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 Post subject: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
PostPosted: August 5th, 2014, 2:13 am 
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I could milk dairy-related puns until the cows came home, but that would get boring fast, so I'll get to the point. Our friend DairyMaid's birthday has arrived, so...

Happy Birthday, DairyMaid! :D

I'm sure that you can make better cakes, cookies, and so on than I can, but here's a giant chocolate cake in the shape of Australia. ;)

*hands her the cake*

May your year be blessed!

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PostPosted: August 5th, 2014, 6:36 am 
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Happy Birithday, Dairy! *hugs*

I hope it is absolutely wonderful. :D *hugs again*

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
PostPosted: August 5th, 2014, 11:00 am 
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Happy birthday, Dairymaid!

* sprinkles yellow glitter all over cake * * grins *


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Happy birthday DairyMaid!

*lays ice cream to go with cake*

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
PostPosted: August 6th, 2014, 11:42 am 
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Happy birthday DairyMaid!

*gets out confetti :twisted: *

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
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* grins * I'm glad you decided to steer clear of all the lame dairy jokes, Jonathan, but if you had cracked a few, I'm sure all other dairy puns would've pailed into insignificance. XD
Thankyou for the birthday wishes, everyone. :) It means a lot to me being remembered on a birthday, so thanks for thinking of me so much as to post here. ;)
Also, thanks for the cake, Jonathan!! I'm sure it'll taste amazing with all the glitter, icecream, hugs, and confetti. ;)
17 is soooooo old!! XDDDDDD
Thanks to y'all again!

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
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Happy, happy birthday, DairyMaid! I hope you had a wonderful day. :)


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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
PostPosted: August 7th, 2014, 4:18 pm 
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Happy Birthday, Dairy! :) Sorry this is late! I hope you had a lovely birthday. Sending lots of hugs your way! xxx

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
PostPosted: August 7th, 2014, 10:48 pm 
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DairyMaid wrote:
* grins * I'm glad you decided to steer clear of all the lame dairy jokes, Jonathan, but if you had cracked a few, I'm sure all other dairy puns would've pailed into insignificance. XD

I didn't want things to get cheesy. ;)

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17 is soooooo old!! XDDDDDD

It's sooooo young. o.O (In comparison to me, at least.)

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
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Thankyou, Renna and Elanor! I had a most lovely day. ^_^ And thank you for all the hugs, Elanor. ;) :D
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DairyMaid wrote:
* grins * I'm glad you decided to steer clear of all the lame dairy jokes, Jonathan, but if you had cracked a few, I'm sure all other dairy puns would've pailed into insignificance. XD

I didn't want things to get cheesy. ;)

Oh maaan. XD ;)
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17 is soooooo old!! XDDDDDD

It's sooooo young. o.O (In comparison to me, at least.)

* grins * I know. I was just kidding. XD You're not that old. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
PostPosted: August 10th, 2014, 12:32 pm 
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Wait. DairyMaid is only 17?

I thought she was at least 20... :blush:


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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
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Dreamer Donna wrote:
Wait. DairyMaid is only 17?

I thought she was at least 20... :blush:

* grins * Well, being thought older than you actually are can be a compliment sometimes, so thankyou! ;) :D

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
PostPosted: August 10th, 2014, 10:10 pm 
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DairyMaid wrote:
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I didn't want things to get cheesy. ;)

Oh maaan. XD ;)

How about we don't milk this anymore? ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
PostPosted: August 10th, 2014, 10:18 pm 
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Jonathan Garner wrote:
DairyMaid wrote:
Jonathan Garner wrote:
I didn't want things to get cheesy. ;)

Oh maaan. XD ;)

How about we don't milk this anymore? ;)


No, these are really the cream of the crop. Please, continue.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
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Lady Kitra Skene wrote:
Jonathan Garner wrote:
DairyMaid wrote:
Jonathan Garner wrote:
I didn't want things to get cheesy. ;)

Oh maaan. XD ;)

How about we don't milk this anymore? ;)


No, these are really the cream of the crop. Please, continue.

