Okay, so you're in the car with someone, you look over at the nearest billboard, and... ... You misread it. But what a funny mistake it was! Or maybe, you're in the grocery store and you pick up a box of cereal because you swore you saw "Frantic Flakes" instead of "Frosted Flakes."

Here is a place you can write down those word mishaps!

Around 5 minutes ago, I could have sworn I saw a user name "Klingon" in the online user list...

It was kingjon XD

That's a good one

I know I've done that, but I can't remember them as of right now

Oh dear, every time I see the word CPAP (as in, a breathing machine), I misread it... I won't bother to say what I read it as.

Calista... I misread it too. *headdesk*

Well, on audio calls, my accent changes so much, I'm unaware of it changing - my friend will tell me I've started speaking in an Irish accent or a southern accent, and I'll not have any recollection of it.

Then last night, for some unearthly reason, I was talking to my daddy, and I apparently accidentally called him 'dude'. I have no idea why. XD

I can't list them, because I hilariously misread everything. If I have any new ones though, I'll try to remember to share them.

A shop in town is called 'Busy Needles,' but because of the fancy font, I thought it said 'Busy Noodles.' XD

Crunchie! *wags index finger in mock reproach*

Hmm..I'll think of one.give me a minute...

Lol! Someone should use that name for a restaurant! I would totally eat there

I got a new one! Elly was in chat and said: *curses loudly*

But I read it as *curtsies loudly*

PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE! *curtsies loudly*

Clanger. XD

*dies in a fit of laughter* That's great.

The Our Daily Bread book said today's thing was "the Eleventh Hour" but I kept reading it as "the Eleventh Doctor", which is random, because I don't watch DW...xD

Haha! That's so funny, Rennie!

Every time I type "offline" I end up typing "offling".

That sounds like a kind of... creature. o.0

Baha! Like "Halfling"? XD I suppose an "Offling" would be some kind of mutated offshoot of a breed...

Yeah... Either that, or a halfing with a British accent. 'What? I'm an 'alfing, old fellow.' Though of course, they don't actually call themselves halflings. * shrugs *

*Laughs* I'm going to use Offling sometime. XD Just saying.

So I was chatting with Kya one time and she posted this: my wifi keeps dying

And I replied saying that I read it as me wife keeps dying. *dies*

I just read "Wendy's Hamburgers" as "Muggle's Hamburgers"

*Majorly confused*

How....?

Yes, I have had that problem with "CPAP" too.

This is not a misread, but a mis-processed. The day before my family left to visit my grandparents in Arizona, we had some friends over. When they bade us good-by, the mom said "Say hi to all the hot people there!"
My brain would have phrased a description of people sweltering in heat differently, and for some reason, I thought she meant "attractive". It sounded really weird to me until after they left, when I got what she was really saying.

XD That is hilarious!!!

*laughs* That is REALLY coincidental, given that the 'Eleventh Hour' was the first episode of the Eleventh Doctor...


My dad and I were driving through a city - don't remember where. There was a tall building, at at the top it said 'Turkey Law'. BOTH of us misread it, twice.

It actually said 'Turley' Law'....

I misread "Pantothenic acid" as "Paleolithic acid".....

I love the noisy curtsy.

An offling really is someone who willingly secludes themselves from all internet access for an extended period of time.

I haven't done a funny misread in a long time. Life is boring, but reading all these makes it better.

I just misread "offling" as "offspring"....

So Abi was talking about her teacher's violin requirements.....

"She wants it faster than any of the demos so it's all scary and fast :<"

I read demons, not demos.

I misread an acronym at school...it was CROP, and you can probably guess what I thought it said. XD And for Bible too.

Oh my, that's as bad as CPAP.

Considering it was me talking, under normal circumstances that wouldn't have been a misread.

Crunchie, CPAP gets me every time.

It just got me again.

I read "And now for choir" as "And now for torture"

The first time I saw it, it got me too.

Annual be like: I saw Orion in the sky again...

My brain be like: I saw Onion in the sky again...

Munchie, you just crack me up. XD I love how your brain works.


Me too. Like, three times in a row, reading all the replies. XD Honestly, why can't they put a dash in there or something?

I read Hollister as Holy Steer and now I have visions of angelic halo-crowned cows....

I also read "Caution: Pedestrians Crossing" as "Cation: Pedestrions Crossing"

This isn't really a misread, but rather a mispronunciation.

I saw the word "Chanel" and pronounced it "Channel" as in, "Let me change the Channel on my TV!"

Well, whenever I see "castle" I always think of the way it looks like its pronounced how its spelled "cas-tel", so I think of Castiel (dont hurt me please) from Supernatural and I'm like "SUPERNATURALCASWHEREAREYOUMYBEAUTY" then I realize its castle and then I'm sad...

Pfft.

There, there. *hands you a tissue.*