I might as well follow the theme...

They both died in the duel.

Draw, aim, fire: innocent criminal dead.

The hangman's noose made short work.

Thanks for the encouragement.


Nice ones.

Yes, I do know why.

Excellent.


Thanks.

Terrorists, dead. Hostage, saved. Mission accomplished.

Two seconds. One second. Bomb defused.

Blam! One shot, one kill. Success!

An elevator - our intergalactic, extraterrestrial playground.

A taken skyscraper. Time to die?

An elevator - our place to duel.

The punch was spiked. With poison.

Dying? Maybe. Finished? No, not yet.

"Oh, I'm so sorry! Now, shaddup!"

Buried treasure, old bones, drunken sailors.

Psychopathic cults are so much fun!

Just another terrorist-filled day! Lovely.

The quest is over. Mission accomplished!

The quest is over. Nothing done.

Butterflies swirl in a blinding light.

Love is a dream above life.

Love is a reply to hate.

The clock stopped. Time stood still.

Knife on wrist...follow my lover...

Woah, Matt; that has novel potential!

That's amazing...

Doesn't post many...but they're good. Thanks.

Matt, that one's definitely going to be graphic-ized

eru

Wow! I love this one!!!



This one is good too!!!

Good work, folks!

Screaming inside, smiling outside. Horrid existence.

Dying seemed better than living sometimes.

Victims of their own stupidity. Sickening.

One bad move meant my death.

No more bullets. Totally not cool.

Decimating villains with LEGO buildings. Awesomeness.

One against thirty, totally weaponless.

I seem to be losing my touch.

No you haven't. Those are good!

The pistol suddenly looked very friendly.

I was faster than the bullet.

The last bullet, the last straw.

He broke all the chains: freedom.

Her taste of freedom felt alien.

Alive one minute, dead the next.

*needs to write more six word stories*


That one is very good.

Yes you do. *is happy to use the prodding stick on Jonathan for once*


Thanks.

In two hours, I died twice.

Hmm... only one hemmingway Svensteel? Really?

Good ones!

Time doesn't fly...It just dies.

She was somewhere in the graveyard.

The black cat meowed. Then died.

Oh no. I wasn't really dead.

The clock ticked while men died.

Oh, I care, really. For myself.

My best friend, my worst nightmare.

Add death, stir, shake, then chill.

He hated her. She loved him.

Break the glass, save the world.

Donald Duck the serial killer. Seriously?

Break three necks, add scapegoat, serve.

Haha, nice. I'm guessing this is a recipe for revenge? Served cold, of course...

It certainly could be, yes.

Of course.

Operation Act-Like-A-Loser. Booyah.

So many psychopaths, so little time!

Pit traps are totally not cool.

Lost: Ring. Last seen: Church steps.
Lost: Hopes, Dreams. Last seen: Alter.
He dies. She cries. Oh, woe.
He denies that she will die.

It's way easier to write sad ones.

Aw...that one is really good.

And I'm using six word sentences.

Haha. Just like I was before.

I should write some more stories...

Aldara, this one here is simply smashing:



Good work

eru

Good ones!

One, dead. Sixteen, living. Fourteen, dying.

"Screaming mirrors make my nose itch."

Headless horsemen attacked the garrison mercilessly.

"Oh no. I'm dead. How loathsome."

The wizard smiled. Then he died.

My Hemingway skills have been lacking lately. Alas. Perhaps next time I shall do better...

This one is reminiscent of this older one of yours:



Anyways, you used alas in your post: that earns you a Phillicake from my stash

And, to keep this on topic:







Ooh. It has been a while since I've done those and I forgot how delightful they are.

eru

This is the first time I've done this, and the following was the first sentence that I thought of:

That one is good.

As is this one:

When are we going to see more Hemingways from you, Jonathan?

I've gotten two written, but I want to write at least one more before posting.

Very nice.

That's hilarious!

Thank you




eru

Those random hemmingway's were awesome, eru.

Alas, my hemmingway inspiration was killed.

Nice, just did two six-word sentences. I'm assuming that was on purpose...

They were dead, she was safe.

Sing a song, die a martyr.

Lose your life, save your life.

All my blood for her life.

Just take it, no one'll know.

Easy to swallow, swift to kill.

Someone was watching us...But who?

Ever seen a dead man walking?

Pianos don't play themselves, do they?

Hopefully one of those was decent.

Yes, I did it on purpose.

That one was very good, Crush.

Those were very good Crush. And Sui, you're cruel.

Me, cruel? No, it cannot be.

Thou didst this thing on purpose?!

Thanks, Sui! Glad you liked it.

Thank ye, Tumbleweed. Thank ye kindly!

And...Sui? Cruel? Our Suiauthon - cruel?!

No, it certainly cannot be true.

Time for some more Hemingways!!! Woo!!!

Look into the snake's beautiful eyes.

So what, she's screaming. Ignore her.

Embrace the numbness. Just give up.

The statue was calling my name.

The candy, so sweet...So deadly.

The notebook was full of whispers.

Our cabin was infested with roaches.

Yay! Writing Hemingways is so awesome.

Well done, Crush. Thou hast successfully posted a post compiled solely and completely of six word stories.

Thank ye. 'Twas lots of fun!

The camera captured more than planned.

Large attics make such lovely prisons.

A haunted shipyard, full of death.

Was mother dear really so dear?

This graveyard was full of deathly life.

We both drew. But he died.

Why wouldn't she just trust me?

Reminiscent of 'This Present Darkness'.

That one is very good.


I was thinking more thriller-ish, like it captured a murderer's face, or a clue in a mystery, or something like that.

First article accepted for publication today.

How about a true one, eh?

Is Bob a tomato from VeggieTales?

That's true for you? Really? Way to go, Matt!!

Thanks! I've never read it, though.

Thanks. It's funny how you both liked it...


Awesome!!! Congratulations.
Yes.

Let's try a few...

I'd never seen a ghost before.

He smelled like a dead man.

Psychopathic assassins are just so annoying.

Ahh, another day, another murder. Lovely.

Did I have a fighting chance?

True it is. How about $150?

Yay!! *buries Matt under glitter and streamers whilst applauding at the same time*

Hm, maybe this says something about me, but I immediately thought of this

eru

I've only watched little bits of VeggieTales, and cringed when I saw even those small portions, so I don't know many of the names



Ha ha!