Haha, chat is quite amusing at times...

This was great fun on chat.

MadeFree92 - Do you smell...penguin?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:15 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *sniff* I'm getting...walrus...
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:16 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Um...................why?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:16 pm
SilverIllusion - *sniffs* no....I smell...I smell Hawk.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:16 pm
MadeFree92 - Okay, just checking.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:16 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *burps* Nope, no penguins around here...
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:17 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *sniffs, I smell fried chicken. Nope, that's fried penguin
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:17 pm
MadeFree92 - Friend penguin. Gotta get me some of that.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:17 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *looks over at Lee accusingly*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:17 pm
MadeFree92 - ^friend
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:17 pm
MadeFree92 - ^fried
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:17 pm
MadeFree92 - blasted "n" key!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:17 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Now I'm hungry................anyone wanna be fried?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:18 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Eh..not right now, thanks.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:19 pm
MadeFree92 - I volunteer my brothers.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:19 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *composes self*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:19 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Get your brother in here and find a parrot.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:19 pm
MadeFree92 - I think brother is better served with carrots, not parrots, Short Stuff.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:19 pm
Lady Fluffyface - naw, he's sewing.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:19 pm
MadeFree92 - Makes for a tasty Sunday dinner.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:19 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Yeah, but I'm not in the mood for carrots. I'm in the mood for a fried HWer
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:20 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - No, her brother lets parrots cook him. See the chat mishaps thread.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:20 pm
MadeFree92 - Ah...I missed that one.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:20 pm
MadeFree92 - I'm sure we can arrange something to Fluffiness' satisfaction.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:20 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Yay.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:21 pm
MadeFree92 - *goes undercover to find person to fry*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:21 pm
Lady Fluffyface - I'll go get the frying oil.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:21 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *runs off excitedly*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:21 pm
MadeFree92 - *pops back out* Be sure to use olive oil, it's healthier.*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:21 pm
MadeFree92 - *resumes stalking*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:22 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *sighs* fine. *runs off less excitedly
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:22 pm
MadeFree92 - *pops out again* We need to gather up those pickles for some friend pickles as well, those can be good. Heaven knows we have plenty of pickles that have been slung all over the place.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:23 pm
MadeFree92 - *resumes resuming*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:23 pm
MadeFree92 - ^fried pickles!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:23 pm
MadeFree92 - Blast it all with that stupid "n" key!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:23 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Oh yay *gets pickles and olive oil
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:23 pm
SilverIllusion - ACK!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:23 pm
SilverIllusion - Not my pickles!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:24 pm
MadeFree92 - Not a fan of fried pickles?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:24 pm
Lady Fluffyface - fried pickles are the best. No of course not, I have my own pickle patch. Well, now I do anyway
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:24 pm
MadeFree92 - *pops back out* I am having a problem locating a HWer. I might just use Crush, because he's a friend and won't mind too much, and he's not here to defend himself.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:25 pm
Raven of the Wood - *wanders in for a couple minutes*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:25 pm
SilverIllusion - Awww. See you later Nicole.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:25 pm
MadeFree92 - I should have clarified, it was speaking to Silver. Silver was quite defensive of those pickles.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:25 pm
MadeFree92 - Hello, Raven.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:26 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Raven, what's up
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:26 pm
SilverIllusion - *gathers pickles* My pickles! Mine! MINE! Mine.....
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:26 pm
Raven of the Wood - Hello.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:26 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Raven!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:26 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Hey Rave!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:26 pm
Raven of the Wood - @Fluffy: The sky, stars, moon....
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:26 pm
SilverIllusion - 'Ello good lass Raven.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:27 pm
Raven of the Wood - Hello, everyone.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:27 pm
Lady Fluffyface - heh heh, I see how that's clever
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:27 pm
MadeFree92 - Oh, well. It seems we're just gonna have to fry some pizza, since the pickles have been retrieved.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:27 pm
MadeFree92 - Anyone here want to be fried?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:28 pm
Lady Fluffyface - What about you Raven, you up to being fried?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:28 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - How about some green tomatoes?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:28 pm
MadeFree92 - Now that's some good stuff, fried green tomatoes.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:29 pm
Raven of the Wood - @Fluffy: I'm afraid I'd be rather on the tough side from too much taekwondo.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:29 pm
MadeFree92 - @Fluffy: She has a point.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:29 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Sigh, I will go look for someone else
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:29 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Hm.............what about a fried mystical creature?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:31 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - FRIED PINK SPARKLY UNICORN OF EPICNESS!!!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:31 pm
MadeFree92 - Mystical creatures tend to be very unsatisfying, due to their mythical nature.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:32 pm
MadeFree92 - I'm sure a unicorn can't be healthy.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:32 pm
MadeFree92 - Since Crush hasn't responded to my email, I suppose we'll have to find something else to fry. How about a hippo? (though an HWer would be more fun)
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:33 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Ah, coolness. Oh, instead of stone soup, we can do fried stones!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:34 pm
MadeFree92 - It is a messed up world when you type in "throwing stars" and one of the results is a Justin Bieber blanket.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:38 pm
SilverIllusion - A who a what blanket??
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:40 pm
MadeFree92 - @Silver: Justin Bieber, the little punky dude who is single-handedly responsible for a million pre-teen girls's crushes and ruining the very idea of the modern music industry.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:42 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - I know.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:42 pm
SilverIllusion - Oh my pickles.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:42 pm
Lady Fluffyface - I DIDN'T TOUCH EM
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:43 pm
Lady Fluffyface - @Silver
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:43 pm
MadeFree92 - The pickles are safe, I assure you. We do need to find someone to throw in this oil though.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:43 pm
Balec Verge - Hey all.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:43 pm
MadeFree92 - I know! Let's be rid of Bieber that way! Bwahahahahahaha!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:44 pm
Balec Verge - I don't like him.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:44 pm
MadeFree92 - Not really.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:44 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Fried Bieber, too hairy
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:44 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Hey Giraffe!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:44 pm
Balec Verge - MadeFree... I don't think I've met you. Well... Nice to meet you!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:44 pm
