JoshuaSSandefur - Lady Kitra, the Age of Kings will come.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I won't have it! This ends now!

JoshuaSSandefur - It was always going to come.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - NEVAAARRR!
Oh my. There's my pirate heritage surfacing again...

JoshuaSSandefur - Lady Kitra, you sound quite like Dekiir.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Who's that?

JoshuaSSandefur - That is unsettling.
He is the leader of the Arkeye in the Realm of Sevaria.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I assure you, I'm nothing like this in public, or even during most hours...

JoshuaSSandefur - At least during the story I am writing.
His reign will come to an end though.
He is destined to fall.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I think I might be destined to fall too... Although I'm very good at getting up. Must people think I fall on purpose just to show off.

JoshuaSSandefur - *Unsheathes his blade* Madam, I warn you that the creation of this character was by no means an endeavor that was enjoyable.
*Stands Waiting*
Well...

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Hold on... I'm assessing the situation.
For example. How did I trigger that?

JoshuaSSandefur - To be in league with Dekiir means to warrant opposition

Lady Kitra Mimetes - *unsheathes the Churro of Destiny* Apologies for your painstaking labor, but I am in a mood for some relentless jesting.

JoshuaSSandefur - So be it!
*Disappears*

Lady Kitra Mimetes -
Well that was uncalled for...

JoshuaSSandefur - *Reappears*
*Taps Lady Kitra on the shoulder*
You're it!
*Runs to his secret hiding spot*

Lady Kitra Mimetes - *drops a Cinnamon Toast Crunch bomb*

JoshuaSSandefur - Mmmmmmm.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - HAHA! You are now blinded by the taste you can see!
*throws some not-sure-ikens that float through the air without decisively landing*

JoshuaSSandefur - What is this scorcery?!

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I forgot they did that...

JoshuaSSandefur - In the name of Celestial, I order you to stop this at once!
Now then.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - But will I stop that? *points to a flaming tornado headed this way*
*flaming tornado rages toward chat*

JoshuaSSandefur - *Hops on tornado and rides it* Yee Haw!

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Lakkerfax: Impressive. You don't catch fire either?

JoshuaSSandefur - *Takes pieces of tornado and throws them at Lady Kitra!*

Lady Kitra Mimetes - *wind draws them back to the twister*
Thank you, Stellwento.

JoshuaSSandefur - *Takes his blade and swats them back at Lady Kitra*

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Stellwento: Well, I'm not letting you take away all of the fun that easily!

JoshuaSSandefur - *Releases the Arkey from the Netherelm and they surround Lady Kitra, Lakkerfax and Stellwento*

Lady Kitra Mimetes - *lightning crashes*
Ah. That'll be Fulgar...

JoshuaSSandefur - That's Lightning.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Yes it is.
Now what will your forces do??

JoshuaSSandefur - *Denother walks up* Joshua, what is going on?
Well, it seems we are using forces from fiction to duel each other.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - He started it.
Lakkerfax: Sure did.
Stellwento: She's right.

JoshuaSSandefur - Denother: Well, there is no need to point fingers now.
No, she yelled at me first!
I was telling her about my story

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Stellwento: We haven't got fingers.

JoshuaSSandefur - Denother: I was being metaphorical!

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Lakkerfax: *holds up a scaly foreleg* All toes here.
Stellwento: Now he's yelling at us... Humans.

JoshuaSSandefur - Denother: *sighs* Ok, Joshua, will you be willing to apologize?
Denother: YOU CALL ME HUMAN! *Sky grows dark, earth explodes and comes back together*
Denother: Sorry, working on my temper.
Denother: I am of the race of the Jordae.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Stellwento: Then please allow me to revise my previous statement.
Stellwento: Mammals...
Me: *facepalm*

JoshuaSSandefur - Denother: Stellwento, must you be so rude?

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Lakkerfax: 'Fraid he can't help it.
Stellwento: Oi!
Stellwento: Don't make me turn this tornado around!

JoshuaSSandefur - 8D

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Grr, I still can't get pictures over here...

Seabird Mimetes - Hello~

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Hi, Seabird.
Do you want to be on my team?

JoshuaSSandefur - Ok, which picture is Lakkerfax?

Seabird Mimetes - What team?

JoshuaSSandefur - Lady Kitra has decided that my world should be left in ruins.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - We're being occosted by the forces of the Netherelm or some such thing.

Seabird Mimetes - I see. (i think)

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Anyhow, I was just here, minding my own business, when something from the deep past when my ancestors were pirates sneaks across my tongue.
The next thing I know, Sir Sandefur has drawn his blade and challenged me to a duel of honor.

Seabird Mimetes - Then eat the pirates?

Lady Kitra Mimetes - So naturally, I draw the Churro of Destiny to defend myself.

JoshuaSSandefur - Now, that is not how it happened.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Then Fax and Wento come to help, and now we have the entire force of the Netherelm surrounding us!
Please be on my team! We're desperate!

Seabird Mimetes - Pfft. You almost made me spit out my soda all over my computer. xD o_o'
I don't know if I'll be any use. All I have is this dead mongoose.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Stellwento: Well, it would help the troops keep their strength up.
Oh shoosh, be more sensitive.

JoshuaSSandefur - Lady Kitra's pirate possession sounded much like the voice of the leader of the Arkeye in my current story.
I told her that and she said good.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Lies!

JoshuaSSandefur - Check the chat log, it's all there.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I asked whom you associated me with that would so besmirch my good name!

Seabird Mimetes - Okay.. I'll join the side that can present me their best offering. You have until the orca has flown across the sky. Go!

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Well, you probably don't want my not-sure-ikens...
We can rent out a flaming tornado for you...

JoshuaSSandefur -


Seabird Mimetes - Hmm... Intresting. Joshua, what is your offering?

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Well, I fell at Water Country, and I fell in football, and I fell in CTF...
It's destiny. *shrugs*

JoshuaSSandefur - Maybe I have misunderstood your meaning Lady Kitra. Maybe an apology is in order

Lady Kitra Mimetes -As a token of my understanding, we shall split the Churro of Destiny. *breaks churro in half*

Seabird Mimetes - *looks at churro, drooling*

Lady Kitra Mimetes - *reforges the churro and breaks it into thirds*

Seabird Mimetes - *noms churro* Your offering suffices. *joins Kitra on the battlefield*

JoshuaSSandefur - Did we not just make peace?

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I appreciate your assistance, Seabird. Even though we have just made peace.
And to furter solidify this peaces, let us go down in history in Chat Room Mishaps.

Seabird Mimetes - Aww man. I was hoping to smack some people with my dead mongoose. ;^;

Lady Kitra Mimetes - The time will come.
Since apparently, the Age of Kings will still occur...

JusuaSSandefur - Just wait and read!

Y'know, I think they still have duels somewhere in the threads...

Kite used the emoticon?

Only to gain a tactical advantage.

Ah, of course.

Kathrine Roid (Roy, to me) and Manda asked me to post this. :rofl: So here you go.

