Me: Wow, I'm going to have to start checking this thread like twice daily...things are hopping!

Numaryá: And there seems to be new characters every minute...welcome, Taiven, even though you've been here longer than me...I guess I could argue that there is a new 'you' I like Taiven better than Serena, sounds more fantasy-like.

Zrolla: The wolves are impressive. All credit goes to me of course.

Urta: *snickers*

Zrolla: silence! And Iri, I think that your name sounds just as bad as mine. Blame my author.

Me: Hey, I'm trying. It's hard to get a good evil sounding name. And no need to bash other authors too.

Zrolla: I'm a villain; it's what I do. By the way, Reivas, doesn't sound like your enemies respect you much. And Iri, I can't work with him. Guess I'll have to take over this internet thing by myself!

Me: Um, you can't take over the internet.

Zrolla: Really? It just looks like a small room with post margins to me!

Me: Well, actually, it's really a big connection of computers and devices and web pages...and, where's Phillip, he seems better at lecturing than me!

Numaryá: Kyra, I definitely agree...Tynx is very cute! Of course, as the only girl in my band, I have to think something's cute. Sometimes I think they would just prefer it if I were a guy! *rolls eyes*

Zaciré: Wow, you animals are good at keeping up with the thread...I have trouble with it myself and I sneak on every night. Oops, eruheran isn't supposed to know that *sneaks away*.

Me: Ciela, I just picked Zaciré and Numaryá off of the top of my heads. Interestingly, they're the ONLY ones I picked off of the top of my head...the others have meaning in other languages. Maybe that means I should stick to made up names? Anyways, I'd be happy to help with charry names.

Zaciré/Numaryá: But then we wouldn't be original! We have an eruheran mark on us!

Me: Oh hush, it's not like they're even going to be in the same story! And I'm sure CR will be nice and let you meet them on here.

Zaciré: Well, I guess so

Numaryá: *grumble*

Pashto: We've got way too many long-winded characters on here. By the way, where is Forsvan?

Forsvan: I'm right here. Are you implying, young one, that I am long-winded? Certainly not. By the way, Clark, you sound like a fascinating character. Are you new or is my memory escaping me again?

Urta: You mean the author's memory.

Me: Hey! I knew Clark! Well, actually, I don't remember him. Is he new?

Urta: *snickers* Tynx, we are from the world of Enderion. It's a nice place, except when Zrolla controls about eighty percent of it. The Enclave, where most of us live, is one of the few independent places left. We really like our home, but our author is getting lazy and isn't developing it enough.

Me: I'm developing it...just slowly. And besides, I'm fractalling Numaryá at the moment.

Zaciré: What is this fractalling, is it something bad?

Numaryá: *nervously* Will I get hurt?

Me: *rolls eyes* It's fine. It will improve you. Trust me.

Pashto: Yeah, that's easy to do!

Me: OK, that's it! We're out of here. Urta and Pashto, I don't think I'll be able to let you come back. You're still minor characters. Maybe I'll bring Traul, or possibly Saeran.

Urta: Traul's a bore. He always talks about his 'war-feather' days! Saeran is five centuries older than us! Do you know how awkward it is to talk to a penta-centenarian? And besides, you changed his name too.

Zaciré: Hey! Traul saved my life. And I find talked to Saeran fascinating as well.

Me: OK, maybe next time I won't bring any of you. Now try to behave. Oops, it's time we were going. Bye everyone!

Me: Wow, I'm going to have to set aside some more time for Character Introductions... there are so many comments!

Terra: Well Eruheran, I think Malka has forgiven you... for the most part. He's a grey wolf, so Malka feels he's more... regal? than the mercenaries.

Malka: *turns to Terra, cocks his head*

Terra: Oh! Malka also wants to say that the wolf that helped you ought to be a grey wolf

Eli: I see that Tynx is getting alot of fanfare... I think I'll join in. Welcome Tynx

Terra: Aww, I totally agree... you are so cute Tynx! That is, if you don't mind me calling you that, I know a certain wolf who doesnt care for such things *looks at Malka*

Eli: And welcome back Taiven! It's nice to see you, and what a lovely new name!

Terra: *clears throat* I think she's with Matt, don't get any ideas.

Eli: Why would I.. I've got you!

Me: Ok, ok, calm down the mushyness a bit Well, we have to get back to work! See ya

Malka: *Growls*

Werynn: Fascinating.

Me: You don't even remember your question, do you?

Werynn: Because you don't, either.

Jesse: Whoa now, why is there another story with AInran when the first one's not even done?

Me: I wanted to.

Mordir: I would join you, Zrolla, if someone here would allow it.

Me: I won't allow it only because you would be too annoying for him to work with, it has nothing to do with your power.

Mordir: What! Why you little-

Cory: Easy there.

Tynx: That sounds cool! Does Zrolla often have 80%?

Me: Boy, he's more popular than I expected.

Seymour: He's cute, what'd you expect?

Tynx: [To Aiisha] Yeah, it is a bit weird. But he's dead too. [Nods to Mordir] But I doin't mind. I died saving my friends.

Mordir: This is disgusting.

Tynx: It is not! Aaron, Zack, and the rest are the best friends I had!

Me: Ignore him.

Jesse: [Stills lookign at other story] Dude, the villains here are creepy.

Me: I know, I think I overdid it.

Cory: [Looks over Jesse's shoulder] They're not that bad. Weird, but not too creepy.

Me: Maybe. But still.

Tynx: Thanks, Eli! I'm glad to be here. It's a neat place.

Tesmir: Argh, I'm bored. Can I duel someone? Just a little?

Tilmere: And get yourself killed?

Tesmir: I won't die. I just need to stretch my limbs.

Seymour: There's Mordir.