Lady Fluffyface - and no meat
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:44 pm
Balec Verge - I think I've met everyone else... Possibly Fluffyface?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:44 pm
SilverIllusion - Oh my, oh my. 'Ello good sir Belac.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:45 pm
MadeFree92 - However, I would not be able to eat him, I try not to eat too much junk food.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:45 pm
MadeFree92 - Oh hello, Balec.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:45 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Nice Mef
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:45 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Hi Balec
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:45 pm
Balec Verge - How was everyone's day? Or, depending on where you are, how is it going?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:45 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Mine was fun, heh, lots and lots of fun.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:46 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:46 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Mef, fried rock monster?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:46 pm
Balec Verge - Poor Fluffy. You're homeless...
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:46 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:47 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:47 pm
MadeFree92 - Fun facts about Fluffy.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:48 pm
Balec Verge - ... And clumsy... And you can't be in the shadows.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:48 pm
Balec Verge - You must have a lot of sunscreen.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:48 pm
Lady Fluffyface - I love me!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:49 pm
Raven of the Wood - *vanishes tiredly *
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:49 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Bye Raven
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:50 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Bye Raven! God bless!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:50 pm
Balec Verge - Wait, who's "Shorty"? Sorry, I'm lost today.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:50 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:50 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:50 pm
Balec Verge - Hey Kitra. Lycanis. Nicole.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:51 pm
Balec Verge - Oh, Nicole, sorry I couldn't stick around yesterday. What'd you do after getting the "No more ironing" achievement?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:51 pm
Lady Nicole Mimetes - *waves distractedly* Hello!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:51 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Wait, wolf isn't clumsy or anything?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:51 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:52 pm
Balec Verge - So, Nicole is still busy... And Kitra is... doing something... And Lycanis is... confused. Great. I'm confused too, for the record...
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:52 pm
Lady Nicole Mimetes - I'm here enough if people need me Just trying not to strain my eyes too badly
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:53 pm
Lady Fluffyface - I guess that means silver isn't a pyromaniac.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:53 pm
Balec Verge - Yes, someone light a match, that way Silver will leave and I will look amazingly handsome again. (Since mine was, "Tragically, Giraffe turns ugly in the presence of silver" [paraphrased])
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:53 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:53 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Guess not. Darn.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:53 pm
Lady Kitra Mimetes - What are those for, Hungry?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:54 pm
SilverIllusion - XD
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:54 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Mef, I need your help
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:54 pm
MadeFree92 - What with? *needs more coffee*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:54 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:54 pm
SilverIllusion - I warm you about that match....
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:54 pm
Lady Fluffyface - I need you to help me out in the kitchen here's an apron *throws an apron at Mef*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:55 pm
Balec Verge - Gotta run. See ya guys later!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:56 pm
MadeFree92 - Um...what am I supposed to do?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:56 pm
MadeFree92 - Farewell, Balec!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:56 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:57 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Bye Balec!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:57 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Aw, see you later, Giraffe.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:57 pm
SilverIllusion - Fare thee well good sir Balec.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:57 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Help me cook the rock monster.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:57 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:57 pm
MadeFree92 - I'm going to need a hammer.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:57 pm
Lady Fluffyface - No, I don't want to break it
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:58 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - A j-j-j-j-ack-k-ham-m-m-er-r-r? *bounces on jackhammer*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:58 pm
Lady Fluffyface - I've got the perfect size frier, but I want to make it into soup
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:58 pm
MadeFree92 - *throws hammer behind him and ignores the scream of agony* Okay, then, we're going to need a big pot.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:58 pm
MadeFree92 - *tosses pot of boiling water out the window eliciting groans from below* Okay, we need to fry it and then soak it.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:59 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Ooh! My spine moves!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:59 pm
MadeFree92 - And seasoning.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:59 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Ah, otay.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:59 pm
MadeFree92 - @Short: I would be alarmed if it didn't.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:00 pm
Lady Fluffyface - I'll get the seasoning. Fried pickles, fried potatoes, fried onions, fried broccoli, fried carrots and stuff like that. That's the seasoning
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:00 pm
MadeFree92 - We also need garlic. Essential. And fresh ground black pepper, a touch of chili powder, some oregano if we're feeling adventurous and of course salt.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:01 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *gets all the seasoning* What about celery?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:02 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *glomps Aubrey even though she already did*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:02 pm
Lady Fluffyface - And mint?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:02 pm
MadeFree92 - Now folks, rock monsters have a--sure Fluffiness--tendency to be very tough.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:02 pm
MadeFree92 - This requires tenderizing.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:02 pm
MadeFree92 - Of course, some mint, but only a tad.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:02 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - You're wielding a vehicle for sliding down a snowy slope, Mmf? Are you sure you don't mean a sledgehammer?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:04 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *puts all the seasoning in a giant cauldron of broth*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:04 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Unicorn broth, Twin?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:05 pm
MadeFree92 - Yeah, I guess I need that too. Although running it over might work, too.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:05 pm
Lady Fluffyface - And a pad of mint, oops, you said tad *replaces a pad of mint with a tad of mint*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:05 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - But the snow would melt. The cauldron is too hot.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:05 pm
Lady Fluffyface - I was gonna say giant broth, so we can do giant unicorn broth.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:06 pm
MadeFree92 - We're tenderizing it before it goes into the pot.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:06 pm
MadeFree92 - Now ladies and gents, this is a delicate process. In the interest of not breaking the rock monster you don't want to go to heavy. This 20 pound hammer will do, however 25 would be way too heavy. Now we begin on the back, much like a massage...
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:06 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - LOL
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:07 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Remind me never to ask for a massage from you, Mef
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:07 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - M=*massages rock monster with 5 20lb. hammers*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:07 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Y'all are way too funny.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:08 pm
MadeFree92 - We then work our way carefully down the arms. This is where things can get messy. Most of you will don your apron, but since I refuse to wear one, this duster will have to do. Be careful of the fingers, those are delicate and breakable. But when done correctly, extremely tasty.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:08 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *stirs broth with rock monster hand*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:10 pm