Manda Kondrael - **is plotting with Mouse and doing school**
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:35 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - Kitty!
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:35 am
Kathrine Roid - I was informed a Shorty was in here.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:42 am
Kathrine Roid - Perhaps this Shorty can settle our dispute: can deranged turkeys grin?
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:42 am
Manda Kondrael - Mouse has turned into a deranged turkey, beware.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:42 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - Pssh. Of course deranged turkeys can grin.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:43 am
Kathrine Roid - More of: Aubrey's post about the return of Month of the Novel has turned me into a deranged turkey. Beware her post.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:43 am
Manda Kondrael - I don't think deranged turkeys can grin because the beaks get in the way.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:43 am
Manda Kondrael - She thinks they grow teeth and grin anyway. xD
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:43 am
Manda Kondrael - **gasp** Goose is... turning against me...? :bawl:
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:43 am
Kathrine Roid - Honk honk!! Thank you Goose. **turns into a deranged flying turkey who can sound like a goose**
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:44 am
Kathrine Roid - Wee bit hyper here.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:44 am
Manda Kondrael - Understatement of the century, my dear Mouse.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:45 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - I can tell. o.O
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:45 am
Manda Kondrael - **decides to sit in the corner and cry until Goose is nice to me again** :bawl:
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:45 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - *goes to fetch can of Red Bull*
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:45 am
Kathrine Roid - I just realized how manipulative you are virtually, Cat. o.o
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:46 am
Manda Kondrael - DON'T GIVE HER MORE ENERGY
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:46 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - Red Bull is WAY Too expensive at 7-11, by the way. I paid $4 for a 16oz can.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:46 am
Kathrine Roid - ...the Red Bull will not help my wee-bit-hyperness.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:46 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - No! It's MY Red Bull!
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:46 am
Manda Kondrael - ...that's a weird thing to say. o.O But yeah, I am, and it never works.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:46 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - I paid too much for it to share it.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:46 am
Manda Kondrael - Oh, okay.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:47 am
Kathrine Roid - **pecks at Red Bull can with turkey beak**
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:47 am
Manda Kondrael - I've never had the stuff myself. I think you have to be over 18 to buy it anyway.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:47 am
Manda Kondrael - In general caffeine and I should not mix. -_-
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:47 am
Kathrine Roid - @Cat - Perhaps because you've started over-using it?
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:47 am
Kathrine Roid - I've never had it either. I just know of its reputation.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:48 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - So how are the Kitty and the Roy?
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:49 am
Kathrine Roid - Lt. Mop! Beware, I have been turned into a flying deranged turkey who can grin and sound like a goose because of Aubrey's post about the return of Month of the Novel.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:50 am
Manda Kondrael - I do not overuse caffeine! I intentionally avoid it, actually, unless I need energy at work so I don't fall asleep on slow days. XD
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:50 am
Kathrine Roid - Kitty is hyper. And avoiding school like a very, very bad Mouse.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:50 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - Caffeine is, like, my best friend.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:50 am
Manda Kondrael - And I'm apparently her manipulative bad bestest friend today...
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:50 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - You two should be doing school.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:50 am
Kathrine Roid - Hey now, I just gave you a tip on being manipulative. XD
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:51 am
Manda Kondrael - Oi! I'm nearly done-ish.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:51 am
Kathrine Roid - I'm nearly started-ish...
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:51 am
Manda Kondrael - Really? I must have missed it.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:52 am
Kathrine Roid - Speaking of which, Month of ze Novel needs funds: http://www.indiegogo.com/monthofthenovelS2
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:52 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - Well then get finished, Kitty! Don't make me be strict Goose.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:52 am
Manda Kondrael - Is it to use cute puppy eyes more? Perhaps stop announcing to the whole world when I'm trying to be manipulative? XD
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:53 am
Manda Kondrael - I just haz an essay to do.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:53 am
Manda Kondrael - HAH. I REMEMBERED I HAS CHOCOLATE
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:53 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - I HAS CHOCOLATE IN MY PURSE.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:53 am
Kathrine Roid - @Cat I suggested that you use your manipulativeness less often so that when you do use it, it is more powerful.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:53 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - Do your essay, then.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:53 am
Manda Kondrael - Ah. That does make sense.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:54 am
Kathrine Roid - No sugar foods! I had way too much sugar yesterday and am not having any at all today. Besides that graham cracker. But I needed that to have the energy to bake breakfast.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:54 am
Manda Kondrael - I haz a whole pound or two of chocolate upstairs... XD
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:54 am
Kathrine Roid - o.o And how did you come by this hoard of chocolate?
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:54 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - Kitty sure likes chocolate. :shock:
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:54 am
Manda Kondrael - Awww. I wanted to shove chocolate in your mouth. @Mouse
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:55 am
Manda Kondrael - I bought it.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:55 am
Manda Kondrael - Like, a week ago.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:55 am
Kathrine Roid - Better not. @Cat
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:55 am
Manda Kondrael - Two big bags, one of Milky Way bars and the other of Snickers bars.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:55 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - *shares Whoppers around*
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:55 am
Kathrine Roid - This sounds like a worthy use of money.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:55 am
Manda Kondrael - @Mouse - Will it make you less hyper? :beg:
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:55 am
Kathrine Roid - @Cat - I expect it would have the opposite effect. o.O
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:56 am
Manda Kondrael - Really? o.o I thought a worthy use of money was paying for you to fly or drive up here. XD
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:56 am
NotThatShort Mimetes - Milky Way is too boring.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:56 am
Kathrine Roid - Popcorn might de-hyper me.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:56 am
Manda Kondrael - Btw, I was wondering where we should put your parent(s) while we're off taking over the world...
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:56 am
Kathrine Roid - It sounds like my birdies have finally discovered the bell in their cage.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:57 am
Manda Kondrael - No it's not! It's chocolate and nugget and carmel. Three yummiest things.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:57 am
Manda Kondrael - Okay. **throws popcorn at Mouse**
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:57 am
Kathrine Roid - I dunno. Nice mansions, probably.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:57 am
Kathrine Roid - **catch popcorn in turkey beak**
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:58 am
Kathrine Roid - *eats popcorn* *turns back into a girl* ^_^
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:58 am
Kathrine Roid - However, I'm still flying and deranged and able to sound like a goose.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:58 am
Kathrine Roid - Honk honk!
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:58 am
Manda Kondrael - Yay! **huggles human Mouse**
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:58 am
Manda Kondrael - How are you flying without wings? o.O
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:58 am
Kathrine Roid - **flies to schoolwork**
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:58 am
Kathrine Roid - **huggles Cat back** See you at 4!
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:59 am
Manda Kondrael - @Short - Mouse sadly does not have a drivers
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:59 am
Kathrine Roid - One sec, there is an XKCD I have to find to answer that question...
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:59 am
Manda Kondrael - drivers' license and can not come up herself. So I must keep her parent(s) someplace.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:59 am
Manda Kondrael -
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:59 am
Kathrine Roid - http://xkcd.com/118/
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:59 am
Manda Kondrael - Well, if you're heading off, then I will too because little bro is mad at me again.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:59 am
Manda Kondrael - That is... weird. o.O
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:00 pm
Kathrine Roid - @Cat - I dunno how visiting would work... it is unlikely I can convince them to let me go alone... then again...
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:00 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - I has a driver's license. How about I pick up Kathrine and we come see you?
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:00 pm
Kathrine Roid - The scroll text is the funniest part tho.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:00 pm
Manda Kondrael - XKCD is bonkers.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:01 pm
Kathrine Roid - YESYESYES.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:01 pm
Kathrine Roid - XKCD is awesome bonkers.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:01 pm
Manda Kondrael - Well, it is a rather roundabout way to go. She's way down in TX and I'm clear up in IA and actually... where are you? o.O
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:01 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - VA.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:02 pm
Manda Kondrael - At this rate my and Mouse's little plot is going to turn into a real HW convention... XD
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:02 pm
Manda Kondrael - That's over a 35 hour trip, Shorty. xD
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:04 pm
Manda Kondrael - Of course you could try to pick up more HWers on your way.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:04 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Pssh. So? I could visit Gracie and Lauren and Jessie in TX, then bring Roy up to IA and visit you and Calen and Jenni and Dieki and Vace and Roager.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:04 pm
Kathrine Roid - ...wow.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:05 pm
Kathrine Roid - The traveling HW... circus.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:05 pm
Manda Kondrael - *shrug* How serious be you? I like this plan. XD Also, you might be able to visit Calista in Kansas (that's where she is, right?) on your way...
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:05 pm
Manda Kondrael - Or... BRING THEM ALL UP HERE
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:05 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Yes! And Nicole in MO.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:06 pm
Kathrine Roid - Ooh! I know a certain homeschool bluegrass band family whose bus we can steal.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:06 pm
Manda Kondrael - Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:06 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Yes! And I have a 12-passenger van.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:06 pm
Kathrine Roid - Calista is in KS? My grandparents are up there...
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:06 pm
Manda Kondrael - Okay. Mouse, go do your school. XD I'm going to let DY on since he's bugging me and Short... idk... Short, you go seriously plan this out because this sounds fun. XD
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:07 pm
Kathrine Roid - OK, this is happening, some summer. EVERYONE VISITS EVERYONE.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:07 pm
Kathrine Roid - It would have to be carefully coordinated.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:07 pm
Manda Kondrael - WE WILL BE A CIRCUS
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:07 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - I don't have the money though. We should take up a collection.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:07 pm
Manda Kondrael - Beware this afternoon we will vid chat, Mouse.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:07 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Yes, Calista's family lives in KS.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:07 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:07 pm
Kathrine Roid - Why should I beware that, Cat? Sounds awesome to me!
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:08 pm
Kathrine Roid - I'm posting bits of this whole thing in chat mishaps.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:08 pm
Manda Kondrael - I dunno. XD Sounded appropiate.
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:08 pm
Manda Kondrael - Good. Maybe someone will take this seriously and it'll actually happen. XD
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:08 pm
Manda Kondrael - My brother's threatening the HW Circus with Nerf guns....
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:09 pm
Manda Kondrael - And Minecraft...
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:09 pm
Manda Kondrael - And he's shooting me. XD I'm going to get off in hopes that my best friend goes and is responsible. (wow, isn't that so different than normal)
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:09 pm
Kathrine Roid - @Shorty We should arrange this. But I really do have to go. Someone post the whole HW circus thing in chat mishaps for me? :beg:
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:10 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Oh dear. o.O Well I'll have to get a Nerf sword. My friend's little sister almost broke my nose with one of those last summer...
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:10 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Talk to you awesomes later. :buhbye:
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:10 pm
Manda Kondrael - Bye! (Short will be nice and do it, right? :beg: )
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:11 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Fine...
Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:11 pm

lol



Isn't that dangerous? Unless your purse is insulated and has a temperature control.

Calista Beth Mimetes: *Paints chat room bright purple*
Calista Beth Mimetes: *Draws bright orange flowers on the bright purple wall*
Calista Beth Mimetes: Now let's see who faints when they come in here... XDDD

One Hour Later...

Balec Verge: *Faints*

Haha!

Rin Wants to Read One of My Stories...

Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:33 pm

Lady Kitra Mimetes - You know, I don't believe I'm acquainted with any stories you might be writing. : D

DairyMaid - *shrinks* Erm, my stories aren't... all that great to get acquainted with... : blush:

DairyMaid - And I bet you just zoomed up to read that. : rofl: ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Nonsense. I won't hear of it. ^ _^

Lady Kitra Mimetes - No... I can read it from back here...

DairyMaid - You just did hear of it.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Then I won't hear of it again!

DairyMaid - Ah, I figured you could right after I typed that. : roll: They should make tiny tiny writing.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - The part about them not being good, that is... I'll hear about the stories. : D

DairyMaid - The story bit and the "not that good" bit both fit together like a hand in a glove. : blush: : P

Lady Kitra Mimetes - A glove on the wrong hand...

DairyMaid - What if I twisted it round? It'd still fit.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Not if it's a snow glove.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Or a work glove.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Or a dish washing glove...

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Or an opera glove.

DairyMaid - : rofl:

DairyMaid - You just don't like people saying that their stories are hopeless, do you, Rinny dear? : rofl: : P

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Not if it's an untruth. : D

DairyMaid - But what if it is truth? ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Can't be.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - : D

DairyMaid - It can be, because I say so. ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - You would deny your beloved characters hope!

DairyMaid - What if my characters aren't loved, but despised? ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Then : bawl:

DairyMaid - Aww! Don't cry, Rinny! : (

DairyMaid - At least their not your characters. : D

DairyMaid - Would you enjoy reading a story that ended like an unfinished thought? That's what nearly all my stories are like. : pale: : P

Lady Kitra Mimetes - But I'm nice to my characters!

