Things You'd Only Hear on HW...

Whythawye · **Posted:** October 24th, 2011, 3:42 am

Except they aren't cute.

They are horrifically ugly and terror-inducing.

Riniel Jasmina · **Posted:** October 24th, 2011, 10:50 am

But for that split second before they tear you to pieces I'm sure they're adorable...

Whythawye · **Posted:** October 24th, 2011, 12:33 pm

Mmm... sorry to disappoint you, but you would have to seriously warp your definition of 'adorable' to be able to say that.

Riniel Jasmina · **Posted:** October 24th, 2011, 12:47 pm

Fear not, my definition is sufficiently warped.

Ciela Rose · **Posted:** October 26th, 2011, 6:02 pm

Sir Emeth Mimetes wrote:

Mmm... sorry to disappoint you, but you would have to seriously warp your definition of 'adorable' to be able to say that.

Riniel Jasmina wrote:

Fear not, my definition is sufficiently warped.

Hahaha! Note; HWers are all about warped. I'm sure that's in the application somewhere.

Also, Riniel is the lizard-girl. I'm guessing that anything with scales would appeal to her!

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** November 8th, 2011, 3:16 pm

The Character Chasing Twins wrote:

Captain Nemo: "HE wants to marry HIMSELF off! I'm just following HIM! He WROTE HIMSELF!!!"
Shawn Alexis Henderson:

Captain Nemo: "IT'S A CONSPIRACY!"
Shawn Alexis Henderson: "Welcome to being an author. A couple of months on HW and you end up chasing characters."

AzlynRose · **Posted:** November 9th, 2011, 9:30 am

@Shawn and Nemo: *Giggles*

Here's one I saw yesterday that cracked me up.

Riniel Jasmina wrote:

...It was my first suicide. I can revise it later...

The Wolverminion · **Posted:** November 9th, 2011, 1:28 pm

That one made me laugh so much my father came along and asked what it was. I told him, and he laughed pretty good too.

Riniel Jasmina · **Posted:** November 9th, 2011, 11:28 pm

Wow, I didn't realize I was quoted here!

Another one from chat

Arias Myles wrote:

Hooray for people throwing a fit!

(I'm entirely serious)

Suiauthon Mimetes · **Posted:** November 10th, 2011, 9:01 pm

Riniel Jasmina wrote:

...It was my first suicide. I can revise it later...

That's hilarious.

AzlynRose · **Posted:** November 11th, 2011, 9:33 pm

And a Inesdar quote that made me laugh!

Inesdar wrote:

I know the Amazon better then I do the Congo.

Constable Jaynin Mimetes · **Posted:** November 11th, 2011, 11:53 pm

I just died laughing over the last two pages of this thread... I need to stick some of those in my bag of quotes to find a use for someday.

Here's one for you:

Raven of the Wood: "We" on the forum can mean one of two things. 1. The person is talking like Gollum. 2. The speaker has multiple personalities.
Reiyen: or both...

BushMaid · **Posted:** December 5th, 2011, 1:17 am

I found this humourous.

Luke the Mindwielder wrote:

That's where I draw the line.
*draws line with spray paint*
Keep them toes back or I'll spray them.

The Wolverminion · **Posted:** December 5th, 2011, 1:35 am

Aw, I was quoted.

I have a feeling the bean-encrusted cat will be making more appearances in the future around here.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** December 5th, 2011, 4:58 am

BushMaid wrote:

I found this humourous.

Luke the Mindwielder wrote:

That's where I draw the line.
*draws line with spray paint*
Keep them toes back or I'll spray them.

*Chuckles*

AzlynRose · **Posted:** December 7th, 2011, 11:04 pm

*Laughs* I remember when Mac said that.

Crushmaster · **Posted:** December 8th, 2011, 4:21 am

BushMaid wrote:

I found this humourous.

Luke the Mindwielder wrote:

That's where I draw the line.
*draws line with spray paint*
Keep them toes back or I'll spray them.

EPIC!!!

KathrineROID · **Posted:** December 9th, 2011, 2:00 pm

Captain Nemo wrote:

You want prodding. I stab. I go the extra mile.

I want you to imagine the circumstances around this.

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** December 9th, 2011, 2:03 pm

Kathrine Roid wrote:

Captain Nemo wrote:

You want prodding. I stab. I go the extra mile.

I want you to imagine the circumstances around this.

Suiauthon Mimetes · **Posted:** December 9th, 2011, 11:57 pm

After meeting Rachel, that quote doesn't surprise me.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** December 10th, 2011, 4:47 am

Kathrine Roid wrote:

Captain Nemo wrote:

You want prodding. I stab. I go the extra mile.