MadeFree92 - Notice behind me the cauldron is boiling, due to our other chef, Fluffiness, the room is filled with the fine aroma of seasonings fit for a lobster, but designed for only the most delicate and exquisite dish of rock monster.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:10 pm
Lady Fluffyface - You're far too kind Mef, far too kind. *continues to stir*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:11 pm
MadeFree92 - Now, after you've finished tenderizing, discard of your hammer. *throws behind him and ignores the second scream* And begin to load the rock monster into the cauldron.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:11 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *discards all 5 hammers*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:12 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *ducks while continuing to stir*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:12 pm
MadeFree92 - To cook a rock monster properly you must load it in feet-first, if it goes head-first, your dish is ruined. Brains go last with this dish.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:12 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *loads rock monster's feet*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:13 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *rushes over to help Mef load Rock monster into the cauldron properly*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:13 pm
MadeFree92 - For those of you following at home, this dish is an ancient Mayan traditional Sunday dinner. Some speculate that they stopped filling out their calendar because they were so anxious to get to this dish they could not spend any more time with the calendar itself.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:13 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Yup! *nodnod* its a unproven fact
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:14 pm
MadeFree92 - Now that we have this tenderized rock monster loaded in the cauldron, stirring is key. A typical spoon won't do, you need to pull in a shovel, or if you really have the resources, a backhoe.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:15 pm
Lady Fluffyface - AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh *gets loaded in the cauldron with the rock monster because of all the people in the kitchen* HELP
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:15 pm
MadeFree92 - Hmm...now people also tend to spoil the dish, so we need to get her out of there. *reaches in*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:15 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - OH NOES!!! *yanks Twin out of cauldron*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:15 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Thanks *covers the fluffiness in there with rock monster parts and seasoning*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:16 pm
MadeFree92 - Congratulations, Fluffiness! You have now become our most seasoned chef!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:16 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *dries off on drying cloud* YAY! I feel so seasoned..........I mean special
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:17 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Wait...........does that mean I taste good in seasoning, I'm a great seasoner, or both
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:17 pm
MadeFree92 - Now, we need to let the rock monster boil -- hello, Jonathan -- for a little while.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:17 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Both, Fluff. XD
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:18 pm
Lady Fluffyface - do we put the lid on the couldron
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:18 pm
MadeFree92 - It was a sad pun on my part, but anyway.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:18 pm
MadeFree92 - Yes, but a closed one, and we need to turn away. A watched cauldron never boils.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:18 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Ah, I enjoyed it.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:19 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Okay *turns around* No peeking Mef
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:19 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *obediently turns away*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:19 pm
MadeFree92 - Of course not, that's why I'm wearing this fedora and duster.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:19 pm
Lady Fluffyface - So, what do we call our wonderful dish Mef?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:20 pm
MadeFree92 - Not sure, rock monster soup lacks a certain ring.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:20 pm
MadeFree92 - Aha! We need bananas.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:21 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - How many?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:22 pm
MadeFree92 - Like, a bunch.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:22 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *fetches one bunch of bananas*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:23 pm
MadeFree92 - Now, these look great around the bowls for serving. You need to slice the bananas though, otherwise it's just confusing.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:23 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Okay, I'll get the bowls
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:24 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *gets the serving bowls and a ladel
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:25 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:25 pm
MadeFree92 - The rock monster should be about ready, if we did the prep properly. So, we need to take a look shall we?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:25 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Oh yes, lets. But turn around slowly, or you'll scare the couldron
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:25 pm
Lady Fluffyface - and the bowls and ladel too
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:26 pm
MadeFree92 - And, Fluffiness, would you care to do the honors?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:26 pm
Lady Fluffyface - What honors?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:26 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *stands by with tray of banana-lined bowls*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:27 pm
MadeFree92 - Opening the cauldron?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:27 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Oh. Yes. *Gently lifts the couldron lid*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:27 pm
Lady Fluffyface - after turning around, of course
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:28 pm
MadeFree92 - There! Look at that, nice and tender.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:28 pm
MadeFree92 - Now we need to ladle it into bowls...and then serve it up, perhaps with a little mint-leaf garnish, what do you think?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:28 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Yum, can I start serving it and seasoning it too?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:29 pm
MadeFree92 - Of course.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:29 pm
MadeFree92 - It's amazing how much Food Network has come in handy.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:29 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Sweet *seasons the soup and serves it very proper like
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:30 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:30 pm
MadeFree92 - Cue dinner music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeRwHo3SKfw
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:30 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Ah, now...............what do we call it?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:31 pm
MadeFree92 - I was thinking RM Gourmet Soup by Fluffy.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:31 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Stewed Rock Monster a la Mmf and Fluffy?
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:31 pm
Lady Fluffyface - How about Stewed Rock, with a dash of Monster
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:32 pm
MadeFree92 - That's neat.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:32 pm
Lady Fluffyface - *serves it to all the HWers in chat*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:33 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Good, we should make a cook book out of stuff like that. Sigh I have to go to bed or seer might get all hulkish
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:34 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *tastes* Mm, not bad...
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:34 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Save some of the Stewed Rock for me when I get back.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:34 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Aw, talk to you tomorrow, Fluffytwin! *hugs*
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:34 pm
MadeFree92 - Ah, so you're leaving? Well, thanks for the craziness. I needed a distraction tonight.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:34 pm
MadeFree92 - Farewell, Fluffiness.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:35 pm
Lady Fluffyface - Night Shorty, See ya tomorrow. Your welcome Mef, it was great fun, and food as well.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:35 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - SEER!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:35 pm
Mimetes the Seer - *sees that Fluffy is leaving* Good girl!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:35 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Hurry to bed, Twin!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:35 pm
Lady Fluffyface - yup, that's my cue. Night guys!
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:36 pm
MadeFree92 - Godspeed.
Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:36 pm

