You do realize not everyone speaks Jay talk, right?

Haha, I saw what you were doing!
Thank you for explaining, Jay!

You do realize not everyone speaks Jay talk, right?

!!!

Now that was interesting... Although I must admit that I thought it was going to be a code-cracking contest, not a long word contest...

Well it was deemed appropriate by some people that an announcement regarding a dictionary tournament ought to be obfuscated with verbiage of a monolithic nature... wait, sorry, I got stuck.

Someone wanted me to use big words in this one because it is talking about a big words contest.

The immediate gist of the projected concept...

I think that defeats the purpose.

(Except for a few words, but they weren't enough to obfuscate my overall comprehension of the glorious matter that was elucidated. )

Here's a hint - if you look up and define all of the words Jay used in his post, you'll be off to a good start.

Effuvescent and elaborate greetings and salubrious benificences be exponentiated to the massed multitudes of the Holy Worlds Christian Fantasy Forum of God-honoring Creativity!

* bows low *

May you all in your sundry ranks be made apprised and cognizant of yet another additional Holy Worlds project to challenge and stretch you all beyond your individual regions of lackadaisical complaisance. So rise and bow thine ears to hearken to mine orated elucidations of the gauntlet we collectively cast before thy collected and vacillating masses.

The most renowned and illustrious Holy Worlds Community of Christ-centered Creativity in all beleaguered genres is proud to present for your consideration and laudation our initial and seminal arrangement of lexicographical oppositions to the end of tantalizing the enlisted competitors with the exaggerated reward of accomplishment and renown! Would this imply that there might be a possibility of repetitions of this particular flavor of insanity in store for your palate in future times? Embroil yourself in the riddle, and you might elucidate the correct conclusion on that head.

At an undisclosed moment in close proximity to the present the specifications of the aforesaid extravagant event will be expatiated for your delight and cogitation. The immediate gist of the projected concept will be for each of you individually and collectively at disjointed times to be presented with a combination of letters with an undisclosed meaning of which you are assigned the monumental task of deciphering without the external aids of any means not cephalic or communal within the constraints of the quest dictated. And so I charge thee to begin thy literary research and other desperate learning measures posthaste to the end of expanding and elevating your verbiage in varieties both working and reserved!

There will be measures undertaken with consummate care to ensure the capability of enlistment for every member, whether gargantuan in linguistic prowess or but newly budded on the tree of sesquipedalianism. So fear not (or quake exceedingly, it is thine own cardiovascular tremors, not mine own), and elevate thine internal elation, hysteria, and other varieties of hullabaloo to a fevered pitch!

May your verbiage be expanded and embellished beyond what is even extraordinarily reasonable.

Many showered blessing be upon you all in the name of Jesus Christ,
Jaymes Lauser aka Sir Emeth Mimetes aka Undead Cyborg Knight of the Abyss of Adamant

Concerning rules: Does speaking long words in latin and such count?
And... are we allowed to use thesauruses? Or dictionaries?

Haha, thanks Riniel. Not all of it is strictly precise or accurate, but it's pretty close.

Ah, yeah my spell-checker was busted and I missed that one. Thanks for catching it.

Effuvescent and elaborate greetings and salubrious benificences be exponentiated to the massed multitudes of the Holy Worlds Christian Fantasy Forum of God-honoring Creativity!

* bows low *

May you all in your sundry ranks be made apprised and cognizant of yet another additional Holy Worlds project to challenge and stretch you all beyond your individual regions of lackadaisical complaisance. So rise and bow thine ears to hearken to mine orated elucidations of the gauntlet we collectively cast before thy collected and vacillating masses.

The most renowned and illustrious Holy Worlds Community of Christ-centered Creativity in all beleaguered genres is proud to present for your consideration and laudation our initial and seminal arrangement of lexicographical oppositions to the end of tantalizing the enlisted competitors with the exaggerated reward of accomplishment and renown! Would this imply that there might be a possibility of repetitions of this particular flavor of insanity in store for your palate in future times? Embroil yourself in the riddle, and you might elucidate the correct conclusion on that head.

At an undisclosed moment in close proximity to the present the specifications of the aforesaid extravagant event will be expatiated for your delight and cogitation. The immediate gist of the projected concept will be for each of you individually and collectively at disjointed times to be presented with a combination of letters with an undisclosed meaning of which you are assigned the monumental task of deciphering without the external aids of any means not cephalic or communal within the constraints of the quest dictated. And so I charge thee to begin thy literary research and other desperate learning measures posthaste to the end of expanding and elevating your verbiage in varieties both working and reserved!

There will be measures undertaken with consummate care to ensure the capability of enlistment for every member, whether gargantuan in linguistic prowess or but newly budded on the tree of sesquipedalianism. So fear not (or quake exceedingly, it is thine own cardiovascular tremors, not mine own), and elevate thine internal elation, hysteria, and other varieties of hullabaloo to a fevered pitch!

May your verbiage be expanded and embellished beyond what is even extraordinarily reasonable.

Many showered blessing be upon you all in the name of Jesus Christ,
Jaymes Lauser aka Sir Emeth Mimetes aka Undead Cyborg Knight of the Abyss of Adamant

Be sure to speak so that no-one can understand you like I am.

--There, that oughta get me something...it's a full word-for-word translation to simpler terms, and then abridged to remove unnecessary words and to make it coherent.

It's not an English word. The longest actual word is: antidisestablishmentarianism.

For instance, in the contest we will not be using technical terms, thus eliminating the first long word but including the second.

It's not an English word. The longest actual word is: antidisestablishmentarianism.