Me: *chuckles*

Emuna: See?! The author finds it funny!! Which means it's right...right?!

Me: *takes deep breath* NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.....NOO!

Emuna: You're no fun.

Me: Good!

Me: *chuckles again* Hey, it'd serve me right. "I" killed Terminus.

Me: Encourage her...

Emuna: Great! See?! I can make it eve-

Me: This is highly out of character...yet somehow-

Emuna: In character, I know, I know, so I can kill him? Which one?

Me: *head/desk* Grasp the concept of-

Emuna: No! I want to kill someone!

Me: Hey! Violence! *duct tapes Emuna's mouth* Violence is not tolerated.

Emuna: *mumbles something*

Me: What?

Gavin: She said that technically you said it so you should be the one with a duct taped mouth...

Me: She said all that through duct tape?

Me: *chuckles* Sorry, Rae. I'll stop goading your characters.

Me: New word!

Emuna: Psychopath!

Me: How does screaming new word make me a psychopath?

Emuna: *shrugs*

Me: *shakes head* My word, Emuna...you are worse than Terminus.

Terminus: I take offense! I am far worse than that weakling!

Me:

Emuna: I don't really take offense to that...

Gavin: You should...she just said you were worse than your murderous fa-

Emuna: *glares*

Gavin: I'm...going to stop talking now...

Cassie: [Kisses Erronys's nose] OK! Let's try again! [Repeats the move over, trying to make her movements more fluid]

Aelynn: [Smiles] Are you a human? Or something else?

Suragore: [Hisses] Well, why don't we find out?

Mordir: [Growls and shoves Alexis away] Then tell her to stay out of it! [Tenses when Alexis puts pressure on his neck]

Me: What does that pressure point do?

Mordir: Nice.

Me: Hey, you have no room to talk, sir.

Mordir: Try me.

Rune: You are going to regret ever picking a fight with these people.

Mordir: I don't care. Villains have for too long endured the riticule you heroes give us. It's high time we show you how it feels!

Rune: [Looks at me]

Seymour: He'll learn the hard way, then.

Me: "And... It explodes again. While I'm being good and studying, too."

Pirzak: "Which you are obviously doing by-"

Me: "There."

Jay: "Um... Thank you?"

Me:

Jay: "How so, exactly?"

Shawn: *smiles, happy to be on Chayn again*

Jay: *wants something to do*

Me: "Sitting still is hard on him, if you didn't pick that up."

Jay: "I'll stay down, but..."

Me: "You could tell stories."

Jay: "NO! It would take a very persuasive child... And one who likes suspenseful, adventurous stories about secret agents."

Me: "Fine. Just be bored. I'm going swimming."

Me: Very persuasive child, huh?

Emuna: You are not going to invent a character on the spot just for C-

Me: *molds character*

Emuna: And...she is...great...name, genius?

Me: Umm... *asks fellow chatters* Alianna!

Emuna: That was quick...

Me: Meh, Vil was on...okay...so...persuasive little girl with...blonde hair and blue eyes?

Emuna: *shrugs*

Me: *poofs persuasive little girl (like...ten years old? Maybe eleven...oo! Twelve!) with blonde hair and blue eyes into CI*

Alianna: Hello....?

Emuna: Aww...she's so cute!

Me: She's only five years younger than you...

Alianna: *hands on hips* I am not cute.

Brian: (@Mordir) I can't control Alexis...

Me: (@Aris) It just hurts (a lot), unless Alexis decides to press in instead of down, in which case it would collapse his windpipe.

Alexis: (@Mordir) Tensing doesn't lessen the pain any. *presses harder* (@Suragore) I'm too busy right now to go try cooking, thank you.

Aris: [Smiles] Tell us a story, Jay. It'll keep your mind busy.

Chayn: [Smiles contentedly] If you villains are ready.

Mordir: Well, if you could ask- ow! [Winces as Alexis presses harder] I let you go! Honestly! You are the nosiest girl I have ever met! Save the red-headed ambassador over there [Waves vaguely in Aris's direction] No asked you to butt in!

