Terminus: * takes a half-step back from force of hit, but quickly regains footing * Ah, but no true villian ever dies. We all live to haunt you another day, whether it be in your dreams or in your reality. A villian never stops his torments. * grins * That's what makes us so insufferable, dear dragon.

Me: * raises eyebrow * You do realize, Termy, that you really aren't the worst villian out there, right?

Terminus: * glares at me *

Me: * shrugs * Just making sure.

Chayn: [Swings tail again] Stubborn little villains, aren't you? Like flies who just won't go away.

Me: I'll just say it once: You're reallly bad at insulting someone.

Chayn: [Huffs] I thought it was rather clever myself.

Me: Of course you do. You're the one who made it up.

Terminus: * vanishes * * appears directly in front of Chayn * Flies? Yes, I suppose, flies are those annoying little bugs. Of course, they don't do much damage. Maybe nest of very angry wasps would better describe us, I would think.

Sorry, forgot about this.

Chayn: [Snaps at Terminus] True. You can be persistent, annnoyingly so. So you must be a cross between a fly and a wasp. A... Flasp.

Me: Really?

Terminus: * dodges snap * * throws two orbs inside Chayn's mouth * Now that's just childish. Making up words like that.

Chayn: [Chokes and snorts, sticky liquid poison splutters out her nose] Ow... Now look what you made me do?! [Whips tail around, but not very fast] Ouch, those orbs burn. Too bad I'm not a water dragon.

Me: Ew, Dragon snot. Poisonous, to top it off.

Chayn: Oh, but making up names is fun sometimes. Being childish helps keep you from geting too gloomy and serious, because then no one wants to be around you. You try. What two words would you use to describes heroes?

Terminus: * easily dodges tails * Two words to describe heroes...* ponders * * throws an orb at Chayn's eye and one at her paw * Dead and meat.

Me: * stifles laugh * Wait...that's a modern insult. How'd you learn that?

Terminus: You aren't exactly original in your choice of antagonistic speeches.

Me: Hey! * thwacks *

Terminus: * dodges * * smirks *

Chayn: [Roars in pain as the orb hits her eye, then moves her foot to swipe at him, wincing as the second orb nicks her talon] Goodness, you're becoming quite the scrappy little villain. [Swings her tail at Terminu's feet] OK, now combine the two words. What names can you make?

Me: Really, Chayn?

Chayn: [Release poison gas and ignores]

Terminus: * smirks * * jumps up, dodging tail * * throws another orb at Chayn's eye * If you combine them, you get... Dead meat.

Me: You're so creative, Termy.

Terminus: Creativity does not win wars. * encases self in an orb, blocking out poison *

Me:

Chayn: [Ducks her head] No, that's not how you do it. You need to take letters from one word and replace them with letters from the other word. [Slams foot down on orb encasing Terminus] Stop hiding behind your magic, General.

Me: Careful.

Terminus: I am not playing in your childish, imaginary words game. * tries to keep orb up * * orb vanishes * * rolls out of the way of Chayn's foot * I am not hiding behind my magic. * breathes heavy* And it is not magic.

Me: You realize you just corrected yourself, right?

Terminus: * ignores *

Chayn: You aren't, now? You seem to be hiding an awful lot whenever poison is in question. [Swipes at Terminus]

Terminus: The object of a friendly fight is to defeat your opponent as well as protect yourself. I am doing the latter when I block your poison. * dodges swip * * throws orb at paw *

Chayn: But isn't that the object of any duel? Friendly or not? [Jumps over Terminus to avoid the orb, then sits on him]

Me: Are you crazy!? All you had to do was move your paw!

Chayn: Well where's the fun in that?

Terminus: The objective of a not friendly duel is-- * vanishes before sat on * * reappears behind Chayn * --to kill your opponent, therefore, protecting yourself.

Chayn: [Spins around and blasts a gust of wind at Terminus] I see. So the only difference is we're not trying to kill each other?

Me: ...You knew that, right?

Chayn: I do now.

Me:

Chayn: I'm kidding.

Terminus: * crouches down and digs heels into the ground, avoiding the main gust of wind * I don't recall consenting to the idea of not wanting to kill you.

Me:

Terminus: Who does it benefit to fight if neither of us winde up dead?

Chayn: I don't either. How fun. [Kicks up dust and contiues to blast wind at Terminus, blowing the dust and dirt everywhere]

Me: She's gone completely mad.

Terminus: * vanishes * Well, then, at least we're on the same page. * flashes underneath Chayn, swinging a sword at her underbelly * * vanishes again and reappears behind her *

Chayn: [Roars in pain, swing her tail violently] I will eat you again if I have to. [Tries to glance at her wound, but just sees a lot of blood. Lets out a sharp snarl]

Terminus: * vanishes * * appears in front of Chayn * Eat me? Now, if I recall last time that didn't work out well. I didn't taste good, remember? Wouldn't want to put you through that sort of horrible thing again.

Chayn: [Snaps at Terminus] True, but just because you taste terrible doesn't mean you're not edible. [Snaps again, trying to trap him in her jaws] I'm willing to give every meal a second chance.

Me: Sorry this reply took so long again...

Terminus: * takes a few steps back * * narrowly avoids second snap, dodging underneath Chayn's chin * I don't think this meal is quite worth the second try anyways. A bit too bitter, people would say.

Chayn: [Lashes out her front paw] Mm, I don't know. You would go quite well with a little bit of elk, some fish-

Me: Chayn, you should stop now.

Chayn: What? Wouldn't you like that?

Me: I don't eat people. And neither do you.

Terminus: * vanishes * * reappears, standing ontop of Chayn * I don't think that sounds at all good.

Chayn: You never know. You should try something new. [Twist head around and snaps at him, then takes off into the sky, twisting and diving]

Me: What is it with you and eating people!?