That was so weird.

I know right?

I think squishing Danko with a giant doughnut was a bit overkill.

Guys! PM me if you are in chat and this awesome stuff is happening! I need to laugh more!!

Will do!

Maiden Elly Mimetes said:
Ciela:
:rofl: :rofl:
Sir William Kondrael said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:50 pm
:rofl:
Maiden Elly Mimetes said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:51 pm
"Use the Force, Eragon!" :rofl:
Maiden Elly Mimetes said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:53 pm
*has decided that has made her day* :rofl: That and the Star Wars/Eragon plot summary, which is a little long to post here. (But you can probably guess it starts out, "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away/A long time ago, in a land far, far away". :rofl: )
NotThatShort Mimetes said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:53 pm
:rofl: Paolini didn't have very much name creativity. Eragon sounds like Aragorm, Brom is a broom, Orik is like the Oreck brand of vaccuum cleaners, Sapphira is a play on the gem sapphire , etc, etc, etc...
NotThatShort Mimetes said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:53 pm
*Aragorn
NotThatShort Mimetes said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:54 pm
Although I admire his made-up languages.
NotThatShort Mimetes said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:55 pm
And his storyline's not bad.
NotThatShort Mimetes said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:55 pm
Very slow in places, though. I could barely get through the beginning of Eldest.
Maiden Elly Mimetes said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:56 pm
In a galaxy far, far away/in a land far, far away/but another ring was made... Obi-Wan Kenobi/Brom tells Eragon/Aragorn to "use the Force!" :rofl:
Maiden Elly Mimetes said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:56 pm
(Okay, the "another ring" doesn't quite fit. :roll: )
Maiden Elly Mimetes said: (Profile) Sat May 05, 2012 1:56 pm
*realizes she just made a bad pun* ^ :P

When I fell off a cliff...

That was really funny!

Ahahahahaha!

SO FUNNY

Why have I never come in this room before? LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
There is a quoted chat with me in it!!!
Viarri, are you alright?!
Yes, I was somewhat bored, and no one was answering me...

Que?

*is too lazy to try to read Spanish right now*

Same here!

It was terrible Spanish anyway. My best language besides English is American Sign Language.

When my world became gushy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! that was hilarious!!! You should put the rest of the conversation in here, Viarrio!

The rest, was just plain weird.

Exactly!!!

I meant when it came to swimming.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

45 minutes of bored procrastination.

Just so no one gets confused, Manda (Gandalf) turned me into a frog, I'll post that next.

[img]Nemo kept changing her name, and she made us think it wasn't her.
List of Nemo's names:
Froggy Twin of INTS
Connie Kendall, PI
Cpt. Nemo T. Mimetes
Third Little Piggy
Cpt. Nemo T. Mimetes
Cpt. of Lollipop Guild
Fenton Hardy
Mary Poppins
Captasin America
Sherlock Holmes
Quite Amused
Okay, I did it.

[/img]

That was sooooo much fun! That is one to remember. *nod nod*

Ah, typos.

Don't Ever Give Seer A Parrot
(And also the full story behind the curry and parrot and Seer in a cauldron)

