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 Post subject: ~Find a Cat, Make a Wish, Pray to God~
PostPosted: December 8th, 2014, 2:32 pm 
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You wake up in your room on a given normal day, only to discover something very strange.

A cat.

Although this would not be very suprising if you have cats in your room, this one is white with red eyes and two very long tails.

It is staring at you. You stare back for a few seconds.

Then, it speaks.

The strange cat explains his proposition to you. "If you make a contract with me, I can grant you a wish! Any wish your heart desires can be yours. But, in exchange, you will be granted magical powers and be forced to use them to fight evil demons. The demons are dangerous, true, but you can have anything at all in exchange. Surely there is something you want enough to risk your life for it."

"So go ahead! Make a contract with me!"


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This game is meant to be for fun. In no way does this game represent nor insinuate anything of evil or demeaning character. This is more or less a copy of this:

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.ph ... l!-THE-END

Expect insanity.

The Cat will answer after three wishes have been made in the form of replies. So go ahead.

Make. His. Day.


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 Post subject: Re: ~Find a Cat, Make a Wish, Pray to God~
PostPosted: December 9th, 2014, 1:08 pm 
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I wish I could make the cat fight the demons instead of making everyone else do it.


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 Post subject: Re: ~Find a Cat, Make a Wish, Pray to God~
PostPosted: December 29th, 2014, 12:00 am 
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Mistress Kidh wrote:
I wish I could make the cat fight the demons instead of making everyone else do it.


The cat opens its mouth to say something, but then closes it, seemingly at a loss for exactly what to say. Blinking dumbly a few times, the cat then asks you if it could have Lazer beams for eyes to fight the demons with.

Not really caring one way or another, you agree and go back to sleep, narrowly missing the sinister grin on the cat's face.

The next morning, the neighborhood authorities are running like chickens with their heads cut off as half the town seems to have caught on fire. While you and your family flee the now out of control inferno, you accidentally step on the corpse of a cat with smoldering eyes and a black sword through its gut.

Only after your car blows up along with the rest on the sidewalk do you realize that with the new powers, the cat immediately broke several treaties with the demons and decided to attack them on their home turf. Seeing as this clearly violated no less than eight treaties set before ancient times, the demons decided to start the conquest of Earth seven hundred years early.

The Cat never stood a chance.

YOU GOT THE LAZY ENDING!
"You know, you would have heard about these treaties if you actually went and did it yourself...."


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 Post subject: Re: ~Find a Cat, Make a Wish, Pray to God~
PostPosted: December 29th, 2014, 10:31 am 
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I wish I had the ability to communicate perfectly. No misunderstanding, confusion...

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PostPosted: December 29th, 2014, 9:05 pm 
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Karthmin wrote:
I wish I had the ability to communicate perfectly. No misunderstanding, confusion...


Oddly enough, the cat grants this power without protest, and you achieve perfect communication. You notice this as your mannerisms change to reflect your new habits, and everyone you meet finds you quite easy to talk to. As you go through this new life, you realize that some of your physical traits have been altered as well. Weight never becomes an issue, your eyesight, although hereditarily poor, becomes near perfect, and your hearing never dulls.

As time goes on, you are known as a great communicator, always able to get your point across and seemingly able to understand everyone you meet. Time and life seem to have granted you a good hand.

Unfortunately, as you are also contractually obligated to fight demons, you find that while you fight them, you begin to understand them as well. They were once human at a time, when the world was older.

Befriending some of them, you learn of their woes, and find great sorrow that you cannot help them. As you grow older, have a family, and retain experience in fighting the darker demons, your greatest regret is the inability to fully help the very human demons that you fight. Eventually, your ability to communicate with people starts to fade as your age robs your youth.

Finally, during the last hours, the cat comes back, and you communicate with it for the last time, before you pass.

YOU GAIN THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR ENDING
"Because I wish I had that too- I didn't have the heart to corrupt that ending."


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 Post subject: Re: ~Find a Cat, Make a Wish, Pray to God~
PostPosted: January 3rd, 2015, 9:21 pm 
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Haha! Great! :D I like it!

Can I make another wish? If so, I wish to be immortal.

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 Post subject: Re: ~Find a Cat, Make a Wish, Pray to God~
PostPosted: January 3rd, 2015, 11:07 pm 
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I wish to be omnipotent, Cat.

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 Post subject: Re: ~Find a Cat, Make a Wish, Pray to God~
PostPosted: January 4th, 2015, 2:03 pm 
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Karthmin wrote:
Haha! Great! :D I like it!