Tesmir: No. He would kill me. I want something new.

Tilmere: [To Rune] If he gets hurt, tell the rest he fell off a cliff.

Rune: [Laughs]

Tynx: [Runs up to Malka] Wow! You're tall! What's your world like?

Me: Um, Tynx... He can only communicate to Terra, and others of her kind.

Tynx: So? What's that stop a body from talking to him?

Terra: Well Tynx, Malka can also communicate with other animals, it just depends what type (Birds don't count.. since Malka eats them )... anyway, Malka can talk to Tynx the same way he talks to me!

Malka: *directs his mind to Tynx's* Hello young fox To answer your questions... my world is very beautiful. On the main continent of Nadinya we have large forests, cold mountains and long coastlines. To the southeast we have a small uninhabited (so we think) island grouping, mostly made of beaches and sand. And finally, to the northeast, there is the island called Imendriah... the home of the Vasai. The island is connected to the mainland by a large, magical bridge that only lets those of good intentions pass over the sea and onto the soil of Imendriah

Me: It's very confusing.. I'll be posting a topic on it eventually, because I have changed ALOT since the first topic I made... all the names are changed and stuff

Tesmir: I have a curved dagger. It's blade is longer, though.

Cory: Seymour's beats you by far.

Me: Yeah, I'm kinda porud of that. He's got a staff with a sweet scythe-like blade on it. Took down a monster snake with it.

Seymour: It was already distracted by Cory.

Cory: You're too modest, Seymour.

Tesmir: Anyways. Dueling you would be great, Aaron. I can't wait to get started.

Tilmere: [To Rune again] If he gets hurt and our brothers ask, tell them he got attack by a tiger while unarmed.

Rune: You think it'll be that bad?

Tilmere: Our little brother is up against an Elf, way too confident for his own good, and his blade is outmatched.

Rune: He caught a buck by the antlers with looped rope hanging from a tree. But he has his moments when he does quite well. He will do fine.

Seymour: I've seen the boy at work with a blade. He wields it wisely. But with Aaron's weapon, he had better use more speed than power, it being longer.

Tesmir: I get no encouragement from any of you without criticism, do I?

Cory: Oh you'll be fine.

Tilmere: Just don't get over-confident.

Tesmir: I won't, Tilmere, I promise.

Lorielle: Good luck, Tesmir!

Tynx: It sounds pretty there. Are there other wolves there that can only talk to the Vasai?

Me: A hand and a half means width, right? [Trying to 'make' a hand and a half with her hands] Phew, that's pretty wide.... If Tesmir knew how to use it, I'd ask if he could use Seymour's staff.

Seymour: Then the staff would be longer. Tesmir wields daggers with great skill, he will do fine.

Me: I don't doubt it. Good luck to you both!

Taiven: My sword is, well... normal, except for the few amethysts that are studded into the handle

Eclipsi: *clears throat* It was a gift from me.

Taiven: Yes it was. Thank you. I also have a daggar, but there is nothing special about it.

Mattimeo: There re so many topics being discussed in here. It's hard to follow

Eclipsi: Very true. *to Tynx* I am wondering, is there a bunch of talking animals in your world, Tynx?

Taiven: That is a good question. Laishna only has talking dragons, of course. Though there are a few creatures, like the Betsalela Keepers (mini dragons) that can talk by ways of word and also send pictures or images to your mind.

Mattimeo: They are rather interesting creatures...

Me: I think I might have to introduce more characters soon, the conversation is getting a bit... dull.

Eclipsi: Is not!

Taiven: I think it's going quite well, thank you.

Mattimeo: Besides, there aren't many other characters to introduce. Yet, anyway.

Me: *sigh* Yeah. You're right... I will have to work on them.

Terra: I can duel if you run out of partners, I have a daggar and a sword but I'm much better with a bow

Eli: I would gladly duel Unlike Terra, I'm better with a sword and daggar than a bow

Malka: *Nods and tilts his head*

Terra: *Amused* Malka said his weapon would be his claws and teeth, which would be unfortunate for you

Eli: Smooth Malka...

Zaciré: I swear by the ancient kings of Enderion, sometimes I think there is too much going on in this thread!

Numaryá: Zaciré, you musn't swear.

Zaciré: Yes mother.

Urta: He's right though. Look at this...wolves and foxes communicating through thoughts, duels, and all manner of interesting things.

Me: Wait a minute, Urta, how'd you sneak in here. I thought I'd told you I wasn't bringing you and Pashto. *whisks away Urta and Pashto*

Zrolla: What a surprise, a few more villains. I'm sure they're not in my class, though.

Zaciré: That's because your class is so low no one can stoop that far!

Forsvan: Don't insult your enemies, Zaciré, even if they are morons.

Zrolla: *mutters*

Me: Malka, you sound like one cool guy...I'm going to have to introduce a good wolf into my story so that you can have some company. I mean, Tynx is great (and cute) but one always prefers having species-to-species conversations every once in a while.

Zaciré: Can I ride him?

Numaryá: A wolf isn't a plaything, Zaciré.

Zaciré: I swear! Anyone else want to correct me around here?

Forsvan/Numaryá: *simultaneously* Don't swear, Zaciré.

Zaciré: *rolls eyes*

Forsvan: Tesmir and Aaron, I would have appreciated dueling with worthy ones such as yourselves, back in the day. You see, my author originally in the first version of the story had a chapter in which I was commander of an army, and unmatched with a blade. Then he started this rewrite and I'm an eighty year old man in charge of the Enclave. Time flies when you're not in charge, eh?

Zrolla: Spare me your monologue. I remember that chapter though. That was the same chapter in which I killed Geretge.

Me: Hey! Don't take credit for that. It was a stray arrow that killed him, and you only had two swords that day.

