Poo-flinging Rainbow Llamas

Seer of Endor · **Joined:** February 16th, 2010, 10:36 pm **Posts:** 2603

You asked for it and now you've got it! A worldbuilding post about poo-flinging rainbow llamas!

I honestly doubt that any of you will ever need to use this, but it's what the most people voted for so here it is

The first thing you have decide is what exactly are rainbow llamas? There are several possibilities to work with here. The most obvious is they are simply llamas with multi-colored fur. Other options include elemental spirits/creatures of rainbows, llamas that somehow live on/in/nearby rainbows, or some combination of any of the above. And these are just a few possibilities.

Once you've figured out what rainbow llamas are, you next have to figure out the whole poo-flinging thing. First you need to consider how it is that rainbow llamas fling poo. Do they have extra-long tails to aid them in this? Do they kick-fling it with their hooves? How do they fling poo?
Then you have to figure out why they fling poo? Is it a sign of aggression? A sign of acceptance? A

mating ritual? Why do they fling poo?

Well, not much I'm afraid, but hopefully it's enough to help you thoroughly develop poo-flinging rainbow llamas for your world

Airianna Valenshia · **Posted:** June 9th, 2012, 8:49 pm

*laughs uproariously * Only you, Jem. Only you.

Seabird Mimetes · **Posted:** June 9th, 2012, 9:08 pm

Suiauthon Mimetes · **Posted:** June 9th, 2012, 10:03 pm

I'm using this the next time Poo-flinging Rainbow Llamas enter into my story.

Aleena Mimetes · **Posted:** June 9th, 2012, 10:08 pm

You have brought excellence and professionalism to the crucial topic of poo flinging rainbow llamas.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** June 10th, 2012, 5:27 am

Priceless!

Calista Bethelle · **Joined:** February 10th, 2011, 9:15 pm **Posts:** 3095

Oh no....who put you up to this, Jordan, or did you start it yourself? XD

Airianna Valenshia · **Posted:** June 10th, 2012, 4:10 pm

So long as you do not steal it.

Idril Aravis Mimetes · **Posted:** June 11th, 2012, 1:44 am

*laughs so hard until she cries*

Willow Wenial Mimetes · **Joined:** September 27th, 2009, 1:28 pm **Posts:** 1588

Oh, oh, oh, man...

Tears are streaming down my cheeks. Awesome.

Thx!

Aldara · **Posted:** June 17th, 2012, 4:47 pm

Evidently, these llamas create rainbows. I would have to say that they have wings, and those wings are in fact shimmery and colourful. However, they also fly about after rain and paint the rainbow.
As for the poo-flinging, it's probably a sign of agression. Their front hooves are shaped so that they scoop easily, and that is how they go about it. They likely use this tactic to scare off Thunderstorm Iguanas.

Cheyenne · **Posted:** June 21st, 2012, 10:12 pm

xD

Well, you see, *adjusts highly professional looking monocle* the rainbow llamas are so named because they create rainbows. In reality, the llamas are highly intelligent beings composed of sparkly, glitter-like water molecules. However, when they fling their excrement, the molecules catch the light so that it produces a rainbow. Hence the poo-flinging rainbow llamas.

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

Oh, Seer.

*headdesk*

*headdesk* *headdesk*

Elanhil · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2012, 2:17 am

When I see a topic called 'Poo-finging Rainbow Llamas' and look to the right, why am I not surprised to see Seer's name as the topic author? Why?

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

Is that a trick question?

I don't think anyone was surprised.

Calista Bethelle · **Joined:** February 10th, 2011, 9:15 pm **Posts:** 3095

Hahahahahahahaha!

So true...

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** July 25th, 2012, 7:31 pm

* busts out laughing * Jordan, only you...

Lady Fluffyface · **Joined:** June 5th, 2012, 6:24 pm **Posts:** 86

*contemplates whether or not she should continue telling people that Seer is her big bro* Only one person could write that in such a way as to make it seem slightly mature.

*Flings poo at Seer*

Suiauthon Mimetes · **Posted:** July 28th, 2012, 8:56 pm

What did that signify, Lady Fluffyface? A sign of acceptance or something similar, I hope.

Lady Fluffyface · **Joined:** June 5th, 2012, 6:24 pm **Posts:** 86

Hm.............It signifies that I thought it was cool and I think my bro is super silly sometimes.

Suiauthon Mimetes · **Posted:** July 30th, 2012, 10:59 am

*grins*

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

Sometimes?

Lady Fluffyface · **Joined:** June 5th, 2012, 6:24 pm **Posts:** 86

Oops.

My bad. He's super silly 24/7. Is that right?

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

Much better.

Lady Fluffyface · **Joined:** June 5th, 2012, 6:24 pm **Posts:** 86

Yay

So where do Poo-flinging Rainbow Llamas live? And what do they eat?

Seer of Endor · **Joined:** February 16th, 2010, 10:36 pm **Posts:** 2603

Lady Fluffyface wrote:

Oops.

My bad. He's super silly 24/7. Is that right?

Not entirely accurate, believe it or not

Seer of Endor · **Joined:** February 16th, 2010, 10:36 pm **Posts:** 2603

You don't want to know.

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

Mimetes the Seer wrote:

Lady Fluffyface wrote:

Oops.

My bad. He's super silly 24/7. Is that right?

Not entirely accurate, believe it or not

Well, much closer than sometimes, at least, I would think...

Calista Bethelle · **Joined:** February 10th, 2011, 9:15 pm **Posts:** 3095

*Laughs at the entirety of this thread*

Lady Fluffyface · **Joined:** June 5th, 2012, 6:24 pm **Posts:** 86

*waits for Seer to answer her questions*

Seer of Endor · **Joined:** February 16th, 2010, 10:36 pm **Posts:** 2603

You clearly didn't read my post. I said nothing about them. I merely posted questions that one would have to ask if one was to use poo-flinging rainbow llamas in your world. Your questions are also ones that those using poo-flinging rainbow llamas in their worlds would need to answer. So, I have no intention to answer your questions, dear sister.

Elly · **Joined:** October 22nd, 2010, 7:58 am **Posts:** 4197

PrincessoftheKing · **Posted:** August 19th, 2012, 6:37 pm

Wow... *can't catch her breath long enough to say anything else*

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

BushMaid · **Posted:** September 10th, 2012, 4:51 pm

JJ, this is Seer. This is what he does, don't be too worried.

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

XDDD Thanks for the warning.

BushMaid · **Posted:** September 11th, 2012, 4:38 pm

Just... don't go watch his video of having a five way conversation with himself.

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

I already did...

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

I hope your guts didn't bust.

Mine may have...

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

They did.

BushMaid · **Posted:** September 11th, 2012, 7:11 pm

J. Grace Pennington · **Joined:** July 19th, 2011, 2:35 pm **Posts:** 1988

Za just showed me this.

*doesn't admit she's been cracking up at thread*

BushMaid · **Posted:** September 18th, 2012, 5:34 pm

Ahh, but did you watch the video?

J. Grace Pennington · **Joined:** July 19th, 2011, 2:35 pm **Posts:** 1988

Yep.

Danko Sandai · **Posted:** October 23rd, 2012, 11:02 pm

I'm not sure about poo-flinging, but I will definitely use rainbow Llamas (Other then Danko Sandai my usernames are suger_llama or llamadox)
Thanks for the thread.

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