| Celebrate, one and all, the coming-of-age of our very own Samstarrett. :dieshappy: 
 "It's never good when someone reads the first line of a non-humour story and laughs out loud literally. It's just never good."
 "Why did they have to harbor that blasted Legitimist prince?"
 "I will not get married if it means you have to die."
 "Uy relly dunt wunt tay tape thus whey throu the whole story."
 "I think high intelligence correlates positively with mild insanity. It doesn't really go the other way though... IOWs, you're probably next."
 "Verily, thou manglest the tongue of our fair Queene Elizabeth the First."
 "I am inclined to think that not liking Looney Tunes indicates some kind of psychological problem."
 "(justbecauseyouputitinparenthesesdoesntmakeitanemoticon)"
 "If you're going to call Portuguese "some form of Spanish," make sure the person you're addressing is a Spanish speaker and not a Portuguese speaker."
 "Ah, but I have brought my (sheep). Sadly, sheep is not an emoticon."
 ""No, don't split up and go into the basement! Don't you ever watch movies?!" Just my guess as to what someone might scream during a movie."
 "Dicshunaries iz ur frend."
 "But you know, realistically, if I were to decide to go to Narnia or Mars or somewhere, you really couldn't stop me, could you?"
 "I'm trying to make a free Windows-only map program work on my Mac. It takes ninja-fu."
 "Because we all know your 95-year-old Grandma would convert to Protestantism if you just sent her the right Youtube video..."
 
 Happy eighteenth birthday to Samstarrett! :dieshappy:
 Thanks for listening to my rants and rambles, being the best editor/critiquer in the world, putting up with my babbling, and being an all-around genius (yes, you are, even if we have the same IQ :P ).
 But most of all, thanks for being an awesome friend!!!
 (Not to mention my Orthdox Ninja Horse!)
 "Sam, my dear Sam."-Frodo
 :dieshappy:
 
 
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