Zrolla: *sulks* Actually, I'd duel anyone here, if the victor get's the other's posts.

Me: You can't do that. The authors are the only one's that can control the post margins.

Zrolla: It's so unjust, how do you expect a take over the world type to operate under these conditions? Tynx, I usually control around eighty percent of the world. In the first draft, I control Munkaan, Zalkor, Vitnea, parts of Kreatan. The only independent nations are Hayyim, the Enclave, and the wastelands of Andevian, which no one lives in. Then the author had to go and do a rewrite. He renamed all the countries and I don't even know what I control now.

Numaryá: *reading eruheran's signature* Who is this Dorodhiel, eruheran? And why are you her knight?

Me: *blushing* Oh that? That's nothing...just another story I'm working on, featuring eruheran...not me. *sarcastically, to characters* OK, time to go every body!

*exeunt*

(Which means 'all exit' in Shakespearean literature and is my current favorite word )

(Hey, I'm page 19!)

Tynx: Well... technically I don't have a world. I used to live in an airship above earth. Then this whole complicated thing happened and the airship was attacked by our own race (not mine, my mistress's. I was the last one of my kind), and so I was sent down to earth and Aaron (a human who was adopted by a woman of the airship race) was sent with me to look after me, and so we spend a while down there on earth in Venice, then we move to the USA, then we go back up when people find out Aaron lived with the other race, and then we defeated the army the president sent up there, since Humans and the other race don't get along (no idea why).

Seymour: Breathe.

Me: He is very lucky we've finished that story.

Tynx: So that about sums it up. [To Zrolla] Are those places countries, or regions in your world?

Jesse: He has a large voicebox.

Me: Oh, I've kind of figured out how I can connet my worlds! I'll probably have portals connecting them all, which had been created long ago but were destroyed/sealed (whichever works better). And... I might be quitting the styory with Cory and Rowen.

Rowen: [Snorts] I beg your pardon?

Me: No offense, but I'm not doing anything with it. The scenes i had planned I can do in a story for the portal-stuff. But maybe you can stay, if it's OK.

Cory: I'm sure he can. He was in a story, even if it wasn't ever finished. Jesse's here, so's Werynn.

Me: And anyway, I'll keep it stored in my ultimate story info file-thing in case I want to write it more, but differently. Or something.

Rowen: I suppose...

Me: It's not like I'm killing you off.

Tesmir: Are you able to duel still, Forsvan?

Me: He's eighty, Tesmir.

Tesmir: Yeah? In that Lord of the Rings books/movies Aragorn was in his seventies.

Me: That's different. He was given a longer than normal life.... wasn't he?

Werynn: I will duel you, Terra, if you like.

Tilmere: Oh, we're not worried about him.

Tesmir: Liar. It's OK, Aaron, I take damage. Give me everytihng you've got! [Draws blade, steping forward] You're move, sir.

Seymour: [Watcheswith interest]

Tynx: [Yaps excitedly] Good luck!

Me: This'll be fun. I've never really put Tesmir through a detailed battle before.

Me: I feel guilty breaking in on Aaron's high vertical slice but there's some questions further up the thread I need to answer.

Zrolla: Like, who is Dorodhiel?

Me: *sigh* Fine; when I got on Holy Worlds I needed to create a name. I chose the name eruheran, which means Dominic, or 'bound to the Lord'. I thought that sounded really cool so I thought I'd write a story about it, about how this knight is bound to the Lord and he orders him to protect this girl named Dorodhiel. That's the plain and short of it.

Forsvan: And how far along is this story?

Me: I haven't started it yet...

Zaciré: *snickers*

Forsvan: In answer to your question, Tesmir, I'm still fairly agile with a bow, but no, I'm not able to duel. However, if my author does include that chapter when I'm young in the rewrite, I'll have to catch you then. Though judging from Aaron's reaction...dueling seems to be a bit awkward.

Numaryá: Tynx, I have to introduce you to my friend at the Enclave. She talks a lot too but is really very sweet.

Me: Whoops, gotta go run with my Dad. See you guys later.

Zaciré: Can we stay?

Me: Ummm, sure. Just stay out of trouble.

Niarah - (watches Aaron and Tesmir with interest) Oh, this is going to be good, I can tell.

Rahor - I've never seen humans fight before.

Niarah - Maybe . . . hmm.

Traxus - Uh-oh. What are you thinking?

Niarah - Maybe I could duel that Zrolla character.

Thysal - Don't even think about it.

Niarah - *sigh* Alright. Hey, Seymour, that's an interesting weapon. Mine is similar to that.

Thysal - She's off again.

Me - Hmm. Niarah talks too much.

Niarah - Well, excuse me for living!

Me - No, seriously, you were supposed to be the quieter character. Rahor was supposed to be the valient, talkative, Reepicheep- type charrie.

Thysal - That didn't work out very well, did it?

Me - Forrest, in response to an earlier question on page 18, I wouldn't mind bringing back Azura, Arctax, and Zanraz back to this mix. I'm just not sure how the other authors would feel. Plus, I'd have to remove these guys.

Traxus - What?

Me - (ignores him) But if no one has a problem with that, I might be able to return Arctax and the rest of my crew.

Niarah - (ignoring my whole sentence) I'm still wondering how Aaron and Tesmir are going to pull off a whole sword duel on here.

Me: I see. ^^

Tesmir: [Brings up dagger to block] We can duel outside too, if you want.

Me: Anywhere's fine with him, I think.

Rune: He's restless. Always has been.

Tynx: What's her name? She sounds like a fun person.

Me: You... never mind.

Cory: Good idea.