*did not know this was here*

We should make another dish sometime. I need to constantly use my seasonings and such or they feel neglected.

Poor seasonings.

what should we make next?

Should I be scared?--no, wait, scratch that: I am scared. Should I be running for my life?

From coffee to jaws to doctors to tongue twisters...

Why not?

It's easy for me to believe she posted it.

No one else has access to my account.

Except maybe me. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I've never drank coffee before either... * holds hand under the Tall Person's jaw just in case *

**wraps duct-tape around NTS's mouth, just in case** I've wondered what it tasted like....from a scientific viewpoint, of course. Just so that I know whether or not my characters would spit it out.

Y'all should have some coffee... *passes out mugs of coffee*

What's this talk about screaming sound effects in chat? I thought there was only the swords and the Fire at will! option.

This wasn't on HW chat, but it was HWers all the same:




This is what happens when people have similar names. Can you imagine the things that could happen with other situations?

I will remember never to lose my jaw in chat.

Bale, why do you have in your siggie "Amanda Kondrael: You shall be converted."? Is that a threat or a quote?

Jess: "I won't cry for you, my mascara's too expensive."
Roager: So is mine.
Roager: Wait...
Jess: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
Jess: YOU CAN'T DELETED IT NOW ROAGER
Michael: So...what...Roager is into guyliner too?
Roager: Don't judge me.
Sam Starrett: There's a word for it?
Roager: Apparently.
Jess: O.O I don't even wear eyeliner.
Roager: Yes, neither do I.
Roager: ...
Michael: I'm just...
Michael: ...
Michael: ...
Silver Illusion: Oh my.
Michael: Wow. Too much information for this one.

Pffff!

Update:

[9/23/2012 11:03:53 PM] roager54: This group hug is like a bear trap, but warmer and with less pointy objects.
[9/23/2012 11:04:00 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: *squeezes*
[9/23/2012 11:04:08 PM] roager54: *burps*
[9/23/2012 11:04:14 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: EW
[9/23/2012 11:04:21 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: |-( Ogres...
[9/23/2012 11:04:23 PM] roager54: you squeezed.
[9/23/2012 11:04:28 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: BOY ogres, at that...
[9/23/2012 11:04:35 PM] Michael Wright: Never squeeze an ogre.
[9/23/2012 11:04:39 PM] roager54: Hey, it could have been worse.
[9/23/2012 11:04:49 PM] roager54: I could have...sneezed.
[9/23/2012 11:05:17 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: *has been sneezed on by a horse*
[9/23/2012 11:05:30 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: Did I ever tell y'all that story?
[9/23/2012 11:05:43 PM] Michael Wright: I haven't heard this one.
[9/23/2012 11:05:55 PM] Silver Illusion: Neither have I.
[9/23/2012 11:06:06 PM] roager54: No you didn't. But I'm guessing it ends with you getting sneezed on by a horse?
[9/23/2012 11:06:56 PM | Edited 11:06:59 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: Perhaps.
[9/23/2012 11:07:03 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: And that's it in a nutshell.
[9/23/2012 11:07:11 PM] roager54: Bah! Tell the story!
[9/23/2012 11:08:03 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: *makes you wait in suspense instead*
[9/23/2012 11:08:31 PM] Michael Wright: She is killing me with suspense.
[9/23/2012 11:08:55 PM] roager54: I don't like suspense.
[9/23/2012 11:09:05 PM] Silver Illusion: I'm choking here.
[9/23/2012 11:09:13 PM] Michael Wright: Why are you choking?
[9/23/2012 11:09:17 PM] Michael Wright: O.O
[9/23/2012 11:09:20 PM] Silver Illusion: On suspense.
[9/23/2012 11:11:17 PM] Silver Illusion: *whispers*
[9/23/2012 11:11:25 PM] Silver Illusion: Elizabeth.....
[9/23/2012 11:22:23 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: Oh. Right.
[9/23/2012 11:22:32 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: Well, I was at this farm thing. And they have animals.
[9/23/2012 11:23:09 PM] Silver Illusion: Uh-huh. *waits patiently*
[9/23/2012 11:23:43 PM] roager54: Farm. Animals. With you so far.
[9/23/2012 11:24:21 PM] Michael Wright: Wait...um, farm? Animals? Can we define this a little farther?
[9/23/2012 11:24:23 PM] Michael Wright:
[9/23/2012 11:25:02 PM] roager54: Wait, is this animal farm? The book?
[9/23/2012 11:25:57 PM] Michael Wright: Wait....
[9/23/2012 11:26:21 PM] Silver Illusion: *epicly epic gasp*
[9/23/2012 11:26:59 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: And there were horses.
[9/23/2012 11:27:22 PM] Silver Illusion: (nod)
[9/23/2012 11:28:06 PM] roager54: Any uprisings or Stalinism present?
[9/23/2012 11:29:29 PM] Silver Illusion: :O
[9/23/2012 11:29:45 PM] Michael Wright: Horses....
[9/23/2012 11:29:53 PM] Michael Wright: The plot thickens...
[9/23/2012 11:30:26 PM] roager54: Was Mr. Ed present among the horses?
[9/23/2012 11:30:54 PM] Silver Illusion: That...would be a very important clue.
[9/23/2012 11:31:42 PM] roager54: Quite.
[9/23/2012 11:32:02 PM] Michael Wright: Mr. Ed...oh my...how curious...
[9/23/2012 11:32:17 PM] mango_laugh: *stokes chin*
[9/23/2012 11:32:26 PM] mango_laugh: *ish back*
[9/23/2012 11:32:33 PM] mango_laugh: *keep telling the story*
[9/23/2012 11:32:35 PM] roager54: *also strokes chin*
[9/23/2012 11:32:53 PM] Silver Illusion: *taps temple*
[9/23/2012 11:33:10 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: I was petting a horse, having the time of my young life, when all of a sudden...
[9/23/2012 11:33:27 PM] roager54: *braids hair*
[9/23/2012 11:35:03 PM] Michael Wright: *dun dun*
[9/23/2012 11:35:12 PM] Silver Illusion: Don't do that, Roager, it's dangerous. *awaits rest of story patiently will swiveling back and forth on squeaky Stool*
[9/23/2012 11:35:31 PM] roager54: *braids Michaels hair*
[9/23/2012 11:35:38 PM] Michael Wright:
[9/23/2012 11:36:07 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: *braids squeaky stool's hair*
[9/23/2012 11:36:09 PM] Michael Wright: I'm nt sure if I'm just supposed to sit still, play dead, or pray to die very quickly...
[9/23/2012 11:36:20 PM] roager54: Proably a combination of all three.
[9/23/2012 11:36:25 PM] roager54: probably*
[9/23/2012 11:37:03 PM | Edited 11:37:09 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: Oh yeah, the story. *ties ribbon around squeaky stool's plaited tresses*
[9/23/2012 11:37:20 PM] Silver Illusion: O.O
[9/23/2012 11:38:41 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: *clears throat*
[9/23/2012 11:38:49 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: *drum rolls across floor*
[9/23/2012 11:39:15 PM] roager54: The suspense! Oh, how it stabs at me!
[10:40:18 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: The horse went like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/imag ... CoDp5KzWdA
[10:40:32 PM] Silver Illusion: *clicks*
[10:40:36 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: And then like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/imag ... omrt1ScepC
[10:40:51 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: And then like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/imag ... aQR1toWx0U
[10:41:08 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: And suddenly I was covered in gooey stuff.
[10:41:12 PM] Michael Wright: Pictures!
[10:41:19 PM] Silver Illusion: Oh my.
[10:41:28 PM] Silver Illusion: How horridible.
[10:41:35 PM] mango_laugh: *eats organic frosted wheat cereal*
[10:41:40 PM] roager54: Snot that bad.
[10:41:51 PM] roager54: I mean it's not that bad.
[10:41:57 PM] roager54: PUN!
[10:42:08 PM] mango_laugh: *rim shot*
[10:42:12 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: Hah.
[10:42:14 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: =P
[10:42:44 PM] mango_laugh: I like it when horses salivate on me.
[10:42:57 PM] mango_laugh: *ish a horse nerd*
[10:42:59 PM] roager54: Well, everyone has that one thing they like...
[10:43:22 PM] roager54: *put on guyliner*
[10:43:24 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: That one creepy thing...
[10:43:31 PM] Michael Wright: Oh, Roager is layin on the puns.
[10:43:34 PM] Michael Wright: How punny.
[10:43:36 PM] Silver Illusion: O.O
[10:43:38 PM] Michael Wright: Puntastical.
[10:43:43 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: |-(
[10:43:44 PM] Michael Wright: Punderful..
[10:43:53 PM | Edited 10:43:56 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: |-(|-(
[10:44:07 PM] mango_laugh: Puntification.
[10:44:29 PM] roager54: I'm so bad with pun you should send me to the punitentiary.
[10:44:39 PM] Elizabeth Altenbach: (puke)
[10:44:41 PM | Edited 10:44:52 PM] roager54: Yeah, real punny guys.
[10:45:09 PM] Michael Wright: By the way, this should explain the guyliner comment: viewtopic.php?f=32&t=2728&start=920
[10:46:00 PM] mango_laugh: *feeds burnt cereal to the dog*
[10:46:45 PM] roager54: Heh, what's this I'm reading? "Michael: So...what...Roager is into guyliner too?" Hmm, the inclusion of "too" implies that Michael aslo wears guyliner.
[10:47:08 PM] mango_laugh: Yes, yes, I believe so.....
[10:47:19 PM] Michael Wright: The "too" was including your broniness.
[10:47:33 PM] roager54: Bronies don't wear guyliner.
[10:47:46 PM] roager54: I'm the black sheep of bronies, er, black pony.
[10:47:51 PM] Silver Illusion: Then....what are you, Roager???
[10:47:59 PM] Michael Wright: It was an addition onto the interesting things that I keep learning about Roager.
[10:48:49 PM] roager54: This image I've maintained for so long is crumbling.
[10:49:40 PM] mango_laugh: This is so going on that thread.
[10:50:04 PM] roager54: WHAT?

I think we all know a lot more about Roager now...

Too funny!

Elizabeth just used her Blue Editor skills to add previous comments to my post. *throws spaghetti*

Hahah. *innocent grin*

This keeps getting better.

I think there's a few more:

Dial the gate!
Hear the screams of my victims!
*breaks glass*

And there's another one I can't think of. I never have the volume on in chat any more.

