Hi there! I'm Jonathan Garner's younger brother, which is how I know of the forum. I'm a Christian conservative, Bible-believing Fundamentalist, saved by the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and I live in the Southern United States.

I've been a "writer" since October of 2006 or so (though it was rather pathetic then), and fantasy has been the genre I've written most in (though certainly not the only one that interests me, it's one I'm very attached to) - one I want to pursue, as God leads.

Some of my interests include: God, evangelizing, praying, the Bible, eating, sleeping, weapons, treasure hunting, genealogy searching, etc., etc.

Look forward to contributing here.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Welcome, Crushmaster!

*silver leaves float in the air.

Glad to have you join us!

Welcome to Holy Worlds!

You seem strangely familiar. Do we know each other somehow?

Thanks!

Huh, I think so...The name does seem kind of familiar. I think I recognize that blog, too.

I'm sure it's just coincidence.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

*blows boatswain whistle announcing the arrival of Crushmaster* *salutes* Welcome aboard Holy Worlds, mate!

Siblings are always welcome! Congratulations on getting on here. One of my interests happens to be eating, too.

Also, if you have any questions, do ask (although I'm sure you'll just ask Jonathan. You probably know much about the forum already anyways). If you want to check it out, we have a new member thread in the Q&A forum.

Once again: Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay.

By the way, I love your avatar!

Welcome to Holy Worlds, Crushmaster!

Good deal. Thanks for the welcome.

Glad you like the avatar.

Thanks! Good to be here.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Yay, another brother-brother duo!! Yay!

Anyways, have some marshmallows. And a cookie; I made cookies. And here, have a pickle. Very good for you, you know. *nods*

Hello! Welcome to Holy Worlds. I have already 'met' you on facebook. 'Tis Steph.

Treasure hunting sounds fun, have you ever found that secret hidaway, filled with gold and gleaming gems?

Oooo! I forgot the cookies! * hands out magic cookies *

Ooo, pickles! Thanks, ol' chap!

Hi, Stephanie! Thank you.

No, not yet. I hope to purchase a metal detector soon (like, a month or so), and start looking. So...technically it's a "future interest." Who knows - maybe in a few months I'll have found some pirate treasure or something.

Goody! Thank you.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Welcome to HW! *throws confetti* I happen to be quite a fan of eating as well

Howdy there, Crush ole boy! *please be appalled by such strange address - then get used to it. It's old news round these parts * M'name's Dawn. Or Estar. Or Even. Or Star. Or Evenstar. Or occasionally late-for-dinner, unless it's late-for-virtual-dinner. Um. So. Hello. *curtsies, and throws glitter all over Crush*

Welcome to Holy Worlds!! And as Jon's brother, I imagine you are bound to have a pretty big appetite, aye? So, without further ado: *dishes up several cauldrons of every flavor of ice cream imaginable, ten apple pies, five pumpkin, two cherry crumble, five raspberry crumble, ten peach pies, fifteen batches of chocolate chip cookies, a thirteen-layer frosting-dunked chocolate chocolate chocolate cake, a soggy moist drippy batch of brownies {and a hard core one too if you'd prefer}, plus tons of whipped cream floating in the air like lanterns only...not, and glasses of shaved ice, and some muffins, and scones, and cornbread, and biscuits, and falafel. All fresh-baked.* Hopefully that will be enough to last a virtual feast!

So, anyhoo, look forward to seeing you around, Crush! *vanishes in a puff of dark blue glitter*

Thank you!

Thanks for the welcome! I have a decent-sized appetite for meat, cheese, and such.

Strange address?! Not at all!
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Ho hum. Well, I'm vegetarian, and I hate cheese, so no meat or cheese for you, sir! *evil laugh*

Oh, and I'm glad you haven't, as of now, been weirded out by the general weirdness of our weird addresses around here. Hang in there and sooner or later you'll find yourself doing the same weird things! {How's that for a hopeful welcome?}

What?! No meat or cheese?!

I'm a fairly veteran forumer, so I've seen some interesting things.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Hi Sir Garner. We have a lot of siblings and relatives here!
I know you will love it.

Have a slice of your welcome cake! *Presents chocolate welcome cake with enough golden icing to choke a strawberry*

Thank you! I already like it here.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Hello and welcome to Holy Worlds!

...We might have met elsewhere before, though, if you use that username other places. Is the name bladeprincess at all familiar to you?

Thank you! Yes it is - very much so.

I'm the same Crushmaster as used to be on the LEGO message boards (and I still visit occasionally).

I don't believe it...After all this time. Awesome. That makes three (or four) DKRers I'm in contact with now! Swtcg just joined here, too - StealthXstream.

Your brother, on here...is that JSS495?

Note to anyone this isn't making sense to: I used to write with her on the LEGO message boards.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

*breaks through the door*

Greetings!

