Wow Andrew... your day gets made easily.

Who in stinking mashed potatoes is Varon? She has not come on this thread. Who are you talking to???

Hm.... methinks he mistook you for Varon. Though how that could be, I cannot say.

(Eruheran, I know your true name...)

Andrew, and his brother Caleb. Right?

Keep it up and this will become the longest introduction thread...

@Namor: Dang it! Always mix up Seer and Neil of Erk; and Namor and Varon. Too many letters the same I guess. Whoops. I apologize profusely, Varon. I mean Namor! (Can I have some mashed potatoes?) By the way, Varon is a guy I thought. I'm so confused!

@Merashath: I wrote that at night--not much of the day left so it made it easily.

@Janin: Just don't do anything about it, OK?

eruheran

"Your true name is your soul; keep it close for there are those who can use it for evil purposes."

"No one can defeat him unless they know his true name."

"I will take away your name, everything that you represent, your knowledge, your wisdom and power, and give it to another girl, one who will be docile and obedient and do as she's told..."

I'm not sure where those are from, or if I made them up, or if I'm quoting them right but it all means: BEWARE!!!

Who in the world is Merashath!!!

I also get Varon and namor confused.

The first two sound like they're from Dark is Rising.

This thread is hilarious...

That's very possible, now that you mention it. And I'm almost positive that the third is from The Strange Beasts of Eld, although quoted from faulty memory. But the second one might also be from the Prydain Chronicles.

@Janin of Yen: Sounds like *cough* *ugh* Eragon *gag* to me! And what's this about giving it to another girl? I didn't know I gave it to any girl in the first place...I'm still confused.

@Merashath: Whoops, sorry.

eruheran

Not Funny

I think this thread should be closed or something...It's way off topic. I feel at home here now!! I don't need to be introduced. And it's embarrassing that my introduction is a popular thread. That shouldn't be!!

If you really want us to we can. Generally we leave them open and just go on talking.

These threads are kind of like little welcoming parties for new people. You don't just talk about the new person in a welcoming party: you talk about everything that is of interest to the people there.

Elanhil is embarrassed that he's popular????

Those are quotes, Eruheran, they don't necessarily make complete sense out of context. And I haven't read Eragon!!!!!

@Janin of Yen: I kind of gathered that by now.

@Merashath: You should keep the thread open. You still haven't passed Knight of Elyon

eruheran

STOP CALLING ME MERASHATH!!! Maybe we'd better keep it open until eruheran get's used to calling me Elanhil.

Seriously, Merashath is the devil character. If you're joking, it ain't funny.

Yeah thats right! you should call Merashath his right name!

These are hilarious! Let's keep up the record!

Um... This doesn't fit, but oh well...

Chanter une chanson de six pence, empocher plein de seigle.

Quatre et vingt merles, cuit dans une tarte.

Quand la tarte a été ouverte, les oiseaux ont commencé à chanter.

N'était pas qu'un plat délicat pour régler avant le roi?

Any guesses?

Sing a song of six-pence?

eruheran

Something about a pie, some money, and a singer?? I don't know! Is that Italian?

It's sing a song of sixpence. I think it's in french.

Chanter is sing, and six pence obviously can't be translated.
tarte is in the second line, along with quatre which is four. (four and twenty...)

And that's about all I need to translate to know what it is.

Page seven!!! (By the way... happy birthday!)

Happy birthday who? If we make one more page, we beat Knight of Elyon, right? And Elanhil will have the happy knowledge of having the longest introduction thread. Until we get off on another tangent on another thread...

It's your birthday Janin! Didn't you know... the nerve of some people.

Correctomundo! (And I do not speak french. Thanks to Google translate :P )

@Namor:

We've seen the google translator before...tell me...Your alter-ego put you up to this. And namor, you were 30 days late on that birthday.

Its not your birthday! it's Shawns! duh!

Say wha'??? I am confused... BTW, my birthday shows up as the 29th on here, but it is a day later... It has it right on my UCP though... I tried putting it on the 31st, and it was said the 31st. Odd.

Oh, so it is your birthday!!! I have to sing!!!

Welcome to Elanhil's introduction thread
Though he wishes we'd close this thing.
Happy Birthday, oh Shawn, happy birthday to you
Where everyone gets to sing!

*dumbfounded silence*
WOW.
Did you notice, Elanhil, that your thread now has a star on it?
I'm almost tempted to make a new introduction thread for myself. I'm getting jealous! (just kidding) :P

I know, I feel the same way. (including the just kidding part.) But you compensate by participating in the grand silly initiation singing party on other people's threads, innocent new comers who don't realize what they're getting in... and it's just as fun.

I want a star! My thread has like two responses or something. There were only about ninety of us then. Since then I guess everyone's gotten a bit more welcoming.

eruheran

Wait...It says 30th, Shawn, It's correct...maybe it's a weird IE thing. Namor, stop trying to confuse us all. But, whose birthday IS it? It was Janin's about a month ago, but that's past. And yes! I did notice that there's a star on there!!! That's not right!!

Okay, maybe it is just mine... My birthday is in January, so I second being confused.



I just checked, and there are 13 responses. I guess your brother is luckier than you... Just kidding!

Yay! A star!

I feel like the wemmicks in that Max Lucado book...I have a star!!

Or maybe a star-bellied sneetch?

My rhyming skills lack
So I'll stick to haikus, but
Welcome, Elanhil!

Whatsa sneetch? Whatever it is, it can't be good.

I absolutely LOVED The Sneetches when I was little! I always thought it would be cool to own the guy's machines and put stars on my belly. Good times....

eruheran

OH YEAH!!! The sneetches!! I remember those guys now!!! Thanks for the reminder, bro.

LOL. I love Dr. Seuss. Has anyone else practically memorized Fox in Socks?

I haven't, but I remember when my little brother was about 5, and he "read" Green Eggs And Ham. He had practically memorized it, and the first words out of his mouth were "he don't like his supper". Hysterical laughter ensued after this...

We made page 8!!! Elanhil, you now have the longest introduction thread!!!

"Very well then, let's have a little talk about tweedle beetles."
"What do you know about tweedle beetle?"
"well... when tweedle beetles fight it's called a tweedle beetle battle. When they battle in a puddle it's called a tweedle beetle puddle battle. And when tweedle beetles fight with paddles in a puddle then it's called a tweedle beetle puddle paddle battle."

That's what I say when people tell me I talk fast.

I never thought he'd make it. Yet I look at my Control Panel and see that my most number of posts is in this thread. Kind of embarrassing. (Off topic, we really should have a big frownie face that would look like this D: just to match the big smiley face:

BTW, your tweedle beetle puddle paddle battle has got me all in a fuddle-wuddle.
eruheran

That's cool. Whats a tweedle beetle?

"When Tweedle beetles battle in their bottle puddle battles, and the bottles on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles this is called a tweedle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle. And..."

Everybody should read that book.

What is it called? I want to get it and read it!

It's a Doctor Seuss book, I think. My favorite Doctor Seuss book was always Green Eggs and Ham. Also Put me in the Zoo.

eruheran

Of course it's a Dr. Suess book! It's called Fox in Socks. You should be able to get it from your local library. And when you're done, read this version: http://web.mit.edu/adorai/www/seuss-tec ... iting.html

It's one loooooong tongue twister, is what it is.

"When a fox is in the bottle where the tweedle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle eating poodle, this is what you call a --"

But wait, I don't want to give the ending away!!

Put me in the zoo isn't written by doctor suess. It's one of those books that just has his name on it because it will sell better if it does.