Me: Oh. [Should probably learn/skim over what pressure points do what]

Tesmir:

Tounon: He's recovered!

Me: [Suddenly realizes Suragore's wording came out wrong] He meant he would eat her.

Chayn: Why are you using the threat of us eating people now?

Me: I dunno. He's a vicious winged snake, why shouldn't he eat people? He almost ate Cory.

Brian: Ask? She isn't a waitress...

Me: You don't even have waitresses in Realta!

Brian: Yah, but you do in wherever it is you live...so I know about them...

Me: That isn't how it works...

Erronys: *rolls eyes, wanders over to Suragore and pushes him down with his nose, glaring he snorts smoke*

Me: And you know what they say about basilisk stares... No, they don't kill people, but they are frightening.

Me - And it explodes again! Honestly, guys . . .

Niarah - Not that it takes alot for you to abandon your work for CI.

Me - Ahem.

Niarah - (eyes dictionary) Right. (Watches Mordir) Got stuck in a tight place, hmm?

Ashrai - (shrugs and prowls off) Maybe I'll assassinate Mordir when I'm in the mood . . . Assassin verses assassin, it oughta be good, no?

Ember - (Breathes fire at Merashath) Y'know, it doesn't really do anything. (Darts around and clamps his jaws on Merashath's wing)

Thysal - (Curls up by Jay) As long as I'm here, you aren't going anywhere until you're better. Trina, if you want action, you might hitch a ride on Ember, he's attacking your nemesis.

Ryan - (Wonders whether or not he should try reasoning with the Suragore again)

Sylvia - You got lucky once. Stay away from the flying snake!

Ryan - How'd you know what I was thinking?

Sylvia - When your thought is written in text, it isn't too hard.

When Beduun hooked his legs again, it stopped Griffin and he reversed going the other way and knowing Beduun would not expect this. Rememeber, he's Kundinoua: fast, strong, and durable.

Alexis: (@Mordir) Let Brian go too! *presses slightly harder*

Me: (@Aris) I know. Alexis was twisting his words.

Suragore: [Snarls, but for a long while does nothing, trying to keep fear from coming in. Then he jerks his head up at Erronys, jaws open and ready to bite]

Cassie: Careful Erroy! [Hopping up and down with nervous excitement]

Mordir: [Glances defiantly at Ashrai] No...

Me: Liar.

Mordir: Who cares?!

Me: That would be interesting. Assassins pitted against each other.

Mordir: Oh, the joy of all joys.

Me: Killjoy.

Tounon: He always kills the joy.

Tesmir: He's a villain, they tend to do that to a guy (or girl).

Rowen: [Flying in bored circles] Where are we needed?

Me: Oh. Oops. Sorry.

Tounon: You seem to apologize a lot here.

Me: I know.

Mordir: Ow! Knock it off! We were fighting first, you didn't need to butt in! [Tries to swing his fist at Alexis]

Me: Out of the frying pan and into the boiling pot.

Alexis: I beg to differ *presses harder* If you don't let us both go, I'm pushing in instead of down next time. *winces as the punch lands* *presses harder*
Me

Erronys: *raises eyebrows in an "are you serious" look, snorts again but this time with fire*

Suragore: [Closes his hood. The flames burn it, but not its face. Brings his tail up behind Erronys and whacks him]

Mordir: [Winces and struggles to keep from yelling] Alright alri- OW! [Roughly lets Brian go] There, you happy?! Now let me go!

Rune: He's breaking.

Mordir: I am not!

Alexis: And release my arm.....

Me: "I love it, Bethy!"

Jay: *eyes Alianna* "Fine. Persuade me."

Me: "I might have to think of a story... Oh! Got one. It's from an old short story that needs work..."

Shawn: *makes a face* "Bad grammar."

Me: "Oh, for a side note, I'm going to be good with finals and all and probably wind up a bit behind in here..."

Mordir: I thought I already did.

Me: Yeah, you did.

Mordir: See? Do I have to say please? [Glares at Brian] Don't think I'm through with you yet.

