And here is Part 2. You have to start at the bottom here too, guys.
Aaron: He does care, but he wouldn't show it for the world.
Lady E:: *wipes forehead*
Iri: *straightens up and glares* See if I care. *stalks away*
Kurt: Think before you tangle with my sister again.
Iri: Augh! *clutches his chest* Mortally ... wounded ...
Kurt: No, but that does not matter. The second half of the duel onward is now in a word document. It shall be read as great entertainment for other characters you have dealt with.
Iri: Do I want to know?
Kurt: Do you know how I will do that?
Shawn: He will. Or, Aaron, Kurt, Jay and I will.
Iri: *snarl*
Ciela Rose: Have fun, Iri.
Kurt: Correct, you simply said you were going to carve him up, however your words of now show how fickle it is. And I am not simply trying. I will succeed.
Zanya: We never know with you, Iri.
Iri: I wasn't going to kill him! And you are trying to make me ashamed of this?
Kurt: When my sister had just saved someone's life from you, and her back was turned, you tried to stab her with a dagger. You ran at
my weaponless sister and tried to kill or at least injure her. And you shouldn't try to run, either. *eyes flash*
Iri: Tell me. Whatever.
Aaron: Iri’s gonna have a coronary sometime soon...
Kurt: Do you want me to tell you what you did? *looks Iri right in the eyes* It will be less pleasant. *releases both of his arms*
Iri: Aah! Felanai. I told you, I jumped her!
Zanya: Kitty? I'm a Felanai. Say it! Keep going, Kurt.
Kurt: And she ducked because-
Iri: yes! Listen to the kitty -- Zanya.
Shawn: *cocks eyebrow*
Zanya: I think you've gotten all you're going to get out of him Kurt.
Iri: Fine! Zanya. What a beautiful name, Zanya. Reminds me of ... nevermind. And she didn't fall. She ducked.
Kurt: How did she fall if you jumped her? Are you forgetting something, Iri?
Aaron: Right.
Lady E: Only under pressure.
Aaron: Wow. He's being polite for once...
Kurt: Please, no name calling. *tightens grip slightly in case Iri tries to run*
Iri: andthenyoushowedupandstartedsqueezingmyarm. *deep breath* Will you please let go now?
Kurt: And...
Lady E: Haha!
Zanya: I'm starting to feel sympathetic towards Iri . . . Never mind.
Aaron: *choke*
Iri: Fine! Ijumpedherbecauseshejumpedontopofmeandwaspullingmyhairand... *pants* andthenthatcreepycat-thingtackledme... *pants*
Jay: Oh, my leg...*slides to the ground. Shawn glares at him*
Shawn: *kicks Jay*
Jay: Oh, did he hurt you? *sneers*
Aaron: Just tell him already.
Kurt: Why did she duck, Iri?
Zanya: That weasel. (goes to stand by Jay and Shawn and glares at Iri)
Aaron: HA!
Iri: *yelp* Listen. I didn't even touch her. She ducked too fast. Or something.
Kurt: *shoots Jay a look* Iri isn't being honest. In fact, I think I might grab his arm *he does* so he'll be more cooperative like he was before.
Jay: *Jay slides down the wall, shaking with silent laughter*
Zanya: Please do.
Kurt: Can I explain anything?
Iri: Grr. So am I.
Zanya - I'm confused.
Kurt: Please elaborate. *looks down at Iri*
Iri: No!
Ciela Rose: Iri wants this published?
Iri: -- a combination of the two. Don't interrupt.
Aaron: Don't push it.
Iri: I'd say --
(Will do! It might be a day or 2 though to go through it all...)
Kurt: *releases Iri's arm* Are you sure you "pushed" her. Or did she fall?
Haha! that would be great...
Zanya: What did I miss? (reads posts) Oh Iri, you're dead.
Iri: *syrupy tone of voice* I "pushed" her because she tackled me from behind while I was trying to get R -- Jay to yield. Happy?