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Well... At least... well, no, I'm really not nice to them at all...

DairyMaid - Ha! See? So it's not a bad thing if I despise my characters! : rofl: ; ) @Rin

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I don't despise them, I'm just not very nice. It's for their own good!

DairyMaid - Characters don't have feelings until they're published. ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Lies! Kaida felt something just last night!

DairyMaid - Kaida?

Lady Kitra Mimetes - My snarky anti-hero that I live vicariously through.

DairyMaid - Ah, I sees. What did Kaida feel?

Lady Kitra Mimetes - She got a nasty shoulder wound.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - It hurt.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Also she was sad.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - But that's a bit of her own fault. She'll be happy later.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - It's a secret. : D

Lady Kitra Mimetes - *has to say a lot about her story*

DairyMaid - Back. I had to get the chickens out of the oven and make some gravy though it turned out lumpy and a bit runny and why did you tell Bush to tell me you're right because you're not?

(Rin had messaged Bush and told her to tell me that Rin was right )

DairyMaid - ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Because I am. : D

DairyMaid - Because I am isn't a sentence. ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - It's a fragment.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - A fragment of truth. : D

DairyMaid - : roll:

DairyMaid - I don't think you know why I'm delaying the inevitable. ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I think you're afraid of your own greatness. : D

DairyMaid - More like ashamed of my own patheticness at writing stories. : blush: But, no, that is not de ree-zonn, mi compadre! : D

Lady Kitra Mimetes - You don't want to start a war with your powerful challenge for people to make the world a better place?

DairyMaid - Nope! Not that either. : D

Lady Kitra Mimetes - You don't want the government to come after you for revealing too many of their secrets?

DairyMaid - Nopesy. Do you know what I mean by "the inevitable"?

DairyMaid - ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - A thing that will happen no matter what?

DairyMaid - Si, that iz de correct definition.

DairyMaid - And the only reason I'm delaying the inevitable (you wanting me to give you one of my stories) is because of only one reason. And it is veddy veddy seemple. ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I'm not good at simple answers.

DairyMaid - : rofl:

DairyMaid - Ok, I'll tell you. ; )

DairyMaid - *pauses*

DairyMaid - Because you didn't ask.

Lady Kitra Mimetes - *facepalm*

DairyMaid - : rofl:

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I don't like to be pushy. : D

Lady Kitra Mimetes - : rofl:

DairyMaid - I'd nearly prefer people to ask, rather than hint, because then I get to give a definite answer: Yes or No. : D

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I see.

DairyMaid - You still haven't asked. ; ) You mustn't be that desperate to see one of my half-finished horrible pieces of work. I know I wouldn't be! : rofl: ; )

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Dairy! Dairy, please! Won't you let me bask in the amazingness of prose written by your own marvelous hand??

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Or WP... if such be the case...

DairyMaid - *looks at Rin, down on her hands and knees, begging* Oh, alright. If you so insist. : roll: ; ) *adjusts glasses, not that she wears any* : rofl:

Lady Kitra Mimetes - : rofl:

Lady Kitra Mimetes - I think... I think I may not need the sugar in this ice cream...

DairyMaid - Dear Lady, I hast sent thou a mes---Wha---? Sugar on icecream? Are you kidding?! : shock: Awesome. : dieshappy:

DairyMaid - Oh, oopsies. I thought you said you put sugar on icecream. : blush: : roll:

Lady Kitra Mimetes - In... I especially asked them to put sugar in it beforehand. : D

DairyMaid - Maybe I do need glasses. : roll:

DairyMaid - I've gotta go now, Rinny. : D

DairyMaid - I sent you a message. : D

Lady Kitra Mimetes - Okay, g'bye! *hug*

DairyMaid - *huggles* Twas fun arguing with you Rin. : rofl: ; ) God bless! *gives cake*

Lady Kitra Mimetes - : D I aim to be fun to argue with. *dumps her ice cream onto the cake*

DairyMaid - *vanishes* ; )



And, because I couldn't resist Rin’s plea, I ended up giving her a story (a pathetic one ).

You sent me another story? You must have, because I don't remember reading a pathetic one.

You know what I mean.

Bahahaha! Oh, you girls...

...*suddenly misses bof of you alls*

*misses Woof too* I hasn't beens in chat wizz you in forever!

*nods sadly* I hazn't been in chat at all in forever...

[12:26:21 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: So, how's Roager been, besides busy?
[12:26:39 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: He's actually ONLINE? o.o
[12:26:48 PM] Roager the Ogre: Good.
[12:26:48 PM] Roager the Ogre: Yourself?
[12:26:48 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: Hi Ryan! (wave)
[12:26:52 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: XD
[12:26:57 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: Pretttty good
[12:27:09 PM] Roager the Ogre: Sup, Shorty! (wave)
[12:27:20 PM] Roager the Ogre: That's a lot of t's for pretty good.
[12:27:49 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: XDDD
[12:28:12 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: I likes my repeating letters.
[12:28:44 PM] Roager the Ogre: I'll say.
[12:29:27 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: You have a problem with that? XD
[12:29:44 PM] Roager the Ogre: Nope. Not at allllll.
[12:29:44 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: Wow, Ames, that was almost mean. O_O
[12:29:59 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: Normally I'd just be "XD", but... from Amy? O__________O
[12:30:23 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: *slips away to her corner*
[12:31:02 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: I'm just messing with you, Amy darling. XD
[12:31:12 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: *pulls little sister out of corner and hugs her*
[12:31:51 PM] Roager the Ogre: In this corner we have the welterweight champion of multiple letter posting shenanigans.
[12:32:05 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: What?
[12:32:06 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: *hugs Liza but doesn't exactly want to be brought out of her corner*
[12:32:11 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: :^)
[12:32:13 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: Whattttt?
[12:32:17 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: *goes into corner with Ames then*
[12:32:33 PM] Roager the Ogre: I was doing an announcer voice for boxing...
[12:32:56 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: What is a welter...what? XD
[12:34:23 PM] Roager the Ogre: It is a weight class in boxing and MMA.
[12:34:41 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes:
[12:34:50 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: Um...I think maybe I found the wrong corner.
[12:34:58 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: *scurries off to a different corner*
[12:36:00 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: Ah. xD
[12:38:10 PM] Roager the Ogre: In this new corner we have the terror that flaps in the night, the tenacious raven that never said nevermore to friends, Army Amy!
[12:38:35 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: *goes to new corner*
[12:39:12 PM] Roager the Ogre: I'm running out of corners...XD
[12:39:31 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: This is goooood. XD
[12:43:17 PM] Roager the Ogre: In this other corner completely unrelated to the other two but still in the same room, we have the tic tac toe middle school crusher, the cartwheel maniac from down the lane...Amy the annihilater.
[12:43:46 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: LOL
[12:44:32 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: Huh? 0.0
[12:45:41 PM] Roager the Ogre: *falls into couch*
[12:45:59 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: INTO?
[12:46:08 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: Bad Couchy! I TOLD you, no more eating people!!!!!!
[12:46:15 PM] Lady Nicole Mimetes: XD
[12:46:18 PM] Roager the Ogre: It has deep cushions...
[12:47:07 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: That's what it wants you to think. You're actually being chewed riight now, but there's a hypnotic chemical in its saliva that makes you think you're sitting on an extra-squishy couch... COUCHY, YOU SPIT HIM OUT RIGHT NOW!!
[12:48:01 PM] Roager the Ogre: Wow. I know these teeth are supposed to be hurting me but it feels so therapeutic.
[12:51:48 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: *kicks couch* SPIT OUT THE OGRE, YOU BIG PILE O' FLUFF!!!
[12:55:26 PM] Roager the Ogre: HEY! You're kicking me!
[12:59:00 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: No, that's the hypnosis talking. *kicks couch more*
[12:59:54 PM] Roager the Ogre: I'm pretty sure that's a real foot kicking me. XD
[1:00:48 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: *couch spits Ogre out*
[1:00:51 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: FINALLY.
[1:01:07 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: *shoots couch full of arrows just to make sure*
[1:01:16 PM] Roager the Ogre: Oh.
[1:01:17 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: *of what she doesn't know*
[1:01:24 PM] Roager the Ogre: I kind of liked that couch.
[1:02:10 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: Feel free to sit on it now. It's dead.
[1:02:29 PM] Roager the Ogre: Well, now there are arrows in it.
[1:02:40 PM] Roager the Ogre: I don't know if it is a good idea to sit on it now...
[1:02:56 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: *shrug* You can if you want.
[1:04:35 PM ] NotThatShort Mimetes: I'd say pull out the arrows, but they have Super-Sticky-Stick-Solvent on them, so I doubt they'll come out.
[1:06:22 PM] Roager the Ogre: I guess I'll just get used to it poking me. Well, I guess it's not so ba.... *falls asleep*
[1:09:42 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: XDD
[1:09:58 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: Watch out for that big puddle of hypnotic saliva right next to you...
[1:10:17 PM] Roager the Ogre: That might be my drool...*falls back asleep*
[1:10:41 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: This needs to go in chatroom mishaps... XD
[1:15:05 PM] Roager the Ogre: NOOOOOOOO!
[1:15:51 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: Why not? That thread needs dusting off.
[1:16:12 PM] Roager the Ogre: I'll be embaaaaaaarraaaaaaaassed
[1:17:28 PM] Roager the Ogre: Maybe.
[1:17:38 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: So what?
[1:18:17 PM] Roager the Ogre: You've convinced me with your argument.
[1:18:25 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: Good. *nodnod*
[1:20:28 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes: viewtopic.php?p=173117#p173117
[1:20:34 PM] Roager the Ogre: oh dear.
[1:25:01 PM] NotThatShort Mimetes:

Ohhhh my goodness...

