Things You'd Only Hear on HW...

Airianna Valenshia · **Posted:** March 12th, 2012, 4:40 pm

*laughs * good quote.

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** March 26th, 2012, 8:39 pm

Bush Hasah Mimetes said:

Well! Now that I have successfully proven I'm an illegal, naughty, kidnapping, nutty jigsaw minus a few pieces, I'm running off to have lunch.

Jay Lakewood · **Posted:** March 26th, 2012, 8:42 pm

Lady Kitra: Murderers like butter and onions?

Bush-Banana: Only the half-jigsaw sort.

Jay Lakewood · **Posted:** March 26th, 2012, 8:50 pm

Milly (M&Ms): So we have bananas and M&Ms...

Me: Yep! Let's name Dairy Sundae and have a banana split with m&ms!

Bush is Half-Banana, Milly is M&M, and Dairy is Sundae.

Manda Kondrael · **Posted:** June 27th, 2012, 2:33 pm

Wolf: How are you guys?

Me: Well, Mouse is an Ant, Will is dead, Goose is trying to kill me, and I'm hiding between Mouse and Neppy.

Wolf: I'm glad you're doing well, 'Manda!

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** July 2nd, 2012, 8:18 am

Amanda Kondrael wrote:

Wolf: How are you guys?

Me: Well, Mouse is an Ant, Will is dead, Goose is trying to kill me, and I'm hiding between Mouse and Neppy.

Wolf: I'm glad you're doing well, 'Manda!

*Laughs outloud* Haha!

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** July 12th, 2012, 6:57 am

*Chuckles*

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

Amanda Kondrael wrote:

Wolf: How are you guys?

Me: Well, Mouse is an Ant, Will is dead, Goose is trying to kill me, and I'm hiding between Mouse and Neppy.

Wolf: I'm glad you're doing well, 'Manda!

Wait... When did I try to kill you?

BushMaid · **Posted:** August 6th, 2012, 9:20 pm

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes wrote:

Bush Hasah Mimetes said:

Well! Now that I have successfully proven I'm an illegal, naughty, kidnapping, nutty jigsaw minus a few pieces, I'm running off to have lunch.

How did I miss this?

Manda Kondrael · **Posted:** August 6th, 2012, 9:32 pm

NotThatShort Mimetes wrote:

Amanda Kondrael wrote:

Wolf: How are you guys?

Me: Well, Mouse is an Ant, Will is dead, Goose is trying to kill me, and I'm hiding between Mouse and Neppy.

Wolf: I'm glad you're doing well, 'Manda!

Wait... When did I try to kill you?

You were threatening me! I don't remember why. XD

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

I don't remember this...

Manda Kondrael · **Posted:** August 6th, 2012, 10:02 pm

Go to the chat log for June 27, 2 pm. It's all there.

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** October 2nd, 2012, 10:26 pm

*Tries to imagine explaining this conversation to people I know IRL*

No where but HW. . .

Quote:

Lycanis Mimetes:
@Airi - Um....what do you get when you take how much HW weighs, divided by how many hair follicles are in Neil's face?

Airianna Mimetes:
Umm.... How many folicles are on Jordan's face?

Lycanis Mimetes:
@Airi - I don't know, you're the one that knows and sees all.

I ask the questions, you answer them.

Airianna Mimetes:
Well, I've never actually seen a picture of Jordan, but I do know he's young, so the amount of folicles on his face are probably not that many. I mean, I know a lot of guys 24 and under who can't grow a beard.
And I don't think Jordan has one....

Jessie Quill:
The hair follicles are still there even if you don't have a beard....

Airianna Mimetes:
Oh, the biology people come out of the wood works!

Airianna Mimetes:
Yes, true, he would still have folicles....

Aemi Kurisuchan:
It's called Wikipedia, Airi.

Airianna Mimetes:
I give up. Next question.

Lycanis Mimetes:
@Airi - *rasps* Ai-ai-ri...di-dn't kn-kn-ow answer?

Airianna Mimetes:
I know, Jeremiah, I'm not perfect. It is a shock, but everyone will survive.

Airianna Valenshia · **Posted:** October 2nd, 2012, 10:30 pm

*laughs uproariously* Oh my. That does sound incredibly funny out of context. *laughs again*

BushMaid · **Posted:** October 3rd, 2012, 12:37 am

*blinks*

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

Neil of Erk · **Posted:** October 3rd, 2012, 10:28 am

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes wrote:

*Tries to imagine explaining this conversation to people I know IRL*

No where but HW. . .

Quote:

Lycanis Mimetes:
@Airi - Um....what do you get when you take how much HW weighs, divided by how many hair follicles are in Neil's face?

Airianna Mimetes:
Umm.... How many folicles are on Jordan's face?

Lycanis Mimetes:
@Airi - I don't know, you're the one that knows and sees all.

I ask the questions, you answer them.