Ciela Rose: Ok, I'm back. The computer gave out.
Jay: Hey!
Kurt: I would prefer you did not call names, even to provoke and distract some one so you can "fairly" beat them. Answer now, why did you "push" her down?
Iri: I told you what I did! Leggo!
Shawn: *smiles laughingly at Jay*
Iri: *mumbles* Jay.
Kurt: Answer the question about what you did, not what Shawn did. I will speak with her later. Runt? Who is this Runt?
Iri: Hey, she did it to me! From behind too! After I beat Runt in a duel fair and square! * moans *
Kurt: *tightens grip slightly* Why did you "push" her down? Do not think of running. *eyes flash*
Aaron: He has before. Don't see why he shouldn't now.
Lady E: Hahahaha! That goes in the file of worst excuses ever! (Iri's going to kill me for this)
Iri: Do you want something? 'Cause I have a *glances at nonexistent watch* ... dentist appointment.
Jay: (to Aaron) He is so going to catch it for fudging around.
Iri: What?
Kurt: *swiftly holds Iri's arm* Yes?
Iri: You just stay out of this. I can handle it.
Zanya - *snort*
Aaron: *chuckle*
Iri: Yes, all right! I ... pushed her down.
Kurt: Do not play games with me.
Zanya - Attacking Shawn? Iri, fess up, we have witnesses.
Iri: Um.
Kurt: What you were doing.
Aaron: Not yet, CR. I want to see how this turns out. *leans against the wall with a satisfied smile*
Iri: the truth about what?
Kurt: No. I saw you. Speak the truth, and things may be easier for you.
Iri: I didn't do anything.
Kurt: *bows* Yes, m'lady. *stands Iri up, grabs his arms, and looks him in the eye* Well?
Ciela Rose: Aaron, any input?
Zanya: (clambers off Iri and becomes human) Liar.
Iri: Nno i didvbnt! Leggo!
Zanya: (yelps as the dagger strikes her side, then knocks it aside and presses her large paw on Iri's face) Kurt, you can have him.
Lady E: Sure. that should be interesting to see.
Kurt: That would depend on Lady Eruwaedhiel's *bows* desire.
Iri: *kicks at Zanya, but can't get his legs free, so he thrusts with the dagger instead*
Jay: Uh, you don't want that, Iri. Trust me, been there, done that.
Iri:

Zanya: (sits on Iri and glances up at Kurt) You want him?
Kurt: *walks in and stares down at Iri* What are you doing messing with my sister?
Zanya - *growls* Should I turn you over to Shawn's friend?
Iri: *flips and is pinned down by Zanya* Not again!
Jay: Iri, you might be in trouble...
Shawn: *spins and drops down* Kurt!
Zanya: (Shifts into feline and launches herself at Iri) Don't!
Lady E: Hey!
Iri: *roars* Stop that!! *lunges at Shawn with a dagger in his hand*
Aaron: *finally controls himself* I don't think so. Did you want be to get Arionwyn? And Jay, you got saved by a girl, but you got to see Iri thoroughly humiliated, didn't you?
Jay: I just got beat by a guy that got beat by a girl.
Zanya: Well, Iri just got beat by a girl. Be thankful.
Jay: I just got saved by a girl... The indignity of it all.
Aaron: *facepalm, while his shoulders continue to shake*
Zanya: Is anyone else with you?
Iri: Oh, shut up.
Aaron: *chuckling too hard to reply*
Shawn:

Aaron: I saw it all from the safety of the margins .... Hahahaha!!
Shawn: Aaron! Wasn't that fun?
Iri: Hey! Leave! I don't need you of all people here.
Zanya - Look who's here now. Aaron, you missed it!
Aaron: *shows up suddenly, giggling uncontrollably*
Jay: *mimics her* Such a gir- Sorry.
Jay: I feel so much better having dueled him now.
Jay: Oh, thanks for saving my, um, face.
Shawn: *smiles* You're welcome.