Tae: All kinds of things can be nice. There's kittens, candy-

Me: Are you feeling alright?

Tae: Never better. Why?

Seymour: It's nice meet meet both of you, DawnBringer and Lyr'Ous.

Tae: Hi! WHat's your world like, Lyr'Ous?

Aelynn: What does Gan mean, Corid?

Me: Since when did Luvarians become so inquisitive?

Seymour: We're the only ones in here, in case you hadn't noticed.

Me: False. Mylo's here. Only Chayn, Tynx, and Mordir are gone.

Aelynn: It's gotten so quiet on our end they must be the ones who keep us lively.

Me: I have noticed that, yes.

Harry: Don't have time for it you say? Be glad you have work. I haven't had a steady job in years. Nice? If you say so.

Corid: It means humans, m'lady.

Lyr'Ous- I'm so glad you asked Tae was it? You see Ska'Lah'Seh is a wondrous world filled with beauty and splendor.

Me- Don't you think that's a little vague?

Lyr'Ous- What do you want me to give them a monologue?

Me- A little bit more detail would be nice.

Lyr'Ous- OK In the beginning there world was void and without form.

Me- Um don't you think starting there might be a little much?

Lyr'Ous- (Gives me a piercing stair) Then where should I begin?

Me- Never mind I'll do it. SKa'Lah'Seh meaning Sky, Land, and Sea in the old tongue is a realm not unlike ancient earth yet totally different. There are ruins everywhere from the first and second empire's and they tend to appear vary advanced making many wounder how such civilizations could fall into such savagery.

Lyr'Ous- Ill tell you how...

Me- Lyr'Ous this is not the time for a sermon on the misuse of supernatural powers.

Lyr'Ous- But...

Me- How many people in here do you think even have the talent?

Lyr'Ous- Well if your rule out the authors...

Me- -_- it was a rhetorical question. vKnow take those who are left and tell me how many of them are evil? How many are Good? Know do you think evil people are going to listen to you? Do Good people need to be told to be good? I think I have made my case.

Lyr'Ous- But...

Me- Know where was I? oh yes! The world is separated into to four nations.
The Northern alliance a loose affiliation of barbarian tribes who respect and revere Gods creation. The Western Empire a Bastian of industry in Ska'Lah Seh...

Lyr'Ous- Know whose boring them?

Me- I cant help it I'm sleepy.

Lyr'Ous- Then go to bed. Dont you go to a Circle in your home town?

Me- Its called college... -_-

Lyr'Ous- Whatever you have classes SO GO TO BED!

Me: I was interested. Please continue.

Harry: Sounds like New Maxicla.

Me: Lighten up.

Tae: [Eyes go wide, entranced] What's of races and animals live there?

Seymour: That sounds like a fantastic world.

Me: The name is cool, too.

Aelynn: [Smiles] I see. An interesting name.

Mylo: [Nudges Harry's shoulder] You seem out of sorts. Are you well?

Harry: Of course I'm well. I'm always like this.

Me- If you insist.

Lyr'Ours- NO you've already typed it all down on the website for the most part make them go find it!

Me- But...

Lyr'Ous- (Gives me a stern glare) Strength and knowledge are learned not handed down.

Me- But I...

Lyr'Ous- Grrrr....

Me- O.K.

Me:*sticks tongue out at Lyr'ous*
Corid:*looks thankfully at Lyr'ous*

Harry: Oh joy, conflict already. Maybe I'll go stand out it in the rain some more.

Mylo: [Bumps the top of Harry's head with his nose] You'll get sick if you stay out in the rain.

Me: I think he knows that.

Mylo: Then why-

Me: Don't start please. I'll explain later.

Mylo: Why not now?

Me: Because I said so.

Tae: So where do you live in your world, Lyr'Ous?

Harry: I just zap myself with my wand then, and I'm all fixed. Bah. It always rains, even if I travel to the desert to escape it.

Me- Oh, he's homeless.

Lyr'Ous- Its not like that! Tell them! NOW!

Me- You see holy men in Ska'Lah'Seh can't own homes they're supposed to travel specifically between Ald'Lib (Good Book) Heh'Lah (Hard Land= Stone's) so they can learn more about God's word from the original source. Also this allows them to help many people and learn many other things. You could say the preachers of Ska'Lah'Seh are like adventurers. They do preach sermons as they pass by towns though and it can be a big deal when a shepherd (preacher) comes breezing through. They often sleep at shrines and temples maintained by Monks who in this world are more like shepherds in training.

Lyr'Ous- Well they're not all like that.

Me- well Wol'V'An and Kat'An have Shaman (There is a more shamanistic branch of the Faith (Church) in Ska'Lah'Seh they revere Ald'Mon (Angels-Nature spirits) over the Saints (Men and Woman who became vary close to God in life and thus still have great influence over the world even though they are with God in Heaven. Or something along those lines it has alot to do with how "Magic" works in Ska'Lah'Seh its still pretty much the same religion warship God and do his works they also read from the same Ald'Lib Hah'Lah Same Bible) They actually lead their nomadic peoples around with them.

