Me: I would ask what I've missed, but I've no idea how often I'll be frequenting this place, due to school. So asking is probably pointless.

Chayn and Tynx: SHAWN!!!!!

Mordir: Ow.

Me: Somebody asked about Mordir's name. (Lady Abigail, I believe?) His name is pronounced "More-deer". Imagine someone asking for more deer to eat.

Mordir: You're lovely, you are.

Me: I don't even remember who all I had in here. SO I'll just keep these three for now. Everybody else leaves, unless something was said/asked to them?

Tynx: Some writer you are.

Me: You try college, then. Be happy you're brother isn't in here.

Mordir: Wait... who was I compared to?!

Me: There we go.

Mordir: I'm LESS evil?! With a... oi, hold on! I DO NOT have a smaller vocabulary!!!! I'm not entirely in character like I am in my story, so i don't use 'fancy' words here!!!!

Me: Stand down, soldier. Just relax. *Aside to Abigail* Don't mind him. He's just grumpy.

Chayn: Isn't he always?

Mordir: I'm always what?!

Kaida: *sends a calculating look in Mordir's direction* Hold on, I remember you...

Me: YAY! Mordir, Tynx, and Chayn are here (and Aris)! @Aris: yes, I asked about his name. Thank youuuuuu!

Simperer: *simpers* The preposterous, mesomorphic assassin has arrived, I see.

Me: *smacks him* Don't insult Mordir! I like him. He's more fun than you, anyways.

Simperer: @Mordir: There may be beings excelling in villainousness above myself, but I do not believe you are one of those few endowed creatures.

Me: Endowed?! um...Simperer? You're having a lethologica issue, aren't you.

Simperer:...maybe...

Alastair: Watch Jach. He's about to juggle swords! A talking Fox! *sees Chayn and remembers Lyrous's incident* dragon!!! *faints*

Me: Forgive him...*sigh*

Guilo: Don't worry, buddy. Not all dragons are mean. We have some friends that are dragons back home... and enemies... but only a few of those, really.

Lyrous: (@ Mordir) YOU! I sill haven't gotten that duel you promised me like a year ago, Never-mind anthers busy I understand. (@ Guilo)How can a Deamonically Corrupted Phoenix be nice?

Me: Different world.

Jach: (Pulls out to hook swords) Hey these aren't scimitars!

Me: Two weapon fighting is a bit of a range game. The style is dominated by the tall. You aren't exactly tall so I picked a sword you could use to extend your reach.

Jach: Oh, Ok. Can i juggle these without cutting myself though? (Looking at Hook Swords) even the hand guard is sharp, heck the counter weights a dagger! ITS LIKE A SWISS ARMY KNIFE OF KILLING!

Lyrous: Like a halberd.

Me: Yah pretty much. Good luck Jach. YOU CAN DO IT!

Jach: (Sighs) If I lose a hand I'm blaming you (Begins to juggle the two hook swords) Hey this isn't too hard.

Bellus: (Takes pointier stick smiles and hides it in his robes)

Alastair: *revives* oops...did I do that in public?

Me:

Alastair:@Guilo: Dragons as--friends??! the winged boy has dragon friends!

Me: His name is Guilo.

Alastair: Oh. *watches as Jach and his author argue* What's a "Swiss Army Knife"? *forgets question and is enthralled by Jach's sword juggling*

Guilo: Well, I think they're mostly there because of Kaida. She gets on well with dragons.

Kaida: Phoenixes in Lor-Amar are birds. Dragons are winged reptiles. Not to mention phoenixes aren't sentient.

Shawn: TYNXIE! CHAYN! *dashes over there with a huge grin on her face* Wait, Mordir is here? o.o

Hawkes: Um. This place is full of villains.

Me: Yes, and you will not arrest them in here.

Hawkes: But--

Me: Nope. Against the rules.

Hawkes: *glowers*

Atsui (@Hawkes): I am not a villain. My name is Atsui, pleased to meet you. *offers hand*

Ada: *considers Mordir* Mesomorphic indeed. How is he preposterous? Does he use too many prepositions?

Chayn: *Nuzzles Shawn's shoulder affectionately before looking at Lyrous* I don't recollect what I did.

Me: I'm pulling a blank here, too. What happened between them? Oh wait... Did she try to eat him? Or was that somebody else?

Tynx: *Looks at Alastair* You alright?

Mordir: *To Kaida* Yes, I'm sure you do. But I don't remember if we tried to kill each other or not...

Me: Odds are at some point you tried to.

