Good. *hands lollipop to Jonathan and keeps watchful eye on Reiyen*

*suddenly remembers something about the green bar thread*

Does this mean I've captured the rebel leader, or is the war over?

*accepts lollipop and continues to watch the craziness*

I don't think I brought enough cupcakes for a party of this... magnitude.

If I try to look cute and fail, do I get one? *flutters eyes at Philly... and rubs them when the dust flies in*

The rebel leader is simply waiting for the right moment... then he will being operation MultiLocation

MultiLocation... does that mean you can stay here and fight your battle at the same time?

It means that Personality A will remain here at the party while Personality B wanders about wreaking havoc on the Alliance's enemies.

*hides behind the table whimpering*

Can I have a cupcake?

eruheran

Drew can have the last cupcake 'cause I feel sorry for him.

You know, y'all managed to make this a "popular topic"... with a nice star on the icon.

So nice of everyone to make my congrats thread a party with a star.

Starring who? You, of course!

*eats the cupcake; mutter grumble* Why do I ever show up to these things? At least I get a cupcake

eruheran

Because you feed off of everyone's teases.

Me, feed? *cupcake crumbs fall from mouth* That's it, I'm leaving!

eruheran

*holds out another cupcake and puts on persuading voice* Please stay, Eruheran! Or I'll... *evil grin*

Have to chain you to the door next to Reiyen!

This puts a whole new meaning on the phrase "compulsory attendance"...

Not really, ChillehPhil. Just those that have committed to attend from the beginning must see the party through to the end.

THAT'S IT!!! Too much craziness!!!*pulls out a confetti shotgun stand. Anyone want some protection? They cost zip if you shoot the rebel leader!
Kenton D. Long

Why would we want to shoot the rebel leader? He's too much fun! And put down the shotgun or I'll... I'll... pull the pin on this confetti grenade!

I dare you.
Kenton D. Long

I'll do it Bush! Hand me the confetti grenade! You can do the shooting though hehe, load the gun with marshmallows!

*tosses confetti grenade to Elanor and grabs rifle* Yay! Marshmallows!! *blows holes through the walls with marshmallows*

*Pulls out a Marshmellow turret, and starts firing at Elanor. FUN!!!
PS-NEVER call me kenken.
Kenton D. Long

*jumps in front of Elanor with a candy cane sword and chocolate shield* Your marshmallows of doom will not catch us un-guarded!

Fun, fun! Hi Kenken! Nice nickname, I like. Mmm yea I think it will stick, Kenken I dub you! Ok I'm not that cruel am I? Posts reminder on computer screen not to call Kenton D Long Kenken. Oh dear now I can't see what I'm typing! Typos? You haven't seen anything like this!

Hold on a sec, Bush had the marshmallows and the gun so how did you get them? Not more guns and more marshmallows surely? We're gonna have a congratulations thread marshmallow war! Oh yea, don't forget the candy cane and chocolate!!!

Hold on is it 'Kenken ' or just 'Kenken' that you don't like being called?

Actually, I have like twenty people who call me that, and I like the nickname...
Kenton D. Long

*tries to comprehend Elanor's garbled post*

Ok...

Yus! Full on Candy Wars in the new ring thread!

Garbled? Yes, well that was the note on my computer see!

Don't worry; my mind probably garbled it in the first place.

*Makes fort from chocolate blocks and quotes Donald Duck*

"Prepare to defend yourselves!"

All this candy is making me hungry...

It was for me too; That's why I got up and got a glass of Milo.

Milo?

I'm thinking milk goes well with the chocolate.

No matter what you do to Personality A or B, the other will undo you all. Shoot to your heart's content... I have personalities and martyrs to spare.

'The other will undo us all'... the other? Sorry, not following.

Would that be personality C?

That's... alarming.

I'm a little more inclined to agree with you this time.

*thinks about eating an entire chocolate fort*

*cradles confetti shooter* It's not like it's a fatal weapon though... unless of course... you want death by confetti.

AH! *cowers behind chocolate fort* Jonathan, don't you dare start chewing your way through that! It's my only defense!

I'll eat it when the war is over.

*hands over box of grenades* Speed it up a little.

*pulls out a pressurized confetti laser bazooka. This'll speed it up for sure!
Kenton D. Long

Canon fire! Marshmallow Bombs! Beep this thread has now disintegrated into marshmallow gloop!

*peers out behind chocolate wall* When does the craziness of promo threads get so out of control that Marcher Lords storm the gates and delete it?

O.o A Marcher Lords powerful war weapon?! The delete button! *Steals delete button from MC's*

*laughing, nibbles on chocolate wall* We can always bribe them with candies...

*stares at jelly bean grenades, then shrugs and tosses them into the air, causing a rain of jelly beans*

*has visions of a swirling pulsing mix of candies and colours*

We just about never DELETE threads. We lock them mid-course only in extreme cases. And a candy war is not extreme, by that definition.

Just the same... I like the thought of raining jelly beans, though.

*hands out licorice umbrellas*

Oooh, yummy! *takes liquorice umbrella* Brilliant idea!

*rakes up jelly beans with a nacho chip rake* =)

eruheran