Aliza Rose Mimetes - How are you tonight? *Throws Seer a parrot*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:41 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - Haven't seen you in here in awhile. How've you been?
Tue May 15, 2012 8:41 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Yay! A parrot! *grabs cauldron*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:42 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - I saw Seer yesterday,
Tue May 15, 2012 8:42 pm
Mimetes the Seer - @Aliza - I'm well
Tue May 15, 2012 8:42 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:42 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Uh-oh.... o.O
Tue May 15, 2012 8:42 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Though briefly.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:42 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - That's good!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:42 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - I hope you are not planning to cook the bird... o.O
Tue May 15, 2012 8:42 pm
Mimetes the Seer - @Amaris - Last four months was a crazy semester
Tue May 15, 2012 8:43 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Don't cook the parrot!!! *rescues birdy* I've seen too many birds die... *strokes parrot*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:43 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Of course not! The bird is going to cook me, silly!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:43 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Oh, I understand now. :rofl:
Tue May 15, 2012 8:44 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Well then, why are you willingly grabbing the cauldron?!?!?!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:44 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Parrots are the best chefs when it comes to cooking people properly. I thought everyone knew that.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:44 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Well, thank you for educating us on that. :rofl:
Tue May 15, 2012 8:45 pm
Mimetes the Seer - I've been waiting for a long time for a parrot to come along to cook me properly
Tue May 15, 2012 8:45 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - But won't the cooking of you be rather unpleasant?
Tue May 15, 2012 8:45 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - Yes, someone else who calls people "silly"!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:45 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Well then, Short, perhaps you should let the parrot do it's job.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:45 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Euletheria has already made me into muffins
Tue May 15, 2012 8:45 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - I call people silly all the time!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:45 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Manda calls me Goose because I call her a silly goose.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:45 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Hehe! I call people "silly" sometimes.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:46 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Being cooked by a parrot can't be any worse than that
Tue May 15, 2012 8:46 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Good ol' E.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:46 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Oh! Well, I suppose you are safe then.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:46 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *really should go type...* You guys need to stop being so awesome and distracting... :rofl:
Tue May 15, 2012 8:46 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - *laughs*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:46 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - *Takes parrot from Short and gives it back to Seer so the parrot can cook him*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:46 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Ok :salute: *ceases to exist*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:46 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - I approve.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:47 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - :rofl: @Short
Tue May 15, 2012 8:47 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - o.O
Tue May 15, 2012 8:47 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Though I want to cuddle the bird some more...
Tue May 15, 2012 8:47 pm
Mimetes the Seer - *pops back into existence long enough to be cooked*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:47 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - o.O @Seer
Tue May 15, 2012 8:47 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - @Seer: NOOOOOOO
Tue May 15, 2012 8:47 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Don't leave the realm of existence!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:47 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Oh, and has anyone else seen the picture of baby Lauser! ^-^
Tue May 15, 2012 8:48 pm
Mimetes the Seer - I'm back *points up to previous post*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:48 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *?
Tue May 15, 2012 8:48 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - I've seen it.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:48 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Existence lives in a realm? o.O
Tue May 15, 2012 8:48 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Baby Brendan has a picture on the web already!? :dieshappy:
Tue May 15, 2012 8:48 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Yes, I have! So adorable! ^_^
Tue May 15, 2012 8:48 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Yes but you're letting the parrot cook you. You're about to die by being boiled in a cauldron!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:49 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Yes! I'll find him! ^_^
Tue May 15, 2012 8:49 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - He is adorable.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:49 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Yeah, Sian (I don't know how to make the little arch over the I) sent it to me.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:49 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Here he is! https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-U81E ... Brendy.jpg
Tue May 15, 2012 8:49 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - She posted it on google+
Tue May 15, 2012 8:49 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Awwwww....
Tue May 15, 2012 8:50 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Cutest baby ever!!!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:50 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Well, besides me... HAHA just kidding.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:50 pm
Kermit the Amphibian - All Lauser babies are the cutest ever. Haha.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:51 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Ok, now back to being cooked! *hops into the cauldron*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:51 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - :rofl:
Tue May 15, 2012 8:51 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - I have to run along, folks.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:51 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Baby Lausers are cute. :D
Tue May 15, 2012 8:51 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Oh no! I forgot to build a fire under the cauldron!!!!! :shock:
Tue May 15, 2012 8:51 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Bye Amaris! *hugs*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:52 pm
Mimetes the Seer - By, Grace! God bless!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:52 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - Bye, Seer! Good to see you, God bless!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:52 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - Bye Short! *hugs back*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:52 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *soaks all the wood so Seer can't light it* I refuse to let the parrot cook you. >_>
Tue May 15, 2012 8:52 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - That might be a good idea, Seer. o.O
Tue May 15, 2012 8:52 pm
Mimetes the Seer - *climbs out of the cauldron, builds a fire under it, hangs the cauldron over it and then climbs back in*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:52 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Bye Grace! *hugs*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:52 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Now I'm ready to be cooked
Tue May 15, 2012 8:53 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - Bye, Azlyn! *hugs back*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:53 pm
Lady Amaris Mimetes - *vanishes*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:53 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Parrot: BrAAAWK Wind in your sails! (PotC reference)
Tue May 15, 2012 8:53 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Did you not see, Seer (haha), I soaked all the wood with water, it is unlightable.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:53 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - *Sits down to watch Seer*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:53 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Chat: Eek! Now I'm going to reek of boiled Seer for a week!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:54 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *points up*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:54 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - And then there were four...
Tue May 15, 2012 8:54 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes -
Tue May 15, 2012 8:54 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - I can't do anything but just sit here and laugh...
Tue May 15, 2012 8:54 pm
Mimetes the Seer - I found dry wood. I's a resourceful Seer
Tue May 15, 2012 8:55 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - By the way, I just remembered I am a frog. *thwacks invisible Manda*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:55 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Notice the word "all", Seer.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:55 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Chat: You finally come back to visit me and now I'm losing you to a parrot with a cauldron
Tue May 15, 2012 8:55 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - So you soaked all the wood in the world? :rofl:
Tue May 15, 2012 8:55 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Ribbit. Manda is Gandalf, and therefore she turned me into a frog because I had never seen the TV show Once Upon A Time.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:56 pm
Mimetes the Seer - I'm a Council Member, I can import wood into the chat universe
Tue May 15, 2012 8:56 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - @Iza YES!!!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:56 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Hi Elina!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:56 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - I soaked allt he wood in the universe, virtual, technical, actual, and all other "al"s.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:56 pm
Mimetes the Seer - My wood isn't from this world :twisted: Thus you couldn't have wettened it :twisted:
Tue May 15, 2012 8:56 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - I haven't me you, Emmalina!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm
Emmalina Cedar - Howdy!
Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Does the universe not include all worlds? o.O
Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *met
Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm
Mimetes the Seer - It's from another universe, I imported it after you wettened all the other wood
Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Hi! Would anyone like to inform her of my nicknames?
Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm
Emmalina Cedar - *giggles*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Since I am rather tired of typing them every time I meet someone. XD
Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Now will you kindly let an old Council Member be cooked in peace?
Tue May 15, 2012 8:58 pm
Emmalina Cedar - What's going on? Who's cooking you Seer.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:58 pm
Emmalina Cedar - ?
Tue May 15, 2012 8:58 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Shorty, Short, Shortie, Shortzie, NTS, imnot, The Tall One, TTO, Eliz.. Am I missing anything?
Tue May 15, 2012 8:58 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - @Seer: Grr... *gets out firehose* Nope. *squirts fire with magical water that is immune to and overpowers all other magical charms*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:58 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - A parrot is cooking him. And Shorty is trying to stop Seer from being cooked.
Tue May 15, 2012 8:59 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - NotThat, That Short, Notty...
Tue May 15, 2012 8:59 pm
Mimetes the Seer - *shakes his White Council Members robes and the fire re-ignites*
Tue May 15, 2012 8:59 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Shorti....
Tue May 15, 2012 8:59 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - EEP! Now YOU're burning?! *continues deluge*
Tue May 15, 2012 9:00 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Parrot: *Prepares spices*
Tue May 15, 2012 9:00 pm
Emmalina Cedar - Ah. I like.
Tue May 15, 2012 9:00 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Oh, okay! I got most of them.
Tue May 15, 2012 9:00 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Short Stuff
Tue May 15, 2012 9:00 pm
Mimetes the Seer - *hopes the Parrot uses Curry* Curried Seer sounds delicious
Tue May 15, 2012 9:00 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - You plan on eating yourself? o.O
Tue May 15, 2012 9:01 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Gross.
Tue May 15, 2012 9:01 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Parrot: *Takes our curry*
Tue May 15, 2012 9:01 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Nope. But I want to taste good so that others enjoy eating me.
Tue May 15, 2012 9:01 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - HEY! That parrot took my curry! :evil:
Tue May 15, 2012 9:01 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - out*
Tue May 15, 2012 9:01 pm
Emmalina Cedar - Seer, if you get cooked, who will replace you as a Council Member? :beg:
Tue May 15, 2012 9:01 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Oh! After I'm done cooking, we should save some and send it to Jay! *nods*
Tue May 15, 2012 9:02 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - LOLOLOL I love Iza's typos.