Mordir: *To Simperer* You little....!!!!!!! I could take you on anytime!!!!!!

Me: Breathe. Don't get yourself killed.

Mordir: Permission to strangle him, please?

Me: No.

Mordir: But!... Fine. At least my name isn't weird. *To Lyrous* Did I? I'm sorry I forgot about it. I would have- *Gets hit with dictionary*

Me: Oi, be nice.

Mordir: *To Shawn* *Smiles* I am indeed, lass. Miss me?

Chayn: *Snarls*

Tynx: Why must we three have so much drama?!

Me: Ask the villain. He starts it.

Mordir: *To Ada* What is it with me and being mesomorphic?! I can't tell if I'm being insulted or not!!!

Chayn: Odds are you are.

Mordir: Is everyone against me?!

Me: No. We all love you.

Mordir: That's weird, Aris.

Me: Psh.

Lyrous: (@ Chayn) I didn't say anything to or about you.

Bellus: (Writes a long list of long winded and complicated insults about Mordir, Making sure to try and match Simperers personality withen the letter. Makes paper plain out of note. Weights until Mordir is not looking. Throus paper plain from Simperers general direction relocates to Beside Lyrous)

Kaida: (to Mordir) I can't remember either. We probably did. Relax, the Sniffler just wants attention. Inferiority complex or something, since he's only a torturer and not a warrior.

Guilo: Hi, Chayn! Hi, Tynx!

Tanner: *sees Chayn and Shawn* Hold on, who had the little girl that was friends with Erroy?

Shawn: *beams happily and contentedly up at Chayn* I missed you.

Hawkes: Dragons... Ugh..

Me: Breathe.

Hawkes: *glares* And what's with this 'Mordir' name? *smirks dryly*

Shawn: *shakes head at Mordir and shrinks back a little against Chayn* N- no, not really.

Me: Tanner, I think that may have been me, but I can't remember which character it was....

Simperer:*is stunned by everyone suddenly turning against him* What do you mean i don't have a normal name, Mordir?? Is yours what you call NORMAL?!! @Kaida: Inferiority--! *glares daggers* I will show you inferiority, you l--

Me: LANGUAGEEE!!! @Ada: He didn't remember the word that he wanted, so he went with "preposterous".

Simperer: *glares at me* I know where you sleep.

Me: Not scared.

Alastair: @Tynx: *shyly standing up near Tynx* uh...Yeah, I think so...umm...how do you talk? I didn't know any animals could talk. I'm not used to all these interesting beings......

Simperer: *needs to release steam**decides to surreptitiously sneak behind Alastair and presses down on the puncture scars on Alace's right shoulder*

Alastair: *collapses onto Tynx*

Simperer: Just a torturer...

Me: Violence!!

Simperer: I'm sorry. (:

Kaida: *whips out a slingshot and hits Simperer in the temple with a marble* Gil, do you think you could find me some sharper rocks? I seem to be fresh out...

Guilo: Oh, sure.

Tanner: Ya know, giving a bit more practice, that was supposed to be our job...

Kaida: (to Mordir) See? Being called inferior makes Snickers angry. That's a sure sign of an inferiority complex.

Me: (@Zoe) I read the first statement the opposite as what was actually said, and so that messed up Michael's response.
Michael: (@Will) Perhaps I couldn't from here, but once we are permitted to leave this place, you could take me back to where you come from. If you do not know of any service I could be, then surely your Uncle would know. Yes, let him decide.

Michael: (@Tynx) Ah, Tynx. Welcome! I don't suppose your twin will be joining us? Is that sorry excuse for a demon still in time out?

Me: I'm beginning to wonder if Michael is an extrovert... Joy.

Simperer: *massages temple* I don't like you.

Me: *giggling* Nice shot! *discreetly high-fives Kaida*

Shawn and Aris are back!

Antreo: (@Phil) Was she younger than you?

Will: (@Michael) *skeptically* I don't know if it's possible to go anywhere other than back into the author's computer.
Robin: *appears behind Will* I'm told someone is looking for me?
Will: *hand travels quickly to his sword hilt before he recognizes his uncle's voice and relaxes.

Chayn: *To Lyrous* Oh. I thought someone said I did something to you.

Mordir: *To Kaida* I'm not a warrior, though.

Me: You're an assassin. You kill people. He only hurts them. You are proficient in both. This is sounding really disturbing.

Mordir: Just remember I came from your imagination.

Me: *To Tanner* I thought it was Tae, but maybe not.

