I do have to wake up and be down there before 8:30, when breakfast closes, but it's a small price to pay. Sometimes I'll get a whole plate of bacon, and drown it in pancake-syrup.

Yet... in my whole freshman year I only gained four pounds... I'll be forever a bean pole (6'4).

A very small price.
That smells so good.

IT DOES! Fried, fatty, oil-dripping, pig-flesh, and sugary, food-colored, syrupy-syrup, with hopefully some real maple-syrup from Canada in there.

But this humble thing, when eaten communally, equals absolute bliss.

Who was the Bacon-Hater on the poll^?

I had bacon again yesterday. Four pieces. It was pure bliss.

Eli... that's amazing. Your school is good to you.

It would be me, had I been able to select both the it's unhealthy option as well.

Not just because I am a vegetarian... But when you describe it like that, it sounds really gross. All except the maple syrup. *Huggles her Canadian maple syrup*

Yeah, I deliberately described it that way to confuse and amuse the bacon-haters.

I'll pray for you Az.

And yes, I was thinking of you when I mentioned Canada.

I'm siding with Az here...sort of.

I like bacon, it tastes good, and I had some the other day...but it's an exTREMELY rare thing for me to eat, because I don't eat meat in general except for fish, and I don't believe it's that healthy (I'm sure it isn't for me).

*Mouth starts watering* That sounds so good.

I had eight today, gotta love fast food.

*Huggles his portion of Canadian Maple syrup*

I hope it works better then Bacon Therapy, which I tried on her once.

I'm doubting that will work.


You did? *Doesn't remember that... At least not at this moment*

I think the therapy is working! You're erasing her memory! Soon she won't remember that she hates bacon, and will eat it! TA-DA! Success!

Exactly! (Well it was years ago, and I tried to show you how harmless it is.)

It's unhealthy *not* to eat meat Lycanis. Though Pork is least healthy, granted. And fish *is* good.

Anyone here ever try Turkey Bacon? We bought some one time when we were vacationing with a Hindu friend of ours who couldn't eat Pork.

Maybe my prayer is working too, Danko and Nemo.

Uh-huh. I think I like it better than the regular stuff. We call it turkey jerky around our house, 'cause it's so tough, though.

I've forgotten what is tastes like...

It's a taste one can easily live without. Just tastes kinda like bacon, only less greasy and gross...

I don't care for either, really...unless I'm having a BLT.

Turkey bacon is pretty good, not my favorite though.

That's debatable.

The fact that the grease is my favorite part leads me to guess I'd probably like Pork bacon better.

Oh, no wonder I don't remember it.


I haven't eaten meat in around four years now, and I've never been healthier. Not even fish. I'd be horribly sick if I went back to eating it suddenly.

I actually have eaten turkey bacon, when I used it eat meat. I've never had pork bacon.




Ewww.

BACON! I'm in withdrawals right now! It's been sooo long!!!

Do you like bacon?
YEAH!!!
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten with bacon?
Chocolate. (Actually very good...)
What's the most bacon you have ever had in one day?
Not sure...
Bacon fun fact?
It's healthy! (:

I don't buy the food pyramid junk the government gives us. They have the most substantial part of our diet as grains, and grains turn right into sugar in your blood. Not what I want to be running on. Gimme protein and fats any day!

Yay! You agree with me!

Woo-hoo!

And Az, terrible typo, I hope - you used to eat yourself???

*Giggles* I fixed the typo, Rosey.

Good work. xD

Now! Back on topic peoples, and that's an order!

I saw that typo...thought it was funny. xD

Back on topic!

Bacon is good. It's yummy. I like Bacon. I think it's healthy. I'm glad Danko agrees with me.

I endorse this message.

*pokes head in*

Sooo, getting this back on topic.

I put down I hate it (but more accurately, I hate bad things it does to my body), I want to keep people from eating it(so there is more for me!), and if I could i'd eat it every day. Unfortunately I'd die of a heart attack in a couple years, or have to undergo a quadruple bypass.

Amen Willow! Amen. I totally agree.

Bacon... I'm not sure how healthy bacon is... surely it at least has protein? And the fat just tastes good.

Avoid quadruple bypasses at all costs! For that reason, avoid bacon!

Amen!

*Laughs*

Hey, I've been eating bacon for years! And I'm fine!!

*keels over*

The bacon on Angus third pounders is really good.

I had bacon on my gluten-free pizza today.

Gluten-free pizza? That's like fat-free bacon! Or sugar-free sweets! O.o

Um, no. Because, you see, it's possible I have a sensitivity to gluten. But, the way this pizza place makes their gluten free crust, it actually tastes really really good. I actually like it better than normal crust. So, overall, it's actually really gooooooood. Not at all like fat-free bacon.

I understand your feelings, because the way you probably feel towards gluten free is probably the way I felt towards it before it hit me... Except, I'm just gluten-reduced. I still eat bread... I don't think I could ever give that up. O.O But I just don't eat as much as I used to.

BUT. Enough derailment. I wonder if one could make edible sculptures out of bacon.... You know, like on those cake challenges? Except, not with cake. But bacon...

I still don't know what typo I made earlier... It was a typo, so I was unaware.


I also agree! I will admit the taste of bacon is good. I used to eat it. But it's not worth it.


You may be fine, but you could be healthier.

This intrigued me. I googled it. Nothing too spectacular. /:

Hopefully Holy Worlds will be remembered for more than being the place where bacon-sculpting originated.



You said you enjoyed eating yourself, which is a tad bit more gross than eating bacon... but that's just my opinion.

Enjoy life while you have it!

There once was a man that lost weight, by only eating bacon!

You could also lose weight through malnourishment, weight isn't the sole reference point for one's health, you know.

Shhhhhhh. I knew that, I was hoping no one else would notice.

Hey, how do you know he could be healthier? Did you give him a medical exam? 'Eh? Just kidding. But, seriously, everybody's body is made differently. Healthy for one person could be awful for another.



*must remember to try bacon and ice cream together*

You must remember, it's amazing!

Yeah...people can lose tons of weight by only eating fat...my dad lost like forty pounds by only eating fatty foods for, like, a month...

A meal served with a bit of bacon once every few weeks to a month can't have that much of a major effect on one's health... I'm physically fit, have a good heart, I don't smoke...I'm a pretty healthy lad! Now I could be healthier, but I don't think cutting bacon out of my diet would actually affect me.

*has been laughing this entire page*

I had a piece of bacon on my burger the other day.