I want you to imagine the circumstances around this.

Andrew Amnon Mimetes · **Joined:** May 14th, 2010, 4:43 am **Posts:** 4458

*chuckles at most everything on this thread*

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

Haha. Basically, you ask me to get you to do something, and I'll make sure it gets done... unless... well... never mind.

KathrineROID · **Posted:** December 15th, 2011, 1:48 pm

Inesdar wrote:

Ahhhh yes Manda does do that

Guesses about this one?
FYI Cat wasn't in the room. We talk behind your back.

KathrineROID · **Posted:** December 16th, 2011, 1:22 pm

Lady Artemis wrote:

Me, Myself, and I completely disagree

I've... nothing to say here. Artling is impossible and we love her for it.

Manda Kondrael · **Posted:** December 16th, 2011, 1:51 pm

Kathrine Roid wrote:

Inesdar wrote:

Ahhhh yes Manda does do that

Guesses about this one?
FYI Cat wasn't in the room. We talk behind your back.

*looked up quote* I don't mind you talking about me like this.

Elly · **Joined:** October 22nd, 2010, 7:58 am **Posts:** 4197

Kathrine Roid wrote:

Bad cold. Get out of Elly!

Elly · **Joined:** October 22nd, 2010, 7:58 am **Posts:** 4197

That electrical jolt seems to have damaged the part of my mind that filters out stupid jokes. -Mr. L. Uke

The Wolverminion · **Posted:** January 1st, 2012, 8:12 pm

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** January 5th, 2012, 8:55 pm

Inesdar: (I love the sci-fi login screen)
(I feel like I'm hacking the database of some distant world)

Me: *Grins*
Now someone can quote you on that.

Inesdar:

I feel very complimented

Me: *Laughs* I got to read the "Things You'd only hear on HW" thread. Hehe, Bethy quoted you loooots! I died!

Inesdar: Bethy is very kind
To put up with my humor

Me: It was great! No one has to "put up" with things you say.

Inesdar: Now my pretense of false humilty has failed

I guess I must graciously accept the compliment

Me: You know that that's quoteable too, right. *Giggles IRL*

Inesdar: I'll pretend I didn't know that
Problem with being qoutable
Is that suddenly you go around looking at everything you say
wondering "Is that qoutable or not"
And before you know it.
"Maybe I should embelish it to make it more qoutable"
A simple "Hi, how are you" becomes a calculated qoute

Me: Ines!

Inesdar: It's true!
You try being quoted all the time!

Me: *Humbly asks for permission to post this whole thing. . . . .*

Inesdar: You have my superficially unwilling but secretly pleased permission.

Me: *Grins*

*EDITS IN LATER*

Inesdar:Hey Za!
It's your birthday today?

Me: Yup

Inesdar: It's mine tommorow
Happy Birthday!
So

Me: ! I knew somewhere in the back of my mind it was coming up soon!

Inesdar: So basically at midnight tonight
And take it for myself
I shall steal your birthday

Me: Ines! *wails* I just posted! Stop being quotable! I'll never keep up!

Inesdar: Sorry * closes mouth *
Except that
I promise never to say anything quotable again

Me:

:' (
: (
:pale :

Inesdar: You can just post those in a following post.

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** January 5th, 2012, 10:19 pm

*Later*

Inesdar-Yes he should, no man should demand something of a girl that is against her conscience.
Well unless the thing he demmanding is something which is clearly *right * as opposed to morally grey.
Like he is demmanding the girl not to murder him with a rubber ducky.

*Later*

Ines-Now the convestations would have been really weird if it had turned to kissing saint augustine, Nephilim who had nothing to talk about, and werewolves with spiritual gifts.

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** January 5th, 2012, 10:44 pm

Vanya- Oooh, I have a question! Should I kill Myra?

Aniese- Kill her! When in doubt, kill!

Inesdar- Oh spoken like a true evil author.

Aniese- *is guilty of being a true evil author*

Me- Can I quote those? @Ani and Ines

Aniese- @Za - If you must.

Now everyone will know my violent tendencies.

Riniel Jasmina · **Posted:** January 5th, 2012, 11:04 pm

The other problem with being frequently quotable is that you want to see everything quoted... Or is that infrequently quotable... Never mind... I think that's just me starving for center stage.

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** January 5th, 2012, 11:06 pm

Note: Lord Kalthu is Inesdar.

Lord Kalthu: *sighs * oh Grace you are impossible

Andi Lloyd: I am NOT impossible!
I am irresistible.

Lord Kalthu:
No you aren't
I am
I am

Andi Lloyd: I am. Irresistible Grace.