Oh my word, that's funny!

I thought CRM could use a bit of dusting off.

I found this quite amusing.

Danko Sandai said: (Profile) Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:14 pm
Punch buggy RED! *Punches everyone in chat!* No returns!
Lady Kitra Mimetes said: (Profile) Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:15 pm
*stabs Danko in the leg*
Lady Kitra Mimetes said: (Profile) Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:15 pm
It's not a punch.
Danko Sandai said: (Profile) Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:15 pm

Danko Sandai said: (Profile) Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:16 pm
*Faints*

*Applauds* Bravo! Bravo! Benissimo!

HEY! NOBODY STABS MY ETHAN IN THE LEG!!! NOT EVEN MEOW!!!
*cough*
Very funny.

You guys are awesome.

Aww, poor Danko! Did you have to be so aggressive, Rin?

Part One: Balec being strange

Balec Verge - I'm all alone!!! Wahhh!! Wahh!!!
Balec Verge - *Turns evil*
Balec Verge - You think this chat room is safe...It is an illusion. A comforting glitch embedded to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace...For I have returned...to have my vengeance. ARGH!!!! *Pushes over buckets of glitter*
Balec Verge - ...Oops...Sorry.

Part Two: New Nickname

(Speaking about a Youtube video Danko uploaded)

Balec Verge - Ah, so who was the 2nd like from?
Danko Sandai - @Blec my other friend
Danko Sandai - *Balec
Danko Sandai - I'm so sorry... -_-
Balec Verge - Ooh! Blech is what people should call me when I'm sick!
Balec Verge -And I mean my health, not my possible mental state...Just clearing that up

Bahahahaha!

This one just happened, so technically Part Three, I guess.

Green Mist de Mimetes: ... boo.
Balec Verge: *Screams* AHH!!!
NotThatShort Mimetes:
Green Mist de Mimetes:
Balec Verge: *Checks heart*
Balec Verge: *Pants*
Balec Verge: **Notices heart palpitations*
Green Mist de Mimetes: I actually scared someone for once!
Calista Beth Mimetes:

WELCOME TO THE OGREHOOD!

Starring:

Lady E as Four
Jessie Quill as Roager The Ogre Troll
Idril as Ogre the Roager
Amanda as Ogre Ate Roager
Ophelia as Roager An Ogre
The real Roager as Jack McGee
Lady Kitra Mimetes as Venoma Slitherstep

Roager The Ogre Troll - Who is Roager?
Four - For, And, Now, But, Or, Yet, So
Four - *self-satisfied look*
Four - Whoever you are. I have no doubt that either the real Roager is hiding somewhere or you're Roager pretending not to be.
Ogre the Roager - Why are there so many Roagers/Ogres pretending to be me?
Roager The Ogre Troll - *stokes chin*
Roager An Ogre - : )
Four - 'cause you're cool. 
Four - How do you stoke a chin?
Ogre the Roager - And we are joined by a third Roager.
Roager The Ogre Troll - I'm a troll, not an ogre. ;-)
Roager The Ogre Troll - I am a Troll named Roager.
Four - This day makes about as much sense as this song:
Four - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAbZzdalZh4
Roager The Ogre Troll - But YOU, sir, are an imposter.
Ogre the Roager - No. I am a Roager named Ogre.
Roager An Ogre - I think Roager An Ogre is the proper title.
Roager The Ogre Troll - No, I'm the proper title.
Roager The Ogre Troll - ROAGER IS NO LONGER AN OGRE, BUT A TROLL!
Four -
Roager The Ogre Troll -
Roager An Ogre - *Prepares to be evil*
Roager The Ogre Troll - **Prepares to be evil**
Ogre the Roager - He should then be called Roager the Troll.
Roager An Ogre - But maybe he's part Troll and part Ogre?
Ogre the Roager - Yes. Maybe a half of both.
Roager The Ogre Troll - Meta-crisis Ogre
Ogre the Roager - Then it should be Roager the Ogre-Troll. Or Roager the Troll-Ogre.
Roager The Ogre Troll - Or Roager The Meta-Crisis
Ogre the Roager - That is a good suggestion too.
Ogre ate Roager - heehee
Ogre the Roager - Oh my! Ogre ate Roager?! :O
Ogre the Roager - But isn't Ogre Roager?
Ogre ate Roager - yup
Ogre ate Roager - i ate myself
Roager The Ogre Troll - But some times ogres grow desperate....
Ogre the Roager - Wow. That is something.
Roager The Ogre Troll - Welp, I'm heading to skype because I need to finish my goal for Camp NaNo. Have fun you trolling ogres!
Ogre ate Roager - yes, but onlyy the verryy talented can eat themselves and survive
Roager An Ogre - Ogre /ate/ Roager? That's tragic. At least there's a whole tribe of us!
Ogre ate Roager - Thank you.
Ogre ate Roager - No ogres may leave!
Ogre ate Roager - There is, but it is getting smaller. 
Ogre the Roager - Yes, we are fortunate to be so many Ogres. Or so many Roagers.
Roager The Ogre Troll - Ack!
Roager The Ogre Troll - But I have a deadline!
Roager An Ogre - I'm trying to grow the tribe. It's a slow process.
Roager The Ogre Troll - *pulls out last hair on head*
Ogre ate Roager -
Ogre ate Roager - We could eat this Four person...
Roager The Ogre Troll - Yes we should.
Four - Ohhh, no. I taste bad.
Roager An Ogre - If we ate Four, would we gain a Roager/Ogre/Troll thing?
Roager An Ogre - brb
Ogre the Roager - If we ate Four, then we would be Five.
Roager The Ogre Troll - Then we'd be The Four Ogres. OGRE-CEPTION!
Roager An Ogre - Back
Roager The Ogre Troll - Oh, true. We'd be five...
Ogre ate Roager -
Roager An Ogre -
Four - I'm serious. Numbers are horrible. I've eaten them before. Not even ketchup will make them edible.
Ogre ate Roager - *eats Four anyway*\
Roager The Ogre Troll - We should do this more often.
Four - *resists*
Roager An Ogre - Do what?
Ogre the Roager - Eating numbers? Or becoming Ogres?
Roager The Ogre Troll - I love numbers! Numbers are tastey to me!
Ogre ate Roager - *chews Four thoroughly*
Roager The Ogre Troll - TROLLS LIKE NUMBERS.  *Prepares to be evil*
Roager The Ogre Troll - @Ogre the Roager - Both.
Roager An Ogre - Are Ogres social creatures to all come together this way?
Ogre the Roager - It would be good. Strength in numbers, you see.
Four - Could you chew more gently please? That hurts.
Roager The Ogre Troll - Actually, we're a club of hermits. Ogres United. We meet up every ten years and talk about... hermit stuff.
Ogre the Roager - Don't you want to join our band of Ogreship? @Four
Ogre the Roager - Or Ogrehood.
Roager The Ogre Troll - OGREHOOD! *raises fist*
Roager The Ogre Troll - *pulls on hood*
Roager An Ogre - *Does the same*
Ogre the Roager - *does it too*
Ogre the Roager - Ogres unite!
Four - I will stick with my numerous alias. 
Roager The Ogre Troll - Hoo-rah!
Ogre ate Roager - There's no such thing as chewing gently. *swallows*
Roager The Ogre Troll - We are so legit.
Roager An Ogre - You could gum Four, maybe, and not chew.
Four - Ick. *yells up* Could you at least swallow a book so I have something to do?
Roager The Ogre Troll - LOL
Ogre the Roager - We are so cool! *fistbumps the other Ogres*
Roager An Ogre - *Hands Ogre ate Roager a dictionary* Here, swallow this.
Ogre ate Roager - Sure! *swallows dictionary*
Roager The Ogre Troll - That'll keep you busy for a while.
Ogre ate Roager - Does anyone have some spare fantasy books I could eat too?
Four - Send me down Empire of Ivory! I'm waiting for that one!
Roager An Ogre - *Heads over to the library*
Varon - Whew. Finished designing that character
Roager An Ogre - They say they don't have it yet! *Shouts into 'Ate Roager's mouth* What's your second choice?
Roager The Ogre Troll - *parks JARDIS above the chat room and sits in the doorway, working on a short story*
Ogre ate Roager - I'M GOING TO GO DEAF STOP YELLING
Four - Uh....Silmarillion?
Four - Can you go deaf from someone yelling into your mouth? O.o
Ogre ate Roager - Well, it is close to my ears....
Roager An Ogre - *Looks* Yup! They have it! *Shoves book down 'Ate Roager's throat*
Roager The Ogre Troll - Apparently.
Four - Thanks. Umm. What about a light?
Ogre ate Roager - hey! *tries not to choke* *swallows* Ugh, you guys are so impolite.
Ogre ate Roager - I have LED lighting in my stomach. -_-
Four - Could you just stand under a light bulb with your mouth open real wide? : beg :
Roager The Ogre Troll - Oh my. *shakes head and ignores the bantering*
Roager An Ogre - I'm trying to be kind to Four! Four is the one that got swallowed!
Ogre ate Roager - But you don't have to choke me while I'm at it!
Four - Yeah. It was kind of impolite to swallow me. 
Ogre ate Roager - No, srsly, I have LED lighting in my stomach, I instaled it earlier...
Ogre ate Roager - True, but I'm an Ogre.
Four - Hmph. *tries to get comfortable*
Four - *pokes something in her way* Is that a spleen?
Roager An Ogre - I'd be careful in there if I were you, Four.
Jack McGee - AH! So many ogres! Is it Roager's family reunion? XD
Roager The Ogre Troll - *raises eyebrows*
Ogre ate Roager - Hey, that tickles!
Ogre ate Roager - I think it is. 
Ogre the Roager - It's an Ogrehood, Mr. Jack.
Ogre the Roager - Join us!
Jack McGee - XD
Ogre ate Roager - If you don't join us, I'll have to eat you.
Roager An Ogre - You can join, if you'd like. (Watch out for 'Ogre Ate Roager', that one ate Four.)
Ogre the Roager - Yes. And then we will have more Ogres in the Ogrehood.
Roager The Ogre Troll - I'm actually a Troll, but I wanted to join a club, so. *wiggles back into JARDIS and flies it back down to the floor*
Jack McGee - You can't eat me. I'm Jack McGee, reporter tracking the whereabouts of a dangerous green monster on the lose.
Roager An Ogre - And Roager, as it seems...
Jack McGee - loose*
Venoma Slitherstep - TROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!
Venoma Slitherstep - IN THE CHAT ROOM!
Venoma Slitherstep - TROLL IN THE CHAT ROOM!
Venoma Slitherstep - Thought you ought to know...
Roager The Ogre Troll - O.O
Four - http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003546 ... xlarge.png
Roager The Ogre Troll - SNAKE. SNAKE IN THE CHAT ROOM.
Ogre ate Roager -
Ogre ate Roager - Awww, I have to go to bed. *spits Four out*
Ogre ate Roager - i'll fix my account tomorrow... it's been majorly weirded.... And for anyone who hadn't previously discovered this fact, I am Manda, and ALL of the information on my profile is incorrect, including gender and age. 
Four - *tumbles out on the floor, covered in digestive acids*
Four - Hey! My books!
Four - I knew you were Manda. 
Roager An Ogre - Goodnight, 'Ate Roager!
Venoma Slitherstep - Please tell me I'm not the only one who got that...
Ogre ate Roager - *eats snake so it doesn't hurt anyone*
Ogre ate Roager - Don't forget the books... I spit those out with you.
Roager An Ogre - *Helps Four up*
Roager The Ogre Troll - Darn. None of the Chapters of the Panopticon wore white. I THOUGHT ONE OF THEM WORE WHITE! *shakes fist at DW continuity* *goes back to writing*
Four - Thanks. *looks down at dress* I'm afraid I shall need new attire. 
Roager The Ogre Troll - Goodnight Manda! YOU WERE AWESOME!
Ogre ate Roager - DRESS?
Ogre ate Roager - I thought I ate a guy. -_-
Ogre ate Roager - That'll teach me to think all numbers are guys.
Roager An Ogre - Goodnight, Manda! Thanks for joining the tribe! 
Ogre ate Roager -  If you say so. Goodnight Ogres and... um... other people. 
Varon - Well, this is a bit awkward
Ogre the Roager - Night, Manda! It was great having you in the Ogrehood. 
Varon - Adios!
Venoma Slitherstep - Maybe I should become a Hugely Wuthering Snake...
Four - Nope, I'm....pretty sure I'm not a guy
Four -
Venoma Slitherstep - *reads a book on how to Hugely Wuther*
Jack McGee - With so many ogres it makes it seem like you all are in a boyband, er, ogreband.
Four - : D
Jack McGee - Sing us a song! *claps*
Roager An Ogre - Ogres don't sing. They don't have feelings.
Roager The Ogre Troll - I must go as well. If anyone wants to write with me or yakk, you can find me on skype. *poofs and bids everyone a blessed evening*
Four - I should probably go too. It's bedtime.
Four - Unless y'all want to try and figure out why I have no rank. 
Roager An Ogre -  Bye! Thanks for doing this with me!
Ogre the Roager - *waves at the Ogre Troll* : buhbye :
Ogre the Roager - Our Ogrehood diminishes!
Ogre the Roager - : (
Jack McGee - Bye, Ogres!
Varon - I sort of failed a Turing test
Jack McGee - As in turning a steering wheel or as in turning into an animal?
Four - *saunters out*
Jack McGee - Oh, turing. Misread that.
Varon - As in, the test they give A.I to see if they qualify as AI and can pass as a human
Jack McGee - Oh, misread that. Turing that test.
Ogre the Roager - Bye, Four. We're sorry we could not convince you enough to join the Ogrehood. 
Roager An Ogre - Bye, Four!
Roager An Ogre - brb
Jack McGee - Bye, four!