Seymour: Thank you. It takes a while to get used to the weight, but when you do, it's fairly easy to use. And if you're in a hurry you just swing wildly and odds are you will hit someone.

Lorielle: Have you done that before?

Seymour: Right before I was captured, aye. But it is a rather useful weapon.

Tesmir: [Glances over shoulder at Forsvan] I'll look forward to it.

Tilmere: Watch your fight, Tesmir.

Tesmir: I am.

Mordir: You say that now...

Lorielle: Ignore him, Tesmir!

Me: Reepicheep's awesome! I saw a preview for Voyage of the Dawn Treader the other day, and it looked so cool!

Numaryá: My oh my...so much going on in this thread...duels, conversations about foxes in flying ships, and obscure references to a secret story eruheran is working on.

Me: Actually, I haven't started it yet...my first priority is your story.

Zaciré: Really? I sure couldn't tell by how much you've worked on us.

Me: I'll get to you guys...eventually. Today IS Father's Day, you know. I've been busy.

Forsvan: That explains it...

Me: OK, time to go...no time to talk. Let me know how the duel turns out.

Tesmir: [Shoulder gets nicked. Slashes diagonally with dagger.]

Tynx: I wana fight!

Me: Not a chance.

Tynx: Why not?

Me: The last time you fought, you put scorch marks on the wall, and goodness knows what you did to the soldiers.

Tynx: [Snorts defiantly as fur bristles] They got what was coming to them. And that was with a core in me, anyway.

Me: Yes, but you don't now.

Tynx: So?!

Cory: Easy. I'm sure you'd be a scrappy little fighter, if anything. Your personality would be enough to scare anyone off.

Me: So long as they don't give him a balloon to sit on.

Tynx: You have a balloon?! Where?! I wanna see!

Seymour: [Smiles]

Me: Eruheran, your avie is beautiful. I love the wolf.

Tilmere: You think all of them are beautiful.

Me: Well... yeah. Really now, do you have to do that?

Cory: But it's so much fun.

Me: Watch it, young man.

Me(again): I will be absent from here for a few days. So Aaron, feel free to take the break from the duel if you want.

Me (2nd again): I'm back now.

Alrighty, I just go my account activated today, so don't blame me if I mess this up.

Malchus: What's an account?

Me: It's... a way to post on here.

Malchus: Where is here, anyhow?

Me: A really scary site over which Karanzu has complete control.

Karanzu: I do not. But I wish I did. Just think of all the slaves I could get... all those peasants.

Tirahi: All the more for me to rescue.

Me: Alright, why not you two quite the chit-chat and introduce yourselves. You too, Camden, Dialo. You can bring your sisters if you want.

Malchus: Well, okay. I'm Malchus. Twenty years old, and rather stupid.

Me: Did I mention Malchus has a bit of self-esteem issue?

Malchus: I do not! It was just a stupid thing to do, slashing--mmmph!

Me: No telling the story before it happens.

::Malchus glares and sulks away::

Me: Alright, since his sword is still here, there are no worries. He'll be better in a little bit. Tirahi, how about you go next?

Tirahi: Well, I'm human and I like to go around rescuing slaves. My main target is Karanzu.

Me: You still aren't going to tell your background?

Tirahi: Nope.

Me: Be that way.

Karanzu: I can't wait to kill you.

Tirahi: I'm sure... ::absently rubs pommel of sword::

Karanzu: I'm the villian of the story. My life is dedicated to the enslaving of th Telanites. I will succeed!

Camden and Dialo: Only if you catch us.

Karanzu: I already did.

Me: <squeals> Stop telling the story, or I'll throw you out!

Camden: Well, let's hurry this up. I'm Camden. Telanite, but no peasant. Of course, our author will not allow me to go on...

Dialo: And I'm Dialo. Telanite, but with no flashy history like my friend Camden. Actually, I'm not sure I have a history.

Me: I'll get to you, don't worry.

Decia: I'm hungry.

Camden: How'd you get in here???

Decia: Felicia helped me.

Me: Decia is Camden's sister, Felicia is Dialo's.

Camden: I could have said that.

Me: Yes, but I'm also hungry, and want to go eat my supper. Say bye, all ye, and let's go.

Camden, Dialo, Malchus, Tirahi, Karanzu and Felicia: Bye!!!

Decia: Hey look, smilies. I wonder... OOOOOOO!!! I like these!!!

Me: Decia, come on!

Decia: I don't like that one. Looks like Karanzu.

Karanzu: Hey, I- Mmmph!

Me: Karanzu has met an unfortunate accident with a gag. I can't wait to see how that fight turns out, Tesmir and Aaron!

Malchus: Hey, I'll take on that Iri character.

Me: ::drags characters away:: Bye all!

Me: Welcome, all!

Seymour: Hello. [Nods]

Cory: Goodness, I thoguht this place had gone to an early grave.

Me: Psh, you worry too much.

Cory: I'm beginning to think that it's my life.

Me: You just need to relax. Darias took a lot out of you.

Cory: And who made him that way?

Tynx: Cool, new people! Hi! Do you guysh ave a balloon?

Me: No one has a balloon, Tynx. Drop it.

Tynx: Drop what? I'm not holding anything. And I'm not a dog! Argh, Zack and the rest were so weird! I still don't get it.

Lorielle: He's just cute no matter what mood he's in.

Tesmir: Yeah, I can't wait either.

Decia: What's a balloon?

Me: A bag filled with air in pretty colors that floats.

Decia: Ooooo! Can I have one??

Me: No. They have been invented yet.

Decia: Humph.

Karanzu: Mmmph! Mmmmmph!

Me: Oh, sorry. ::removes gag::

Karanzu: You will die for that!

::Karanzu draws sword and attempts to attack me, but I calmly raise my hand. His sword drops to the ground.::

Me: Might you wish to remember that you can not harm the author?

