Let the Court Jesters reign!

For your own entertainment and delight we invite you to display your creative abilities. Today is a day of pure hilarity and excitement. Bring all of your court festivities in here and let yourselves loose. General chattiness is accepted, and nothing gay and festive is off topic.

So bring out the Minstrels, the Jesters, and the Fools! Let the entertainment begin!

Yay! (That's a smiley doing a cartwheel...or the closest to it! )

I'm trying to contribute to the hilarity in subtle ways...is it working yet? General chatiness especially is very appealing to me.

eruheran

*Gold penguins fly into the air. They are reading books on how to fix cucumbers, each one with a different letter on the cover. They line up, and the letters spell "Happy Birth Day Holy Worlds!"*

And yes, birth day is two words. Bring on George the dragon.

*waggles eyebrows*

Yeah, me too. I am quite fond of general chattieness, in the same way that Hobbits are fond of food and drink.

*Bows* I take that as a compliment, m'lady. *cocks an eyebrow* Such a goofball, am I not?

It's only half of why I love you so much Lizzie!

Shame! A little yellow person waggling eyebrows??

*waggles eyebrows at Duchess*

I can't waggle my eyebrows. (is it just me or are those three smileys very, very similar?)

eruheran

(I wonder if I'll break 1,000 posts today...I hope so! )

eruheran

I just realized that you are the official celebrator, eruhuran!

Interesting title. Anyone know any shortcuts for prepositional phrases?

I love the official Celebrator bar!

Aw, I love you too, Airianna.

I will say it again, that is very cool, eruheran!

Me: All right Dani, sing!

Dani: Happy birth day, happy birthday, happy, happy birth day to you, Holy Worlds!

Me: Nice job!

Dani: I think I'll stay and watch now. This should be fun!

Not bad, not bad at all. My singing would scare everyone away. By the way, this is me:

How 'bout I just post a conversation I had with me, myself, and I last night.

Okay. So now I'm talking to myself.



Hi, Forly!



Oh, hey there Luke! Is P-Nut joining us tonight?



No, he's got a stuffy nose. The wimp. Anyway, it'll be easier when there's just two of us.



I'll say. I don't know how the collective consciousness, otherwise known as Matthew, keeps us all straight



Haha. Well, I'm the serious writer side of him.



Right. Luke. Serious sounding name.



Mhmm. Which makes you, Forly, the big, socially dumb part.



Hey!



It's true.



sigh And P-Nut?



He's the comedian. Duh



Boy, I'm glad he isn't around tonight.



Hey, Luke, Forly, what's up?



Luke: Gah! Three persons in one!



P-Nut: Yeah, what's Matthew trying to do, impersonate God or something?



Forly: He does that already. A couple nights ago he had Luke kill nine innocent people in 3,000 words



Luke: They were fictional.



P-Nut: Of course. He's too wimpy to kill real people:



Forly: Too SMART, Nutsy.



P-Nut:



Luke: I wonder if the other people will see this in the morning.



Matthew (collective): I hope so!



Forly: Why? So they can see that the only person we can successfully interact with socially is ourselves?



P-Nut: Y'all are sounding a bit schizo here



Luke: Well so are you.



Forly: We ALL are, because we're all parts of Matthre (collective)

*Matthew

I can't type when it's late.



Luke: I do all my typing late.



P-Nut: Yeah, Matthew can only bring himself to write depressing stuff when he feels depressed, so he simulates that by staying up till 2 a.m.



Matthew (collective): You know what? I'm tired. And it's only 8:22. Time to watch Spiderman or something.



Luke: Oh, I love those movies!



Forly: Me too!



P-Nut: Me too!



Matthew (collective): Shut up, guys. Sorry about that, everyone. I'm switching back into single-personality mode now.



So, what do we talk about? I mean I. What do I talk about?



Well, I think I've been on the internet quite long enough, don't I?



Yes, I agree with me

Are there any other official celebrators?

Very interesting conversation.

LOL

Hi, all!

What exactly does "official celebrator" entail? Is that like party host? Leader of the festival?

Take up my charge, if you dare!
Dragon Egg

Luke, that's hilarious.

So, what is an official celebrator? And what else is new in the forum?

Hmm... Why does it vibrate?

* glances up* Oh, sorry! Good books... you know how hard they are to put down. So... what are we talking about? Oh, yes - funny, jesters, etc. etc. etc.

Hm... I really don't know what to say. I'm quirky, but is that really considered funny? I don't think so. I'm also insane at times (aka imaginative), but does that really count on a forum where everyone possess some extent of insanity? No, not really.

Oh, I know! I'll tell a joke. Knock, knock...

Whose there??

*cough*Whistles innocently...Official Celebrator? It's a self-proclaimed title, thank you very much, and I have no intention of usurping anyone's authority. But where is that punch? Elanhil promised it twenty minutes ago! No, Airanna, stack those folding chairs over there so we can fit more things in. Oh, yes, Shawn, just put those boxes over there...we were hoping to finish the fall cleaning before the party but it will have to wait. Wait, what are all these eggs. Um, no, never mind, just rush those boxes to Airanna and Jaynin . Where is that fireworks dragon? I'm paying him ten bucks an hour and he's fifteen minutes late! He said he'd be here at 9:15!

eruheran

I can hear you saying that in a British accent, Eruheran. I just burst out laughing! Hilarious!

Very well, pip pip and toodle-oo and all that rot, wot? George, you pesky dragon! You were hiding in the boot of my auto eating cucumbers. Get in here! No one will bite!

eruheran

*peals of laughter come from the computer room, much to the bewilderment of others*

Oooohhh... You've heard it before.

LOL to both Shawn and Celestria!

eruheran

*stomps foot* No Official Celebrator! I wanted those boxes over there!

No, Ms. Marcher Lord, you distinctly told me, "Boxes by the sound booth!" You can't go changing your own orders, miss. That's not the way we do things in the Royal Marines, no ma'am. *Salutes* But I am awaiting your orders!

eruheran

i brought you the illegal fireworks, you know, the big ones. Where do you want them?

@ Eruheran

Now I get to use that smiley!

@Varon: oooh! I'll take them, we need to keep them hidden from the big red guy.

Oh dear, Airianna with fireworks. Avoid the plants, please.

Oh yes, thank you, Colonel. Just put those on the stage, over there, by the spotlights. On second thought, give them to George, he's made of fireworks, he'll know what to do with them. Hurry up people, two minutes to twelve! Let's move!

eruheran

ILLEGAL!!! That's not right... not right at all! But umm... now that you mention them. How big are they? We might need to borrow someone's dragon to get those things lit.

Oh, about fifty pounds.

Here you go. Now I need to go find the raw, unpickled pickles. Anyone seen them lately?

George, over here! Got any matches?

eruheran

They use electric detonators.

*falls over from the sheer weight of the fireworks handed to her*

Oh. Well that's not as much fun, old chap, is it? In the Navy we wouldn't have stood for such wishy-washy stuff as Electricity! No Sir!

eruheran

Watch out for the plants! Phew, you didn't crush them. Ooh, this should be explosive. I might hide.

Posh-tosh. I got these from the er, army Just don't tell them that.

Now, about those raw pickles...

Hmm. I'd reckon ye should look in tha' sci fi forum. They own the freshest choice of produce around here, laddie! (I know, that was a bad accent. Oh, you'll never guess how they say "aluminum" in England!)

I was in fact just there, dear fellow, preparing the ceremony.

A-lu-min'-ee-um.