Vanilla!



Strawberry!

Which do you like better, Aragorn or Faramir?

B-but what if they're both awesome? Hmm... I guess I'll go with Faramir, then.

Arwen or Eowyn?

I know, they are both awesome...sorry I picked such a hard question.

*looks up who Arwen is* I think I'll say Eowyn, she was pretty cool.

Would you rather have an elven sword and normal chain mail, or a normal sword and chain mail made from mythril?

Chain mail made from mythreal and normal sword.

Would you rather watch the Hobbit trailer in IMAX 3D once, or the Two Towers on an iPhone 1st gen once?

The Two Towers.

Would you rather have bows and arrows or a sword?

I think a sword...I'd hate to have a bow if someone got very close.

Would you rather have a giant wolf for a pet or a raptor dinosaur that's about your height (no matter how short or tall you are, in this case)...

Wolf. They're pack animals, which, according to Wikipedia, raptor dinosaurs generally are not, and they are the closest relative (same species, actually) of the domestic dog, an animal which has a remarkable affinity for (European, at least) man, something that as far as we know, dinosaurs don't share.

Cool. You forgot to ask a question, by the way!

Sure did. Here it is: Would you rather wake up tomorrow in Narnia or on Coruscant?

Narnia.

Would you rather have unpractical long hair (knee-length) or a very, very short buzz cut?

That's ok, we all do it sometimes. Narnia!



What a terrible choice, (I like my hair longish) Um, knee-length, then I could (have someone) cut it to the length I want it at, and make an article of clothing with the rest.

Would you rather go into a Hardy Boys story, or a Freddy the Pig story?

Hardy Boys story, of course!

Would you rather wear a medieval style outfit to Wal-Mart or wear really casual clothes to a very formal wedding?

Wear casual clothes to a formal wedding, I've probably done that before... (My favorite article of clothing is the T-shirt, and of course, jeans to go with it so....)

Jeans and a T-shirt are staples in my wardrobe.

Next question, please?

Oops! ...if you had to dress up, would you rather wear a bowtie or a bolo tie? ...if you're a girl would you rather wear...um...a ...*is at a loss*

If you're a girl, I can't think of a question for you at the moment, so hopefully you don't mind answering the one that is more fitting for guys, I guess. Sorry...

Bowtie.

Would you rather have the title "Captain" or "Doctor"?

Captain, but in a noble and honorable way.



WHAT??? Medieval clothes to Wal-Mart all the way!!!

Would you rather be Timon or Pumba?

As opposed to?

As opposed to those sea Captains in pirate stories and such.

Pumbaa!

Would you rather be Daffy Duck or Bugs Bunny?

Bugs. No question. Would you rather be beautiful or smart?

Smart. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside - it's what's on the inside that counts.

Would you rather be very gullible all the time, or be extremely suspicious of everything all the time?

Bugs bunny!



Well, man, you know how to ask hard questions...I guess extremely suspicious...I'm sort of that way already...

Would you rather write high fantasy or low fantasy?

Low fantasy.

Would you rather write 50,000 words of a novel in a month, or 50,000 words of (a) short story/stories in a month?

High fantasy. Would you rather be the absolute ruler of a microstate (think the size of Monaco) or the symbolic figurehead of a world power?

Symbolic figurehead.

Would you rather write 50,000 words of a novel in a month, or 50,000 words of (a) short story/stories in a month?

50,000 words of a novel.

Would you rather have a pet whale or a pet dragon?

A pet dragon. It'd be too expensive to keep the whale's water fresh and infected with micro organisms.

If you're traveling through a dark wood by yourself, would you rather meet a hag or a werewolf?

What phase is the moon in?

Oops, forgot that 'real' werewolves can only change at full moon...hmm, we'll just say it's a full moon.

Hag.

What would you have done, faced with Sir Gawain's terrible choice after his wedding? (Assuming you didn't know the 'catch'.)

I don't know [what you're talking about].

I probably would have let her choose...

Would you rather have to fight Wargs or goblins?

ooh, tough choice... I'll go with the goblin.

would you rather fight a giant or a troll?

That depends. If reasoning with the creature is out of the question, a troll, because it's less intelligent.

Mario or Luigi?

Mario!

Scott Joplin or Beethoven? (this is an easy one for me...probably not the same answer as most though.)

Mario!

*sees new question* Hmm... I'd say Beethoven.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Star Wars, I suppose.

Walk over ten yards of gravel with bare feet, or hang out for an hour with the worst smell you've ever experienced?

Gravel. It's not even that hard.

Movie first or book first?

Book first, so I can gripe about all the edits while I enjoy the movie!

Me too. By the way, don't forget to ask a question Aemi!

Whoops.

Okay, if you could only wear one color for the rest of your life (different shades, but the same color), would you rather have green or red?

Green, better camo colors than red would include.

Would you rather play Chess or Mastermind?

As I don't know how to play Mastermind, I'll choose Chess.

Alrighty, if you could only wear one color for the rest of your life (different shades, but the same color), would you rather choose black, or white?

Black, also has better colors for camo (at least in a lot of environments and at night).

Waffles or Pancakes?

Waffles! I get pancakes every Saturday, but waffles are rare and special. They are also crispier, and fluffier than pancakes, and they have those little syrup pockets in them.

One more time: If you could only wear one color for the rest of your life (different shades, but the same color), would you rather settle for yellow, or orange?

Yellow.

Would you rather wear sneakers or sandals?

Sneakers.

Would you rather have to wear a heavy jacket all year long (well, you could take it off to shower/bathe, but other than that...) or go without one (or an equivalent alternative) all year long?

In one of my favorite locations*, I'd choose the heavy jacket.

*Antarctica