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Author:  Bethany (Lady Alina) [ January 12th, 2012, 4:09 pm ]
Post subject:  How Your Mom Interprets The Covers Of The Books You Read

I was inspired to start this thread because of my Mom :rofl:

So basically what you do is post the name and author of the book(s) you're reading or have read and what your mom (or anyone in your family or someone you know) and how she interprets it.

*laughs* I'm reading Diviner by Bryan Davis. On the cover is a girl holding up a pendant and above her is a dragon.

Mommy's Interpretation: A girl holding a mouse with a lizard hanging in the air...

God bless,
Bethany

Author:  Aleena Mimetes [ January 12th, 2012, 4:48 pm ]
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Behy, you are hilarious! (that was not a typo, just my nickname for her).

Author:  Lady Elanor [ January 13th, 2012, 6:22 am ]
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*Chuckles* That is hilarious, Alina, and sounds exactly like something my Mother would say. :rofl:

Author:  Elly [ January 13th, 2012, 9:12 am ]
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:rofl:

My mom is fairly easygoing about book covers.

Author:  Green Mist [ January 16th, 2012, 10:04 am ]
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:rofl: I was reading a book called "Model Spy" and on the cover is a teenage girl with a computer on her lap wearing high heels.

Father's interpretation: A girl was going to a party while hacking someone's facebook account. :rofl:

The title was on the inside of the book so he really had to use his imagination...

Author:  Danko Sandai [ January 18th, 2012, 8:44 pm ]
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I was reading Red Rain,
Friend's interpretation (IS it okay if it's friends not family?): "A book about rain on Mars? Weird."
She didn't know that there wasn't water on Mars.

Author:  Bethany (Lady Alina) [ January 20th, 2012, 8:00 pm ]
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*laughs* That's awesome, Ethan and Reeny!

Ethan, yes! Of course! It is totally fine if it's your friends.

Leena, I would prefer if you didn't use that nickname for me. It's what my brothers called me when we were babies/toddlers and my family uses it for me sometimes still, it's kinda just a family nickname. :/

Author:  Lady Elanor [ January 22nd, 2012, 10:54 am ]
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*Chuckles* It's so funny, I need to try this with my Mother sometimes, on a random book cover. I'm sure she'd come out with something quotable. :)

Author:  Bethany (Lady Alina) [ February 1st, 2012, 3:49 pm ]
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:dieshappy: Probably. I want to try this with my Grandma...*laughs* I can just imagine what she would come up with...

Author:  Bethany Faith [ February 5th, 2012, 2:21 pm ]
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My sister saw the picture in front of my 'Hunger Games' book, which is the mockingjay pendant Katniss wears, with an arrow through the middle. She said:

"Why is there a duck, holding a stick in its mouth on the cover of your book? What does Fantasy have to do with water fowl?..."

Of course, she still insists mockingjays are ducks. :roll:

Author:  Lady Elanor [ February 5th, 2012, 2:25 pm ]
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Bethany Faith wrote:
Of course, she still insists mockingjays are ducks. :roll:


:rofl: I love it, hehehe!

Author:  Aleena Mimetes [ February 5th, 2012, 5:05 pm ]
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Quote:
Leena, I would prefer if you didn't use that nickname for me. It's what my brothers called me when we were babies/toddlers and my family uses it for me sometimes still, it's kinda just a family nickname. :/


Simple solution, I'll call you Bethy.

Author:  FiddleGuitarist [ February 7th, 2012, 1:57 pm ]
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Ha, this is a hilarious thread. :rofl:

Right now I’m reading Saint by Ted Dekker. The cover portrays the main character holding out his palm to receive a bullet that a silenced handgun has just fired.

Dad’s interpretation: The guy never had a dad to tell him that you never put any portion of your body in front of a loaded firearm.

Author:  Bethany (Lady Alina) [ February 16th, 2012, 5:50 pm ]
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*laughs* :rofl: :dieshappy: Those are great Bethy and Fidle! :dieshappy:

Author:  Cain [ October 10th, 2012, 3:06 pm ]
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When she saw the Peter's Angel cover:

First words: "I hope that doesn't have anything inappropriate in it..."
My reaction: *facepalm*

Second words: "Oh, I love military novels! ^_^"
My reaction: *doublefacepalm*

Author:  BushMaid [ October 10th, 2012, 6:23 pm ]
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Fidle Mimetes wrote:
Ha, this is a hilarious thread. :rofl:

Right now I’m reading Saint by Ted Dekker. The cover portrays the main character holding out his palm to receive a bullet that a silenced handgun has just fired.

Dad’s interpretation: The guy never had a dad to tell him that you never put any portion of your body in front of a loaded firearm.

*laughs* :rofl: That's hilarious. :D

Renna the Gray Mimetes wrote:
When she saw the Peter's Angel cover:

First words: "I hope that doesn't have anything inappropriate in it..."
My reaction: *facepalm*

Second words: "Oh, I love military novels! ^_^"
My reaction: *doublefacepalm*

Bahahaha! :rofl: Knowing Philly as I do, the first sounds all the funnier. :D

Author:  Varon [ October 12th, 2012, 8:36 pm ]
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BushMaid wrote:
Fidle Mimetes wrote:
Ha, this is a hilarious thread. :rofl:

Right now I’m reading Saint by Ted Dekker. The cover portrays the main character holding out his palm to receive a bullet that a silenced handgun has just fired.

Dad’s interpretation: The guy never had a dad to tell him that you never put any portion of your body in front of a loaded firearm.

*laughs* :rofl: That's hilarious. :D

Renna the Gray Mimetes wrote:
When she saw the Peter's Angel cover:

First words: "I hope that doesn't have anything inappropriate in it..."
My reaction: *facepalm*

Second words: "Oh, I love military novels! ^_^"
My reaction: *doublefacepalm*

Bahahaha! :rofl: Knowing Philly as I do, the first sounds all the funnier. :D


I'm not sure how to get either of those out of that cover.

Author:  Amy [ October 12th, 2012, 9:25 pm ]
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Hahahaha! :rofl:

This is a really fun thread to read.

Author:  Cain [ October 12th, 2012, 10:05 pm ]
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Varon wrote:
BushMaid wrote:
Fidle Mimetes wrote:
Ha, this is a hilarious thread. :rofl:

Right now I’m reading Saint by Ted Dekker. The cover portrays the main character holding out his palm to receive a bullet that a silenced handgun has just fired.

Dad’s interpretation: The guy never had a dad to tell him that you never put any portion of your body in front of a loaded firearm.

*laughs* :rofl: That's hilarious. :D

Renna the Gray Mimetes wrote:
When she saw the Peter's Angel cover:

First words: "I hope that doesn't have anything inappropriate in it..."
My reaction: *facepalm*

Second words: "Oh, I love military novels! ^_^"
My reaction: *doublefacepalm*

Bahahaha! :ro fl: Knowing Philly as I do, the first sounds all the funnier. : D


I'm not sure how to get either of those out of that cover.


My mom's weird. :P I don't know how she did it either.

Author:  Bethany (Lady Alina) [ March 12th, 2013, 4:53 pm ]
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*Laughs* These are good! :rofl:

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