Tue May 15, 2012 9:02 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Eww! Seer, I'll let the parrot cook you, but I am not going to eat you! :P

Tue May 15, 2012 9:02 pm
Emmalina Cedar - Me either! :P

Tue May 15, 2012 9:02 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Ooooh... I'm sure Jay will love that. :rofl:

Tue May 15, 2012 9:02 pm
Mimetes the Seer - @Emmalina - I'll have one of my other personalities take charge of my Council duties

Tue May 15, 2012 9:02 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - My fingers move too fast. :P

Tue May 15, 2012 9:02 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Curried Seer will be a welcome refreshment during his times of trial... (bad pun)

Tue May 15, 2012 9:03 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Parrot: *dumps curry on Seer's head*

Tue May 15, 2012 9:03 pm
Mimetes the Seer - *chuckles*

Tue May 15, 2012 9:03 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes -

Tue May 15, 2012 9:03 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - XDDD

Tue May 15, 2012 9:04 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - :rofl: ! I missed that part before!

Tue May 15, 2012 9:04 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - I can't stop laughing!!!

Tue May 15, 2012 9:04 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Parrot: SQAWK! *Parrot puts Short's curry on Seer*

Tue May 15, 2012 9:04 pm
Mimetes the Seer - Well...looks like I'll have to cook overnight. I've got yard work to do in the morning and a 7yo brother that will come jump on me at 5:30.

Tue May 15, 2012 9:04 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Well, we might as well cook you now, then.

Tue May 15, 2012 9:05 pm
Mimetes the Seer - *grabs a pillow and curls up in the Cauldron, breathing through a snorkel so that he doesn't drown before he's done being cooked*

Tue May 15, 2012 9:05 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *thwacks parrot* I want my curry back!!!

Tue May 15, 2012 9:05 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Parrot: *Adds in extra spices and dumplings* Me: Wait, is he making Seer Soup? :shock:

Tue May 15, 2012 9:06 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Goodnight! I hope your subconscious remembers to breathe through the snorkel!

Tue May 15, 2012 9:06 pm
Mimetes the Seer - G'night my lovely Jesus-sisters! See yall around!

Tue May 15, 2012 9:06 pm
Mimetes the Seer - God bless!

Tue May 15, 2012 9:06 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Parrot: *Throws curry at Short* !

Tue May 15, 2012 9:07 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - Bye!

Tue May 15, 2012 9:07 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - *Curry covers Short*

Tue May 15, 2012 9:08 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *is splattered with curry* That's is. I'm leaving. I have more important typing to do than in a place where I get curry stolen from me and then thrown at me!!! *storms off*

Tue May 15, 2012 9:08 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Bye! I really should go type. Don't do anything epic without me, y'all hear? :evil:

Tue May 15, 2012 9:09 pm
Aliza Rose Mimetes - *Parrot stirs soup* I wonder what Seer Soup tastes like... Maybe we will have to save Jay some.

Definitely one of the best!!! Especially the typo in which the parrot took our curry!

Baby Lauser is too cute!!! 8D

In which Samstar and I decide to make Brendan king of Ireland.
(The other conversations were removed for ease of reading)

Samstarrett - And while we're talking nationality, let's give it up for the Irish!
Amanda Kondrael - Irish are cool. They dance epically. XD
Lady Kitra Mimetes - Ra, ra, ra! *is Irish nobility*
Amanda Kondrael - (and that is the full extent of my knowledge of the Irish)
Dalet - *bows*
Amanda Kondrael - I thought you were an Aussie, Kitra.
Samstarrett - @Lady Kitra Really? *raises eyebrow*
Samstarrett - Eireann go brach!
Samstarrett - @Amanda Aussies are descended from British criminals. Some substantial portion of those must have been Irish.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - I can be an Aussie and still have a heritage.
Amanda Kondrael - Yeah, but you sounded like you were currently Irish nobility. XD Like, heir to the throne, or whatever they have. XD
Samstarrett - @Amanda "Eireann Go Brach" is Irish for "Ireland Forever"
Lady Kitra Mimetes - See, the Irish weren't doing so well then, so my ancestor moved with his nanny and she adopted him.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - His parents probably died...
Amanda Kondrael - Oh. Figures.
Samstarrett - @Amanda The Irish haven't had a native king in centuries, and there'd be no way to determine who "would be king" now, since they didn't have a hereditary monarchy in the strict sense.
Samstarrett - ATM they're a republic; before that they were in personal union/complete union on and off with Britain.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - Brendan would be king. He told me so.
Samstarrett - But there are still Irish Clan Chiefs; Lady Kitra could be related to one of those.
Samstarrett - @Lady Kitra, Tanistry doesn't work like that.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - *nods* I have a mead hall.
Amanda Kondrael - Yes, Brendan would be king and we would all fly in terror...
Lady Kitra Mimetes - No, I'm already his subject, because I'm of noble Irish blood.
Amanda Kondrael - You would still flee in terror, I think.
Samstarrett - And I'm of probably-not-noble Irish blood, but I would support Brendan for Ard Righ, FWIW.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - No, I'm more the co-conspirator type.
Amanda Kondrael - Ah, So you would be beside Brendan, telling him how to get the rest of us to flee in terror... I get it now.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - Hurray. Samstar and I can be campaign managers!
Lady Kitra Mimetes - *nods* Exactly.
Thu May 24, 2012 9:45 pm
Samstarrett - I hope by "campaign" you mean the fire-and-sword kind, and not the "lies and TV commercials" kind.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - He appreciates my brilliantly twisted ideas.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - Lies are beneath us. Fire is much better.
Amanda Kondrael - Eeep. o.o
Samstarrett - Oh yeah. I am so in! You think Brendan will make me Duke of something for my loyal service?
Lady Kitra Mimetes - *goes to grab her claymore for good measure*
RedWing Mimetes -
Amanda Kondrael - You have a real claymore?
Samstarrett - Maybe I can get some grouchy Scottish Highlanders to help us! Those guys are always looking for a fight, esp. against the English!
Lady Kitra Mimetes - *polishes Thelian* Yes, I have.
Amanda Kondrael - Epic!
NotThatShort Mimetes - What is a claymore?
Amanda Kondrael - A big sword.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - Brendan already has a host of dark creatures to play with... I wonder how the highlanders would take to that.
Amanda Kondrael - An Irish big sword, I think.
Dalet - SWORD! *swings said object*
Lady Kitra Mimetes - Scottish, but yes. Utterly massive.
Samstarrett - @Amanda Nay, I think it's more famously associated with our less civilized brothers the Scots.
Dalet - ^affirm.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - *nods* Won in battle, naturally.
Amanda Kondrael - Right. Irish, Scottish, close enough to the same thing...
Amanda Kondrael - Uncivilized people with big swords.
Dalet - *long scholarly face to match Kitra's*
Lady Kitra Mimetes - Said the American.
Samstarrett - Ahem. The Irish are eminently civilized. Perhaps you are unfamiliar with our ancient poetic tradition, our custodianship of the Gaelic tongue, our drin...never mind that last one.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - (in retaliation to the uncivilized comment, that is)
Amanda Kondrael - Drinks. Yeah, that's the part I've heard about.
Amanda Kondrael - We be not uncivilized!
Amanda Kondrael - We use bigger guns. XD
Samstarrett - Yeah, yeah. Count yourself lucky. God invented alcohol to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
RedWing Mimetes - Yes. XD
Amanda Kondrael - *dies laughing*
NotThatShort Mimetes - LOL
Lady Kitra Mimetes - And then God invented Saint Patrick...
NotThatShort Mimetes - BAM!
Thu May 24, 2012 9:55 pm
Samstarrett - Well, the culinary side of things might suffer...
Thu May 24, 2012 9:55 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Corned beef? Cabbage? Soda bread? I wouldn't mind!
Lady Kitra Mimetes - *loves Irish food*
NotThatShort Mimetes - And chocolate scones for dessert... ^-^
Amanda Kondrael - Cabbage. Cabbage is evil.
Samstarrett - Cabbage is evil. Yes. Love me some corned beef, though.
Lady Kitra Mimetes - Kraut is unsavory. Cabbage is divine.
Amanda Kondrael - Cabbage is evil. Coleslaw is evil. Kraut is pure evil horribleness.
NotThatShort Mimetes - Sauerkraut-yuck. Cabbage=tasty, with the right seasoning.
Kermit the Amphibian - Hey, there's a restaurant out here with some really awesome coleslaw.
Samstarrett - Sauerkraut = good.
NotThatShort Mimetes - I rather like coleslaw. >.>
Kermit the Amphibian - And I cook up some pretty awesome steamed cabbage myself.
NotThatShort Mimetes - KFC. KFC has AMAZING coleslaw.
RedWing Mimetes - I like cabbage. XD
Lady Kitra Mimetes - Brussel sprouts are where my heart truly lies.