Chayn: *To Shawn* I missed you too... *Snaps Hawkes on the back of the head with her tail*

Me: Chayn!

Mordir: *To Shawn* *Smirks* Scared of me even when you're strong dragon is around?

Chayn: *Snarls viciously*

Mordir: *Ignores her and turns on Hawkes* This 'Mordir' name is my name, thank you very much.

Me: It means doom's shadow.

Tynx: How I talk? Um... Through my mouth, I suppose. I'm not technically a fox, though. I look like one, but I'm called a... uh, the name slips my mind...

Me: Yeah... We'll get back to you on that.

Tynx: So, there aren't any talk- Whoa!!! *Is flattened under Alastair* Permission to brutally murder the Simperer!!!!

Me: What? No. Are you nuts?

Tynx: .... Moderately.

Mordir: *To Simperer* Weird or not, my name doesn't sound like I whine all the time. *Flashes forward and shoves the Simperer away from Alastair* Face me if you're going to throw a temper tantrum. Taking your anger out on him not only makes you look inferior (because it makes it seem like you can't do anything to me, thus making you inferior to me) but also cowardly. Quite the character you're building in my eyes, sir.

Me: Seriously? Dude, I have school! There is little room for fighting!

Mordir: I will remind you you aren't studying now.

Me: Someone's using the computer. P(

Mordir: *To Kaida* Indeed. *Looks at the Simperer* Quite the tantrum he can throw when you get him started.

Me: See? Not everyone is against you. It's all in good fun.

Mordir: You have a warped idea of fun.

Tynx: *To Michael* Thaeren is out at the moment. I don't think Aris will let him in right now.

Me: Not yet. Maybe for a bit later.

Tynx: And the demon is still in time out

Me: I may or may not have forgotten him. *Goes hunting for the demon*

Mordir: And she says I'm dark and evil.

Kaida: He becomes Whimperer when it comes to that.

Tanner: Cassie, that was her name...

Simperer: @Aris: I can kill people. Just in a slow torturous way.

Me: hmm...inferiority complex.....*begins adding to Simperer's character*

Simperer: *raises eyebrows at Mordir* Cowardly? Inferior? *smiles suddenly* You wouldn't sound so brave if you were chained to the lightning rod, assassin!

Alastair: *rolls off of Tynx* Sorry, Tynx....*moans and rubs his neck/shoulder area* if it's any consolation, I give everyone permission to kill the Simperer.

Me: I don't!!!!

Breindel: this is entertaining.

Me: Pipe down!

Simperer: *casually walks away from Mordir*

Me: Bad idea....

Phil: No, she was older.

Me: Cassie, that's who it was. I don't think I have a bio for her here.

Tynx: Never finished her story either.

Me: Besides you, there is not a character of mine in here that has had a story finished.

Tynx: *To Alastair* It's alright. Are you okay?

Mordir: *Lifts an eyebrow* Perhaps, perhaps not, but would I betray my fear? No. I have endured much pain in my life already. Your idle words barely make me flinch. *Smirks as the Simperer walks away* Done already, Whimperer? Can't think of anymore snide remarks for me?

Me: You, boy, are asking for it.

Mordir: *Brushes flecks of dust off his sleeve* Yeah, well, he started it.

Tynx: Too bad your family's not here to see you act all cool.

Me: Cool?

Alastair: @Tynx: Yeah...I'm OK. you're fluffy. I'm having a conversation with a fox..........

Simperer: *whirls on his heel* I could go on, but I had just realized how childish and stupid talking with you is!

Me: I'm dreadfully sorry, Aris and Mordir....he's more easily provoked than I thought.

Simperer: @Mordir: it's the Simperer. Obviously your vocabulary is lesser than I thought.

Me: his master have him the title because he smiles constantly during torture sessions...it's creepy.

Tynx: *Jums onto Alastair's shoulder* Yup.

Me: Nah, it's okay. It's good for Mordir. He doesn't get much of this. I'm usually far less clever than he is, so he never argues with me.

Mordir: And because you're the writer.

Me: That too.

Mordir: Is that what your name is? Odd, because all I've seen is you whining and whimpering. Haven't seen many smiles. They must be grimaces. Your face scares off anything remotely called a smile.

Me: Wow, Mordir, that's mature.

Mordir: Hey, I'm coming up with this on the fly, be a little proud.

Me: Oh, trust me, I am. But... Really?

