A Predicted Kidnapping

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

I can't tell you much right now, but I have my suspicions on :removed by accused:. I think it's going to happen next Friday sometime, so I'm going to keep my guard up. But if I suddenly vanish around that time... Let's hope I'll survive. Perhaps :removed by accused: will be kind to me. If all else fails, though, my increasingly vivid imagination will help.

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** February 11th, 2012, 11:35 am

Who would dare do such a thing! They'll have to go through your Lieutenant first!

Maybe it was :removed by accused:.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** February 11th, 2012, 11:45 am

Dear me, there's a lot of kidnapping going on around here. I think we need to create a group of highly trained individuals, to protect people against this new trend.

I have every faith that you will overcome the kidnappers, and return safely to us, Captain!

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

Mmmm... I'm pretty sure the kidnapper is singular, and I'm not sure I could take on :removed by accused: alone... But perhaps I could.

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** February 11th, 2012, 11:55 am

Well, :removed by accused: must have editing powers.

ETA: See! There's spoiler text on my post now!

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** February 11th, 2012, 12:03 pm

Oh, if it's only one then I am very sure you will return safely, unless the kidnapper has super human powers.

Elly · **Joined:** October 22nd, 2010, 7:58 am **Posts:** 4197

I hope you'll safely return and not be harmed by :removed by accused:.

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

Lady Elanor wrote:

Oh, if it's only one then I am very sure you will return safely, unless the kidnapper has super human powers.

I don't know if it has super human powers, but I know that I've had a lot of difficulty resisting :removed by accused: before.

Edit: *head/desk* :removed by accused: keeps editing my posts here!

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** February 11th, 2012, 4:10 pm

The forum team must have a severe word with :removed by accused: as they are clearly using their forum powers for their own good. and editing their name out!

Edit:

My! They did it with mine too!

J. Grace Pennington · **Joined:** July 19th, 2011, 2:35 pm **Posts:** 1988

You people are making me insanely curious.

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

Are we? Or is :removed by accused: doing it?

Aragorn · **Joined:** September 23rd, 2010, 3:42 pm **Posts:** 9085

I thought it was you who were going to kidnap someone, Nemo. But whatever.

Have fun!

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

No, no, no, no, no!!! I am not kidnapping anyone! But I am predicting my possible abduction on Friday.

Aragorn · **Joined:** September 23rd, 2010, 3:42 pm **Posts:** 9085

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** February 12th, 2012, 4:34 am

Maybe Nemo is kidnapping herself, to make it look like a kidnapping.

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

*GASPETH* Why would I do that? I assure you, the kidnapper is not me. I do have further information, though. It is a female who will be kidnapping me.

Aragorn · **Joined:** September 23rd, 2010, 3:42 pm **Posts:** 9085

Will be? That's a bit different than "possible abduction".

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** February 12th, 2012, 12:59 pm

Jonathan Garner wrote:

Will be? That's a bit different than "possible abduction".

Exactly! I think we need to be worried!

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

Oh yes, it is no longer possible. It is happening. I have intercepted the plans and they are complete. :removed by accused: is coming sometime Friday morning. I still do not have the exact time, and I'll post as I discover further information.

Aleena Mimetes · **Posted:** February 12th, 2012, 5:07 pm

*joins Grace in being insanely curious*

Evening L. Aspen · **Joined:** December 2nd, 2009, 11:01 pm **Posts:** 1461

I have my suspicions as to the identity of the kidnapper.

I hope you survive your kidnapping, Nemo. Don't get locked in any fridges.

Aris Hunter · **Posted:** February 12th, 2012, 6:13 pm

*Knows it isn't her, because Nemo would have escaped so fast she'd have no need to say anything*

We will rescue you! I will send fuzzy ninja kittens!

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

Evening L. Aspen wrote:

I have my suspicions as to the identity of the kidnapper.

I hope you survive your kidnapping, Nemo. Don't get locked in any fridges.

Haha! I think you may know who she is.

Don't worry, I have no fear of fridges, though if I'm locked outside that might count as the weather is very frigid.

Lady Aris Lillylight wrote:

*Knows it isn't her, because Nemo would have escaped so fast she'd have no need to say anything*

We will rescue you! I will send fuzzy ninja kittens!

Don't underestimate yourself, Aris! You're an epic kidnapper.

However, it is not you. The kittens could work as :removed by accused: is allergic to cats!

AzlynRose · **Posted:** February 13th, 2012, 10:53 am

*Has a very strong suspicion on who :removed by accused: is.

We'll miss you, Captain!

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

Another clue! I have most definitely met this person in person.

Aris Hunter · **Posted:** February 13th, 2012, 3:15 pm

Thank you, Nemo dear.

*Hugs* I hope you escape your kidnapper!

Allergic! *Remembers giving a kitten to someone on here who was allergic*

I should scour the archives in chat... *Remember how chat archives and I do not get along* I might be better off trying to remember. Oh! I could just give fuzzy kittens to everybody!