Malchus: <laughes>

Me: And you, Malchus, may not harm Karanzu.

Malchus: <sputters in protest> ::stomps off::

Me: Machus also has an anger management issue. But again, he doesn't have his sword, so we're all safe.

Decia: Are there any other little girls here?

Me: I don't know.

Felicia: There's me!

Decia and Felicia wander off to play. I take a head count.

Me: Well, it looks like we only have Tirahi and Karanzu left.

Tirahi: Hello, all ye in the former post. Tynx, are you human or what? Do you know how funny you are?

Karanzu: He's not funny, he's impertinent. Where'd my whip go?
Karanzu grabs whip from his back pocket and strides over to the boundary. He touches it, yelps, and leaps back.

Karanzu: Hey! What's with the electrified boundary?

Me: It's to keep the others safe, as well as yourself. You don't want Iri shredding you or something, do you? And I'm sure Tesmir would love to take a whack at you too. You may only cross with the permission of both authors.

Karanzu: Where'd my sword go?

I hold up the sword victoriously. Malchus comes up from behind and grabs it.
Me: Hey!

Malchus: Well, it's his sword, but it'll do.

Me: You guys are supposed to be talking to the other characters, not fighting amongst yourselves. If you don't be good, I'll take you out permanently.

Tirahi: Maybe, if we had a few less in here, it'd help?

Camden: Don't take me out!

Dialo: I wouldn't mind leaving.

Me: True, Tirahi, it is rather confusing with 7 of you in here.

Alright, Decia and Felicia are leaving, I can't keep up with all of them. For now, Tirahi, Karanzu, Malchus, Camden and Dialo are here.

::Decia and Felicia run out the door::

Karanzu: Well, I guess I can't fight you... so what sort of weapon do you have, Tesmir? I think I heard something about daggers?

Me: ::is happy they're getting along:: Time to go, ye all.

Dialo leaves.

Me: I mean, everyone.

Malchus: k, just a second. ::finish reading an earlier post:: Aaron, what are you using as a weapon?

Camden: Can I borrow it?

Tirahi: I told you, Camden, no sword till you finish this week of lessons!

Me: Wait. You're training him in the sword???

Tirahi: Yes.

Me: I think I need to talk to you alone...

::drags Tirahi off::

Malchus: Well, uh, bye!

Camden: I hope she doesn't stop my lessons...

Niarah - (grins) Gotta love the electified boundry.

Rahor - Nice to meet you all, Decia, Felicia, Malchus, and Tirahi, welcome. I can't say the same for Karanzu, though.

Me - Amanda, that is so funny, I have a villain named Kurazan. Talk about creepy character similarities.

Niarah - Oh great. I didn't need to know that. Do we really need a villain?

Me - When I'm finished, I'm turning him loose.

Rahor - Oh no.

That's why I don't make up my own names any more, Celia Rose.

Karanzu: I've got to meet this guy!

Me: No you don't!

Malchus: If his name is like Karanzu, is his personality also similar?

Me: You may not bring him to battle.

Camden: Why did they welcome my sister, and not me??

Me: I assume they forgot.

Dialo: Why does it matter, Camden?

Camden: Because!

Me: hold on, no arguments.

Dialo: Okay. What happened to Tirahi?

Malchus: He's sulking.

Camden: Tirahi never sulks. He's plotting.

Malchus: Tirahi never plots. He's just thinking.

Camden: Tirahi never... well, I guess he does think.

Machus: ::grins in triumph and promptly ignores Camden:: Nice to meet you, Niarah and Rahor. Sorry, Aaron, my author didn't let me read back that far.

Me: Actually, I forgot.

Malchus: Anyway, Aaron, that's a neat sounding sword! I don't think Amanda has figured out what sword I own.

Me: No, I haven't. And I know ye all have a lot more to say, but I have to go bake some bars. So I will see you later! ::escorts characters out the door::

Tynx: I'm a fox. Or, was. I was the last of my kind. [To Karanzu] Ooh, what's that? It looks like rope.

Me: Ever curious.

Tesmir: I would? Maybe when I'm done here. [Jumps to avoid Aaron's attack, but stumbles and gets his leg cut.] Argh that smarts. [Springs up and slashes at Aaron's middle]

Tilmere: He may not be light on his feet, but he reacts quickly.

Tesmir: [To Karanzu] Yeah, somethin' like that. I don't remember what exactly it was. Zoey?

Zoey: Slips my mind at the moment.

Cory: She's busy translating.

Zoey: Well you try reading Jane Eyre, and see if you don't translate the French.

Tirahi: You are funny! Are all foxes this curious and funny? Oh, and I would stay away from Karanzu and his whip if I were you. He does not take well to being crossed, and I'm not sure the boundary holds whips.

Karanzu: ::sigh:: It does. ::looks mournfully at burned whip::

Me: Don't worry, I have more.

I hand Karanzu a new whip, and everyone protests.

Me: He can't hurt you, and I have to keep my villian armed.

Karanzu: Speaking of that, I think I do want to fight Tesmir.

Malchus: Good! I can't wait to see him shred you.

Karanzu: Daggers don't worry me one bit. I have my whip, and some where around here, a sword... Ah, here it is. ::slides sword out of scabbard and looks expectantly at where Tesmir and Aaron are fighting::

Me: Well, Tesmir, do you accept the challenge? (after you are defeated by Aaron, I mean)

Rahor - I think you'd have a large advantage over Tesmir, who is clearly tiring and has been slightly wounded.

Niarah - Seriously, how far are you guys going? I mean, both of you have to remain somewhat alive with all of your limbs intact.

Thysal - Somewhat?