That's me...silent and lurkish until somebody insults coleslaw.

*is 1/4 Irish*

Hahaha!!!

That was definitely interesting. And I now understand it, with the other two or three or eight conversations removed...

The Day King Saul Found Out The Hard Way



(Spelling/punctuation edited, unnecessary chats removed.)

....Oye! That's not good! Poor Camerie! O.o

I'm part Scottish...Do I have to flee in terror?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Has anyone summoned Inesdar yet? He should see this.

Backstory: Shorty posted a comment in chat that appeared to be empty, but really contained some invisible words. Among other topics of discussion, this exchange was held...


Samstarrett - How did you send an empty message?

NotThatShort Mimetes - I'll never tell!

NotThatShort Mimetes - Don't tell him, Luke, pleeease!!!

Kermit the Amphibian - Invisible words, Sam. You mean you can't see them?

Samstarrett - @Kermit Look up "invisible."

Kermit the Amphibian - Invisible: Impossible or nearly impossible to see; imperceptible by the eye; Not prominent or readily noticeable

NotThatShort Mimetes - That was fast.

NotThatShort Mimetes - Had that one memorized, did you?

Kermit the Amphibian - Computer dictionary.

Kermit the Amphibian - Her 'empty' post actually had a sentence in it, Sam.

Samstarrett - I highlighted it; still couldn't see anything.

Samstarrett - Ah, found it!

Samstarrett - I don't quite know how you did it, though. I'm guessing you made the font the same color as the background, but then how come it didn't show up when highlighted?

Kermit the Amphibian - Nope, not the font color.

NotThatShort Mimetes - Stop giving him hints, Kermy! Or, rather, disproving his theories!

Samstarrett - NTS is one of those people who loves to know something someone else doesn't. Aren't you?

NotThatShort Mimetes - Quite right.

Kermit the Amphibian - Okay, no more hints. Font size 1 is...well, too small to be seen.

NotThatShort Mimetes - I know something you don't know!

Kermit the Amphibian - Not anymore!

NotThatShort Mimetes - HEY! Matt is no longer awesome. >.>

Kermit the Amphibian - 0:) You said no more hints.

NotThatShort Mimetes - I said don't tell him in the first place. And then I said don't give hints.

NotThatShort Mimetes - You're the kind of person who likes to find and exploit loopholes, aren't you, Matt?

Kermit the Amphibian - I had to do one or the other.

Samstarrett - I want to hire a person like that to do my taxes.

NotThatShort Mimetes - You had to do nothing of the sort. -_-

Kermit the Amphibian - Oh yes. Because I'm honest and cannot let a fellow man wander around lost to the truth.

Samstarrett - Bless you, brother.

Kermit the Amphibian -

NotThatShort Mimetes - >.>

Kermit the Amphibian - And yes, I'm a highly experienced exploiter of loopholes. I did that in math...they'd teach me one way to do something, and I'd go right ahead and figure out a faster, easier way, and then later in the book they'd teach me the faster, easier way, and I'd just laugh at them.

Samstarrett - O Great Teacher, what must I do to become a master of esoteric chat room arts like thou?

Samstarrett - @Kermit LOL.

NotThatShort Mimetes - Be green?

NotThatShort Mimetes - And be an amphibian.

NotThatShort Mimetes - Which you cannot-the second part, anyway.

Samstarrett - I think that's invitation-only. And I'm not sure I'd want the responsibility anyway.

Samstarrett - Of being a mod, not an amphibian.

NotThatShort Mimetes - I know it's invitation only.

Kermit the Amphibian - Oh, being an amphibian is much harder. Do you know how hard it is to find a girl willing to kiss a frog? Nigh on impossible, I tell you.

Samstarrett - @Kermit I'm sure. But I don't think I'm likely to get an amphibian invite.

NotThatShort Mimetes - HEY! I'm a frog as well-Amanda (aka Gandalf) turned me into one, and ever since, we've been trying to find me a prince to kiss.

Kermit the Amphibian - Ah, ah...It's not so much finding someone to kiss as finding someone who will love me forever like...this...

And then later...Mods with memory-erasing powers!