Well, y'all really are just about ready to skim the bottom of the pail. :roll: Let's moove on. :P

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday, DairyMaid!
PostPosted: August 11th, 2014, 9:48 am 
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No whey! :rofl:

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All resemblance to persons, people, friends, relatives, quotes, cultures, artificial intelligences, inside jokes, pets, unclaimed personalities, sentient objects, extra-terrestrials, inter-terrestrials, and draperies living, dead, undead, or comatose in any of my work are purely coincidental, incidental, circumstantial, inadvertent, unplanned, unforeseen, and unintentional. There's seriously no way I was referring to you. Honest.

The story so far:
Birthright: Eleventh chapter pending. 28280 words.
Heritage: First chapter drafted.
Legacy: Character and plot development stage.
Get a feel for the land. Visit Lor-Amar today!

Other novels on the brain:
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Shen'oh Story
Crusoe's Star
War Blazer
Seven Arts Story
The Queen's Knave
Polarians
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DairyMaid wrote:
Dreamer Donna wrote:
Wait. DairyMaid is only 17?

I thought she was at least 20... :blush:

* grins * Well, being thought older than you actually are can be a compliment sometimes, so thankyou! ;) :D


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PostPosted: August 11th, 2014, 11:09 pm 
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DairyMaid wrote:
Lady Kitra Skene wrote:
Jonathan Garner wrote:
DairyMaid wrote:
Jonathan Garner wrote:
I didn't want things to get cheesy. ;)

Oh maaan. XD ;)

How about we don't milk this anymore? ;)


No, these are really the cream of the crop. Please, continue.

Well, y'all really are just about ready to skim the bottom of the pail. :roll: Let's moove on. :P
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No whey! :rofl:

This is getting udderly wrong. :shock:

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Jonathan Garner wrote:
DairyMaid wrote:
Lady Kitra Skene wrote:
Jonathan Garner wrote:
DairyMaid wrote:
Jonathan Garner wrote:
I didn't want things to get cheesy. ;)

Oh maaan. XD ;)

How about we don't milk this anymore? ;)


No, these are really the cream of the crop. Please, continue.

Well, y'all really are just about ready to skim the bottom of the pail. :roll: Let's moove on. :P
Lady Kitra Skene wrote:
No whey! :rofl:

This is getting udderly wrong. :shock:

We had butter stop before it's too late. XD

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...(((./...........................)__
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DairyMaid wrote:
Jonathan Garner wrote:
This is getting udderly wrong. :shock:

We had butter stop before it's too late. XD

Indeed. But on the other hand, we don't want to look cow-ardly.

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PostPosted: August 13th, 2014, 10:37 am 
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*nods* I curdn't stand that.

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All resemblance to persons, people, friends, relatives, quotes, cultures, artificial intelligences, inside jokes, pets, unclaimed personalities, sentient objects, extra-terrestrials, inter-terrestrials, and draperies living, dead, undead, or comatose in any of my work are purely coincidental, incidental, circumstantial, inadvertent, unplanned, unforeseen, and unintentional. There's seriously no way I was referring to you. Honest.

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Heritage: First chapter drafted.
Legacy: Character and plot development stage.
Get a feel for the land. Visit Lor-Amar today!

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PostPosted: August 13th, 2014, 10:20 pm 
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Perhaps we should take the bull by the horns, then.

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What does that have to moo with anything?

(Sorry, that one was milquetoast.)

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All resemblance to persons, people, friends, relatives, quotes, cultures, artificial intelligences, inside jokes, pets, unclaimed personalities, sentient objects, extra-terrestrials, inter-terrestrials, and draperies living, dead, undead, or comatose in any of my work are purely coincidental, incidental, circumstantial, inadvertent, unplanned, unforeseen, and unintentional. There's seriously no way I was referring to you. Honest.

The story so far:
Birthright: Eleventh chapter pending. 28280 words.
Heritage: First chapter drafted.
Legacy: Character and plot development stage.
Get a feel for the land. Visit Lor-Amar today!

Other novels on the brain:
Quicksilver
Shen'oh Story
Crusoe's Star
War Blazer
Seven Arts Story
The Queen's Knave
Polarians
Exile Realms
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PostPosted: August 19th, 2014, 10:30 pm 
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I think we've strained all the valuable puns we possibly can from this topic. They're now beginning to churn my stomach. :P XD

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Yes, we don't want to let things get worse instead of butter. I mean better. ;)

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We could keep this thread going for ages on food puns. >.<

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.(((
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