



Yovak: *Smirks at Abi* Careful now, your eyes might shrivel up with all that staring. It's rude, anyways. *Looks at Kaida* ...I'm not even going to waste time with you.

Ivy: Sure. *Puts the scorpion in Lajh's hands*

Yovak: *To Alace* Yes I did.

Tinsley's sass. XD I love it. Mordir, learn from her.

Mordir: Learn what? Sass? I already have that.



Tynx: Aris, your characters are so snarky and not polite.

Yeah, well, you, Lilly, Chayn, and Emeer aren't talking much. I only have a snarky assassin, a pompous- *ducks as Yovak flings magic my way* -emperor, and a little girl who really couldn't care what the grown-ups talk about anyway.

Kaida: Why? You waste enough time with yourself...

Yovak: *Whirls* What?! I do not!

Tynx: Go, Kaida! Beat him up good! *Is stuffed into a basket*

Mordir: -_-

Kaida: And whirling... Are you, by any chance, a dancer?

Yovak: *Fuming* ARIS!!!!

In his defense, that was my fault. I like colorful words.

Yovak: And anyway... it's just turning quickly. Without stumbling or falling.

Mordir: So turning with grace, like a dancer. *Is whacked* Hey!

Yovak: I don't need you on her side, assassin. Remember what I can do...

Mordir: *Glances at kids nervously*

Kaida: *nods seriously* He could pirouette at them.

Yovak: I do not! Aris used the wrong word!

...

Tynx: *Suffling around in the basket* Dude! I found cake!

Kaida: *keeps a straight face as she looks deep into Yovak's eyes* No, she didn't... You don't have to hide from your feelings anymore. Let the world know about your true passions.

Yovak: They are NOT my true passions. Dancing is for the peasants, and those thieving color magic dancers. I do not dance.

Mordir: Two left feet?

Yovak: *Slaps him*

Ivy: *Looks up at the sound*

Breindel: *quiet, reassuring smile* ... *glances over at Yovak*

*sees nervous glance* *big author voice* Yovak, if you so much as look at his kids the wrong way....so help me...

Carter: *is hit with book* -_- He throws knowledge away like it's worthless. Intelligent of you, sir. *feels for the book, picks it up, and begins carefully smoothing the pages*

Atta girl, Kaida.

Lajh: *stares at scorpion* *picks it up by the tail to look at the underside* *blinks as the sting drips venom* ...I think it's using me for a bathroom... -_-

Tinsley:

Carter: *smirks at sound of slap also* Well now...who hit him?

How'd you know?

Carter: I made sure to recognize his heartbeat in case he tried anything. *sly grin*

Lajh: What about food?

*is dying of laughter* *loves Kaida and Yovak arguing*

Tanner: *isn't sure whether to grin or be annoyed at Kaida* *whispers to Bri* He doesn't know what he's getting into...

Kaida: *grins when Mordir says that* It's okay. I used to feel the same way about ruling the world. But look at me now.