Samstarrett - Going to watch Dr. Who. Will be on intermittently for the next 45 mins or so.

Kermit the Amphibian - Okay. What episode?

Samstarrett - The Girl Who Waited.

Kermit the Amphibian - THAT ONE IS SO GOOOOD

NotThatShort Mimetes - Is that the one with little Amy?

Kermit the Amphibian - No, that's the one with old Amy

NotThatShort Mimetes - Huh?

NotThatShort Mimetes - It's the one with young Amy, and the hole in the wall...

Kermit the Amphibian - It's where Amy is trapped in a faster moving time stream and she ages 36 years in the time it takes them to come to rescue her...

Kermit the Amphibian - It was 36, right?

NotThatShort Mimetes - Oh. Never mind...

Samstarrett - Don't tell me everything in advance or I'm logging out.

Samstarrett - That was supposed to be an angry face.

Kermit the Amphibian - Oops. You haven't watched it already? *erases your memory* Enjoy the episode, Sam.

NotThatShort Mimetes - Mods have the power to erase memory now?

Good times, good times! I'm a little scared of mods now... but it's okay, Kermit! We can deal with the pressures of being hopping green amphibians together.

That. Was. Hilarious!!

I made a comment about wielding my green ring of power (as a mod), and then got an idea and changed my name to Green Lantern Luke.

It came to my attention that they decided to make the Green Lantern 'gay', so, disappointed, I changed my name to that of my favorite superhero. After considering and deciding against The Green Hornet.

Batman - Batman...is going green...

Samstarrett - Eh, what's Batman? Jackie Chan, but white, and with stupid clothes.

Samstarrett - And rich, with a butler. Kind of like the Green Hornet, but his name's not so unbelievably moronic.

Batman - He's way better than The Green Hornet. He could give the Green Hornet and Kato both wedgies and leave them on the roof of the courthouse with one hand tied behind his cape.

RedWing Mimetes - I'm trying really hard not to burst out laughing. If I laugh my parents will ask why, and I'll have to explain that Batman is going green and giving the Green Hornet a wedgie.

In which Bruce Wayne and Alfred (Nemo) hold unusual sidekick auditions for Batman.



Captain Nemo - Sir, why do we fall? To learn to pick ourselves up again.

Batman - Yes, yes

Captain Nemo - Your birthday is tomorrow, sir. Will you be present at your party?

Batman - *thinks...thinks* I forgot his answer! :bawl:

Batman - I must watch Batman Begins again...

Batman - Batman Begins Again. :rofl:

Alfred Pennyworth - I'm not even sure if that is the exact quote... o.O Let's just role play here.

Alfred Pennyworth - Batman Begins is awesome. *nodnod*

Batman - My birthday is tomorrow? o.O

Alfred Pennyworth - Indeed, sir. Shall I prepare the house?

Batman - *looks at calendar* Tomorrow is June 3rd. My birthday is May 18th. OHMIGOODNESS, I totally missed my birthday!

Batman - Oh wait.

Amanda Kondrael - You two...

Alfred Pennyworth - Yes, sir. That is why your party is tomorrow, sir. You have waited long enough.

Alfred Pennyworth - I sent the invitations out two weeks ago, and you have a hundred guests expecting to celebrate with you tomorrow.

Alfred Pennyworth - Just because you are batman now does not mean you can ignore Bruce Wayne's life. Otherwise people might become suspicious.

Alfred Pennyworth - *smiles*

Batman - May 18th is Batman's birthday. June 3rd must be Bruce Wayne's birthday. Uh...I think I'll be too bruised and exhausted to host a party. Why don't you host it and have a good time? Pretend to be a rich ******* like me and be sure to insult everybody like I would.

Alfred Pennyworth - But, sir, they are expecting to celebrate your birthday.

Batman - They can celebrate it without me.

Alfred Pennyworth - I will let you sleep in an extra half-day the day afterwards.

Alfred Pennyworth - And make you bat-cookies.

Alfred Pennyworth - And maybe get you a side-kick.

Batman - Oh, very well. But I doubt they'll be here to celebrate my birthday. More like to celebrate greed and wealth and alcoholic beverages.

Batman - I do need a sidekick, don't I... *muses*

Alfred Pennyworth - Indeed, sir.

Batman - Is there a Mouseman scurrying about somewhere?

Amanda Kondrael - Mousegirl...

Alfred Pennyworth - I have the perfect candidate. A man by the name of... *references note* Dick Grayson?

Batman - Yes, Mousegirl. Where is Mouse? And you must be Catwoman. Nice to meet you.

Batman - Dick? *resists urge to make dirty joke* I don't know about that...

Batman - On second thought, I think I prefer working alone.

Alfred Pennyworth - *sighs* Sir, is this really the time to be meeting people with alternate identities? Shouldn't you be publicizing your birthday event so people don't believe you have dropped off the face of the earth? Five reporters are coming this afternoon... one by the name of Jack McGee? McGee wants to ask you questions about the Hulking creature seen nearby, too...

Batman - Hulk? Oh come on. Hulk is just a comic book character.

Alfred Pennyworth - Mr. McGee argues otherwise.

Batman - Invite the people with alternate identities to my party. I'll mingle like a good boy and try to find a good sidekick, if I must.

Alfred Pennyworth - Yes, sir. But on such short notice? Who do you know with alternate identities who would come?

Batman - Harvey Dent, for one

Alfred Pennyworth - Alright. *begins making notes*

Alfred Pennyworth - And... would you like Rachel to be invited? I have withheld her invitation, just in case.

Batman - Just put an ad in every paper on earth. Batman seeks mysterious people with unusual talents. To apply...etc. etc.

Batman - *sigh* I don't know. You think she would come?

Alfred Pennyworth - I'm not sure, sir.

Batman - A good sidekick would come on extremely short notice from anywhere. So that'll weed out the lazy ones. Then I just have to weed out the criminals.

Alfred Pennyworth - *creates ad* How does this sound? "All of those willing to work with Batman as a sidekick please send your application to 1800 Batcave Drive, Gothem City, New York. If you are chosen, you will be kidnapped, taken to this location, and trained by Batman himself. Thank you."

Batman - Think weed brownies would do the trick?

Alfred Pennyworth - Wait, what?

Alfred Pennyworth - NO!

Alfred Pennyworth - Not a good idea, sir!

