Comrades,
Academia has laid siege to the fair hills of Lenecthrea, and they surround me with their most fearsome weapon: the final exam. Four of these terrible tools of murder surround my fair city, belonging to the Kingdoms of Bowling, Algebra, History, and Chemistry. But do not despair! Though I depart for a week, I hope to return this Day of Saturn, the 9th of May.

So, farewell, comrades! I will emerge victorious and the land of Lenecthrea will once again be free! That is, until August

eru

*giggles* That was funny, but, nevertheless, sad that you're going. Bye, Andrés! Good luck!

Farewell, until you are victorious.

Bye, Eruheran. Good luck in conquering your enemies!

Go get 'em, Huey!

We will miss you, my friend. You can conquer! I'm praying it goes well.

On to victory! May you slay the villains, Eruheran! We await thou victorious and battle-stained return with great anticipation!

Ooo! Do you get to ride a steed???

Have as much fun as you can studying!

~Calen

Update from someone who encounters Eru in real life:

Bowling and History have been completely routed. *the comrades of HW and the people of Lenecthrea cheer* However, Algebra and Chemistry are enlarging their ranks, preparing for the final confrontation. (translation: bowling and history exams have been completed and Eru believes he has gotten good grades on them, but please continue to pray for Algebra and Chemistry)

*salutes Eru* Go forth and achieve complete destruction of the enemies of the fair land of Lenecthrea! Your comrades go with you in their hearts!

Take care, Andrew!

Actually Chemistry has been vanquished - tis AP History and Advanced Algebra which still run amuck!

eru

Advanced Algebra? Now that is a dangerous foe.

Ooh dear I sympathise!

Fear not, my comrades, for I am happy to report that terrible two headed beast, Advanced Algebra, lies dead! With my mighty mechanical pencil I engaged it and defeated it in a mere 36 minutes! (Yes, I actually did finish the test in 36 minutes. Don't ask me how All that remains now is History - a foe I shall travel to attack on the day of the Moon, of next week.

eru

Yes yes yes!! Algebra lies dead is something to celebrate over! *Throws an extra load of glitter* Well done Andrew!

Go get 'em, Eruheran!

My bad. I couldn't exactly remember which one other than bowling was done.

Huzzah! 'Tis a day of great rejoicing and celebration when Algebra is defeated! I'll be praying about your History final.

*has been meaning to ask this* Bowling? Like, the game?

Yes, Bowling as in the game I needed another half-credit for Phys Ed, and bowling was the only thing available. Then the school turned into the most stupid bunch of.... *won't get going on this* At least everything's almost over.

eru

Oh.



Well, I'm glad it's almost over with.

Bowling as half a credit? Wow... *suddenly wants to go 10-pin bowling now*

Bowling is fun - bowling the course ranks among the fearsome beasts of Academia. They (Brigham Young University) have made what should be an easy, fun, course into a nightmare - and now you've got me going

eru

Comrades, I return to you triumphant. Fearlessly, with my dark blue pen, I destroyed the AP History dragon in two hours. Feeble, dying, it slunk away and I will again do final battle in July when I take the AP Exam

Russian, of course, still remains, but that is a small threat to me now, and I thankfully say that I can be with you amazing HWers again! And now hopefully more than ever, since I'm on summer break. See you around HW! *eats glitter cupcake*

eru

Congratulations on your victory!

See you around.

*claps, applauds, and throws tacos* Congratulations, Andres!!

Hooray!! Strike up the fanfare! Bring out the balloons! Where's the food?! ERU's BACK!! *Throws a bucket load of streamers all over the victorious Eru*

*floods thread with stew*

*dips toe in stew* It's a bit hot...

*dives in and starts swimming*

I love stew. I would eat it till I burst and keep eating.


STEW!!!!

Stew would be a bit hard to wash out of long thick hair.

*offers BushMaid bowl and spoon*

Why thankyou! *nomnomnom...*

*cannonballs in stew* I love stew!

eru

Woohoo! It's great to have you back, Huey! Dump free punch, here we come! *brings in a crew of glitter penguins*

*dances with glitter penguins, wearing glittery blue tuxedo*
*drinks punch*

I feel like celebrating, since school is (mostly) over and all..

eru

Yay!

I'll be celebrating for real in a few weeks too, since I'll be finished my business cert.

I concur.

Welcome back, eruheran! Great job on the finals! Whoopee!

~Calen

*offers Calenmiriel bowl and spoon* *glomps Eru*

*shakes head * This is why I should never leave HW unattended. Didn't your mothers teach you not to play with your food? I know yours did, Eruheran.

Now how do you know that?

eru

Cause I know your mother, and I know she'd never let her boys get away with that, unless for scientific purposes.

Maybe it was an experiment... to see just how hard it is to wash stew from long hair...

Andrew doesn't have long hair. It is quite short, actually.

Very, very short. Think almost bald. He would have no problem getting stew out of his non-existent hair.

Precisely.

*loves his 1/8th inch hair*

I forgot you knew my mom

eru

*rolls eyes * Of course I do, silly.

I know, I know. I had forgotten.

eru

How could I not know my little brother's mother?