They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... Me.

Hello. I'm Batman. Nice forum.

Wow! That is quite the introduction!

Welcome to HW, Batman! *throws glitter around and hands out steaming rhubarb muffins*

Matt... what are you doing?

*Blink blink*



Mac!

Hey Matt, welcome to the forum again!

I posted an hello, and then deleted it as I noticed said user had over 1k posts.

I noticed that he'd already been around for like two years...

Luke.....You're going to give the MOD in this section a heartattack.

I bet that's what he's trying to do! Steal the heart of yet another mod! *stands guard over resident mod's heart*

Somehow I was able to guess who this was from the name alone.

*Is amused* I like bats!

Having another identity crisis, of course.

Sir, I hearby declare you the strangest person on HW.

Thank you.

Does anybody know the significance of the birthdate I chose?

Um.... no?

Probably only native Washingtonians would know that without researching it.

Enlighten us.

Mount St. Helens erupted the morning of May 18th, 1980. Both my parents remember seeing it.

Aaaah, I see! Is that somehow conntected to Batman, or completely random?

Sort of random. I just picked the date of the biggest local natural disaster. Hehe.

Aah! Ok, haha!

Cool! Is that a hobby of yours?



I knew that! I just wasn't here in time...I just went a couple weeks ago to some museum type things on the 18th...

I guess so...

I knew you'd know, I was thinking of you when I posted that question.

Wish I'd been here in time to answer it, though. Oh well. Hooray for Washingtonians!!!!

Matt... *shakes head* But I can't put you to shame, as I joined in your craziness in chat. I love your identity crises. They are so entertaining.

Glad my insecurities can be of some value.

I see it's contagious! We must find a cure.

Insecurities? I rather thought it indicated an overly strong amount of security.

Um...

Let me enlighten you: ye be Matthew Lauser, awesome musician and writer.

Hmm. Well, there are still a lot of things that are 'me' that I don't want to be, because they just keep hurting me.

I love the new identity Matt! Just what HW needs, a Dark Knight...

Between the Batman and Dr. Who, this forum should be well protected from...

...

...Voldemort/Darth Vader/Sauron/The Joker/... ... ...

I should get my brother Jacob on here. He always goes by Mithrandir on forums.

YES.

Yes indeed! Why has he not joined yet? You must use your powers of persuasion.

Uh...I don't know about that. My powers are rather weak.

*Stares at Batman* How can you say that! Are you Batman, or are you not?

*sigh*

Aaw don't be sad. *Dries Batman's tears* I'm not used to seeing superheros crying.

Wow. I saw you in chat and had no clue who you were! The sad part of this name is that, Bats eat Frogs.

Did you eat Froggy!?

I love it! That's a good one, Riah.

*found this browsing www.mlia.com *

Today as I walked into the local grocery store, I was greeted by an announcement over the loudspeaker calling "Batman to customer service, Batman, make your way to customer service." i was then suprised to see a man wearing the full Batman costume being escorted outside by the store's manager. MLIA

I think you took this Batman thing a bit far, Matt.

BAT'MAN, n.
A weight used in Smyrna, of six okes, each of 400 drams; equal to 16 lbs. 6 oz. 15 dr. English.

That would be an identity crisis.

Duh! Round them up, plug them in, and watch them glow (and blow up, that is always neat).

Bahahahahaha! Ya'll are irreplaceable.