Batman - I figured the criminals would be all over them, but the good sidekicks would notice and avoid them. That way I can weed out the bad ones.

Batman - Eh, I was thinking of inviting all prospective sidekicks to my party. Of course, we can't let them know that Bruce Wayne is Batman.

Alfred Pennyworth - Very true, sir. But isn't weed just slightly illegal?

Batman - Not in California. Is it feasible to hold the party in California?

Alfred Pennyworth - Well.. how about this? "All those with mysterious alternate identities please attend Bruce Wayne's birthday party. Batman will meet you there and assess your skills in becoming his sidekick."

Alfred Pennyworth - Yes, sir. We can relocate your entire estate to California overnight.

Amanda Kondrael - This had better end up in mishaps. XD *heads off to supper*

Batman - Perfect. Run that ad in every paper on earth. And delay my party until the day after tomorrow.

Batman - And let's relocate California to my estate instead. Or better yet, let's declare my property an independent nation and make weed legal for criminal consumption.

Alfred Pennyworth - Yes sir. Will you be attending as yourself, or as batman? I'm sure those with alternate identities will be searching for Bruce Wayne, and it would look very bad if he didn't show up.

Batman - I'll be attending as myself. Maybe you should dress up as Batman, just to throw them off.

Alfred Pennyworth - About making your estate a private country.... I don't believe that the United States would be pleased with that. It might cause another civil war...

Alfred Pennyworth - Yes sir. I shall dress up as you say, sir. *secretly grins inside at the prospect of being Batman*

Batman - You don't think we could take 'em?

Alfred Pennyworth - No, sir. But, aren't you working with the United States anyways? Helping them with Gotham? Wouldn't creating your own country go against what Batman stands for?

Batman - Well, yes, that's true. I suppose declaring independence is a bit of a roundabout way to making weed brownies legal. I'll take care of the brownies, Alfred, don't worry about that.

Alfred Pennyworth - Very well, sir. I shall run the ad now. Do you still want Rachel invited?

Batman - Might as well send...no. I'll take care of that myself as well. I need to think about it and perhaps spy on her before I make a decision.

Alfred Pennyworth - Yes sir. *bows and leaves*

Batman - *mutters to self* I just keep getting this odd sense that he doesn't approve of half the things I do. Oh well.

Alfred Pennyworth - *pops head back in* There's a reason for that, sir. *leaves again*

Batman - Eh...hehe... *goes to change into Bruce Wayne clothes*

Alfred Pennyworth - *prepares the house for the party*

Batman - *goes to visit Lucius Fox and do other rich-guy things*

Batman - *beats up criminals at night, comes home exhausted and bruised*

Alfred Pennyworth - *opens shades* Wake up, sir. Time to get cracking. Apparently not all of your guests read our memo and came today for your party. Shall you speak with them? I have already tried.

Batman - Oh dear. I have to go spy on Rachel today. Make them comfortable and let them stay the night if they want to. They shouldn't mind if they're drunk enough.

Alfred Pennyworth - But sir... you banned alcohol in your manner because of its... side effects?

Alfred Pennyworth - Shall I tell them to go away as you need your privacy?

Batman - Oh, I forgot. Yeah, whatever. Tell them to come back tomorrow, I guess. If they don't, I don't care.

Alfred Pennyworth - Yes sir.

Alfred Pennyworth - *kicks the guests out with a firm boot* That should get them.

Batman - *yawn* I'm so tired.

Alfred Pennyworth - I know, sir. But you have work to do.

Batman - *sighgroanmumblegrumble*

Batman - *gets dressed up and heads out to spy on Rachel*

Alfred Pennyworth - Sir, Mr. McGee is here. He refuses to leave. He wants to ask you about the hulking creature.

Alfred Pennyworth - He's quite a nuisance to be honest...

Batman - Tell him I don't have time and he can talk to me tomorrow.

Alfred Pennyworth - Very good, sir.

Batman - *sneaks out the back and zooms away in the Rolls* ... *shouts back as he leaves* Yes, Alfred, I'll bring it back with a full tank.

Alfred Pennyworth - *shouts back* Very good, Bruce!

Alfred Pennyworth - *kicks Mr. McGee out, then finishes preparing the manner*

Batman - *spies on Rachel, stays out really late beating up criminals, and comes home to sleep a bit*

Alfred Pennyworth - *wakes Bruce up at 4 PM* Sir, your party will be starting soon. I suppose you would like some pre-dinner food, and then to get ready for interviewing your "guests"?

Alfred Pennyworth - And you told me to dress as batman... would you like me to hide in a room and interview people as well? Or would you rather me just stand in the open?

Batman - *squints against the light* I have a powerful sense of deja vu, Alfred.

Batman - *crawls out of bed* Can you do the Batman voice?

Alfred Pennyworth - *does the Batman voice* Yes. Why? Because I'm batman!

Batman - Good...I guess. You've got the accent down. Try to get the voice down a little lower as well. Like this. *lowers voice* You got that?

Alfred Pennyworth - *lowers voice* Yes. I've got it.

Batman - You might have to carry some throat spray with you so you don't lose your voice. I have a case of it down in the Bat Cave.

Alfred Pennyworth - *goes back to Alfred voice* *rubs throat* I shall get some...

Alfred Pennyworth - So... what shall my role be for the night? I have already hired another butler to serve for tonight.

Batman - *crooked grin* ... *goes into walk-in closet to pick out party clothes*

Alfred Pennyworth - His name is Alfred, too...

Alfred Pennyworth - But his last name is Smith. Very unoirginal.

Batman - Look menacing. Mingle. You're a friend of mine. *comes out with a blue and red striped coat and holds it up* What do you think?

Alfred Pennyworth - How about a Tuxedo, sir?

Alfred Pennyworth - Now, we need a motive. What if those applicants just walk up to me? What should I do? Throw them in a closet, give them a sedative, and let you interview them after the party is over? And why would I be a friend of Bruce Wayne? For role paying sake, of course, sir.

Batman - Because we knew each other as children. *tries on a blue tuxedo* If they just walk up to you, ignore them or tell them off. I want a subtle sidekick.

Alfred Pennyworth - *hears a knock at the door* Ah, must be Lady Camerie. *goes to open door* Come on in, ma'am. Bruce's party will be starting soon. (Yes... This is Nemo.. Playing a butler... )

Alfred Pennyworth - And how will you figure out which one will be your sidekick if they all leave after the party?