Airianna Mimetes:
Well, I've never actually seen a picture of Jordan, but I do know he's young, so the amount of folicles on his face are probably not that many. I mean, I know a lot of guys 24 and under who can't grow a beard.
And I don't think Jordan has one....

Jessie Quill:
The hair follicles are still there even if you don't have a beard....

Airianna Mimetes:
Oh, the biology people come out of the wood works!

Airianna Mimetes:
Yes, true, he would still have folicles....

Aemi Kurisuchan:
It's called Wikipedia, Airi.

Airianna Mimetes:
I give up. Next question.

Lycanis Mimetes:
@Airi - *rasps* Ai-ai-ri...di-dn't kn-kn-ow answer?

Airianna Mimetes:
I know, Jeremiah, I'm not perfect. It is a shock, but everyone will survive.

Wha...whi...huh?

Is this how my name is abused when I'm not around?

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** October 3rd, 2012, 12:25 pm

Can't...breathe....

Aratrea · **Posted:** October 3rd, 2012, 12:56 pm

Haha; guess this happened after I left last night.

Manda Kondrael · **Posted:** October 3rd, 2012, 2:07 pm

**dies of laughter** Wait, Airi isn't perfect?

*dies again*

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** October 3rd, 2012, 3:51 pm

Haha! Priceless! *Chuckles*

Calista Bethelle · **Joined:** February 10th, 2011, 9:15 pm **Posts:** 3095

Congratulations, you succeeded in making me laugh today.

BushMaid · **Posted:** October 4th, 2012, 5:52 pm

Neil of Erk wrote:

Wha...whi...huh?

Is this how my name is abused when I'm not around?

Thankfully we know us HWers only abuse the names of people they esteem very highly.

Neil of Erk · **Posted:** October 6th, 2012, 11:28 pm

BushMaid wrote:

Neil of Erk wrote:

Wha...whi...huh?

Is this how my name is abused when I'm not around?

Thankfully we know us HWers only abuse the names of people they esteem very highly.

Ah...so you don't just abuse my name, it's more like tarnishing my reputation or something!

On a more serious note, thank you for the compliment. Sort of. In a round about sense.

As for the whole "hair follicles" thing, I'll have you all know that while I can't grow a full beard (or, unfortunately, sideburns, which I really want), I have grown an (apparently) extremely long goatee before. Turns out I was just the only person who actually liked how it looked...

Anyway, there are certainly no problems in the hair follicle department here.

Well, except for that spot in my chin...but perhaps that's better suited for the portraits topic?

Oh! Oh, wait, hold on, one more thing. Airi isn't perfect? Truly?

RunningWolf · **Posted:** October 6th, 2012, 11:39 pm

Neil of Erk wrote:

Oh! Oh, wait, hold on, one more thing. Airi isn't perfect? Truly?

That's what she said.

Which makes a paradox if she actually is perfect.

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

"I'm trying to write, but my characters won't shut up!"

Calista Bethelle · **Joined:** February 10th, 2011, 9:15 pm **Posts:** 3095

"I tried to stop him, but he insisted on falling in love with my main character, so I finally had to kill him."

Aragorn · **Joined:** September 23rd, 2010, 3:42 pm **Posts:** 9085

Calista Beth Mimetes wrote:

"I tried to stop him, but he insisted on falling in love with my main character, so I finally had to kill him."

Lord Tarin · **Posted:** October 9th, 2012, 10:51 pm

*stumbles in and blinks in confusion* What is the point of this thread exactly? Are we talking about disobedient characters or Airianna paradoxes? Or is it just randomness?

Aratrea · **Posted:** October 10th, 2012, 6:17 am

Lord Tarin wrote:

*stumbles in and blinks in confusion* What is the point of this thread exactly? Are we talking about disobedient characters or Airianna paradoxes? Or is it just randomness?

To share things you'd only hear on HW

Which right now is about Neil of Erk's hair follicles and Airianna's paradoxes

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** October 10th, 2012, 6:25 am

Lord Tarin wrote:

*stumbles in and blinks in confusion* What is the point of this thread exactly? Are we talking about disobedient characters or Airianna paradoxes? Or is it just randomness?

It's random things that you'd only hear on HW. Funny quotes people have said in chat or across the forum go here. Usually many of them are out of context.

That's part of the fun, haha!

Did that answer your question?

(Edit note: *Sees that Aratrea answered before I did.* )

~ZA

Lord Tarin · **Posted:** October 10th, 2012, 11:28 pm

Aratrea wrote:

Lord Tarin wrote:

*stumbles in and blinks in confusion* What is the point of this thread exactly? Are we talking about disobedient characters or Airianna paradoxes? Or is it just randomness?

To share things you'd only hear on HW

Which right now is about Neil of Erk's hair follicles and Airianna's paradoxes

I get it.

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes wrote:

Lord Tarin wrote:

*stumbles in and blinks in confusion* What is the point of this thread exactly? Are we talking about disobedient characters or Airianna paradoxes? Or is it just randomness?

