This is a thread to rename famous songs by more candidly describing the sentiments they express. I'll start. See if you can identify these tunes:

"I Just Can't Wait for Dad to Die"--From The Lion King

"Be A Selfish Ultra-Short-Termist" --Also from The Lion King

"It's a Good Idea To Teach Children They Don't Have to Work To Get What They Want If They Can Find a Star"--From Pinocchio

"I Fall In Love Way Too Easily"--From Aladdin

"We haven't been able to show off our serving techniques for so long, we want you to dine here so we can show off again" -- Beauty and the Beast

"I'm taking seven words and creating a song so I can feel romantic while cleaning" -- Cinderella

"I found out that love really is dancing with a really handsome guy/pretty girl in gorgeous settings" -- Cinderella

"Stay safe and appreciate what you have, because what you want isn't nearly as good as stuff here" -- The Little Mermaid

"Even though I've got tons of things, it doesn't matter because I want more" -- The Little Mermaid

"You're going to die because you were too nosy" -- The Hunchback of Notre Dame

By the way, for me, this is in no way criticizing the songs in the least! It's more having fun by re-titling them. Almost like teasing the songs... even though they're not human.

This looks so fun! Let me try:

"I Completely Trust this Random Stranger I met in the Woods Because He Claims He's the Guy I Dreamed About" ---Sleeping Beauty

"I'm Too Stupid To Just Get Over Her Already"--The Script (though this could apply to countless songs, I guess )

"If The Guy Is A Year Older Than The Girl, It Makes Up For Being A Condescending Double-Crossing Traitor Coward"--The Sound of Music

Ha!

*thinks*

"Clothes and Toys that Magically Fly into Place When You Snap Your Fingers Sure Make It Fun to Clean Your Room---Too Bad That Doesn't Happen in Real Life"
--- Mary Poppins

"Lots of Sugar is Bad for You but Taking it with Medicine Must Be Okay" - Mary Poppins

"Singing about random happy things will instantly make the pain of life disappear completely" - Sound of Music

"You want to act like me, a deranged monkey, while being thrown around by a gang of primates" - Jungle Book

"When love becomes tangible, that's a sign that your best friend is leaving you forever and instead of being happy for him, you should weep as if it's the end of the world." - Lion King

Favorites right here! Made me chuckle out loud!




Here's my try. I'm terribly unimaginative at this.

"Kiss The Girl Because You're Curious" -The Little Mermaid

"Steak and Shrimp are Delicious" -Veggie Tales

"Bird and Worms can Fall in Love Too" -Owl City

You Must be Swift as a Coursing River with the Force of a Great Typhoon with the Strength of a Raging Fire and be as Mysterious as the Dark Side of the Moon to be a Man Unless Otherwise Stated" -Mulan

~Calen

BAHAHAHAH! BOTH are genius! I totally know the first one. One of my all-time favorites... OK. Let's see if I can come up with another one...

"Beautiful yet strange equals the girl Gaston loves" - Beauty and the Beast.

Calen! The one from Mulan was fantastic!

Since I've been rewatching classic Disney lately, I've really enjoyed this thread.

"There is No Right or Wrong, but Owning Land is Wrong and All You Have to Do to Be Happy is to Paint With all the Colors of the Wind (Whatever That Means)" - Pocahontas.

"I Don't Want to Do What My Father Wants Me to Do Because I Want to See What is Around the River Bend" - Pocahontas

"People Who Seem Like Evil, Moralless Bad Guys and Thugs and Ruffians are Really Just Misunderstood People who Have Never Had a Chance to Live Their Dreams" - Tangled

"You Don't Really Have to Work Because it's Too Hard, All You Really Need to Get Through Life Happily is the Bear Necessities Which Include Eating Fruit, Scratching Your Back, and Floating on the River" - The Jungle Book