HWers' funny social network statuses

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

So I realized something.
HWers, in my experience, post the best statuses on whatever sites they are a part of. They spark the most interesting discussions.

So I thought I'd start a thread here so people who find funny or just plain weird statuses of other HWers can post them for people who don't have social networking accounts, or don't go on theirs much, to see and discuss.
Boy, that was a mouthful. Hopefully this makes sense.
Oh, and one more thing: Change the name of the person from whom you stole the status to their HW name. You never know who wants to be kept private.
Have fun!

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

Lycanis Mimetes wrote:

"Excuse me sir, would you like a can of rabbit breath?"

Varon · **Posted:** October 17th, 2012, 10:38 pm

Maybe I should go back through my Fb...

Lord Tarin · **Posted:** October 18th, 2012, 12:02 am

NotThatShort Mimetes wrote:

Lycanis Mimetes wrote:

"Excuse me sir, would you like a can of rabbit breath?"

Why does that not surprise me, coming from our resident Wolf?

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

Lord Tarin wrote:

NotThatShort Mimetes wrote:

Lycanis Mimetes wrote:

"Excuse me sir, would you like a can of rabbit breath?"

Why does that not surprise me, coming from our resident Wolf?

Because... it shouldn't.

His are some of the best.

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

Um..... I have one, but its reeeeaaaaaallllyyyyyyy long. Basically it's Seer and me quoting Muppet Treasure Island for an hour... You want me to post it?

RunningWolf · **Posted:** October 19th, 2012, 9:11 am

Nice thread idea.

NotThatShort Mimetes wrote:

Lord Tarin wrote:

NotThatShort Mimetes wrote:

Lycanis Mimetes wrote:

"Excuse me sir, would you like a can of rabbit breath?"

Why does that not surprise me, coming from our resident Wolf?

Because... it shouldn't.

His are some of the best.

When I saw this thread, I wondered...if I might see this status here.

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

Too bad my mom deleted our Facebook account... I used to have really goofy stuff on there... XD

Lady Katharina · **Posted:** October 19th, 2012, 2:03 pm

Captain Nemo wrote:

Um..... I have one, but its reeeeaaaaaallllyyyyyyy long. Basically it's Seer and me quoting Muppet Treasure Island for an hour... You want me to post it?

Yes, do! I want to see it!

Captain Nemo Marlene · **Joined:** May 1st, 2011, 5:08 pm **Posts:** 1808

Okay. I'll put it in here when I have the time. I have to change our names for every post, which'll take a while.

However, I'll satisfy you for now with another post I just put up:

Captain Nemo wrote:

Reading Les Misérables by Victor Hugo in French (adapted by Pierre De Beaumont). M. Thénardier is getting onto Jean Valjean's (l'étranger) case for not showing him any papers or a passport when talking about getting Cossette. Jean Valjean gives the best response ever.

"'Je ne sais seulement pas votre nom. Il faudrait au moins voir quelque chiffon de papier, un petit bout de passeport, quoi!'

L'étranger, tout en continuant de le regarder jusqu'au fond des yeux, lui répond d'une voix sèche: 'Monsieur Thénardier, on n'a pas de passeport pour aller à vingt kilomètres de Paris.'"

*loves how Jean Valjean's response translates into English* "One does not have a passport to go twenty kilometers from Paris." I'll let y'all figure out the rest of it for yourselves.

Jessie Quill · **Posted:** October 19th, 2012, 10:18 pm

Captain Nemo wrote:

Okay. I'll put it in here when I have the time. I have to change our names for every post, which'll take a while.

Just do a Find + Replace in Word.

Airianna Valenshia · **Posted:** November 5th, 2012, 12:51 pm

This thread is hilarious. I should post Jay's.

NotThatShort · **Joined:** March 7th, 2012, 2:08 pm **Posts:** 2809

Do! Do do do please do!

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