Aelynn: [Looks at Mordir fearfully]

Seymour: He won't hurt you.

Aelynn: But he's hurting so many others...

Rune: He'll have a badly wounded pride for a while, so we might have a respite from his violence.

Me: Not likely.

Tounon: Why?

Me: He'll probably be rather angry, and go berserk.

Tesmir: Thanks for the cheerful optimism.

Me: (@Aris) Oh, I thought he just said that he would, not that he actually did it.

Alexis: Please would be nice. *releases him* *picks up her sword and walks away, keeping an eye on him*

Erronys: *bares his teeth and snarls before pouncing on Suragore with his fore-claws and teeth*

Me: Don't worry Lillylight, he won't kill him while still in the chat room, he'll just shake him up a little.

Amos: *watches Aelynna out of the corner of his eye when she leaves to talk to others*

Jay: *compassionate* "Sure, I'll tell you a story. And just remember that the good guys win in the end."

Shawn:

Jay: @ Shawn: "Anywho... One day I was at the Indianapolis State Fair Sara, a little girl my big sister, Jaimie, was supposed to be watching. I got roped into taking her along with me, probably because she wanted to go to the fair, and I was already going there. Now, Jaimie didn't know I was a" *coughs and whispers* "secret agent, because, well, it was a secret. The problem with that? I was at that fair on a mission."

Me: "This should be interesting..."

Jay: *chuckles* "Well, sort of..."

Shawn: *smothers a laugh under a cough* *fails* *is blue*

Me: *pounds Shawn on the back* "I knowo how you'll react to hearing 'Uncle Jayson' now."

Jay: "See, the entire fair was being run by my, uh, 'contacts'. I had to deliver some papers and information to one of them. Of course, as soon as we got there, Sara wanted some cotton candy. It was enormous."

Thysal - (Chuckles) Jay's a secret agent? There's a new one. (Closes her eyes to snooze)

Zanya - So, Rowen, we're looking for something to do, right? Feel like helping Erronys? Or maybe we should kidnap a villain instead of vice versa this time.

Me - Good luck getting yourself injured.

Niarah - (Prowls to a corner, and curls up with a snort) There's nothing happening anymore.

Sumira - Then make your own entertainment! (Whirls instinctively into a active, energetic swirling dance)

Niarah - Ice dancer.

Ashrai - (Disappears into the shadows and watches Mordir, biding his time) Whenever you're ready, let me know. Then watch your back.

Me - He scares me.

Sylvia - @Riniel's characters: So . . . Is it normal for people to have wings in your world?

Silver - (Comes to surface by the crocodiles, mimicking their positions) Reptilian siblinghood. Heheh.

Ryan - . . . .

Melany: That would depend on what you mean by normal and people. There are a few races *nods toward where Aren entered the woods* like anthrogryphs that always have wings. Guilo is something of an oddity, I'll give you that, he and Lyna are both perfectly human but Lor-Amar has strange effects on the people of earth.

Okay, I get that better now... but what do you mean by throw himself out from underneath backwards? He is on his back.

Like Griffin slid out from under him, pushing himself with his hands.

Ah, good, that helps more.

Beduuin swims with his arms inside Griffin's thrusting arms, breaking their hold and re-establishing the mount.

Mordir: [Snarls angrily, but only sheaths his sword and dagger]

Me: Easy.

Mordir: Don't tell me to be easy! [Glares at Ashrai] Bring it.

Aelynn: [Smiles at Amos] Come, let me introduce you to Prince Seymour. He'll like you. He likes everyone.

Suragore: [Roars and pops his head out of his hood, reaching up and biting down on Erronys's neck, but gets pinned down again]

Aris: [Listens, eyes wide]

Mordir: You act more like a child than an adult.

Aris: [Sniffs] You act like a child who never gets his own way.

Me: [Is currently running all over creation looking for Zurik and Mark]

Cassie: [Repeats the move over and over, becoming more fluid each time]

Rowen: I'm up for whatever you are. Villain nabbing, helping friends, both, whatever you wish.

Tesmir: Dragons are so odd sometimes.