Wow...that was incredible. Just wow.

That's hilarious.

Also, Varon, how does one fail the Turing test? *wants to know more*

The Ogre is always hilarious... even if it's not really him but his impersonators.

*Laughs* Thanks for posting this!

*Was 'Roager An Ogre'*

That's hilarious.

Someone already did. Thank you, whoever you are!

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was amazing!!!

Something to keep CRM alive...Ooh! I'm giving CRM CPR!

Balec Verge: *Pokes Vivace with a M&M to see if he's here, then throws it at Black Hawk's name*
Balec Verge: I'm updating the system. I'm going to use M&Ms instead of Skittles.
Elly: Can I eat the skittles then?
Balec Verge: *Taken aback* Uh, yeah, sure, I guess.
Elly: *dumps skittles into a big bowl and sets it in the middle of chat*
Balec Verge: *Takes a Skittle and throws it with an M&M at Black Hawk's name*
Lady Kitra Mimetes:*picks out the red skittles*
Lady Kitra Mimetes: Skittles was originally the name for nine-pins.
Balec Verge: *Watches Kitra in a mix of horror, curiosity, confusion, and amusement*
Balec Verge: Nine-what, now?
Lady Kitra Mimetes: Nine-pins.
Lady Kitra Mimetes: Table top bowling.
Balec Verge said: Table top bowling?
Black Hawk: Back
Black Hawk: *looks at the mess of Skittles and M&M's around him*
Lady Kitra Mimetes: *picks up the red ones*
Black Hawk: *noms M&M's*
Balec Verge: *Aghast* What about the Skittles, Black Hawk?
Black Hawk: I like M&M's better. *doesn't really know what a Skittle is anyway*...
Balec Verge:
Lady Kitra Mimetes: It's nine-pins.
Elly: *loves Skittles*
Elly: Fruit-flavored chewy candies in the same shape of M&Ms.
Black Hawk: Oohhh... Sounds kinda familiar...

*sends Hawk a pack of Skittles (the candy)*

*Administers CPR again*

Come on people! We need more funny CRMs!

Lord Sandefur: How are you?
Elly: I'm fine.
*Cue 45 minute lapse*
Balec Verge: I'm good too!
Balec Verge: *Notices he has come 45 minutes late*...Oh.

*dumps Caterpillar incident in here* (heads up, it's a long one And you'll wanna skim it probably, but...people wanted this to be active so ) *changes smilies so they'll not clog the post up*
Enjoy--



Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Plunks self down in chat *
Yesterday, 7:52 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Hi.
Yesterday, 7:55 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Grins * Ello.
Yesterday, 7:55 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - I tried. *Posted on G+ and FB *
Yesterday, 7:55 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *grins back* Small group right now.
Yesterday, 7:55 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Yup. ^__^ People might flood in any moment.
Yesterday, 7:56 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Can always hope. *
Yesterday, 7:56 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *stops nailing bolts over the door* Oh, right. We want them to come.
Yesterday, 7:57 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes -
Yesterday, 7:57 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Yes.
Yesterday, 7:57 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Why do you think I went around asking people?
Yesterday, 7:57 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Manda!
Yesterday, 7:58 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - You turned green!
Yesterday, 7:58 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Does that mean you're here?
Yesterday, 7:58 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Hi.
Yesterday, 7:58 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Um...*sits down and thinks about that for a bit*
Yesterday, 7:58 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Mandakon should come. ^__^
Yesterday, 7:58 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Pokes Manda with a breadstick*
Yesterday, 8:00 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *refrains from eating the breadstick* *barely*
Yesterday, 8:01 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Glares*
Yesterday, 8:02 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - What? :beg : I didn't do anything...
Yesterday, 8:02 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - This is my breadstick, thank you very much. You shall not even think of taking it.
Yesterday, 8:02 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - I know! :pale : That's why instead I thought of not taking it.
Yesterday, 8:03 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Hmphs loudly*
Yesterday, 8:03 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Goes back to poking Manda with the breadstick*
Yesterday, 8:03 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *hmphs loudlier*
Yesterday, 8:04 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *goes back to refraining from eating said breadstick*
Yesterday, 8:04 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Raises eyebrows*
Yesterday, 8:04 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *raises partially visible eyebrow*
Yesterday, 8:04 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - (no use raising the other one...)
Yesterday, 8:05 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Why is it only partially visible?
Yesterday, 8:05 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - My hair is making me look emo at the moment.
Yesterday, 8:06 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Oh /great/.
Yesterday, 8:06 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - What? *innocent*
Yesterday, 8:06 pm
RubyNessaofFelagund - Hey everyone!!
Yesterday, 8:07 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Hi Ruby!
Yesterday, 8:07 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - ^__^ *Glomps* Glad you could come!
Yesterday, 8:07 pm
RubyNessaofFelagund - Hey, I just got home from a party and I'm exhausted. Haha(: First day of summer vacation!!!!
Yesterday, 8:08 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Hands you a bread stick*
Yesterday, 8:08 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Awesome.
Yesterday, 8:08 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - I want a bread stick.
Yesterday, 8:09 pm
RubyNessaofFelagund - Yum!! (:
Yesterday, 8:09 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Hands Jeremiah one too*
Yesterday, 8:10 pm
RubyNessaofFelagund - *hands lycanis her breadstick*
Yesterday, 8:10 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - ^__^ *hands Ruby hers back* Thanks.
Yesterday, 8:11 pm
RubyNessaofFelagund - Haha (: I'm kissing stopping in to say hi because I have work in the morning and my brothers graduation party is on Sunday!! (:
Yesterday, 8:12 pm
RubyNessaofFelagund - Just
Yesterday, 8:12 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - O.o Kissing?
Yesterday, 8:12 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes -
Yesterday, 8:12 pm
RubyNessaofFelagund - Haha, yeah whoops I'm on my phone
Yesterday, 8:13 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Ish glad you were able to stop by* Does that mean you're going /now/ or you're able to stay for a few minutes?
Yesterday, 8:13 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - O.o
Yesterday, 8:13 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - What do you do for work?
Yesterday, 8:13 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *starts making pancakes on the floor*
Yesterday, 8:16 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Hi Jonathan!
Yesterday, 8:16 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Waves* Hello, Jonathan!
Yesterday, 8:16 pm
Jonathan Garner - Hi, Jeremiah and Ophelia!
Yesterday, 8:16 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Watches Jeremiah* Is the floor hot enough to cook those? O.o
Yesterday, 8:16 pm
Jonathan Garner - Hi, Ruby!
Yesterday, 8:17 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Yup. *nod* *pancakes start burning*
Yesterday, 8:17 pm
Lycanis Mimetes -
Yesterday, 8:17 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *flips them with a chisel when he can't get them off with a spatula*
Yesterday, 8:17 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Is glad I've got boots on in here*
Yesterday, 8:18 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Yes, boots come in handy. ^__^ *has boots too*
Yesterday, 8:18 pm
Jonathan Garner - Perhaps we should tell the penguins to bring some ice...
Yesterday, 8:18 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - That's probably a good idea...
Yesterday, 8:19 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - It'd make the floor hiss.
Yesterday, 8:19 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Do they have an emergency number? How do we get in touch with them?
Yesterday, 8:19 pm
Jonathan Garner - I just call them, and they come. *calls*
Yesterday, 8:20 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Ooh, okay. ^__^
Yesterday, 8:20 pm
Jonathan Garner - *penguins fly in on tiny helicopters, with a block of ice under each helicopter*
Yesterday, 8:20 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Worries that the room won't be good for them*
Yesterday, 8:20 pm
Jonathan Garner - *the ice drops to the hot floor and starts melting*
Yesterday, 8:20 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *scrambles out of the way* O.o
Yesterday, 8:21 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Oooh! Helicopters! ^__^
Yesterday, 8:21 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *watches from safe distance* ^__^
Yesterday, 8:21 pm
RubyNessaofFelagund - Hey sorry guys. I really gotta go. I almost fell asleep. Goodnight!! Love you all
Yesterday, 8:21 pm
Jonathan Garner - Bye, Ruby.
Yesterday, 8:22 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Goodnight! God bless!
Yesterday, 8:22 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Goodnight, Ruby!
Yesterday, 8:22 pm
Jonathan Garner - *ice finishes melting, leaving the floor cool once more*
Yesterday, 8:22 pm
Jonathan Garner - I wonder what caused the floor to be so hot?
Yesterday, 8:22 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Throws a soggy pancake at Jonathan* ...
Yesterday, 8:23 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Skips about the damp floor*
Yesterday, 8:23 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - I put pancake batter on it.
Yesterday, 8:23 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - O.o
Yesterday, 8:24 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - He's gone. D=
Yesterday, 8:24 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - You shouldn't have thrown pancakes at him.
Yesterday, 8:24 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - :bawl : The pancake poofed him!
Yesterday, 8:24 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Wails loudly*
Yesterday, 8:25 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - :bawl :
Yesterday, 8:25 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - B-b-but I didn't knoooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Yesterday, 8:25 pm
Jonathan Garner - The pancake missed me and broke my chat.
Yesterday, 8:26 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Jonathan!!!
Yesterday, 8:26 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Whew. O.o That was close...
Yesterday, 8:26 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *eyes remaining pancakes* O.o
Yesterday, 8:26 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Ish sorry*
Yesterday, 8:26 pm
Jonathan Garner - Those are dangerous pancakes... they made the floor hot, and broke my chat...
Yesterday, 8:27 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Where'd you get that batter, Jeremiah? O.o
Yesterday, 8:27 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Ummm...I found them in Roager's pantry. :pale :
Yesterday, 8:28 pm
Jonathan Garner - That explains it.
Yesterday, 8:28 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - They were outdated...
Yesterday, 8:28 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - So you decided to put them on the chat floor?
Yesterday, 8:29 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Why not?
Yesterday, 8:29 pm
Jonathan Garner -
Yesterday, 8:30 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Oooh, maybe to help patch the cracks in the chat floor from the changes?
Yesterday, 8:30 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Uhhh, yes, that. *nods*
Yesterday, 8:31 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - ^__^ How helpful.
Yesterday, 8:31 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - ^__^
Yesterday, 8:31 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - (Except not really. )
Yesterday, 8:32 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Did you happen to take anything else from Roager's pantry?
Yesterday, 8:33 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Uh...no...
Yesterday, 8:33 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *edges away*
Yesterday, 8:33 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Follows you*
Yesterday, 8:34 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *runs*
Yesterday, 8:34 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Stops and considers if I would be able to catch you*
Yesterday, 8:35 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *has no clue*
Yesterday, 8:35 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - I'm thinking not.
Yesterday, 8:35 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - I'm normally short-winded, but with someone chasing me...
Yesterday, 8:35 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Is shortwinded too*
Yesterday, 8:36 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Hey, Jonathan, you just stay there and I'll chase him your way.
Yesterday, 8:36 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *runs to the wall, opens a door, and runs out* D=
Yesterday, 8:37 pm
Jonathan Garner - I'm staying out of this.
Yesterday, 8:37 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - ( )
Yesterday, 8:37 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Sits in a corner and pouts*
Yesterday, 8:37 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Why? *Grins* You could be helpful.
Yesterday, 8:38 pm
Jonathan Garner - You seem to have the situation under control.
Yesterday, 8:38 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *opens door behind Ophelia and peers out*
Yesterday, 8:38 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Oh really? *Ish glad you think so* *Gets up*
Yesterday, 8:39 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Why're you running away, Jeremiah?
Yesterday, 8:39 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Well, um...*backs away again* Why're you chasing me?
Yesterday, 8:40 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Because you were backing away! So I followed, and you ran away!
Yesterday, 8:40 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Oh. O.o
Yesterday, 8:41 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Why?
Yesterday, 8:41 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *pokes head in*
Yesterday, 8:41 pm
Jonathan Garner - Hi, Elizabeth!
Yesterday, 8:41 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Hi, Imnott! Glomp Jeremiah! He keeps running away from me for no reason!
Yesterday, 8:41 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Waves sweetly*
Yesterday, 8:42 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Hi! ^__^
Yesterday, 8:42 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - And not for no reason! She was chasing me for no reason!
Yesterday, 8:42 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *glomps Jeremiah obediently*
Yesterday, 8:42 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Hey Jonathan!
Yesterday, 8:42 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *glomps Ophelia too*
Yesterday, 8:42 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - He was trying to get away for no reason!
Yesterday, 8:42 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Is glomped*
Yesterday, 8:43 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - She was asking questions for no reason!
Yesterday, 8:43 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - He had pancake batter from Roager's pantry and was putting it on the chat floor!
Yesterday, 8:44 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - What else was I supposed to do with it?
Yesterday, 8:44 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - So why are you tattling to ME? O.o
Yesterday, 8:45 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Raises eyebrows and shakes head* Why would your first thought be to put it on the floor?
Yesterday, 8:45 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Grins* Because you should be updated on this very important turn of events? @Imnott
Yesterday, 8:46 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - I think my first thought has already been evidenced. *raises partially-visible eyebrow*
Yesterday, 8:46 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Jonathan is staying out of this.
Yesterday, 8:46 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Wait, why is Jeremiah's eyebrow partially invisible? O.o That's what I want to know.
Yesterday, 8:47 pm
Jonathan Garner - Yep.
Yesterday, 8:47 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Emo hair.
Yesterday, 8:47 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - (/very/emo)
Yesterday, 8:48 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - O.o
Yesterday, 8:48 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Okey dokey then
Yesterday, 8:49 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Snickers*
Yesterday, 8:49 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - I'm doiig my nails. ^__^
Yesterday, 8:49 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *dong
Yesterday, 8:49 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Would you like a breadstick?
Yesterday, 8:49 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *DOING
Yesterday, 8:49 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Goodness. Touchscreen doth not like me.
Yesterday, 8:49 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Dong?
Yesterday, 8:49 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Would anyone like a dingdoing?
Yesterday, 8:50 pm
Jonathan Garner - I like you.
Yesterday, 8:50 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Thank you.
Yesterday, 8:50 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Yesh, we like you. Not like those nassssty touch screenses.
Yesterday, 8:51 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Sure! What's that? O.o XD
Yesterday, 8:51 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Might want one*
Yesterday, 8:51 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - And yes, a breadstick would be lovely.
Yesterday, 8:51 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - I don't know. *hands each of you one*
Yesterday, 8:51 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *bites it*
Yesterday, 8:52 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *immediately explodes*
Yesterday, 8:52 pm
Lycanis Mimetes -
Yesterday, 8:52 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - :bawl :
Yesterday, 8:52 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - :bawl :
Yesterday, 8:52 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *bits of purple confetti f
Yesterday, 8:52 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *rain down*
Yesterday, 8:53 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Throws away dingdong*
Yesterday, 8:53 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *explosion comes from where it lands*
Yesterday, 8:53 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - I guess they are explosives...
Yesterday, 8:53 pm
Jonathan Garner - *has a snake with superpowers scan his breadstick with X-ray vision* *no issues are detected* *munches his breadstick quietly*
Yesterday, 8:53 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Even in exploded-ness, the touchscreen doesn't like me.
Yesterday, 8:53 pm
Lycanis Mimetes -
Yesterday, 8:54 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *blows up your touchscreen to see if it'll behave better*
Yesterday, 8:54 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes -
Yesterday, 8:54 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - May I pet your snake, Jonathan?
Yesterday, 8:55 pm
Jonathan Garner - Apparently the explosive breadsticks were mixed in with non-explosive breadsticks to camouflage them.
Yesterday, 8:55 pm
Jonathan Garner - Sure, Ophelia.
Yesterday, 8:55 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - No, the dingdoing was the explosive. XD
Yesterday, 8:55 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - O.o
Yesterday, 8:55 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *decides he shouldn't give anyone any food anymore tonight* O.o
Yesterday, 8:56 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Pets snake gently* ^__^
Yesterday, 8:56 pm
Jonathan Garner - Ah. Well, I'll have my snake scan all food tonight, for safety purposes.
Yesterday, 8:56 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - You didn't tell us it was food. I didn't even know what it was. I just decided to bite it.
Yesterday, 8:56 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - And now I'm a ghostie.
Yesterday, 8:56 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Sounds like a good idea. ^__^
Yesterday, 8:57 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - @Jeremiah, You should give anyone /anything/ in chat. It seems to end up being dangerous. Caterpillars, pancakes, dingdongs.
Yesterday, 8:57 pm
Lycanis Mimetes -
Yesterday, 8:57 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *shouldn't
Yesterday, 8:57 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *makes ghostly ghostie noises*
Yesterday, 8:57 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Should. ^__^
Yesterday, 8:58 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *gives Ophelia a bed*
Yesterday, 8:58 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Dances in circles and listens to : http://youtu.be/0y_zHSxEo9A *
Yesterday, 8:58 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Yeah, yeah, I know. @Jeremiah
Yesterday, 8:59 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *nods*
Yesterday, 8:59 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - (*Is really stationary on the stairs*)
Yesterday, 8:59 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *gives Ophelia a big, fluffy pillow*
Yesterday, 8:59 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - (*is glad that Ophelia is not dancing in circles on the stairs* O.o)
Yesterday, 9:00 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - (*Laughs*)
Yesterday, 9:00 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - Hi, Nicole!
Yesterday, 9:00 pm
Jonathan Garner - Are you listening to that with headphones, Ophelia?
Yesterday, 9:01 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Nicole!
Yesterday, 9:01 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Nicole! :bawl :
Yesterday, 9:01 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *sees no Nicle*
Yesterday, 9:01 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *Nocle
Yesterday, 9:02 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - ACKKKK
Yesterday, 9:02 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - N I C O L E
Yesterday, 9:02 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - @Jonathan, Yes.
Yesterday, 9:02 pm
Jonathan Garner -
Yesterday, 9:03 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Sighs* I should go to bed now.
Yesterday, 9:03 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Bye Ophelia.
Yesterday, 9:04 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - God bless!
Yesterday, 9:04 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Goodnight Ophelia dear! *hugs*
Yesterday, 9:04 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - ^__^ I'm glad we got to chat - it was fun! *Waves to all* Thanks for coming!
Yesterday, 9:04 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - *Hugs Imnott back*
Yesterday, 9:04 pm
Jonathan Garner - Good night, Ophelia. It was nice to talk with you.
Yesterday, 9:05 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Me too. ^__^ Thanks for starting it.
Yesterday, 9:05 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *waves*
Yesterday, 9:05 pm
Ophelia MirZA Mimetes - :salute : *Poofs*
Yesterday, 9:05 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - *surfs on waves*
Yesterday, 9:06 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Nicole!
Yesterday, 9:06 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Nicoley-oley- ! ^__^
Yesterday, 9:06 pm
Lady Nicole - Hiya! ^>^
Yesterday, 9:07 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Hi! ^__^
Yesterday, 9:07 pm
Jonathan Garner - Hi, Nicole!
Yesterday, 9:07 pm
Lady Nicole - Hi, Jonathan!
Yesterday, 9:08 pm
Lady Nicole - *hasn't been on sci-fi chat in ages* O.o
Yesterday, 9:08 pm
Jonathan Garner - *hasn't either*
Yesterday, 9:08 pm
Jonathan Garner - *whispers* Don't eat any food here. It's apparently dangerous.
Yesterday, 9:10 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *whispers* And I had nothing, nothing to do with anything, despite the stories you might here. O.o
Yesterday, 9:10 pm
Lady Nicole - Good to know. O.o
Yesterday, 9:10 pm
Jonathan Garner -
Yesterday, 9:11 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Suuuuuuuuure.
Yesterday, 9:11 pm
Lady Nicole - *whispers* Why is Jonathan rolling his eyes?
Yesterday, 9:11 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *whispers* I don't know...he does it a lot doesn't he? O.o
Yesterday, 9:12 pm
Jonathan Garner - The same reason Elizabeth is saying "sure" in such a way.
Yesterday, 9:12 pm
Lady Nicole - He hasn't rolled his eyes at me in a veryyy long time.
Yesterday, 9:13 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - I DIDN'T! I'M INNOCENT!!! :bawl :
Yesterday, 9:13 pm
Lady Nicole - Ah... *looks suspiciously at the Jeremiah*
Yesterday, 9:14 pm
Lady Nicole - O.o Don't...cryyy.
Yesterday, 9:14 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - *sniffs* 'LiziShort shouldn't have bitten the Dingdoing...
Yesterday, 9:15 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - He's just being dramatic. And *cough* rather untruthful...
Yesterday, 9:15 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - Well, I thought we were all sharing food!
Yesterday, 9:16 pm
Lady Nicole - *shakes head* This is sure a confusing place tonight....
Yesterday, 9:16 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - Dingdoings do not like to be bitten.
Yesterday, 9:16 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - As clearly evidenced earlier this fine evening.
Yesterday, 9:16 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - YOU shouldn't have given me explosives!! :bawl :
Yesterday, 9:16 pm
NotThatShort Mimetes - @Nic- isn't it usually?
Yesterday, 9:16 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - I didn't know they WERE explosives! :bawl :
Yesterday, 9:17 pm
Lady Nicole - I wouldn't know. I'm never over here
Yesterday, 9:17 pm
Jonathan Garner - Then there was the incident with the burning floor and the penguins in helicopters bringing ice...
Yesterday, 9:19 pm
Lycanis Mimetes - And the pancakes!
Yesterday, 9:19 pm
Jonathan Garner - Exactly.
Yesterday, 9:20 pm
Lady Nicole - My goodness. Y'all...O.o
Yesterday, 9:21 pm