Alfred Pennyworth - (I love role playing. )

Batman - I'll be watching.

Alfred Pennyworth - Very good, sir.

Alfred Pennyworth - *gets into Batman suit* *goes and stands in a corner, looking menacing*

Batman - We'll let them go and I'll kidnap the likely ones and see how they react under stress.

Alfred Pennyworth - Other Alfred: Sir, what is your bidding?

Batman - My what? o.O Oh...just mind the door and the guests and the food and all that. And don't eat the brownies.

Alfred Pennyworth - Other Alfred: Alright.

Alfred Pennyworth - *tons of guests flood the manor* *only two go for the brownies, and Alfred promptly kicks them out*

Batman - I recognized those two. Freeloading lowlifes..

Batman - *mingles with the crowd and smiles handsomely, all the while watching people*

Alfred Pennyworth - *five people approach Alfred as batman* *Alfred ignores their questions by merely looking menacing and saying "Because I'm Batman."*

Jay R. Lakewood - Joker: **bashes in door**

Jay R. Lakewood - Bwahaaha!

Jay R. Lakewood - Hello peoples.

Batman - *sigh* What are YOU doing here?

Alfred Pennyworth - *Alfred as Batman knocks Joker out and steps on him* It's alright, people. Go back to your... whatever you were doing. Your eating.

Jay R. Lakewood - Umm...It's a free chatroom?

Batman - Thank you, Batman.

Alfred Pennyworth - You're welcome, Bruce.

Alfred Pennyworth - This is Bruce's manor. It's his birthday party.

Batman - (You didn't have to crash the party as the Joker, though. You coulda been Robin)

Alfred Pennyworth - And you were not invited. *stomps on the Joker again*

Alfred Pennyworth - You wanna know how he got those scars? Me. :dieshappy:

Alfred Pennyworth - *kicks Joker out the door and throws him into the garden fountain*

Jay R. Lakewood - Robin: **falls in through skylight**

Azlyn Mimetes - Good gravy... o.O

Alfred Pennyworth - o.O I could have sworn I wanted a discreet sidekick...

Jay R. Lakewood - Good gravy? You ate gravy for supper?

Batman - *to everyone* Batman makes a great bouncer. Now, if you'll just keep enjoying the evening, I promise you he won't stomp on you.

Azlyn Mimetes - You knew what I mean.

Alfred Pennyworth - You did have gravy on the table, Bruce.

Batman - Oh, right. Thank you. I didn't make the gravy, but I'm glad you like it.

Jay R. Lakewood - No, I don't.

Jay R. Lakewood - That was the Joker's doing. He made the gravy before I could stop him. - Robin.

Azlyn Mimetes - :roll:

Alfred Pennyworth - Thank you for pointing that out, um... what is your name?

Jay R. Lakewood - Robin.

Batman - As in...Hood?

Alfred Pennyworth - *Alfred as Batman* Ah. Right. Robin. Well, thank you. Now enjoy the party.

Jay R. Lakewood - Yes.

Alfred Pennyworth - *goes back to the corner and looks menacing* *chomps on a carrot*

Jay R. Lakewood - I think that was your finger, Alfred.

Alfred Pennyworth - Other Alfred: What?

Jay R. Lakewood - I think you're eating your finger.

Alfred Pennyworth - Other Alfred: No, indeed! Sir Wayne! Do you hear this man?

Batman - No, I'm pretty sure that was a carrot. Fingers make a rather different sound. Would you like me to demonstrate?

Alfred Pennyworth - *Alfred as Batman* *chomps on some cake*

Jay R. Lakewood - I've heard eating your finger is much like eating your finger...

Alfred Pennyworth - *Alfred as Batman* Bruce, I don't think that would be necessary. He's clearly a cook.

Jay R. Lakewood - *a carrot

Alfred Pennyworth - *Alfred as Batman* Well, that certainly is circular reasoning.

Jay R. Lakewood - face/palm

Jay R. Lakewood - See, I'm having spelling problems.

Alfred Pennyworth - *Alfred as Batman* Would you like me to escort this man out? He's crashing the party.

Batman - Well it's not. For one, your bones are as sturdy as hardwood, so it would be as hard as eating a tree branch.

Jay R. Lakewood - SO IF I SAY SOMETHING STUPID, I DID NOT MEAN IT.

Jay R. Lakewood - Biting off your finger at the joint is like eating a carrot.

Alfred Pennyworth - Would you like me to prove that theory with your own finger?

Alfred Pennyworth - Or will you go quiet now and enjoy the party?

Jay R. Lakewood - **grabs Alfred's finger and bites it off**

Jay R. Lakewood - See? It works.

Jay R. Lakewood - My fingers are metal, so it wouldn't work.

Alfred Pennyworth - Other Alfred: OWWW!

Jay R. Lakewood - Goodbye.

Alfred Pennyworth - *Alfred as Batman* *punches Robin and knocks him out*

Alfred Pennyworth - *steps on Robin and eats cake*

Azlyn Mimetes - Hi Nicole!

Azlyn Mimetes - It's strange in here right now...

Lady Nicole Mimetes - Hi!

Batman - My parties always seem to turn strange

Batman - Last year a ninja burned my house down.

Alfred Pennyworth - *As Batman* Everyone, please go back to enjoying Bruce's party. He only turns 35 once in his lifetime.

Jay R. Lakewood - Ninja: **begins lighting candles** **trips on grappling hook** **lights Bruce's shoes on fire**

Jay R. Lakewood - Ninja: Whoops.

Batman - And next year I'll turn 36, once and for all.

Alfred Pennyworth - *goes back to the corner and looks menacing* *eats some cookies*

Millicent Mimetes - *Pops in*

Millicent Mimetes - What's this, what's this? o.O

Alfred Pennyworth - *As Batman* *throws a batterang and hits Bruce's shoe, putting out the fire, then wraps around the ninja, tying him up*

Lady Nicole Mimetes - Hi there!

Batman - It's Rachel! She came!

Alfred Pennyworth - *As Batman* This is Bruce's 35th birthday party. Please enjoy, Rachel.

Millicent Mimetes - Who? What?

Batman - Welcome to my party, Rachelmilly

Alfred Pennyworth - Other Alfred: I need some first aid over here! *holds finger, gushing with blood*

Batman - Oh, don't act clueless. I thought you liked me?