Chayn: [Snorts]

Tesmir: I said only sometimes!

Erronys: *picks up Suragore firmly but without hurting him, shakes him and throws him in the river* ... *gives Tesmir an amused look*

Amos: *shrugs and follows Aelynna*

Ok, it did it to me too...it exploded ahead 2 pages. I skimmed a bunch, but I think I got all directed to me.

Rinifer: *puts his hands on Devon's shoulders, and jumps forwards to avoid the sweep, hopefully also knocking Devon down*

Trina: I'll stay grounded awhile too. Elanhil would want me to anyways.

Cuoash: Um...where am I?

Me: That one I missed...

Merashath: *swoops around wide to avoid the attacks, but his wing does still get bit when he comes back. He snaps out wildly*

Rodash: Um...

Me: You never were doing anything, so...

Devon: *gets knocked down* *clenched teeth* I told you it wasn't safe to grapple up here..... *uses his index finger to press on the pressure point behind Rinifer's ear*

Fallen: *is bored of all the fighting and wanders off by herself*

Me: 'Cause I'm still a little lost and I think it'll be easier to more or less start over.

Dai: You could always bring in a new character.

Me: Yeah...no. The most likely character to be grabbed at the moment is invincible, and I don't need another of those in here.

Fallen: Nothing wrong with being invincible. *sniffs*

Me: He's even more invincible than you are. And one of my most powerful characters of all time. He'd probably blow up the CI by mistake. Not happening.

Ark: You have a lot of normal human characters. You could get another one of them.

Me: Did you notice how little I did with Dai? This place can be really rough on normal human characters. Particularly since I don't do fights very well and I get frustrated if I lose a lot.

Ark: Fine, fine...but don't complain to us if you don't have characters doing anything at the moment.

Me: Deal. And sorry to everyone else who read my ramblings, since pretty much the only important things were said in the first two lines...

Lyna: *flips through my recent posts realizing I only seem to interact with Lady Aris and Ciela Rose... scans the crowd... flytacklehugs Shawn* Hi! I don't know you yet!

Me: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Lyna Frank...

Sylvia - (Waves at Leandra) I'm a normal human! And look, I'm still alive!

Ryan - Not if you draw attention to yourself like that.

Sylvia - I'm fine. See?

Ryan - Huh boy.

Ember - (Ducks Merashath's attack, and whacks him with his tail) Hey, are you angry now? C'mon! (Leaps, pounces on Merashath's back, then launches himself into the air)

Silver - He's going to die. (Jumps in surprise as the Suragore lands in the river next to her) Oh, hi! How's it been going, in the last five pages where we haven't interacted?

Ashrai - (Vanishes)

Me - It occured to me that my sole villain (other than Ash) has vanished.

Niarah - You lost Kuura'zan?

Me - That's about the size of it . . .

Ryan - Ok, in all the time we've been here, you've misplaced Silver, you lost Traxus and Sabre, and now you're missing a major villain? What's wrong with you?

Me - I'm a fantasy author.

Ryan - (thinks for a minute) Mhm, that would do it.

Shawn: *is surprised, but hugs Lyna back* "Hello! So, what do you like to do?:

Me: "Cat got your tongue?"

Shawn: "No..." *sticks out tongue* "Thee?"

Me: *headdesk* "Way to be mature."

Shawn: "You would do that."

Me: "I..." *changes the topic of conversation*

Jay: *chuckles* "You could say that. Mmhm? My contacts? Well... You'll just have to wait and see."

Me: *rubs eyes* "Pollen."

Jay: "While Sara was buying her cotton candy, I was looking around, trying to figure out how to get over to the Ferris wheel without seeming... unusual. Fortunately, it isn't very hard at a carnival. I was looking around, and I thought I saw someone out of the corner of my eye. When I turned to look, no one was there."

Raczr: *makes a move at Chayn's... elbow (or whatever the joint at her forearm is called) with his sword*

Wait how could he get inside Griffin's arms? He was pushing off the ground.

Post 777! Yeah!

Basic swimming motion. Very simple. And efficient.