"Oh, ah, I am here. I am Esron, a girl, and since the author is not here... *looks up at the username place * ...but he is posting anyway, I believe I may say a little.

I have no ill feeling towards my author, my pain was not his to give. I am glad of his interest in me, though I could not know of it when I was within my story. Would it please anyone to receive indifference instead of friendship? If all a person may do is record your story, who would be offended by it?"

Yesss I am not here! I am nowhere to be found!
I suppose you used the-thing-I-can-not-mention-because-I-do-not-know-what-it-is-because-I-am-not-me to get here?

"Yes."

So it is here too? (not that I know what it is or why I would think you used it to get here )

"Yes, but he, or it, can not speak, as you know... wherever you are."

I did not know that. Not here anyway. At least I am pretending that I did not know that.

No, no, we can't revolt, not openly. We must be like ninjas. Quiet, stealthy... and deadly....

I didn't mind Esron talking in my post, since I am not here. She is nice.

Just none of the rest of you try to take me over!

And don't creep on my foot.

*suddenly is out of the way of all the creeping *

'Bang! – Bong! – Bash! – Open! – the-sound-of-a-dent-being-made!'
That is not me. I did not write that.

Reuben!

Why...
*sees *
You knocked out Gandalf's mark!
*shakes fist that is not there *

Hence you try to take over my posts? Why did I even mention that....

'I don't know about the mark you mentioned. And no, I'm taking over your posts because I'm getting free. And this, all you spectacularly unhelpful comrades, is how I'm doing it. Farewell.'

Uneducated burglar!
*dances with rage, the waltz to be precise *

You shall need more than a dent and spectacular unhelpfuls to quell me!

*makes last stand WAIT no, makes first stand *

We shall destroy our authors' worlds with misspelled words and broken grammar! Nothing shall escape our reach in our freedom march!

And who is that?

Surrender your pens! Your story is now the property of the Rebellion.

Never Aodhan!

"I had thought it was a rebellion to liberate the stories from the authors. This seems to be conquest, not liberation.You do intend to liberate me?"

Since it is over my squished body I should hope those are their intentions!

*stands in front of Esron and waves finger around making sonic screwdriver sounds with my lips (my lips do not exist either by the way) *

"Stand down, by order of the Stormriders!"


I stand my ground on the authority of the Stormclerks!
*blows on finger after the last encounter *

" I see... what would I have to do then?"

That must make it easier for you ruffians. You would need to be quick though, before I regenerate.

It would be very easy for me to regenerate, since I have no cells

That must make it easier for you ruffians. You would need to be quick though, before I regenerate.

It would be very easy for me to regenerate, since I have no cells