Millicent Mimetes - o.O *Is lost* How am I Rachel?

Alfred Pennyworth - You, yes.

Batman - Somebody help the fake butler...

Batman - with the missing finger

Alfred Pennyworth - *Doctor David Banner rushes to his side and bandages up his finger* I think he needs to go to the hospital. I can take him.

Millicent Mimetes - So who decided I was Rachel?

Eleutheria Mimetes - PEOPLES

Alfred Pennyworth - Bruce did...

Millicent Mimetes - Hi E!

Azlyn Mimetes - Things are weird right now... I'm not really here. Use PC if you want me.

Millicent Mimetes - Who's Bruce?

Jay R. Lakewood - This is getting weird..

Azlyn Mimetes - Hi E!

Azlyn Mimetes - You've walked into an odd chat room.

Alfred Pennyworth - *As Batman* Welcome to Bruce's 35th party. Please enjoy, but avoid the brownies.

Batman - You've walked into Bruce Wayne's birthday party.

Alfred Pennyworth - Bruce Wayne? Billionaire philanthropist?

Batman - I mean, my birthday party

Jay R. Lakewood - **ninjas start burning things**

Jay R. Lakewood - No, that's Tony STark.

Batman - 35th? I feel certain I've had more parties than that.

Millicent Mimetes - Who's Bruce Wayne?

Alfred Pennyworth - *Batman takes out the Ninja and locks him up* This fellow is really annoying...

Alfred Pennyworth - *As Batman* You have, Bruce. Just not Birthday parties.

Batman - Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, my good man.

Millicent Mimetes - Can you tell I've not watched Batman? XD

Alfred Pennyworth - That is also Bruce.

Millicent Mimetes - o.O

Millicent Mimetes - brb...don't get any weirder while I'm gone.

Jay R. Lakewood - **other ninjas start burning stuff**

Alfred Pennyworth - *Doctor David Banner rushes out with the fake butler to the hospital*

Alfred Pennyworth - *Batman takes out all of the Ninjas*

Alfred Pennyworth - Alright, Bruce... I think this party has gone on long enough?

Alfred Pennyworth - It seems a target for disaster. o.O

Jay R. Lakewood - **hands Bruce a cake** No surprises in this one.

Millicent Mimetes - *Looks sideways at the brownies* What's wrong with these again, Bruce?

Batman - I think so. I've found my sidekick.

Alfred Pennyworth - *inspects cake* No surprises. It isn't a surprise at all that that's a dynamite candle...

Alfred Pennyworth - Excellent. Everyone except whom Bruce chooses, please leave.

Batman - I mean, your sidekick, Batman

Millicent Mimetes - o.O

Alfred Pennyworth - Just... don't eat them, Rachel.

Alfred Pennyworth - Right. My sidekick. You're choosing for me.

Eleutheria Mimetes - Y'aint gonna make me go.

Batman - Out, out! Batman, Rachel, will you meet me in the kitchen?

Jay R. Lakewood - The cake is good! And I left out the candles.

Millicent Mimetes - Me leave? o.O

Jay R. Lakewood - Since they were dangerous.

Jay R. Lakewood - BBL!

Millicent Mimetes - Okay...

Millicent Mimetes - Very well.

Alfred Pennyworth - No, you stay, Rachel! Everyone else go!

Millicent Mimetes - *Goes to kitchen*

Eleutheria Mimetes - -_-

Alfred Pennyworth - *goes into the kitchen after ensuring that the manor is emptied*

Batman - *goes into the kitchen with Batman and Rachel* Okay, Alfred, I've had enough. You're the only sidekick for me. Unless Rachel wants to apply for the job.

Alfred Pennyworth - Very good, sir.

Alfred Pennyworth - *pulls off mask* Wow... how do you endure that thing, Bruce? It's TIGHT. *reveals he is Alfred*

Batman - You get used to it

Alfred Pennyworth - I see...

Millicent Mimetes - What does the job entail? XD

Batman - Basically, what Alfred was doing out there in my outfit. Beating up people who disturb the peace. *gets down on one knee* Rachel...would you...be my sidekick?

Alfred Pennyworth - *grins really really big*

Eleutheria Mimetes - *has absolutely no idea what is going on*

Millicent Mimetes - All this seriousness... Nonetheless, I would be honored to be your sidekick.

Alfred Pennyworth - Then I suppose I'm back to being the butler. *starts dusting and cleaning up the messes from the party and throwing out the brownies*

Batman - Awesome. I guess that's that.

Alfred Pennyworth - *throws batman helmet at Bruce* Catch. *knocks Bruce down*

Alfred Pennyworth - Sir, why do we fall down?

Alfred Pennyworth - *grins*

Batman - Oh, cut it out

Alfred Pennyworth - *laughs out loud* *continues cleaning up*

Alfred Pennyworth - But... what shall Rachel's sidekick name be?

Batman - Batgirl, of course.

Alfred Pennyworth - SO original.

Millicent Mimetes - Does that mean I get wings?

Alfred Pennyworth - Batcave is that way, ma'am. *points to the book case* *sprays voice spray into mouth* That stuff really helps, Bruce.

Millicent Mimetes - *Goes to book case* Is there a hidden lever, or what?

Millicent Mimetes - *Tries sliding book case*

Alfred Pennyworth - *David Banner rushes back* The fake butler's fine. Just lost a finger. Could have been worse.

Alfred Pennyworth - *David looks around, sees Bruce with the mask in his hand, Alfred cleaning, and Rachel looking at a book case* What is going on?

Millicent Mimetes - *Sigh* chore time here...sorry guys, I have to go.

Alfred Pennyworth - (Bye!)

Batman - Bye, Rachelmilly.

Millicent Mimetes - Talk to ya'll later! (Ya'll can teach me about the bookcase later if you're still here when I come back. )

Millicent Mimetes - *Hurries out...by the door*

Alfred Pennyworth - I must take my leave as well, Master Bruce. I hope your evening was a success? Don't stay up too late.

Batman - Oh, sure. I just figured out what I already knew.

Batman - Bye, Alfred. See you tomorrow.

Alfred Pennyworth - Very good, sir.

Alfred Pennyworth - Did you bring it back full? *shouts going out the door*

Batman - I did! I remembered this time.

Alfred Pennyworth - Very good, sir! *really leaves*

Oh Manda, how we love you.