lol - that's hilarious.

So, what other breadsticks should we look out for?

* giggles storms *

I love the bit where Jonathan was supposedly chased off by a soggy pancake.

And...the pancakes on the floor.

And the inarticulate explanations at the end to Nicole about what was going on in chat....

Glad you liked, sis.

Another mishap, courtesy of Jessie and I.


[8/22/13 9:46:26 PM] mango_laugh: I had sort of put that story on the back burner for a while.
[8/22/13 9:47:10 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Good. Thanketh. `^_^

*nods* I know how that goes...
[8/22/13 9:47:28 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Most of my stories are there. xD
[8/22/13 9:47:31 PM] mango_laugh: xD
[8/22/13 9:47:48 PM] mango_laugh: You must have an oddly-shaped stove, then.
[8/22/13 9:47:59 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: I do. *nods* XD
[8/22/13 9:48:19 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: .........
.... ....
....
...................


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[8/22/13 9:48:29 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: It looks like that. ^
[8/22/13 9:48:44 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: The one at the bottom is the front burner. xD
[8/22/13 9:49:08 PM] mango_laugh: O.O
[8/22/13 9:49:09 PM] mango_laugh: LOL
[8/22/13 9:49:11 PM] mango_laugh: WOW
[8/22/13 9:49:22 PM] mango_laugh: THAT IS THE MOST INTERESTING STOVE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
[8/22/13 9:49:24 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: XD
[8/22/13 9:49:26 PM] mango_laugh: (rofl)
[8/22/13 9:49:40 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: (rofl)
[8/22/13 9:49:54 PM] mango_laugh: *nearly falls off of bed*
[8/22/13 9:50:08 PM] mango_laugh: Oh my...
[8/22/13 9:51:54 PM] mango_laugh: I'm not sure what my stove looks like.
[8/22/13 9:51:57 PM] mango_laugh: Maybe something like a triangle.
[8/22/13 9:52:06 PM] mango_laugh: ........................................
[8/22/13 9:52:09 PM] mango_laugh: . . . .
[8/22/13 9:52:18 PM] mango_laugh: ...... . . . . ......
[8/22/13 9:52:23 PM] mango_laugh: ...
[8/22/13 9:52:24 PM] mango_laugh: .
[8/22/13 9:52:29 PM] mango_laugh: Only like that.
[8/22/13 9:52:56 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Don't fall off the bed! O.o
[8/22/13 9:53:07 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Whoa, it's like mine. xD
[8/22/13 9:54:18 PM] mango_laugh: xD
[8/22/13 9:55:06 PM] mango_laugh: Your stove sort of looks like Frankenstien's face.
[8/22/13 9:55:24 PM] mango_laugh: I have no idea how I saw that...
[8/22/13 9:55:25 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: `^_^

