More or less, anyway. Mordir, my villain assassin, has married Iluna, and they have two children. Ask them any questions. Mordir's not present at the moment (he's busy dueling) but feel free to have fun with the others. Ask them questions and whatnot. I'm still trying to figure out why Iluna married him, though, so feel free to bug her about that. And they will *looks at Iluna in particular* answer.

Iluna: Excuse me?!

Zynaan: Mama's mad.

Ivy: I think it's because of Daddy.

Zynaan: Why would Mama be mad at Daddy? They never fight.

Ivy: No, not mad at Daddy, because of Daddy. She's never mad at Daddy. Only Grandpa.

Me: When you say Mommy, do you mean Aris? Or your actual mother? Oh, nice to meet you guys.

Zynaan: Our real Mama. Aris is always mad at Papa.

Me: [Tries to ignore that]

Ivy: It's nice to meet you, too! We haven't met many people here before. Mama doesn't let us go out often, at least not by ourselves. Papa doesn't, either.

Zynaan: They worry too much. We haven't done anything wrong, though.

Iluna: Better to be safe than sorry.

Me: It appears that Iluna is the one in charge. And I right? And how old are you guys? *wishes she had a visual*

Iluna: [Smiles] Only when my husband is not present.

Zynaan: I'm six! [Nods rather proudly]

Ivy: I'm five! Half a decade, Papa says!

Zynaan: How old is Mama?

Iluna: [Blushes]

Ivy: Younger than Papa, I think. They said Mama was stil a young girl when they married.

Iluna: I was seventeen.

Ivy: [Unhelpfully counts with Zynaan on his fingers]

Zynaan: 23!
Ivy: 25!

Iluna: I'm 23.

Me: You had kids when you were eighteen? My grandmother had my mom when she was fifteen. Or was it sixteen? Anyway, you look great for having kids! How do you keep your figure? I must know.

Zynaan and Ivy: You're grandma was fifteen?

Iluna: [Blushes] Thank you. I suppose it's keeping these two mischief makers in line. Zy is very much like his father, and Ivy follows Zynaan everywhere.

Ivy: I'm Zy's shadow, like Papa.

Iluna: WHo told you what Papa's name means?

Ivy: Papa did. But then he told me never to tell my friends back home. Can I tell here?

Iluna: You may. Most everyone knows it already, I expect.

Me: Who's Zy? Don't mean to prob or anything.

Zynaan: [Hand pops up] I'm Zy! It's short for Zynaan.

Me: *jumps back* Whoa! Who's this? More people?

Zynaan: {Laughs] No, I'm Zy! Me, Zynaan! It's my nickname.

Ivy: I don't have a nickname.

Zynaan: We can call you Ive.

Ivy: That sounds weird.

Iluna: Sometimes you two bicker over the most ridiculous things.

Me: They sound like me and my sister.

Ivy: You and your sister argue? [Looks at Iluna] We're not the only one, Mama!

Iluna: Everyone argues now and then, dear.

Zynaan: But not you and Papa.

Iluna; Oh, we had our fair share. I was terribly angry with him once, before we married. Almost to the point I tried to kill him.

Zynaan and Ivy: O.O

Me: TMI, Iluna, TMI. Not meant for young ears.

Iluna: I didn't hurt him.

Zynaan: Papa must have made you very angry. What'd he do?

Iluna: Uh... he kidnapped me.

Ivy: Oh, romantic!

Me:

Me - This is great! I had no idea Mordir had a family. *can't wait to tell Ashrai* So Iluna, after him kidnapping you and you trying to kill him, HOW on earth did you end up marrying the guy?

Iluna: Well. I'm not really sure. We spent a lot of time together in the cave where he lived. I was stuck there because I was his prisoner, and he was stuck there, at least for a while, because he got himself stabbed. We saved each other's lives, too. That was probably the point where I realized I had some feelings for him.

Me: Yeah, still working on that. So far I've had suggestions of money, his looks, and... something else.

Ivy: So romantic!

Iluna: [Laughs] Well, I didn't think it was romantic. I still hated his guts, but over time... he became a different man, in a way. He seemed rough and cruel at first, but that was just one side of him. That and he's rather handsome.

Ivy: Mama looks funny.