I have been kidnapped.

Two members of this forum, known as *censored by kidnappers*, have done so in a last ditch effort to make me enter the WWW. If I do not comply with their demands I must suffer the consequences (on the likely chance I don't succeed, would someone mind preparing my burial plot?). In an effort to protect myself from bodily and/or non-bodily harm, I probably will not be returning to the forum til the day of submission.

Farewell. Here is to the hope I return again.


Post Script:

I hope you can comply and then return to us soon.

LOVE that postscript, hahhaha!

Good luck with your writing, Sui

* grins * I can't wait to read it.

*Chuckles* That made me laugh! Hope the writing goes well, Sui!

GIVE US BACK OUR SUI!!!! *puts on trench coat, gets spy glass and boatswain whistle, and runs to Sui's house to get clues as to whom the kidnappers might be* Nope... I got nothin'...

Well, Sui, I hope you can comply with their demands. I'll keep searching for you, so keep your hopes up! But, on the slight chance that I fail and you fail, I've got this nice coral cemetery with a beautiful place for another body...

But we won't let that happen.

Airi, have no fear! I will save him! *dashes around her state looking for clues*

*grins smugly*

AHA! A clue! A smug grin from Grace... *views it through spyglass * and the creases around the smile spell: I. Have. Sui.



GRACE, GIVE US BACK OUR SUI!

Off you go in that submarine of yours, Captain! We are relying on you to rescue Sui!

AHA! I found a fedora floating in the water... she must be keeping him in an underwater cave somewhere... *submerges in the Nautilus and searches for the cave*

I have no fear, so long as the Captain is on the job!

I hope you get much accomplished whilst you are away, Mark.

*surfaces* I FOUND HIM!!! He's in a google doc we've been working on! And the google doc is in the underwater hideout of Grace! Don't worry, he's fine. He'll return as soon as he can. Case closed.

See ya soon, mate.
God bless,
Joel ><>.

I know who these HWers are without clicking the spoiler. Good luck on the WWW!

Well done on solving the Case of the Disappearing Sui, Nemo.

The spoiler doesn't actually have anything under it of use.



*bows graciously* Thank you, ma'am.

I discovered that when I clicked it. I was so curious! *Smiles innocently* But alas, no clue there. But since Nemo has found him, all's good anyway!

And good luck with writing, Mark.

Hey, hey, I can't take all the cred-blame! Don't go pointing fingers at me without also slandering the other culprit.

*chuckles*

*Knows who the other culprit is*

*points up* My suspicions are on this girl, too...

Goodbye, Mr. Green Guy whose Name Starts with "S"! Have fun!

"WWW"? What's a dubyoo-dubyoo-dubyoo?

WWW is Winter's Writing War.

Ohhhh... Gotcha.

*stumbles into thread slightly dazed, and hair a mess* (*winks at a certain someone*)

Well, I succeeded. Poor judges.


Firstly: A 'Thank you!' to all who wished me good luck, and a 'You're welcome!' to all who enjoyed the original post.


Well, at least I finished a short story I'm mostly happy with.

As the victim, I am able to bring another clue.
Soon after I was kidnapped, a third HWer joined the ranks -- earning the title of enforcer (since the person in question didn't actually join in the kidnapping, but instead helped them enforce their demands ).


Edit: *mutters* I knew I was forgetting something.

Though I've been set free from my imprisonment, I am going to be very busy in the next week or two and will only be half here.
I will still work at staying caught up on my forums and the Citadel (and equivalents), but my attempts at reaching the rest of the forums will probably continue to suffer for a little while longer.

God bless, you all. It's good to be back-ish.

I'm glad you finished the story and are partly back.

Welcome back, Sui! It'll be nice to see you around again, even if we have to wait a little longer for your full return.

*is winked at*

I'm so proud of you for doing this, Mark. Thank you for humoring our whim, I'm so glad you did it, and I think you are, too, yes?

Good job, Sui!!! I knew you could do it!

~ZA

Thank you, Jonathan, Lady Elanor, and Ophelia.





I think I am.

Welcome partially back! Hey, maybe you'll be fully back when I return! Then I can truly welcome you back full time, right?

~Calen

Welcome back-ish, Mr. S.

I hope so!

Thank you, Aemi.