It's random things that you'd only hear on HW. Funny quotes people have said in chat or across the forum go here. Usually many of them are out of context.

That's part of the fun, haha!

Did that answer your question?

(Edit note: *Sees that Aratrea answered before I did.* )

~ZA

I got it.

*will keep eyes peeled*

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

Me: Fine. You can like Dr. Seuss and I can like the movie Eragon.
Seer: No, you can't. I can like Dr. Seuss, but you are not allowed to like the Eragon movie.
Me: And just where do you get off doing that?
Seer: Because I'm a Council member.
Me: Then I rebel!
Seer: ...I was joking.
Me: So was I.
Seer: Fine, you can like the movie Eragon, but not as an adaptation.
Me: That's what I meant all along!
Seer: Okay.

~

Roager: [posts a video of the evil clown from that movie "The Brave Little Toaster"]
Me: ARRRRRGGGGHHHH WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?
Roager:

Me: GAHHH I COULDN'T STAND THAT MOVIE WHEN I WAS A KID!
Roager: I just love bringing back children's nightmares.
Me:

I'm going to kill you in your sleep, Roager.
Roager: Go ahead. I never sleep.
Me: ...then that's why you're so tired!
Roager: Yep.

Since this was voice chat, Roager wasn't actually using the twisted smiley. But that's what I imagine his facial expression was. I, however, really did have the facial expression of

. And yes, I really was freaking out and speaking a little louder than was necessary, hence the caps.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** October 12th, 2012, 2:37 pm

Those are soo funny, Renna!

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

Not because of me, that's for sure.

Roager and Seer are the funny ones.

I just hope they don't kill me for posting these here.

Airianna Valenshia · **Posted:** November 5th, 2012, 12:50 pm

*laughs and almost spews her water as she comes across this thread * Wow. Jordan saw my hair follicles comments, and I have found a lot of Airi paradoxes.

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

Me: One day I will legally change my name to Arwen Evenstar Mortensen.
Seer: You have a very unhealthy obsession with Viggo Mortensen, young lady.
Roager: This isn't really a Skype call. It's divine intervention to cure you of your obesession.
Me: NEVER!

Airianna Valenshia · **Posted:** November 5th, 2012, 2:48 pm

Renna the Gray Mimetes wrote:

Me: One day I will legally change my name to Arwen Evenstar Mortensen.
Seer: You have a very unhealthy obsession with Viggo Mortensen, young lady.
Roager: This isn't really a Skype call. It's divine intervention to cure you of your obesession.
Me: NEVER!

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

Everything said in that Skype call was 100% true.

Neil of Erk · **Posted:** November 9th, 2012, 12:21 am

Airianna Mimetes wrote:

*laughs and almost spews her water as she comes across this thread * Wow. Jordan saw my hair follicles comments, and I have found a lot of Airi paradoxes.

I'm lucky I saw it at all, since I never use the chat system. Just imagine, I would never have realized how disrespectful to my perfectly good name y'all are when I'm not looking.

Lord Tarin · **Posted:** November 9th, 2012, 12:38 am

Last night in chat, Lady Kitra was waiting for the tradition of me losing my hair.

Neil of Erk · **Posted:** November 9th, 2012, 9:26 am

Lord Tarin wrote:

Last night in chat, Lady Kitra was waiting for the tradition of me losing my hair.

Do you traditionally do this annually or bi-annually?

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** November 9th, 2012, 12:19 pm

Jonathan Garner wrote:

Calista Beth Mimetes wrote:

"I tried to stop him, but he insisted on falling in love with my main character, so I finally had to kill him."

Baha!!

Riahjoy · **Joined:** November 3rd, 2011, 11:11 pm **Posts:** 176

"Would you rather be forced to cut off your own tongue or your own hand?"

Riahjoy · **Joined:** November 3rd, 2011, 11:11 pm **Posts:** 176

This one didn't happen on HWs chat, but it was while I was Skyping with a HWer

Jesse Quill wrote:

*detaches characters from their never-ending hug* Alrighty you two, that's enough. This is supposed to be a semi-dystopian. Don't make it about rainbows and unicorns.

Lord Tarin · **Posted:** November 10th, 2012, 5:08 pm

Neil of Erk wrote:

Lord Tarin wrote:

Last night in chat, Lady Kitra was waiting for the tradition of me losing my hair.

Do you traditionally do this annually or bi-annually?

Only when Kitra is in chat.

Thankfully my hair grows VERY quickly.

Amy · **Joined:** May 22nd, 2012, 9:53 pm **Posts:** 645

Lord Tarin wrote:

Neil of Erk wrote:

Lord Tarin wrote:

Last night in chat, Lady Kitra was waiting for the tradition of me losing my hair.

Do you traditionally do this annually or bi-annually?

Only when Kitra is in chat.

Thankfully my hair grows VERY quickly.

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