Over the couple of months I've been here I have collected a finely organized list of HWer quotes...
My count is currently 40 quotes, the majority of them being from the chat room. And so, without further rambling, I give to you, in no specific order, HWer quotes:"Kaitianna has that sort of drool-inducing aura about her." -Evening L. Aspen
"My tears shall form a river so long, it makes the Nile look like a puddle." -Evening L. Aspen
"The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. "Goat?" replied the startled man, "Are you sure about that?" "Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'" -Evening L. Aspen
"You people pounce too quickly!" -Evening L. Aspen
"HW; the only place where the site admin teaches impressionable members how to get out of a choke hold then advises them to try it in real-life.
The CI thread; the only place where said impressionable members don't find this in the slightest bit strange." -Bethany Faith
"When you put two people of high power into the chat room you get one of two things; techy talk you don't understand or something you shouldn't be hearing so they speak in "code"....then there's the off chance they are both hyper in which case you get to watch their crazy antics until your mom comes into your room and asks what the loud boom she heard was and you have to you proceed to explain to her that it was because you fell off your chair laughing at said antics..." -Bethany Faith
"I have two hundred and thirty five favorite people!... But *whispers* Secretly I have a list of Favorite, Favorite People." -Bethany Faith
"It states clearly in the small print in the hidden link in the terms of use:
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All characters ever entered into HW shall not be able to hurt or hold capture authors or members. Therefore rendering characters useless in any fight, debate, or physical combat...thank you and all hail Emeth!" -Bethany Faith
"The strongest men in the world wear themselves out by their own strength. "-Sir Emeth Mimetes
"Inflatable Jay's aren't as good at witty banter, for the record. And keeping council members from killing each other." -Sir Emeth Mimetes
"Must get to a computer!" -Airianna Valenshia
"Every year, herds of wild comissaries migrate towards the Canadian border" -Inesdar
"Imagine if Holy Worlders ruled the world *dreams*" -Inesdar
"You know the nice thing about HW is that everyone is weird in a different way."
-Inesdar
"I actually know my grammar, I just chose to ignore it " -Inesdar:
"I would like to think I am more hilarious than Stargate" -Inesdar
"What's wrong with this sentence? "Thank you Bob."" -Bethany Faith
"What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong! Bob never did anything nice to me! There's no way I'd thank him!" -Inesdar
"I am not saying thank you to Bob, he's my mortal enemy." -Inesdar
"What he's my friend! I can abuse him if I like!! I mean... give pies to him." -Inesdar
"You mean, you would quote me to my face?" -Inesdar
"Alliteration, does that mean to be without books?" -Inesdar
"Yes, the chat is being purified by the mere presence of us council members" -Inesdar
"Behold! All those who torment my little sister Bethy will face the wrath of the cambion! You have been warned" -Inesdar
"You are death? I expected death to be more sinister, and dark. . ." -Lady Aris Lillylight as Seymour
""You euthanized your faithful companion cube... well done!" (imagine a female computer voice saying this)" -Vilissë
""This isn't brave... it's murder..." - same computer voice" -Vilissë
"late last night, I removed people's heads... then, I got rid of their bodies... no one will ever know" -Vilissë
"Or, more likely, we'll get WWIII, and all artists will be declared useless and shipped off to execution camps." -Dieki Kondrael
"(thanks for the vote of confidence, Dykae.....)" -Vilissë
"(Dykae? He's not home today. Puddleglum speaking.
)" -Dieki Kondrael "The things I didn't know about movie series I don't watch based on books I wouldn't read." -Dieki Kondrael
"Or Seer. He's in here often too. At night." -Airianna Valenshia
"Seer? Oh, at night." -Dieki Kondrael
"When I, and all sane people, are sleeping." -Dieki Kondrael
"anyone here?" -Elmirza16
"Sort of.
"-Vanya Katerina Jaynin"So you're one of those "sorta people". :rolls: "-Elmirza16
"Sorta.
"-Vanya Katerina Jaynin"Being dragged screaming from the keyboard." -Vanya Katerina Jaynin
"*skips away to go whack wi-fi with a hammer*" -Bethany Faith
"*Dives into chat "No Wifi!!! Run, she shows no mercy!!!" -Whackem
"See, It's people like you who come up with all these odd connections that have the world so screwed up and have christians scared to sneeze because hitler did it once." -Whackem
"There are christians and then there are those who say they are christians. The latter are the most dangerous. Because they find ways to rationalize the things they do. Logically: I am a christian, christians would not do bad things, I am doing this, therefore it cannot be a bad thing." -Whackem
"I mean; when you spend time being a hermit, writing fantasy, and virtually turn your skin different colours, it can't be safe to call yourself "normal"... "-BushMaid
"Alas, even I at times suffer from Matureitis. Most people can easily be cured of it though, there is a special solution: Enter chat and be roped into a pillow fight, supplemented by ample foods loaded with sugar. " -BushMaid
"You should have seen me getting excited over an article on dislocated knees earlier..." -Amanda Kondrael
"*Breaks glass* Just because I can..." -Aemi
"Mom yells from the other room : "Alright, what'd you break?!"" -Lady E
"Guys make better torture victims." -KathrineROID
"Here we discuss an imaginary race which can shoot shining orbs of alien substance out of their bodies, and when I mention an ancient Egyptian custom they say it is weird!" -Tsahraf
"*chokes* Me? Silly? As if! Pardon me while I go smack my smarmy character of a villain. I mean... Nevermind." -Shawn Henderson
And so, that is my collection.
It a beauty, ain't it? *cough* I mean, don't you have any hilarious quotes to share? Bethany Faith
Indeed, I'm always waiting for more of his quotes.
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