Alastair: *tentatively strokes Tynx's ear* *laughs softly*

Me: I'm not sure how the Simperer's taking this, but I'm enjoying it immensely! ^^

Simperer: *narrows eyes like he wants to say something very crushing and devious* *long pause* emmph. So you've reverted to insulting my face? What is this, first grade? Do you expect me to retaliate? Very well, *smacks Mordir*

Me: NO VIOLENCE IN THIS THREAD!!!!!! *drags Simperer out momentarily* *returns with him in tow, looking very subdued* Be-have!!!

Simperer: *simpers silently*

Kaida: Given every weapon verbal combat has to offer and spends his time spit-shining them rather than sharpening. @Abigail: I have sharper rocks now, I could just keep pelting him.

Me: @Kaida: you've got a good point. What've you got to say for yourself, Amethana?

Simperer: *is silent, but corners of his mouth turn down*

Me: *laughing* Sure, pelt him if you want to. I'm pretty sure this is past the negotiation stage, so, go for it.

Alastair: *buries face in Tynx's fur*

Me: I'm sorry, Tynx...He doesn't get to be around fuzzy things often. They're usually cold, sharp, scaly things with fangs...that try to kill him. He just turned 13 anyways, so...if he acts juvenile...That's why.

Guilo: Oh, he should meet Skooter!

Kaida: *raises eyebrow and smirks* Amethana? But isn't -a the ending to female names?

Me: I forgot about this catching up thing... RJ, I've missed your geckos. That was awesome, Kaida.

Shawn: (to Mordir) *straightens* Chayn could eat you in an instant. Go away.

Me: Um. What?

Shawn: No one picks on my friends.

Hawkes: *glares at Chayn's tail* Watch it; I only have one head.

Me: ...

Hawkes: Mordir. Sounds like a brand of coathangers.

Me: Does not!

Lyrous: (@ Simperer and Mordir)You to are laughable My brothers scarier than either of you, and hes not even evil! (Whispers) Well maybe a little. Mordir stop being all "I can take your torture everyday ugly" No man can withstand torture NO ONE unless your God in human form thats not going to change. Simperer stop being all "I use big words to hide my insecurities, and find pleasure in torturing others because I cant stand my place in life, and youd be scared of me if you where on a rack right know" its just pathetic, and yes anyone here would be scared of you if they where on a rack right know, Its human nature to be scared of pain. Go transform into a fifty foot acid breathing, Fire spewing, Deamonicaly possessed Monstrosity who's only desire in this life is to drive you into utter madness and then eat you slowly! Then we can talk intimidating K?

Me: Kind-of wordy huh?

Me: @Kaida: *long sigh* Amethana is his last name. I took the word "anathema" and switched some letters around. @Lyrous: You nailed the Simperer, Lyrous. I'm extremely impressed. Well done!

Simperer: *stops even trying to smile and scowls furiously**glances towards Alastair, apparently trying to find a path to him through Mordir*

Alastair: *muffled from Tynx's fur* yay! Lyrous is back! And he's giving the Simperer a what-for! * lifts head and smiles hugely*

Me: *suddenly remembers there's a short film I'm supposed to be working on*

Tanner: *gives Guilo a nudge*

Guilo: *wings flex impatiently* Chayn! I know I could do it myself, but would you be willing to give Alace and I a ride?

Me: (@Zoe) I laughed so hard when I saw that Robin was going to be in this thread. XD

Michael: Ah, Lord Fitzooth, I have a request.


Me: (@Tynx) Actually, I had forgotten about Thaeren. Michael was referring to Rynx both times.

Michael: (@Aris) If you find him, tell Rynx I'm more than willing to sketch a portrait of him in time out. Dunce cap and all.

Antreo: (@Phil) Ah. My Ree is three years younger.

Robin: (@Michael) *eyebrows shoot up in surprise and eyes twinkle humourously* Lord Fitzooth, is it? And what might that be?

Mordir: [Staggers back by the blow. Turns and starts to lunge for the Simperer]

Chayn: [Pulls him back with her tail] Easy. No violence.

Mordir: Get off, dragon!

Chayn: No. I'll not have you hurt yourself.

Mordir: What do you care?

Me: She cares because she doesn't want you being stupid.

Mordir: *Huffs and glares at the Simperer*

Chayn: I can eat him if you like.

Me: Chayn!

Tynx: Aw, it's okay. I don't mind being cuddled. *Nestles in Alastair's arms*

Mordir: *To Shawn* She won't eat me, lass.

Chayn: No, but that doesn't mean I won't hurt you. *To Hawkes* Oh, shush. If I had wanted to you would have lost your precious head already.