Three words: Always Disable Sounds.


XD

Title: The Pickles of SilverIllusion... (A.K.A. Balec's first Chat post in here)
Monday, September 24th, 2012, 1:32pm-1:41pm

SilverIllusion - Pickles.
Renna the Gray - *steals pickles*
SilverIllusion - (Shocked) YOU SHALL NOT PASS WITH MY PICKLES!!!
Black Hawk - *whispers* can I have some?
Balec Verge - *sighs*
Renna the Gray - *runs away with pickles, passing a few to Blackie as she passes by*
Balec Verge - No one put this in the Chat Room Mishaps thread!!!
Balec Verge - *Realizes that now, someone will do just that*
Black Hawk - *grins and eats pickles*
Balec Verge - *slumps in defeat*
Black Hawk - you have one here too?!
SilverIllusion - (Is Shocked) MY PICKLESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are....gone.....
Balec Verge - *Goes to the store and buys a pickle jar for Silver*
Black Hawk - *buys more pickles and offers them to Silver*
Black Hawk - aww rats!! XD
Renna the Gray - *feels guilty*
Renna the Gray - (XD This is hilarious.)
Balec Verge - Okay, now someone can put this in the Chat Room Mishaps thread. *grins*
SilverIllusion - *sniffs sadly, wiping tears away* M-my....*sniffs* My-my pickles? *lower lip trembles*
Renna the Gray - (Sad) I'd give you your pickles back but I ated them.
SilverIllusion - *runs away, arms flailing crazily* Bwaaaaa!!!!
Renna the Gray - *runs to store and also buys some more pickles* Here. *shameface*
Black Hawk - ... *sits down and sadly munches the pickles he bought*...
Renna the Gray - Shall I bring out the jury so I can be persecuted properly?
SilverIllusion - *slumps despairingly* *sniffs* My...my pickles...so...so young...so....my pickles.
Renna the Gray - *goes to get a jury and a judge and a random police dude*
Black Hawk - (XDDDD)
Balec Verge - *drinks water*
Renna the Gray - *runs back* AHHHHHHHHHHHH BIGFOOT!
Balec Verge - Your pickles...Were... so... young... How old were they?
Renna the Gray - *Bigfoot stomps through roaring* *Renna panics* *Bigfoot smashes a random box that appeared randomly*
Balec Verge - Hey, if the swords clashing and the Tarzan yell/screaming thing is "Disable Sounds", then what's "Disable Notifications"?
SilverIllusion - *tries to bravely answer, eyes getting big as she realizes how old they were* They...th-they were nine hours old!!!!!!!

So, anyway... There it is. Apparently I can put a max of 7 smilies, so I edited it, but I'm assuming that's 'cuz I am manually copy/pasting this from the Chat Log. I know you can do that Quote thing, but I don't know how...

*kept confusing Balec with Black Hawk*

There's still a smiley limit, even with quotes. You can put a space somewhere in the smiley code though, so people know the faces that were there, like so: :ro fl: :' ( :b awl: and such.

That was funny!

Why do all the funny events happen when I'm not around?

I have a solution!
Be around more!

Haha, yesh! Sounds like a plan to me!

Jess: Ello Yello?
Jeremiah: Huh?
Jess: I was *poking* creatively
Jeremiah: Poking me?
Jess: Anyone.
Jeremiah: oh...
Jeremiah: Who is that?
Jess: Some person.... who lives... over there. *gestures vaguely*

lol

Good one.

I shall try. What time of day works best?


Just read this and laughed so hard I cried.



XD

Yes, poor I...
*scrubs several-year-old horse snot residue out of hair*

I'm around from 9-10 most nights. But you needn't base you coming in around that... XD

Elizabeth Altenbach: Jordan's hair is really long.
Jeremiah Stiles: No it isn't.
Elizabeth Altenbach: *understatement of the century*
Elizabeth Altenbach: (y)
Roager: A little bit of my hair is not even half an inch long....
Jeremiah Stiles: Me too.
Roager: *wishes for long wavy hair*
Elizabeth Altenbach: Mine ranges from shoulder length to halfway down my back.
Elizabeth Altenbach: ha ha ha.
Elizabeth Altenbach: @Jerebro
Roager: I want long hair to stand in the wind stoically.
Roager: SHE's so fluffy I could die!
Elizabeth Altenbach: Hardy har har.
Roager: And it will never stop.
Jeremiah Stiles: *loves killing typos*
Elizabeth Altenbach: *nods*
mango_laugh: Tall hair: https://instagr.am/p/PAp1FzMrfN/media/?size=l
Elizabeth Altenbach: It's Edward.
Jeremiah Stiles: *closes tab* O.O
mango_laugh: SCOOBY YO!: https://instagr.am/p/Pk0fc9MrU8/media/?size=l
Elizabeth Altenbach: Yes
Elizabeth Altenbach: Not literally
Elizabeth Altenbach: but it looked like him, with the hair.
Jeremiah Stiles: This is better than that: http://www.cbn.com/images5/DavidCrowderBand_MD.jpg
Elizabeth Altenbach: he's got a good singing voice
Roager: He's so sparkly I could die!

