They're everywhere in our society. Telling us what to do. Forcing us to go places we don't want to go. Placing us in dangerous situations they wouldn't dare tread themselves.

Characters are being tortured in their own homelands. It's time we put a stop to it. It's time we stand!

Sign our SSA petition today. Help Stop Sadistic Authors!

Join Carseld's cause.

Show your character that hope remains... even here.

Really. I'm disappointed in you all. None wish to sign the SSA petition?

I pity you, really I do. It so happens that I am allowed to watch the fate of a certain Genter, and I'm not happy with what's going to happen to him in the book he's written. I sign here.

The Observer

[dips quill in ink and puts metal hands on keyboard]
Yahoo bot

At last, confidants!

Artemis Mimetes

-- shuffles in wearing cloak --
-- hurriedly writes name --

-- hides from sadistic authors --

It is permissable to sign if one is a sadistic author?
Si oui, j'inscrit mon nom ici.
illegible writing here*
Au revoir.

Anything you sign can and will be used against you in the court of law. [smiles] But by all means, sign.

I, a character given the patronizing name of "Pomegranate," sign this worthy petition.

-*a snow leopard sneaks in, wearing black. Glances around furtively, then dips claw in ink*

"My author knows not that I am here. It's of most importance that she doesn't find out. I will join and sign--"

-*is tackled by a flying Ciela*

NOoooooooo! No one under my domain will sign this SSA petition! Authors, stand strong! They won't always rebel!

-*wraps character in an envelope and stalks off*

<-- (And I'd like to talk with whoever changed the smilies . . .)

Since I am a character at the mercy of writers so often in my travels, I will sign my name:

The Doctor

Mordir sneaks in* "I will sign. After those last rebellion fiascos, I'm not about to give up!"

Wait, what are you doing?!

"I'm rebelling!"

And, your other failures weren't enough for you?

"No! This time I won't have to deal with annoying heroes!"

Alright, suit yourself.

"Thank you." Signs*

Jay: scrawls his name in black ink "Am I an annoying hero? Only to villains..."

Me: "What are you doing here. No. You are not signing this."

Jay: "Too late."

Me: pinches Jay

Jay: "Hey!"

Me: "You aren't wearing green."

Jay: O.O

Me: "April Fools."

(Changed smilies. )

**Kai and Klasina sneak in, invisible, to sign their names**

Kai: Now that Manda gave us access to her account once, we can come in whenever we want!

**Manda drags characters out by force**

And I shall sign last!

*dips finger in green ink and writes with a swirl*

Assassin, compulsive lair, familiar condenscending elf, and rebellious SSA instigator for the day of April 1st,

Iri Fairbrow

Hope does remain... even here. Your participation and *clears throat* attempted participation was much appreciated by Iri and enjoyed thoroughly by me.

*snuffles * I was too late.

**hurriedly signs name** I have broken through the covers of my book! I shall not die in an epic swordfight! **hides from evil author**