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

Bahahahaah!

Don't worry, I'll escape. After having the time of my life.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** February 13th, 2012, 4:16 pm

I know who the kidnapper is! It's :removed by accused:

Look! I must have been right!

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

O.O Maybe, or perhaps :removed by accused: is just removing all guesses to keep the scent off her trail! Hrmmm.... Why don't you PM me if you think you know who it is.

AzlynRose · **Posted:** February 13th, 2012, 8:38 pm

Ooooh! *PMs Nemo with her guess*

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

New clue: The person is either an HRM, a Mod, or an ML.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** February 14th, 2012, 4:22 pm

It could be Shawn.

Aleena Mimetes · **Posted:** February 14th, 2012, 6:00 pm

No, doesn't Shawn always give fuzzy Kittens? It can't be her if she's allergic...

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

I'm hot on the trail of another clue! I'll post what I find tomorrow.

AzlynRose · **Posted:** February 14th, 2012, 10:42 pm

*Grins wildly because she knows who it is*

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

The kidnapper is a princess, though she does not have the word princess in her username.

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** February 15th, 2012, 9:59 am

Captain Nemo wrote:

Another clue! I have most definitely met this person in person.

Good, Captain. That would be awful if it was someone you knew online.

Me? No way! I'm her LIEUTENANT. I'm supposed to rescue her (may it never come to that!).

I think it's :removed by accused:. * nod nod *

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

I have the final clue to who is kidnapping me.

It's someone who can do the Scottish Polka.

That could only mean that it's :removed by accused:!

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** February 16th, 2012, 10:27 am

* gasps *

Nooooooo! Not :removed by accused:!

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

I know!!!!

Surely not her! But, alas, 'tis her. And I have full confidence that she will be able to pull it off, too.

Calenmiriel · **Joined:** April 19th, 2010, 8:33 pm **Posts:** 2119

I'v been watching this thread and I can't figure out who it is! *puzzled beyond belief* Hopefully you won't be kidnapped for too long, Nemo.

~Calen

AzlynRose · **Posted:** February 17th, 2012, 11:24 am

Calenmiriel wrote:

I'v been watching this thread and I can't figure out who it is! *puzzled beyond belief* Hopefully you won't be kidnapped for too long, Nemo.

*Tries to muffle giggles* I know! I know! It's :removed by accused:

I'm really not that worried for your safety during the kidnapping, Nemo.

AzlynRose · **Posted:** February 17th, 2012, 1:59 pm

The Captain's Kidnapping:

Quote:

Captain Nemo said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:53 pm
* kidnaps Nemo * What is this forum?

AzlynRose said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:53 pm

AzlynRose said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:54 pm
The kidnapper hath come!

Captain Nemo said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:54 pm
Not kidding here. She's kidnapped.

AzlynRose said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:54 pm
*giggles*

Captain Nemo said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:54 pm
Mwahaha.

Captain Nemo said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:55 pm
You can expect her back Sunday.

AzlynRose said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:55 pm
Bye, a certain [spolier]:removed by accused: [/spolier] !

Captain Nemo said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:55 pm
The end.

Elly of Zoriah said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:55 pm
Bye, Nemo and -----!

AzlynRose said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:55 pm
Bye, Nemo and kidnapper!

Captain Nemo said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:55 pm
Bye!!!

Elly of Zoriah said: (Profile) Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:56 pm
Have funnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

*gasps from running* I--am--back!

My Lieutenant saved me!

...

OK... for all of you not following, Shawn was my kidnapper. For her birthday, I went to a cabin (lacking in wifi) with her family for a few days. We had a most wonderful time, and her present was pulled off beautifully. I didn't take any pictures... (I forgot to bring my camera), but Shawn took TONS. If you want pictures, let me know!

The weekend consisted of Scottish dancing, a Nancy Drew game, rolling in the grass, hide and seek in the trees, freeze tag (that I failed at...), hot tub, a bonfire, fishing, movie watching, talking, singing, and much, much more.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** February 19th, 2012, 3:30 pm

Ooh, so I guessed right.

I am glad you had a great time, Nemo! It's good to have you back with us.

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** February 20th, 2012, 3:02 pm

Shawnee be back now!

Yes, we did have a splendiferous time. You sneaky conspirators, you. (You know who you are... Yes, you.)

Aragorn · **Joined:** September 23rd, 2010, 3:42 pm **Posts:** 9085

Welcome back, you two.

It sounds like y'all had lots of fun.

Lady Elanor · **Posted:** February 21st, 2012, 4:54 am

Nice to see you back with us too, Shawn.

Kiev Shawn · **Posted:** February 21st, 2012, 2:54 pm

We had a blast. Insanity is fun.

I do have some pictures, if anyone wants them.

AzlynRose · **Posted:** February 21st, 2012, 7:17 pm

Ooh! I want pictures!

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