XDDDDD
[8/22/13 9:55:34 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: I am quoting you...
[8/22/13 9:55:40 PM] mango_laugh: Oh my.
[8/22/13 9:55:42 PM] mango_laugh: Where?
[8/22/13 9:55:42 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: I am so quoting you...
[8/22/13 9:55:49 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Everywhere. XD
[8/22/13 9:55:50 PM] mango_laugh: Oh no.
[8/22/13 9:55:54 PM] mango_laugh: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[8/22/13 9:56:08 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: `^_^
[8/22/13 9:56:18 PM] mango_laugh: ooooooooh my
[8/22/13 9:56:58 PM] mango_laugh: ooooooooooooooooooooooooh no
[8/22/13 9:57:15 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: xD
[8/22/13 9:57:36 PM] mango_laugh: This can't end well.
[8/22/13 9:58:13 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: (devil)
[8/22/13 9:58:25 PM] mango_laugh: Though I just realized I made a glaring mistake in what I said. It should be "your stove"
[8/22/13 9:58:42 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: I fixed that. XD
[8/22/13 9:58:45 PM] mango_laugh: xD
[8/22/13 9:58:51 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: So you're fine. `^_^
[8/22/13 9:59:05 PM] mango_laugh: I'm so used to using "you're" that I forget the other version exists.
[8/22/13 9:59:07 PM] mango_laugh: LOL
[8/22/13 9:59:19 PM] mango_laugh: But not "Your fine"
[8/22/13 9:59:27 PM] mango_laugh: Because I don't owe anyone money.
[8/22/13 9:59:47 PM] mango_laugh: Darn messages arn't going through. >.<
[8/22/13 10:00:11 PM] mango_laugh: there
[8/22/13 10:00:26 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: XD
[8/22/13 10:01:20 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: That's good you don't owe anyone money. (nod) Can be a most unpleasant business. *delicate sniff*
[8/22/13 10:02:27 PM] mango_laugh: sE
[8/22/13 10:02:35 PM] mango_laugh: Wait what sort of smiley is that.
[8/22/13 10:02:43 PM] mango_laugh: It's like...
[8/22/13 10:03:00 PM] mango_laugh: A little hermit crab.
[8/22/13 10:03:09 PM] mango_laugh: If you don't have your glasses on.
[8/22/13 10:04:48 PM] mango_laugh: I am feeling sooooooooo random tonight.
[8/22/13 10:04:57 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: O.O IT'S ROAGER.
[8/22/13 10:05:08 PM] mango_laugh: Did someone slip a candy bar into my spagetti?
[8/22/13 10:05:14 PM] mango_laugh: WHAT WHERE
[8/22/13 10:05:23 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: I'm sleep deprived, I'm all about random. xD
[8/22/13 10:05:29 PM] mango_laugh: Aw
[8/22/13 10:05:37 PM] mango_laugh: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaAndom
[8/22/13 10:05:42 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: ROAGER IN HERMIT CRAB FORM. O.o
[8/22/13 10:05:50 PM] mango_laugh: OH LORD
[8/22/13 10:05:57 PM] mango_laugh: OH LORD PLEASE NO
[8/22/13 10:06:14 PM] mango_laugh: NO LORD NOT THE OGRE CRAB
[8/22/13 10:06:25 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: XD
[8/22/13 10:06:29 PM] mango_laugh: http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
[8/22/13 10:06:37 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: O.o
[8/22/13 10:06:56 PM] mango_laugh: Okay melodramatics over.
[8/22/13 10:07:01 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: *tries clicking* xD
[8/22/13 10:07:40 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: That is weird. O.o
[8/22/13 10:07:43 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: XD
[8/22/13 10:08:34 PM] mango_laugh: Isn't it?
[8/22/13 10:08:51 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Yep. XD
...
[8/22/13 10:12:46 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: I could warm up a breadstick...
[8/22/13 10:12:52 PM] mango_laugh: There's an idea.
[8/22/13 10:13:04 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: And then I could poke people on Skype with it.
[8/22/13 10:13:09 PM] mango_laugh: And --wait what do werewolves eat?
[8/22/13 10:13:09 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Or just eat it...
[8/22/13 10:13:10 PM] mango_laugh: YES
[8/22/13 10:13:36 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: I know! Poke with it, then. Eat it. It's like I'm dipping it in my friends.
[8/22/13 10:13:37 PM] mango_laugh: The Breadstick Scare. ]:)
[8/22/13 10:13:48 PM] mango_laugh: O.O
[8/22/13 10:13:53 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: And that is the most disgusting thing I've ever said. XD
[8/22/13 10:14:03 PM] mango_laugh: I was about to say..
[8/22/13 10:14:22 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Got a little graphic there, sorry kids. xD
[8/22/13 10:14:48 PM] mango_laugh: Wolf-13
[8/22/13 10:14:55 PM] mango_laugh: Instead of
[8/22/13 10:15:01 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: This is my brain on very little sleep. xD
[8/22/13 10:15:02 PM] mango_laugh: PG13
[8/22/13 10:15:03 PM] mango_laugh: Nevermind. xD
[8/22/13 10:15:06 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: XD
[8/22/13 10:15:26 PM] mango_laugh: This is like really bad horror movie.
[8/22/13 10:16:17 PM] mango_laugh: Frankenstein-shaped stoves and breadstick massacres.
[8/22/13 10:16:22 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Yes. XD
[8/22/13 10:16:44 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: And thirteen werewolves with parental guidance. (devil)
[8/22/13 10:16:44 PM] mango_laugh: This needs to go in The Hipsters Take Manhattan.
[8/22/13 10:16:57 PM] mango_laugh: (rofl)
[8/22/13 10:17:24 PM] Jeremiah Stiles:
[8/22/13 10:17:40 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: This could be your debut film. `^_^
[8/22/13 10:17:57 PM] mango_laugh: YES
[8/22/13 10:18:03 PM] mango_laugh: Oh. My.
[8/22/13 10:18:22 PM] mango_laugh: We could film it when we all go down to visit Grace.
[8/22/13 10:18:26 PM] mango_laugh: ]:)
[8/22/13 10:18:38 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Yes. ]:)
[8/22/13 10:19:04 PM] mango_laugh: She has enough siblings we could *cough* recruit.
[8/22/13 10:19:22 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: (devil)
[8/22/13 10:20:35 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: And then after filming we can eat the breadsticks. `^_^
[8/22/13 10:20:56 PM] mango_laugh: (devil)(devil)(devil)(devil)--*cough*
[8/22/13 10:21:04 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: XDD
[8/22/13 10:21:17 PM] mango_laugh: The Breadsticks of My People
[8/22/13 10:21:52 PM] mango_laugh: that joke just reached a new level of morbid
[8/22/13 10:21:55 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: XD
[8/22/13 10:22:14 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: We make a good team. xD
[8/22/13 10:22:25 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: We could do Skype improv.
[8/22/13 10:23:23 PM] mango_laugh: Yes and yes!
[8/22/13 10:23:45 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: I toasted an onion bagel instead. We could incorporate that into the sequel. (nod)
[8/22/13 10:24:46 PM] mango_laugh: Bother.
[8/22/13 10:24:54 PM] mango_laugh: I suppooooooose. |-(
[8/22/13 10:25:03 PM] mango_laugh: Bagels are rather last year.
[8/22/13 10:25:17 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: With cream...cheese?
[8/22/13 10:25:21 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Hmm.
[8/22/13 10:25:26 PM] mango_laugh: . . .
[8/22/13 10:25:35 PM] mango_laugh: strawberry cream cheese?
[8/22/13 10:25:41 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: We could add alfredo. (nod)
[8/22/13 10:25:47 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Yes. `^_^
[8/22/13 10:26:29 PM] mango_laugh: ooooooooh
[8/22/13 10:26:33 PM] mango_laugh: *considers*
[8/22/13 10:27:58 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: It could demonstrate how diet pasta sauces are unhealthy because they use alternative sweeteners like aspertame. (nod)
[8/22/13 10:30:22 PM] mango_laugh: ...................
[8/22/13 10:30:36 PM] mango_laugh: pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffthahahahahahahahahahahaha
[8/22/13 10:32:13 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: I like that idea too. `^_^
[8/22/13 10:32:40 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: I think we could get a 826 minute feature out of it, at least. (nod)
[8/22/13 10:34:04 PM] mango_laugh: O.O
[8/22/13 10:34:17 PM] mango_laugh: That's like a mini series right there.
[8/22/13 10:34:28 PM] mango_laugh: Or a non-mini series.
[8/22/13 10:34:32 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Oh yeah. (cool)
[8/22/13 10:34:41 PM] mango_laugh: I think that's more like 4 seasons.
[8/22/13 10:34:51 PM] mango_laugh: Okay.
[8/22/13 10:34:52 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: But the new thing is to spend over a week in front of the TV nonstop.
[8/22/13 10:35:01 PM] mango_laugh: *strokes chin*
[8/22/13 10:35:08 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: We need to give the people what they want. (nod)
[8/22/13 10:35:13 PM] mango_laugh: True. You are on to something!
[8/22/13 10:35:25 PM] Jeremiah Stiles:
[8/22/13 10:35:37 PM] mango_laugh: And nothing less!
[8/22/13 10:35:50 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Yes! `^_^
[8/22/13 10:36:27 PM] mango_laugh: So what should we call it?
[8/22/13 10:37:02 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Um...
[8/22/13 10:37:51 PM] mango_laugh: Alfredo Another Day
[8/22/13 10:38:00 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Deadly Diet Sauce of Destruction in--
[8/22/13 10:38:08 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Yeah, that. (nod)
[8/22/13 10:38:30 PM] mango_laugh: Diet Sauce of Death
[8/22/13 10:38:58 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Death Sauce
[8/22/13 10:38:58 PM] mango_laugh: brb
[8/22/13 10:39:04 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Okay.
[8/22/13 10:40:30 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Death Sauce on Penne
[8/22/13 10:40:55 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: (devil)
[8/22/13 10:41:48 PM] mango_laugh: PERFECT
[8/22/13 10:42:13 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: `^_^
[8/22/13 10:42:53 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: The genre is Italian Food Political Sci-Fi Horror
[8/22/13 10:43:10 PM] mango_laugh: My favorite!
[8/22/13 10:43:25 PM] mango_laugh: You, my friend, are genius.
[8/22/13 10:43:48 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: `^_^
[8/22/13 10:45:04 PM] Jeremiah Stiles: Should this go in chat mishaps? xD

LOL

Was this a HW chat?

Nope, we were on skype. *grins*

*tries to stop giggling* I love y'all to pieces. Weirdos. XD

O.o ?sodriew gnillac uoy era ohw ,yeH


*glad it made big sister laugh* Love you too. =D

Jem, Jess - I love you guys so much. XD