Me: PG-13!!

Mordir: *Whirls on Hawkes* I would very much like to KILL you with a coathanger.

Me: PG-13!!! What is wrong with you two?! Tynx is being more civil than you!

Mordir: He's not being attacked with hostilities.

Me: Because he knows how to be nice.

Mordir: *To Lyrous* I didn't say I couldn't take it. I won't lie and say I could. I said I wouldn't show it.

Me: Ease up, assassin. He's teaching you a lesson. Learn it.

Mordir: Fine....

Chayn: *Looks at Guilo* It would be a pleasure. Who is this Alace?

Tynx: *Laughs* I wanna see the drawing of Rynx!

Me: I do believe the little devil has run off. Ah well. Better do his mischief where other peoples' characters are not.

Tynx: Yeah. Bad idea to have him possess anybody.

Hawkes: (to Chayn) "Excuse me, did you just tell me to shush?"

Shawn: "Well, I'm not scared of you. So there." *grins up at Chayn*

Me: "Shawn, how on earth do you manage to start trouble? That's Jayson's role..."

Hawkes: (to Mordir) "You couldn't."

Me: *headbang* "Great." >.<

Simperer: * at the thought of being eaten**smiles at Chayn's intervention* Having a good time there, Mordir? I'm certainly entertained. Who knew assassins were comedians?

Alastair: *continues petting Tynx until he hears his nickname* *looks at Chayn* I'm Alace. A ride? Cool! *to Michael* you draw? Really? Me too! … Who's Rynx? Wait… We're talking about Possession?! Again?!! *looks very uncomfortable*

Breindel: *glances with concern at Mordir* You okay? Simperer isn't known for a light touch. *grimaces*

Lyrous: No one here has to worry about being possessed Me and my two compatriots here are well versed in expelling evil spirits. In fact we have been trained to fight evil on the physical mental, and spiritual realms so your good all around. Mordir is starting to remind me a bit of Kaiden would he happen to be leading a bloody revolution or Madly Seeking to take the life of his fathers traitorous murderer?

Me: Kaiden isn't an assassin. Hes a stormblade.

Lyrous: Aren't they the same thing?

Me: No!

Jach: Can I stop juggling know?

Me: Ask Alister.

Jach (@ Alister) Please?

Bellus: (Smiles Mischiviously giving off the impression "I Couldn't have planned it better myself")

Alastair: *studies Jach's juggling* You can stop, if you want. *applauds clumsily due to holding Tynx* Yay! Good job! @Lyrous: Oh good. That'd be awkward...I think. Possession is bad, right?

Me: *abruptly decides RP-ing as Breindel is boring and switches her out for Tinsley*

Tinsley: *scans room casually, takes off cloak and hangs it on a coathanger* Wasn't someone just asking about coathangers? *tucks hair back to reveal semi-pointed ears* I'm Tinsley. Not related to tinsel. I'm as similar to it as a grandmother is to a toad. *performs a flawless but random back tuck* Anybody here have special talents?

Michael: (@Robin) Let me serve you for a time in your fight for the people of England. I have some skill with a blade, and some small skill to track animals and hunt with the bow. Use me as you have need.

Michael: (@Tynx) I'd show you my last drawing, but Rynx tore it to shreds.
(@Alistair) No, possession is good! Perhaps Rynx would provide us a showing of at least some competence.

Alastair: *Is completely flummoxed by Michael*

Chayn: *To Hawkes* Yes, I did. You worry too much.

Me: How do you... nevermind.

Mordir: *To Shawn* Your bravado is impressive, lass. But take away your savior of a dragon, and what does that leave you? Just a weak little girl.

Chayn: *Snarls at Mordir* Go pick on someone else, villain!

Mordir: I'll pick on whomever I please, thank you. *To Hawkes* Are you challeneging me? I could kill you with a bunny rabbit, boy, so watch your tongue.

Me: You're so dramatic.

Mordir: It's not my fault! I'm in here for barely a minute and I'm already being insulted and challenged!

Me: Cowboy up, kiddo. It's life.

Tynx: XD

Mordir: *Glares at him* *Glances at Breindel and touches his cheek gingerly* No blood. I think I'll live. But thank you for your concern. *Glances at the Simperer with a smirk* He slaps like a girl, anyway.

Me: *Throws hands up in exasperation.*

Chayn: *Sniffs Alastair's shoulder* Then climb up, little one. *Looks at the Simperer* Watch your step, Simpy. I may be hungry when I return.