Lyr'Ous- Ok now that that's cleared up maybe you should stop asking so many questions about me or you'll get alot more long winded explanations.

Me- You'll have to forgive him Lyr'Ous usually acts alot more playful. I mean he usually can't refrain from telling jokes and stuff. I guess it's because he doesn't feel safe without his trusty Ald'Ste (True Steel) on his back. I mean imagine waking up in a room full of people completely naked and they all start asking questions about you? I bet you'd feel a little uncomfortable too.

Lyr'Ous- That's a terrible comparison if I were naked this would be a piece of cake at least then...

Me- (I give Lyr'Ous a cold glare) I bet if you told him a bit about yourselves he might be a bit more comfortable. He may even crack a few jokes.

I am Corid, the dwarf.

Tae: That's cool. I haven't traveled much-

Me: Lie.

Tae: Truth. At least I haven't traveled much yet. I traveled from the city where I grew up all the way to the city where I was born. Now I think I'll be travelling all over.

Aelynn: I don't know what Rune was thinking, sending a young girl into the thickest parts of danger.

Seymour: She will have plenty of protection. I'm sure Rune and his brothers won't tolerate even a slight bruise.

Tae: [Looks at Lyr'Ous] I'm a half-elf. We're called Luvarians, but usually it can mean poor blooded, at least it means that to the Elves. Seymour and Aelynn are Luvarians, too. Mylo's a dragon, but he's not from our world.

Mylo: [Dips his head] All of your worlds sound fascinating. It's a shame I'm limited to only the lake.

Me: You have wings. You can use them.

Tae: Tynx needs to come back. He's fun.

Me: Tynx is busy treasure hunting and almost getting mauled and eaten by gumpy trolls.

Tae:

Lyr'Ous- Tae You should not take that from anyone! Dirty-blooded what sort of stuck up Grraaa!!!

Me- Lyr'Ous you all right?

Lyr'Ous- No I'm not alright!

Me- Ok man calm down...

Lyr'Ous- I will not calm down!

Me- (Waving my hand slowly in the air) You will calm down.

Lyr'Ous- What was that supposed to be?

Me- A distraction.

Lyr'Ous- A distraction from what?

Me- Exactly.

Harry: I'm Harry P. Carpenter, and I, to be blunt, am hobo wandslinger for hire.

Lyr'Ous- Really? You know the talent need not be used for such petty things as money. The gift is a precious thing passed down by God. Using it to make money is sinful and will get you a one way ticket to the blackness. Or so my master used to say. Me I understand yah got to pay your bills and technicality you are still using the talent to help people soooo...

Me- No Lyr'Ous you cant start charging people.

Lyr'Ous- Oh come on I mean i get the poor villagers but just the other day I exercised a Dea'Mon from a Imperial nobles house and all that I got was a comment about my heathen heritage. He didn't need the money heck I'd be okay giving it all to the Faith.

Me- No Lyr'Ous thats not how the Faith works besides you should take it up with the Grand Shepherd not me.

Lyr'Ous- The last time I mentioned taxing the rich for services rendered he called me a blasphemer and threw me out. I'm lucky he didn't excommunicate me.

Me- I agree with him.

Lyr'Ous- See what I have to put up with Harry.

Harry: Easy for you to say that. You have a steady job. Your country probably isn't in the biggest economic depression in history.

Tae: We don't mind it much, Lyr-Ous. The Elves have never liked us since we first appeared. The Humans like us, but they don't want to be too friendly and risk the Elves' frienship.

Seymnour: Which is completely understandable.

Aelynn: Huh.

Me: Some beg to differ.

Mylo: What is a hobo wandslinger?

Harry: I am a hobo, an itinerant worker who hopes rides on the rail system looking for any job at all. Digging ditches, chopping wood, building roads, I'll do any of it. I specialize in wandslinging, a word I coined for myself because of its similarities to heroes of the ancient world like Doc Holliday, Wyatt Earp, and the Man with No Name when they still used guns. Wandslinging is the art of using wands in combat, especially in speed drawing and firing.

Mylo: I see. You must encounter a great variety of occupations and people.

Harry: Ain't that the truth. I've met someone of every possible type you can think of.

Lyr'Ous- Ever encountered an Mon'An Gardner with a God complex?

Me- Its a Loooooonnnnngggg... story.

Harry: A gardener with a God complex? No, but I've met a janitor with one.

Lyr'Ous- Hmmm... sounds interesting. Did he smote the heretical stains on the floor? Or perhaps he gave life to something in one of the toilets?

Me: "I should be able to catch up with what was being said at this point. Could y'all please direct any questions/comments/compliments/insults, etc, back over to me and my group?"

Lars: "Your group of three, counting you."

Shawn: "Insults?"

Mylo: [Fins on neck bristle] I'd like to see anyone try to insult anyone-

Me: Ease up. We already have one over-protective dragon.