Can I make another wish? If so, I wish to be immortal.


"I wish to become Immortal"

Oh, how you wish you never would have spoken those accursed words. In hindsight, you marvel at how you could have ever thought that immortality could be a good thing....

As the cat granted your wish, you felt everything around you freeze over. Cold. The alarm on your bedside stop beeping, the fan stopped moving, a distinct smell of ozone overcame you as the sunlight dimmed for a moment.

Then, everything returned to normal.

Nonplussed, the cat informed you that he had frozen your body and soul in a moment in time. Unaging... Undying, and forever youthful. Taking a bow, the cat wished you well and took his leave.

At first, it felt like a good thing as your first demon fight was an ambush. You still remember the flabbergasted look it gave you when its blade shattered against your neck. Because you were frozen in time, nothing governed by time could ever touch you.

Except Time itself.

Mere Hours became nothing as you had all the time in the world, but as you enjoyed your absence from the ages, your friends didn't. Hours turned into weeks. Weeks into years. Years into decades.

By this time, you had become something unnatural. When everyone around you aged and you remained the same, others began to question who you were- what you were- and began to distance themselves. You found that wildlife seemed to avoid your presence, and the cat you had would run away and hide whenever you came into the room.

Decades turned into a full century, and by this time, many of your friends were dead. Outcast as a demon yourself by all around you, eventually medical examiners caught wind of your immunity to time. You found yourself captured once by a government not once, but twice. While they could not affect you physically, your very self and your emotions were broken twice over.

As one century passed into ten, you became a legend against the demons. Your heart had hardened long ago, as all the ones you knew have died and passed away. With no company, you observed from the highest heights as the world fell under the Third World War and the virus simply known as Wormwood slew man, women, and child alike.

You remember the fourteenth century as the year Earth died. It was a comet, you vaguely remember, that broke orbit and devastated the Yellowstone Caldera. By now, what humans had survived war, famine, disease, and pain, had mechanized and become more machine than man.

They had all left long ago.

When Yellowstone erupted, a grand Ice Age came as the sky was turned to ash and the forests fell to fire and smoke. You remember vaguely throwing yourself into a volcano once, only to wake up adrift.

Immortal.

Even the sea's deepest depths could not crush your form.

Immortal.

Centuries turned into millennium, and by know, you were merely a husk. What demons your mind had made, had already driven you mad long ago.

As millennium passed, and again.....and again.. Earth was devoured by the Sun.

Light years became the norm by which your husk took time.

Eventually, even they died away.

You are adrift in a cold cosmos. You cannot breathe, cannot eat, cannot feel, cannot think.

Cannot die, as you wait for the Heat Death of the Universe.

But even that will not save you from your living hell.

YOU GOT THE ETERNAL ENDING!
"~If you want to live forever, raise your hand :D ~"


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PostPosted: January 4th, 2015, 8:06 pm 
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Lady Abigail Mimetes wrote:
I wish to be omnipotent, Cat.


You have become a god. As your omnipotence takes hold of your form, your mind is flooded with a deluge of information.

On everything.

With Omnipotence, comes Omniscience. All the world lies before you-

Behind you-

Around you-

Inside you-

You are the world, and the world is you.
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Unfortunately before you're able to comprehend even a fraction of what you have just obtained, the full force of the universe invades your mind.

Shrieking, your mind frantically shuts itself down. You fall forward off your bed, onto the floor and end up in a catatonic coma.

Several seconds later, you have a heart attack, and you die.

Dumbfounded, the cat hops down and paws at your back.

"...That's never happened before... What in the-"

Suddenly, a paper appears before the cat, reading-

YOU GOT THE NERFED ENDING!
Due to the nature of this contract, any form of wishing, method of wishing, or like requests for becoming or usurping God will be nulled, and in accordance with Rule 67-195, the dealer of said contract who granted the wish for god-hood will have his or her license revoked for 100 years

Cat: . . . . "rats"


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 Post subject: Re: ~Find a Cat, Make a Wish, Pray to God~
PostPosted: January 4th, 2015, 11:23 pm 
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Wow, can I take that back? :D Nice work, Herobrine. You make me love mortality.
As a thought, though, wouldn't being immortal break the same rule as omnipotence? I mean, it's basically eternal life outside of Christ... right? Just a wrench to throw into the machine. ;)

Okay, third wish and then I'm done. I wish...to wield a magic sword that destroys demons on contact.

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