Niarah - (shrugs)

Rahor - Sorry that I didn't greet you, Camden. I don't think that you were in the above post. If you were, I certainly didn't notice.

Niarah - He's very dreamy and absentminded lately (gives her brother a perceptive look)

Me - Kurazan might be like Karanzu, is he a conquer-the-world, twisted, darklord type character?

Niarah - Oh great.

Me:Aaaaaaaahh!!!!!!

Griffin: What's his problem?

Tesra: He just caught up on three pages he missed.

Me: Uuumm, let's see duels, talking foxes, new people (Hi), wolves, and more smilie people, oh no.

Matt: More smilie people! Oh boy!

Griffin: (facepalm)

Phillip: Hmm, quasars, haven't read much on those. Some type of galaxy in this presumably endless universe of scientific law, order, and...

Tesra: Let's stop you right there.

Phillip: Hmph...

Ravork: I would gladly participate in duels, but there would be some... more major injuries.

Griffin: I will also take on challengers.

Negraz: It seems to have gotten more joyous in my absence. I will have to remedy that.

(raises arms and chill, bleak wind strikes as icy shards press against faces)

Niarah - (stares coldly at Negraz as the wind hits her) I think you need to work on that icy ability. It gets a whole lot colder than that in Ilaria.

Rahor - Ravork, when you say "major injuries", you are talking about the ones which your opponent would be inflicting on you, right?

Thysal - Picking a fight, Princeling?

Rahor - No, just raising my hackles.

Thysal - Both are a bad idea.

Me - This is so much fun! I think I might introduce more characters just to increase the chaos!

Niarah - Oh no. Please don't.

Me -

Me-Uh, Oh,

Kearth-Hey, look at all this!

Elanhil-Hah! these wimps have got nothing with injuries and everything! I just got ripped in half!

Kearth- oh, shut up. you ASKED to

Elanhil-So?!?

Kearth-How are you even talking?

Elanhil-Uh, believe in ghosts. they're real.

Kearth-Oh yeah right. Now I have to do my next quest ALONE!

Elanhil-Don't believe me? ask the author. I appear later on as a ghost. Go on. Ask him.

Me-It is true...

Kearth-WHAT? NO FAIR! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A GHOST!

Me-but you're the main character.

Kearth-It's cold.

King-YOU are supposed to be on your quest!

Me-Yeah, all of you, back into the word document!

Elanhil-Aaaaw, don't make us go!

Me- GO!!!!!

All-*Whines*

Kearth- please?

Me- NO! And if you don't go, I'll write you out of the story!

All- RIGHT! OK, GOING BACK! BYE GUYS!

Me- hehehe

Negraz: I could make so cold that every one of you would freeze solid or so hot that your very bones would melt.

Me: Only I won't allow that.

Negraz: I would that you were a fictional character and I would destroy your very soul and throw your empty...

Me: Whoa, I think that's enough. They get your point. You are a powerful incarnate demon.

Negraz: Use my full title, you insolent mortal.

Me: I think I'll, um, move you out for the rest of this post.

Griffin: On another note, really, I want to duel someone.

Phillip: May ask what your definition of a "ghost" is?

Raug: Did someone call me a bumbling fool while I was gone?! I'm leaving.

Timuth: He's leaving because of an insult! He is the worst villain I have ever encountered.

Tesra: He can't do anything about it because of the boundary, remember?

Ravork: I challenge Karanzu or Zrolla to a duel!

Matt: Bye!

Me: Hello, new people!

Tynx: Pick me! Pick me! I'll take the lot of you!

Me: Hey, I want in one piece, dead or not.

Tesmir: I'll be happy to duel you, Karanzu. When I'm done dueling Aaron.

Tilmere: He can recover with flower's blood.

Cory: What? We might as well give Karanzu a butter knife. You know what that does to him.

Tilmere: Yes, but it strengthens him, also. Give it time.

Lorielle: I'll duel you, Griffin!

Jesse: Oh, I-

Werynn: I'm sure she'll be fine.

Me: I forgot about you two.

Werynn: I noticed.

Tynx: Aw come on! Why not? No fair!

Rune: Wait for someone of your stature, little one.

Tynx: There is no one of my stature, moron!

Me: Watch your tongue, or else you won't do anything.

Cory: [Shivers from Negraz's wind] Do you have to do that?

Me: Wow...got to start checking this thread more often.

Zrolla: You do. And you need to explain. My name's different.

Me: That's right...you're now Srugoz.

Srugoz: Hmmm...interesting name. Down to business. Yes, Raug, I did call you a bumbling fool. But because your peers think the same of you, consider it the norm instead of an insult.

Forsvar: Srugoz, are you always evil...try to be good for once, my son.

Srugoz: Be quiet, old grandpa! And to the rest of you, I would not condone as to stoop so far as to duel any of you. Why, a small burst of fire-rain and you would be dead. Where's the challenge in that? The only person here I see as worthy of my attention is Negraz. One could take over the world with that fellow! Of course, us demon-possessed people are usually friendly to each other.

Zacirè: Woah, you're demon possessed? News to me!

Me: (apologetically) Yes, he sort of is...kind of like the anti-christ, since my story sort of parallels Revelation at the end.

Numaryá that's not very original.

Me: Well, I'm trying! Sorry!

Numaryá: Welcome to the thread, new guys. Elanhil, you should talk to my friend Samsvar. In our book, he was ambushed and filled with arrows.

Me: No plot giveaways! And it's time to go, anyways! Bye everyone.

Me: I apparently need to make more time to read & respond to this thread...

Krystal: Well, you can't help it that you've had to spend all your writing time on US! ::giggle::

Me: No, I suppose not...

Evander: Do you suppose that we have drifted too far into the realm of science fiction for this website?