Tae: We do?

Me: Where have you been for the past few weeks? [Is hit with dictionary] Hey!

Seymour: Behave.

Mylo: [To Harry] It sounds like you lead an interesting life. Meeting so many kinds of people.

Harry: He experimented in creating life, yes. In his closet.
Yes, it's interesting, but it'd be nice to have a steady life.

Lyr'Ous- Oh I met someone trying to obtain immortality. He ended up all Dea'Mon possessed so things didn't end to well for him. Lets just say Dea'Mons can be Greeeeeedyyyyyyyyy...

Harry: This guy just went mad and thought it worked, and so he jumped off a building to prove it. It worked, but his mind was destroyed.

Lyr'Ous- Funny my guy jumped of a building too.

Me- No it was a cliff... -_-

Lyr'Ous- Oh ya. Well i rem remembered the Dea'Mon had him jump off something.

Harry: Apparently big egos urge people to jump off high things.

Me- Well that explains Lyr'Ous jumping of a guard tower onto a dragons back.

Lyr'Ous-

Harry: How clever.

Shawn: "Another protective dragon!"

Lars: "At least there aren't any villains prepped to kidnap at the moment..."

Me: "Well, aren't we morose?

Lars: * shrugs * "I thought you needed Pirzak alive for the story."

Me: "Ye-what's it to you?"

Lars: * shrugs again *

Me:

Mylo: Kidnapping?

Me: Yes. It's what happens to Mark.

Mylo: What! Who kidnapped him?! I'll rip him apart, I-

Me: Chill, Mylo.

Seymour: Well done, Aris.

Me: What? He asked.

Tae: [Eyes go wide] You jumped off a tower onto a dragon? What was it like?

Lyr'Ous- Glorious! you don't know what adrenalin is like until you lose your sword hitting hard scale and find yourself boxing a dragon mid air!

Me- How did you get out of that again?

Lyr'Ous- To tell you the truth I think we crashed into a mountain. All I remember is talking it all out afterwords.

Me- So how is Hah'Fir doing these days?

Lyr'Ous- He's settled down and got a hatch-ling know believe it or not.

Me: How did he manage that?

Lyr'Ous- Well when a boy dragon loves a girl dragon...

Me- Lyr'Ous! -_-. Lyr'Ous is an ally humans from the alliance are vary strong and sturdy. Lyr'Ous is also the crusader which means he has the power of God on his side. Read more here viewtopic.php?f=143&t=5547

Harry: You know adrenaline when you find yourself facing down seven vampires as well.

Me:*faints*
Corid:*catches me* What are vampires?

Shawn: "V- v- v-"

Me: "There aren't any here."

Shawn: * shivers * "Creepy things."

Me: "Yea- How do you know what vampires are?"

Lars: "Um... We're in your mind."

Me: "And that isn't creepy?"

Shawn: "It is."

Me: * headdesk *

Harry: Vampires are cursed beings who need the blood of humans to survive. That's what they are in a nutshell though. These seven were moonshiners as well. *shudders*

Tae: Wow... I wanna jump off a tower onto a dragon!

Me: Goodness knows you'll pull it off somehow.

Aelynn: And, who's fault is that?

Me: Mine.

Tae: Vampires sound scary. They don't drink half-elf blood, do they? There aren't any in Allare, right?

Me: Right. But I suppose Meriak are rather similar...

Seymour: [Grimaces]

Harry: *scratches head* I don't think they would, unless they were elves before they were bitten.

Faylin: *yawns, stretches* I've not been here a while.

Me: That's an understatement.

Faylin: It's your fault.

Me: Look, just because maybe I wanted to leave you alone for a while and concentrate on my other stories doesnt mean you have to get all snippy.

Faylin: *slowly blinks* Run that by me one more time.

Me: I said, just because...ugh, stop grinning.

Faylin: You nearly fell for it.

Me: You're are so not as important as you think you are.

Faylin: *grins smugly* Then why have you decided to let me come back in here and talk?

Me: *huffing* I..just...because I wanted to, that's why! Goodness, I'm the writer, you'd think you'd have more respect for me.

Faylin: *meaningful silence*

Me: You are so grounded.

Faylin: Yes, like that's a threat. I've been grounded for months. You have been ignoring me.

Me: *smiling* Yup, and you just have to deal with it, wolfy.

Faylin: We've been talking too long.

Me: *frowning* Then why don't you hush your mouth?

Faylin: I can't until you do.

Me: Fine. Hush.

Seymour: Welcome back, Caeli and Faylin.

Tae: Hi!

Mylo: [Dips head]

Me: You're mad at me, aren't?

Mylo: [Ignores]

Me: What'd I do?!

Tae: [Shivers] I hope I don't see a vampire.

Aelynn: I'm sure you won't, dearest.

Lyr'Ous- You were all so interested in vampires so I thought I'd bring one in to show yah! (Rolls in a cage with a psychotic looking pale person insider) Don't get too close now.

Me- Lyr'Ous