As I could not post in Official Chatter, I am placing my challenge within these walls. I shall place it into poetic format:
On this day of April, do not burst!
I want to see who will turn out first!
A hidden message you must find.
Look closely! Don't leave any part behind!
The first two, a boy and girl,
Shall be announced with a twirrl
Their new position of royalty
For this day of fools, guaruntee.
All speculation of the challenge may be placed in this thread... wait! I need to glitterfy it first!
runs around the room, making intricate glitter murals and covering the furniture with the substance*Ahh! Perfect! If you have any questions, also place them in this thread or PM myself. But don't speculate too much here, because it is a competition to be the first to solve it! The competition ends by midnight EST.
Oh, and editors! Please do not edit my future posts, and I appologize for the hecticness of my posts, as they may not fit certain threads. Please just ignore my posts and continue on track in the threads. If someone wants to announce that somewhere, please do! I want to make sure the threads are not derailed. This is not meant to derail, but for a difficult challenge to everyone. So just ignore the posts.
It's all about glitter, is what I've gathered so far. 
I'd gotten as far as finding the message, but somehow I got the e and m mixed up and spent half an hour trying to figure out who "em" was.
'Cause y'all are awesome. 
Just kidding.