Krystal: Hey, steampunk isn't really sci-fi or fantasy. It's stuck inbetween.

Me: You're probably fine. I doubt they'll kick us out, anyhow. I've been seeing a lot more sci-fi around here anyhow.

Enrico: Oooh, duels!

Me: What a lot to catch up on... and it's breakfast time. I'll have to come back later.

Karanzu: I'm confused. Who all is challenging me? Just Tesmir and Ravork, right? It's hard to keep up with all these people...

Camden: That's alright Rahor, I don't think my author put me in the post.

Me: Sorry! I had too many characters, so I can't put them all in one post.

Camden: ::shrug:: Matt, she also kicked my sister out. So no new smilie people. Sorry.

Decia: I came back.

Me: Hey!

Decia: Hee hee!

::drags Decia out::

Malchus: Whew.

Camden: Are you implying that you do not like my sister??

Malchus: ::mutters something to quietly to be heard::

Camden: I thought as much.

Me: Guys....

Karanzu: Oh yeah, why do I need a butter knife?

Me: I'm athinking that it means he gets really easy to defeat for a while. Oh, and Celia Rose, Karanzu isn't the rule the world type, so I suppose he's not like your Kurazun. Hmph.

Karanzu: I could rule the world if I tried.

Me: Only if I let you. Now, did I answer everything?

Tirahi: I think so.

Me: Good. Let's go.

Camden: What?? Why???
Me: I need to finish your fractal.

Camden: Ok! Let's go!

Karanzu: I need to sharpen my sword anyway. Fare thee well, Tesmir! ::under breath:: I want some challenge of a fight...

Tilmere: Tesmir's system doesn't react well to flower's blood. It weakens him, but he recovers quickly.

Lorielle: Kind of like me?

Cory: Yours is more when flower's blood comes in contact with Numm-Cordd poison. Tesmir just has to drink the flower's blood.

Tynx: Me too! Me too!

Me: No battling. I already told you no.

Tynx: [Snorts and lashes tail]

Me: Really, it's hard for to be intimidating when you're just so darn cute.

Werynn: It's a gift all children have.

Tynx: I am not a child!

Seymour: You act like one.

Tynx: I do not!

Rune: He argues like one, anyway.

Who's Klista? If the other characters don't like her, bring 'em on! It could be fun.

Tesmir: [Breathing heavily] Slow? Is this slow? [Springs at Aaron and slashes at his knees, then sees Iri] What-

Tilmere and Rune: [Springs forward, weapons drawn]

Me: Easy, easy! Aaron and Chayten have him!

Tilmere: [Restrained by Rune and Seymour] You touch him and I promise you'll be more pain than you can imagine!

Seymour: Take it easy, Tilmere.

Tilmere: [Shrugs them off] I will not stand by and have my brother be attacked like that.

Rune: Aaron and Chayten stopped him. Tesmir, are you alright?

Tesmir: [Glaring at Iri] I'm fine. Just startled. [Tries to slow his frightened breaths.

Me: Breathe, Tilmere. Put the blade down and calm down. No one's hurt.

Mordir: That was.... unexpected. Impresively done, but unexpected.

Me: You try anything like that, you're on your own.

Tynx: Lemme at 'im! Lemme at 'im!

Me: No. Sit.
Bring him/her in!

Karanzu: That was a good plan, Iri. Not well thought out, but pretty good all the same. Perhaps we can work together next time.

Camden: Or maybe I can kill you both.

Malchus: You couldn't kill either of them.

Camden: I tell you, Tirahi has taught me a lot.

Me: Hey!!! How on earth did you all get in here?? You weren't supposed to come in till I finished Camden's fractal.

Camden: That'll take you forever.

Me: No, I've only got one step left. Come on. ::drags Karanzu, Camden, and Malchus away::

Dialo: They gone? ::glances around::

Tirahi: Yep.

Dialo: Yes!!!! I get to talk without Camden interrupting me.

Tirahi: But then, what will you talk about?

Dialo looks dumbfounded.

Dialo: Idk.

Tirahi: You. Used. A. Abbreviation.

Dialo: Yeah, so what? This is the internet. I'm allowed to do stuff like that. Anyway, I just wanted to ask, without interruptions, if Tilmere and Tesmir are both badguys? I thought Tesmir was, though now I'm not sure, and it now seems like they're brothers?

Me: Hey! What are you two doing in here?

Dialo: Well, I'll get an answer later. Bye!

I drag Dialo out, with Tirahi following, and lock the door.

Elanhil[to Numarya]:*sulks* well, the author wrote me getting torn in half right out of the story. I don't get to be a ghost anymore.

Kearth:*chuckles*

Me:Oh, Kearth, BTW, you're not a hero in the rewrite. You're actually kind-of the bad guy!

Kearth: WHAT!?!?! NO!!!! NOT ME!!!!!

King: you kill my son.

Prince: He does? LET ME AT HIM!!!!

Elanhil: What about me, am I good?

Me: Elanhil, you are one of the good guys, but you no longer live with Kearth.

Elanhil: YES!!! Am I the main good guy???

Me: you guys don't interact with the other characters, only me!!

Thandraug: HI!

Kearth: WHOAH!!! how'd that elf get in here???

Me: In answer to your question, Elanhil, this is Thandraug, the main good guy.

Prince: Does he try and stop that awful Kearth from killing me?

Me: INTERACT WITH EVERYBODY ELSE!!!!

Kearth: Well, I would like to, but I haven't got a sword.

Elanhil: I've got a throwing dagger!

Me: Why are you guys so violent?

Prince: I'm going to go find a beautiful princess!

-the prince starts searching the thread for a princess-

Me: This wasn't meant to be a romance. bye prince!!