Me: *Repeats above action*

Tynx: Rynx is a demon who looks like me but with different colors. He was trapped in a stone that my idiot brother released because he was jealous. The demon took on my form and caused a lot of trouble. He almost killed two of my friends.

Mordir: *To Lyrous* No, I'm not. Well, wait... no to the second one, kind of to the first, but I'm not leading it. I'm more of the traitor to both sides.

Me: Still trying to work out how he fits into it. Your wife may become something of a villain too, by the way.

Mordir: What?!?! Since when?!?!

Me: Since I realized it didn't make much sense for her to marry you while she know you're an assassin. Gotta think of the kids, too.

Mordir: They know nothing. They don't need to know...

Tynx: *Raises paw* I can shapeshift!!!

Mordir: Does killing-

Me: No.

Tynx: Well... You can draw me, but make the color black and mint green. 'Cause that's what Rynx looks like.

Me: You worry me sometimes...

Tynx: Don't we all?

Me: True...

Guilo: Hurray! *jumps and glides onto Chayn's back* C'mon, Alace.

Tanner: Some bunny rabbits don't need help killing things. *grins even though he knows no one will know what he's talking about*

Kaida: Slapping is a technique that really comes from the torturer and slave driver arsenal anyway. What can you expect?

Hawkes: "I'm more difficult to kill than you think."

Me: "Not in this condition."

Hawkes: *glares*

Me: "Sorry."

Shawn: (to Mordir) "I'm not exactly stranded without friends, and I think I'll keep it that way."

Jayson: "Excuse me, Mordir, are you threatening Shawn again?"

Me: "What?! You aren't in here!"

Jayson: "Actually, I am. Besides, you introduced me to this thread a while back."

Me: "A long while back."

Michael: (@Tynx) *smirk spreads across his face* Good point... I'll begin in a moment.

Alastair: *fumbles with how to put down Tynx* Shapeshifter? I have a friend who does that...He can't talk in swan form though......*he finally removes Tynx and hopelessly watches Guilo effortlessly mount Chayn. He blinks and after several failed attempts ends up scaling Chayn like a tree, plopping down behind Guilo* Ready!

Me: I wonder when he'll remember he's afraid of heights... Have fun, you three!

Simperer: Like a girl? You almost fell over, genius. *starts toward Mordir*

Tinsley: Like a girl? Excuse me, I can hit waaaaay harder than that. *abruptly crouches and sticks out a leg, tripping the Simperer.*

Simperer: *from floor* You disgust me, you ectomorphic half-breed.

Tinsley: *beams*

Kaida: Isn't it a bit counter productive to fling insults that are more amusing than threatening?

Simperer: *didn't care the insult made Tinsley smile, he knows she has no idea what it means and she'd smile anyways for tripping him*

Mordir: *Looks down at the Simperer* True. Doesn't help much that the insults don't seem to be very affective when they make the target beam. And Whiner, you try getting caught off guard by something like that and see if it doesn't make you feel just a few seconds of disorientation.

Me: Your brilliance is dying, methinks.

Mordir: Your brain, your wit, my dear.

Me:

Tynx: Awesome. Rynx is gonna be SO mad. Should I look dejected, or mad? Where can I find a dunce cap? What is a dunce cap anyway? Why is called a dunce cap? What is a dunce?

Me: If Rynx doesn't murder you in your sleep, it'll be a miracle.

Chayn: *Looks back at her passengers* Hold on! *Launches into the air and rises higher and higher*

Me: She's epic.

Mordir: *To Hawkes* Indeed? Would you care to test your theory?

Me: Seriously?

Mordir: *To Shawn* I'm sure, but not all your friends are hulking acid-breathing monsters. I've battled a few. *Glances at Jay* I'm not afraid of them.

Me: Wow. You are so lucky Chayn wasn't here to hear that.

Mordir: *To Jay* Take it as you see it, master Jase.

Me: You do have a death wish.

Mordir: Can you blame me? I don't start these things half the time!!!

Tynx: *Shifts into a hawk* Yeah, but you continue them.

Mordir: So what?! I'm constantly harassed! THIS is why I start these rebellions!

Me: Yeah, because those go so well.

Mordir: *Grumbles* The second one was better than the first....

Tynx: Gotta give him that. He had a good war going for a while.

Mordir: Of course! We were more organized! We even had a few deaths!

Me: Alright, alright. Go play with your new friends. Kaida's siding with you, so that's gotta count for something.

Mordir: True. *Casts Kaida an appreciative glance when no one is looking*