*begins kicking down the rest of the door*

Glad to have you here and I love how much of God you threw into your intro, I forgot to write one me...

*grabs a power drill and attaches a new door*

Also, to satisfy the eating bit, I brought loaded nachos... *presses a button. Piles of nachos drop into the room* Oh, but do be careful of the pie.

Thank you! Nice to be here.

Yay! Nachos!
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Awesome. I haven't been on the LMBs in a while. Kind of lost interest, I guess.

Nah, JJS495 (incidentally, he's impressed you got the numbers right) isn't on here; it's another of my brothers who is. He was also on the LMBs, but he posted even less than I did, and not in the story sections, as I recall.

Ahh, that's another brother. Thanks!

Nice to "meet" again. Say "Hi" to JJS for me!
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Is there a significance behind your username?

Not really, no (besides the fact it sounds cool to me). I think it was a sign-in name for a computer game a long time ago...And, when I joined my first forum years ago, I used it. I've been using it pretty much everywhere ever since (excepts on YouTube, where it was taken, so I called myself "TheCrushmaster").
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Yikes! HW has turned into a regular old catering service *tosses in some arepas for the fun of it*

Many belated welcomes to Holy Worlds. Sadly, I was detained in the Smoky Mountains during your arrival and thus unable to give you a proper welcome. I hope the arepas will make up for that (for those wondering, arepas are a Venezuelan food that taste absolutely amazing). Anyways welcome to HW, hope your time here is a blessed one and look forward to seeing you around.

In Christ,
Jordan

Thank you!
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Welcome Garner number two!
We are all happy to see you!
Sorry that I'm late,
But for now,
dig into some cake,
take your bows,
'cause we're all here,
to say welcome to the newcomer
brother of our dear,
Jonothan of Garner!

Welcome Crushmaster! May your crushing never cease!
*Gives Thecrushmaster a slice of blueberry-banana-penguin-sausage-pie*

Very nice.

Thanks!
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Jonathan Garner garners more excellence for HW. (Couldn't resist the pun). Anything Garner must be pretty cool to have on a forum. Welcome to HW! I'm sure you'll find your way in and among us in no time flat!

Thank you! I feel "at home" already.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

*runs in puffing and panting* Yes! I'm late again, I am sorry. (Why must you choose the weekend to come on HW, all you new people? Kidding, kidding!)

Welcome, welcome, welcome to HolyWorlds, Crushmaster! It's a great pleasure to meet Jonathan's brother! Awesome username by the way. Very unique, I like it.

Apparently I'm supposed to bring food... So, if you're anything like Jonathan, here are some sausages I'm sure you'll like.

Food is good.

Thank you!
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Hello, Crushmaster! Welcome to Holy Worlds! I like your avatar. It looks really neat!

Thank you!

Thanks, glad you like it. I made it the night before I joined in anticipation of becoming a member in the near future (and, of course, the following day, I did).
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Way to go, Jonathan! You got your brother to join! More siblings!

Welcome to Holy Worlds, Crushmaster! How have you been enjoying HW? I certainly hope you're able to find your way around and are able to participate in the many threads we have here. ^^

~Calen

Thank you, Calen! I've enjoyed my short time here very much, and I know I'll continue to have a pleasurable experience.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

You must forgive me for being late to your thread! I know I welcomed you elsewhere, but you didn't get cupcakes then. So have some now.

I got my writing start on the Lego forums as well, though it was long enough ago that I don't think I know any of you from the "younger generation."

Haha, thank you.

Technically it wasn't my start; it was a large part, but not necessarily my start. Fantasy-wise, I think it was, though.

I "think" I may remember your nickname...However, if I do indeed, you weren't somebody I knew very well.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Welcome to Holy Worlds!

Thanks! It's neat we joined around the same time. Good number of new people stopping in.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

Yes, 'tis very cool!

I was pretty famous in my day, but my time was short-lived and a loooooooong while ago.

*groans and shakes fist at 24 threads in the Intro and Promos that Airi has not gotten to *

Welcome, Joel. I know I told you welcome before, but I am heartily ashamed I have not been in your thread to "officially" welcome you. However, HW is now fixed, and I intend to get caught up, so I shall not allow myself to get so backed up in here, ever again.

No problem! Thank you.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

It's wonderful to have another Garner join the forum!

Here's some stew. *floods the thread with stew and starts swimming*

I look forward to seeing even more all over the forum. (and hopefully in November )

(Sorry I didn't get to this sooner. I hadn't entered Introductions and Promotions in awhile. )

Haha, that's fine. Thanks.

(Most definitely. )
God bless,
Crushmaster.

You joined the very day after I did, Twin. I think that should signify something, though I'm not sure what exactly...

I'm glad you joined. *gives Twin a rare hug*

I did? It says I joined three days after you on the left...

I'm glad you joined, too.
God bless,
Crushmaster.