-all exit except the prince-

Me: Hey guys, the rewrite isn't exactly going how I thought, so, Kearth, you're still semi-good.

Kearth: Somebody tell him that I'm not talking to him because he told me to interact with the other charachters.

Me: You know what? I think I'll abandon you guys and make a whole new band of charachters.

-.1% complete-

earth: don't delete us! NO!!!

Elanhil: Hi, earth, hehehe

King: I wonder what's gotten into him. This is awful!

-2% complete-

arth: were gonna die!!!

lanhil: NOO!!! NOT ME TOO!

ing: it's happening to all of us

rince: No! MY PRINCESS!

-10% complete-

rth: *sniff*

nhil: It's not FAIR! I won't accept it.

ince: well, that doesn't mean it won't happen.

-25% complete-

hil: I beg you! Click cancel!!!

Me: Nope, not gonna happen.

-50% percent complete-

th: I command thee to stop!!!

ng: Hey, you're not the king!

il: Neither are you, anymore.

nce: I'm gonna miss this thread

-75% complete-

h: well, the kings gone.

raug: I...hope...he...redoes...us.

il: Hey, it's that elf. what's he doing here?

ce: shut up, where all doomed.

-90% complete-

g: there goes that proud gut with all the armour.

l: NOOO!!!

e: I entrust, the author, as my heir.

Me: You're kingdom was deleted.

-99% complete-

l: Looks like I'm the last one here. *sob*

-100% complete-

Me: BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!! *evil glare* Karanzu, you and I could get along great!! hehehe,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! ahem, uh, that is, DEATH TO THE VILLAINS!!

Karanzu: Hey, I liked your characters! Why'd you have to go and delete them? You aren't like me at all.
Karanzu: Wow, found a smiley I like! muhahaha...

Me: Karanzu, where are the others?

Karanzu: Working.

Me: ::pulls Karanzu's whip from his hand and inspects it:: As I thought. ::brings in other characters and inspects the damage:: Karanzu, your whip is hereby grounded.

Karanzu: What??? How am I supposed to fight Tesmir now?

Me: Without your whip.

Camden: Did you ever finish my fractal?

Me: Not quite.

Malchus: That would explain why you don't have a face.

Camden: Huh?

Malchus: She hasn't gotten up to that part yet.

Camden: Oh.

Malchus: Did you find the smilies?

Camden: Yep!

Me: Oh dear.

Dialo: Ya know, Merashath, if you hadn't deleted the Prince, he could have married my sister.

Me: Your sister is only ten.

Dialo: She grew up.

Me: You can't change ages here...

Felicia: Yes, he can. I am now seventeen.

Me: You know how old that makes your brother?

Felicia: Nope.

Me: Twenty five.

Dialo: That means I'm older than Camden and Malchus! Yes!

Camden: That's not fair.

Me: Alright, how about this. If he puts the Prince back in, we'll let you change the ages and put Felicia back in. However, if he does not put in the Prince, then Felicia leaves, and Dialo is 18 again.

Felicia: Please, Prince, come rescue me again!

Dialo: Again?

Felicia: We kinda had an adventure between the posts. I got captured by a dragon and he rescued me.

Dialo: ::shakes head::

Me: Wow! That's alot of posts since I left! I knew I would have a hard time reading through all this, so I'm not going to comment on everything

Terra: In response to eruherans post about Malka (quite awhile ago)... Malka says thank you for the 'cool guy' comment He is also looking forward to making more wolf friends--

Me: I do have other minor wolf characters too...

Terra:-- *Ahem* As I was saying. He also said tha Tynx is wonderful to chat with, though he can be a bit jumpy

Malka: *Stares at Terra*

Terra: Oh! And you can't ride him

Eli: Haha, that would be very amusing

Me: Welcome all those who came while I've been gone! It's a pleasure to have more friends... of course, I'll have to check this thread more often now

Malka: *Nods*

Eli: Welcome!

Terra: Indeed, it is a pleasure! But what a shame! I must go...

Me: Bye everyone!

Tilmere: Tesmir and I are brothers, with six other brothers in between. But no, we are not the bad guys.

Rune: We must apologize for forgetting parts of your post, Lady Eruwaedhiel. If it would not inconvenience your Dragon Riders, I'm sure them healing Tesmir would be best.

Tesmir: It's not like flower's blood kills me, y'know.

Tilmere: But you would not want to be so weak that you cannot fight.

Tesmir: Yeah.

Tynx: Wait... I'm jumpy? Or Malka is?

Tesmir: [Looks at Aaron and Chayten] Thank you for stopping him. Your reaction timing was fantastic.

Me: Had Rune and Tilmere not stopped, Iri would've had more than Chayten on him.

Cory: You sure you're alright, Tesmir?

Tesmir: I'll live. [Smiles] No broken bones.

Seymour: Does Iri usually attack without warning? Or is this new?

Mordir: If it's what he normally does, I'd like to know how he does it.

Seymour: [Smacks the back of Mordir's head with the flat of his bladed staff]

Mordir: Ow! What was that for?! You could've killed me!

Tynx: Do it again! Do it again!

Mordir: Hold your tongue, mongrel, or I'll cut it out.

Me: [Pushes Mordir into a chair] You sit there until you can be civil. [Puts Tynx onto a balloon tied to the bush] You sit there until you've calmed down. [Takes Seymour staff and drives the butt end into the ground by her] And you can have this back when you promise you'll only use it to defend yourself or others.

Mordir: [Grumbling]

Tynx: [Rubbing head against the balloon happily, yipping]

Seymour: What...

Lorielle: I think Tynx's punishment seems to be more of a reward...

Me: No, it's not a punishment, it's the only way to get him up hush up.