Jess is spamming CRM.

Sorry (Both for not seeing the question the first time I read your post, and for not clarifying in the sig), it's a quote: Here it is in almost complete context -

Amanda Kondrael: You're not a Whovian?
Amanda Kondrael: You shall be converted. :evil grin:
Balec Verge: No, I haven't been able to see an episode yet.

I think this was my first chat... In June, this year, I think...

Keep that as a note.

Katie Daniels: * is trying to show and not tell...*
Katie Daniels: *still hasn't figured out showing vs. telling *
Jess: Me neither. It's an anomaly.
Jess: Or something.
Katie Daniels: Because sometimes what you see doesnt' make sense and needs to be explained...
Jess: Yeah...
Elizabeth Altenbach: I HAVE A KNEE
Elizabeth Altenbach: Carry on.

Oh, Jess... *facepalm* I think you're getting JUST a little carried away with this thread.

What's the lesson of this? If you value your Internet's health do not let it eat Wolf, no matter what the circumstances. Then it will really be a mess. . . True, it was self defense on the part of the poor Internet. . .

That was funny...

That's hilarious.

A solution to NTS' jaw falling off: Lycanis Mimetes - "Yeah, try to break the news more gently, and have a net under Shorty's jaw..."
Two-part CRM post: One for Jessie Quill, the other for NTS' jaw...
This chat record has been edited...

Balec Verge - *grins even though Jessie isn't around* Is everyone's volume low?
HyperLinkzer - Ehh...not really...*disables sounds*
NotThatShort Mimetes - Oh great, here we go...
Balec Verge - *waits patiently for Aubrey and Lycanis' responses*
Aubrey Hansen - Some of our families are sleeping, you know...
Lycanis Mimetes - *mutes volume*
Lycanis Mimetes - *then puts it up a bit*
Balec Verge - *gasps* Sorry...
Aubrey Hansen - *grins*
Lycanis Mimetes - *then puts it up a bit*
Aubrey Hansen - *thinks she'll have a Strawberry Cheesequake Blizzard if her DQ has that flavor*
Balec Verge - *has...* Wait.
Balec Verge - *gets net under NTS' jaw* Brace yourself.
Balec Verge - I've never had anything from DQ. At least - - I don't remember at the moment.
Lycanis Mimetes - *jaw falls off*
NotThatShort Mimetes - *jaw manages to stay on*
NotThatShort Mimetes - *barely*
NotThatShort Mimetes - *since NTS is too tired for another chat mishap*
Balec Verge - *Moves the net over to Lycanis*
Balec Verge - Too late. Drat.
HyperLinkzer - I feel sorry for you, Balec.
Aubrey Hansen - Why are you worried about Shorty? I'm the one that works at DQ--I'm the one you should worry about horrifying.
Balec Verge - : D
NotThatShort Mimetes - Because last time he said he's never had something amazing like coffee or DQ, my jaw fell off.
Aubrey Hansen - True. But since I work there and love it so far, I think people should eat there.
Aubrey Hansen - You should try their soft serve. I'd forgotten how good it was.
NotThatShort Mimetes - viewtopic.php?p=156648#p156648
Aubrey Hansen - *tries to wrap mind around Michael doing surgery on Shorty's jaw* You people...

After 3 minutes of quiet:

Balec Verge - ...
Balec Verge - Lightsabers!
Elly Keaton - How dare you.
Jessie Quill - DUDE, the show was right in the middle of the joke! -rewinds-
Jessie Quill - ROLF
Black Hawk - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over dead* *had the volume all the way up*
Balec Verge - Oops. Sorry, Elly.
Jessie Quill - LIGHTSABERS ON BALEC!
Balec Verge - *deep exhalation* Why don't people... Oi, nvm
Balec Verge -
Balec Verge - No, wait!
Balec Verge - Lightsabers!
Balec Verge - *Tries to fend off Jessie*
Black Hawk - GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns off sounds*
Balec Verge - Lightsabers!
Balec Verge - *Hopes that Black Hawk will not need usrgery*
Balec Verge - *surgery*
Jessie Quill - *almost falls off bed laughing* My dog can hear the lightsabers coming from my earbuds and came over to see what was wrong.
Balec Verge - x4
Black Hawk - *will*
Black Hawk - *ears are bleeding*
Black Hawk - *has brain damage*
Black Hawk - ... *dies*
Black Hawk -
Balec Verge -