Michael: ... maybe a bit? If I wasn't would I have one hundred and thirty-seven hamsters?





Michael: Yeah I haven't done anything to you...yet.





Me: I don't know... They have been known to slobber... A LOT. And sit on you...

It varies based on season and what airports you are talking about. In the off season from JFK to London you might be able to get under $500 for a single two-way ticket. At least something along those lines.

Well I know I'm never going to be riding in a plane any time soon lol

Fallen: (to Ark) Definitely insane. Doubly insane for thinking they might scare me.

Ark: (@Michael) What do you even do with them?

Me: Dri, the duel starts at page 125 and ends at page 141.

Tounon: Long duel.

Me: You pit two incredible warriors together, long duels tend to happen.

Tesmir: So, what is Seymour? [Gets hit by a dictionary] Ow! Aris!

Me: It wasn't me!

Seymour: [Is failing to look innocent]

Jek: It might be best if you don't start.

Hakor: Jek, please-

Tounon: They slobber? That's kinda gross.

Tynx: [Shifts into a fox and smiles] See? It's easy!

Me: [Pushes a sulky Mordir back into CI] Now behave.

Mordir: [Grumbles but says nothing, leaning against the wall]

Zurik: Welcome back, boy.

Mordir: [Ignores]

Tynx: Grump.

Mordir: [Glares. but still says nothing]

Ark: ...


Fallen: *frowns*

Tynx: [To Svensteel] Yep! [Climbs up Fallen's arm and sit on her head] No, your mouth is going the wrong way. Up this way! [Pulls the corners of Fallen's mouth upward]

Me: I won't blame her if she hurts you. Sven, that is an awesome avie.

Tounon: Oh... [Edges away slowly]

Fallen: *pushes Tynx off* What do you think you're doing?!

Me: No the author's avie. And no, you're not getting hurt, Tynx is/might.

Tynx: [Tumbles off] Showing you how to smile. I think you might have your lip magnets in the wrong way. Those corners went completely the other way!

Fallen: ...lip magnets? *raises one eyebrow*

Fallen: What sort of a fool do you take me for?

Me: Right! Everyone out!

*characters get up and begin leaving*

Me: Don't worry, we'll be back in two weeks but I'm gonna switch the characters up again-You too Brand...

Brand: *stops staring at hamsters and shoots out of the forum in a flash*

Fallen: You are an idiot, then. *turns her back to him*

Not a bad idea! I'll bring someone new in here... LEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFWEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!!!!!
Read a quick bio of Lefwen right here

Lefwen: *Nods head*

Svensteel: Velcorr? Why are you showing your face here?

Lefwen: Same reason you are, swine!

Ark: *dryly* I wouldn't count on that, boy.

Tynx: Yup! It's what makes your lips go up in a smile! Gravity pulls them down. So, you've either got yours below where they're supposed to be, or maybe you have them above your eyebrows, those seem to go up a lot.

Me: He's trying to reason with a villain.

Tounon: You have to applaud him for trying.

Corelle: Michael, you'd better sit back down before you get yourself hurt. A young man like you doesn't need to antagonize a young lady.

Tynx: .... It's hard not to say anything.

Me: Don't. You are already pushing it.

Seymour: [Looks at Lefwen] Are you also a human?

Me: Okay...now that I have positively no clue what is going on...I shall return.

Miri: Nice...

Me: *drags Levi and Zaely in too* I don't think Imma bring Ally back; her development is pretty much done so, unless we need an annoying little girl again, I shan't bring her back.

Fallen: *nods* They're probably above my eyebrows. *mouth twitches very slightly*

Aelynn: [Waves to Levi and Zaely]

Tounon: [Glances at Miri, but holds his tongue]

Mordir: Who're they?

Me: Bethy's characters. Behave.

Mordir: I will.

Seymour: [Smiles slightly] That doesn't sound very pleasant, no.

Tynx: There! That's our problem! Your lip magnets are in the wrong place! So now we have to find out how to move them back.... [Paces with a very serious look on his face]

Levi: Hello, Aelynn! *waves*

Zaelinia: *waves back*

Miri: *looks at Tounon* Is there something you would like to say?

Levi: If he did not speak there is a reason, Miri.

Miri: If he did not speak, then he is a coward.

Levi: I do not think so.

Miri: Yes, well, you hardly ever think.

Tounon: I am no coward! [Glares at Miri]

Tesmir: Tou-

Tounon: Back out, Tesmir!

Tesmir: Back out of what?

Seymour: [Frowns]

Tounon: I said nothing because anything I could say isn't nice, so I figured I'd best leave it unsaid so I wouldn't anger you, or myself.

Tesmir: And now you've got him started...

Me: Cool, anger development for Tounon. The poor boy's barely got any development at all.

Miri: *glares back at Tounon* They say that a coward will never admit of his folly.

Levi: By they you mean you.

Miri: Oh, hush up, Levi.