Lord Kalthu:( em the impossible bit)

Lord Kalthu:
I was saying I was impossible

Hahaha!

I love that

Jonathan Garner:
Ah, yes. Irresistible Grace.

Andi Lloyd :

And you are not impossible. Just difficult.

Andi Lloyd:
I thought you'd like that, Jonathan.

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** January 5th, 2012, 11:10 pm

*Note: This one has a lot of back story that was going by too fast for me to copy. You can find it in the Sci Fi chat log, and approx 10:50-ish EST.*

Inesdar: Brendan! The sixth point of Calvinism.

Aniese: TULIPB

Inesdar: The synod of dort would have put me in there if they had known me.

Aniese: So they would have.

Suiauthon Mimetes · **Posted:** January 5th, 2012, 11:15 pm

Ophelia MirZA Flowers wrote:

Aniese- @Za - If you must. Now everyone will know my violent tendencies.

:dieslaughing:

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** January 6th, 2012, 8:44 am

Ophelia MirZA Flowers wrote:

*Note: This one has a lot of back story that was going by too fast for me to copy. You can find it in the Sci Fi chat log, and approx 10:50-ish EST.*

Inesdar: Brendan! The sixth point of Calvinism.

Aniese: TULIPB

Inesdar: The synod of dort would have put me in there if they had known me.

Aniese: So they would have.

*Shakes head sadly*

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** January 19th, 2012, 8:19 pm

Inesdar said:

sssshhhhh don't waste energy *whispers *

Blah said:

Ooh okay -is whispering- Maybe we should mention this to Al Gore?

Inesdar said:

Al Gore would be more popular if he was a genius like me *whispers *

Blah said:

Hahahahahahaha! -clamps hand over mouth and starts whispering again- Oops, I forgot.

* * *

Inesdar said:

Brendan? Sorry but the last Brendan went extinct today.

* * *

Inesdar said:

I'm just one of the people who runs this here site.
So be careful what you say to me,
Or I could change your username.

Calista Bethelle · **Joined:** February 10th, 2011, 9:15 pm **Posts:** 3095

*Laughs heartily* And you wonder why we quote you so much, Brendan?

Arias Mimetes · **Posted:** January 20th, 2012, 9:56 pm

*laughs* I love you guys

Can't wait to be able to chat more with y'all.

Riniel Jasmina wrote:

Wow, I didn't realize I was quoted here!

Another one from chat

Arias Myles wrote:

Hooray for people throwing a fit!

(I'm entirely serious)

Funny... didn't realize I was quoted either XD (I seem to remember you mentioning it, but I think that may just be the cold getting to my brain)

Luke, Fluke of a Duke wrote:

Mmm. Ain't nothin' quite like a good ol' hunk of mangled, burnt cow with cheese, ketchup, tomato, and sweet onion between round pieces of bread.

XD I have a similar thought often.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** January 22nd, 2012, 11:10 am

*Laughs*

I love Brendan quotes!

Suiauthon Mimetes · **Posted:** January 23rd, 2012, 2:11 am

Suiauthon: Morbidity can be so much fun.

Andrew: :ro.Ofl:

Riniel Jasmina · **Posted:** January 24th, 2012, 12:55 am

Inesdar said: Poor Somebody. I think he gets it the worst.

Riniel Jasmina said: It's okay, I think he's a potato.

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** January 24th, 2012, 4:11 pm

Milly Manderly said:
So someday I'm going to burst in and say "My first baby born today!" And you'll ask me which goat it was... "No no, not my goat - me!"

Lady Aris Lillylight said:
Not quite. Since it's your first baby, and you've already announced several goat babies. And most likely if you announce your first baby here, you probably would have announced your marriage here, too.

Constable Jaynin Mimetes · **Posted:** January 24th, 2012, 4:15 pm

LOL!

Calista Bethelle · **Joined:** February 10th, 2011, 9:15 pm **Posts:** 3095

*Shakes head laughing* The things you hear in chat...

For those wondering, I had just announced the birth of baby goats right before that.

Constable Jaynin Mimetes · **Posted:** February 14th, 2012, 10:29 pm

theRatchetOrange said: The depth of peculiarity in here is stifling.

BushMaid · **Posted:** February 14th, 2012, 11:24 pm

Vanya Katerina Jaynin wrote:

theRatchetOrange said: The depth of peculiarity in here is stifling.

Our newest member has managed to capture the essence of HolyWorlds in one fell statement.

The Wolverminion · **Posted:** February 15th, 2012, 12:07 am

It was brilliant.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** February 17th, 2012, 11:56 am

Luke, Fluke of a Duke wrote:

It was brilliant.

Definitely!

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