I wrote a random set of rhymes about cupcakes, therefore it is dedicated to you Philadelphia.

WARNING!!!: This song is completely random and pointless and your time is probably better spent somewhere else. I even had to remove a few verses just because of the complete pointless nature of their existence. It's not even a very good song anyway. Well, enough of my excuses and warnings, without further ado:

I love cupcakes, I think they’re great
I’ve loved every one that I have ate
I love cupcakes they’re really sweet
They are the best kind of food to eat
Eating cupcakes makes me shout hooray
Because I eat at least twelve servings a day
I really don’t care about calories
I’m pretty healthy as far as it seems
Eating cupcakes ain’t too bad
Just remember all the cupcakes you have had
I’m sure you think that they were good
As long as you have a good attitude

Cupcake time, Cupcake time
Everybody gather round for cupcake time
Grab a cupcake and get in line
Everybody gather round for cupcake time

Grab a cupcake and stuff it down
This one’s yellow and the other one’s brown
Toss it in your mouth and chew and chew
Make sure to taste the one that’s pink and blue
Have it sit for a while on your sugary tongue
Make sure to leave it till the day is done
A Red cupcake for a royal queen
An orange cupcake for Halloween
A white cupcake for Christmas day
Another cupcake for the month of May
A cupcake that looks like a red stop sign
But if you want to get it, you’ll have to wait in line

Cupcake time, Cupcake time
Everybody gather round for cupcake time
Grab a cupcake and get in line
Everybody gather round for cupcake time

A big cupcake and a small one too
Cupcakes to eat the whole day through
Here’s a cupcake and here’s some more
Walk on in to my cupcake store
I want that one with the sprinkles on top
Have it keep going and never stop
This cupcake is way too small
This cupcake is way too tall
This cupcake is way to wide
It looks almost big enough to ride
This cupcake looks like it was squashed
But I’ll eat it anyway, its no loss

Cupcake time, Cupcake time
Everybody gather round for cupcake time
Grab a cupcake and get in line
Everybody gather round for cupcake time

See the one with the purple icing
Oh it looks so good it’ll make me scream
See that one, its got cream inside
That one is eaten on one side
What’s your problem you cupcake haters
So what if I eat so many cupcakes I need a defibrillator
Watch out for the evil cupcake clown
He’ll take your cupcake, leave your spirits down
He’ll eat it all in just one bite
He’ll do it all in everybody’s sight
But won’t it be a fantastic day
When the police come in and take him away

Cupcake time, Cupcake time
Everybody gather round for cupcake time
Grab a cupcake and get in line
Everybody gather round for cupcake time

Cupcakes come from the cupcake bush
Far, far away in the land of Kush
There they ship it off to the factory
There the workers can eat it all for free
What wouldn’t I do to work there
I’d close it down and make it my secret lair
I’d stay there and eat them all day
I’d be gone so long people would start to say
Where is he, where’d he go
I have all these cupcakes in a row
I guess I’ll wait till he is back
ITS TIME FOR A CUPCAKE ATTACK!!!

Cupcake time, Cupcake time
Everybody gather round for cupcake time
Grab a cupcake and get in line
Everybody gather round for cupcake time

My face must have looked something like this when I read it, because a family member walked by and questioned - "What are you grinning about?" followed by "You're having entirely too much fun."

I burst out laughing at a couple of parts, which I will assure you is quite an accomplishment on your part.

Thank you so much. That was hilariously delightful. I hope you don't mind; I moved this to General Discussion because it isn't an Intro/Promo thread.

OK, I really did not know where to put it so this is where it ended up. Good to know you liked it

-Aeleknight!