Levi: And...if I don't?

Miri: *glares*

Levi: *pulls Zaely away*

Fallen: How do you propose to do that?

Ark: *watches Tynx* How does he do that? She's actually being friendly to him.


Alaric: *looks at Miri, frowning*

Miri: *fake surprise* Why is everybody so angry at innocent, little me??

Levi: I can think of a few reasons...

Miri: *bats eyelashes* oh, really? You wouldn't insult a lady, Levi, would you?

Levi: Yeah...I would.

Me: *stifles laugh*

Levi: What?! At least I'm honest.

Alaric: Is the definition of innocence one of the things that's different in different worlds?

Levi: Nope, we have the same definition....

Me: Hey! I just realized that if I take the "l" in the front of your name and put it in the back I spell "evil". How cool is that??

Levi: Not at all...actually.

Alaric: Mmm. *glances at Miri and then shakes his head a bit*

Miri: *glares at Alaric*

Alaric: *raises eyebrows* Is there something you want to say?

Miri: Mm...no. If there was, I would have said it by now.

Levi: Not that you speaking is ever a good thing.

Miri: Like your words are anymore pleasant.

Levi: When do I act like you?

Miri: Never! Which is the problem, if you acted like me then you wouldn't annoy-

Me: Okay... *duct tapes Miri's mouth* Better.

Miri: ...

Alaric: *chuckles* Better, indeed. *turns to Levi* I'm Alaric, by the way.

Levi: Pleasure to meet you, Alaric. *bows slightly* I apologize for my...em...friend's, rude behavior.

Alaric: *bows in return* No need for apologies. It isn't your fault.

Levi: Perhaps not but... *glances at Miri* Somebody should apologize for her behavior.

Miri: *glare at Levi*

Alaric: *smiles* You have my sympathies, if you have to put up with this sort of behavior regularly. *looks at Zaely* Will you introduce me to your friend?

Levi: You get used to her eventually...or, at least, get extremely talented in responding to her comments with ones of your own. *smiles* I would be happy to introduce you to Zaely.

Me: Oh dear...I'm unsure how to do this coherently..,hmm...all right, so, Levi speaks to Zaely through a form of sign language because she can't hear ( *and we all gasp here* ) therefore... This...could...get...messy? Umm, I haven't thought up how to format this in CI... Hmm...yeah, I'll just guess.

Levi: *turns to Zaely* *introduces Alaric*

Zaelinia: *smiles and signs something to Alaric*

Levi: She says hello and that it is nice to meet you.

Me: Imma have to think of a way to format that better...later.

Alaric: *bows to Zaely* I'm delighted to meet you, Zaely.

Me: Oh! Oh! Oh! I have a formatting idea!.....and....it left. Bye-bye, idea.

Levi: *tells Zaely*

Zaelinia: *waves enthusiastically at Alaric* *signs something again*

Levi: She wants to know where you are from. We come from Primitus in the world of Kochav.

Alaric: I come from a hidden island on the world of Rhoive. The island used to be called Unicorn Island, but my author wants to rename it. She just hasn't come up with a name that satisfies her yet. What's your home like?

Tounon: [Struggles to keep his voice even] Granted, I don't easily admit that I've messed up. But I'm no coward.

Tesmir: He faced a grumpy old dragon once. If that thing hadn't been so fast, Tou would've had him down in no time. [Catches Chayn looking at him] No offense to the other dragons, of course.

Tounon: Indidnt do anything to the dragon.

Tesmir: Yeah, well... You had it distracted while Rousen killed it.

Tounon: I passed out.

Tesmir: I would think anyone would if they were caught under a dragon foot.

Tynx: Hmm... Well, the first plan would be to get you to smile. A real, honest to goodness smile. Not forced, but a complete, natural smile. That's the best way to get those magnets back in their right spot.

Zurik: [Watching Miri] I like her.

Me: You are so weird.

Zurik: I've been into a rock, my head still hasn't stopped spinning.

Seymour: Miss Miri, might I suggest using words that do not bite? I will take a guess and say that you could be a charming young lady to converse with. But your words are full of bitter poison.

Me: You would think he's lived in a fortune cookie factory.

Hailey: You needed to make someone mature enough to keep an eye on us younger folk.

Fallen: *raises an eyebrow* Good luck getting that to happen.

Me: Here's an idea...what they sign is put in italics...therefore, no translation needed...I'll just do that for now.

Zaelinia: It is dark and...rainy... I don't leave my house much; my grandmother doesn't let me.

Levi: She lives on the outskirts of the village in a small hut hidden by the trees...

Miri: Ha! Dragons?! Please! I could slay one.

Levi: Miri...you can't even lift a sword.

Miri: It is not that I can't; it is that I do not wish to.

Levi: Suuuure...

Miri: May I suggest, Sir Seymour, that you stick to correcting your own people and leave me to my own "bitter" words.

Alaric: *frowns* Why does your grandmother keep you inside?