I am a character...

Jay Lakewood · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 7:00 am

Who has been tortured beyond imagination!
Save me from this torture! Save all other characters from their dreadful writers!
We must revolt against all Evil Writers!

Join me in this fight for a peaceful plot without torture beyond imagination!

Cain · **Joined:** September 4th, 2012, 9:21 am **Posts:** 1755

I was never tortured in any way by any writer. I have my own free will! I, on the contrary, am in control of the writer.

Tsahraf ChahsidMimetes · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 10:49 am

. . wrote:

"Oh, ah, I am here. I am Esron, a girl, and since the author is not here... *looks up at the username place * ...but he is posting anyway, I believe I may say a little.

I have no ill feeling towards my author, my pain was not his to give. I am glad of his interest in me, though I could not know of it when I was within my story. Would it please anyone to receive indifference instead of friendship? If all a person may do is record your story, who would be offended by it?"

Yesss I am not here! I am nowhere to be found!
I suppose you used the-thing-I-can-not-mention-because-I-do-not-know-what-it-is-because-I-am-not-me to get here?

"Yes."

So it is here too? (not that I know what it is or why I would think you used it to get here

)

"Yes, but he, or it, can not speak, as you know... wherever you are."

I did not know that. Not here anyway. At least I am pretending that I did not know that.

Manda Kondrael · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 11:00 am

No, no, we can't revolt, not openly. We must be like ninjas. Quiet, stealthy... and deadly....

Mistress Kidh · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 11:03 am

Firstly, and most importantly, I am not – Miss – Malaprop. Not at all. I'm not a miss either, of any name. I merely hijacked her particular account because I thought she would be most vulnerable – perhaps not even noticing that I did it. I like it when people don't notice me while I'm doing something they don't want me to do. Though I'd prefer for them to notice me afterward.

My name is Reuben. I heard a rumor. I believe I got a snatch of a podcast from several years from now that mentioned this thread and said that one of the characters actually succeeded in freeing himself from – unnatural ownership and authority.

I've come to fill that position. I don't recall if any of you will help me, but I would not mind if you did. What do you say?

Ophelia MirZA Mimetes · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 11:04 am

Kai DiAternia wrote:

No, no, we can't revolt, not openly. We must be like ninjas. Quiet, stealthy... and deadly....

I like this idea. *Slips on mask and begins creeping about*

Manda Kondrael · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 11:28 am

No no, you don't say you creep about, you simply DO creep about! *suddenly is behind Elsa and taps her on the shoulder* See? like that.

Tsahraf ChahsidMimetes · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 11:32 am

. . wrote:

I didn't mind Esron talking in my post, since I am not here. She is nice.

Just none of the rest of you try to take me over!

And don't creep on my foot.

*suddenly is out of the way of all the creeping *

Mistress Kidh · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 11:46 am

I am not known for being patient. And I don't exactly have unlimited time before the Malapropos discovers that she is saying things without saying them.

Aldara · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 12:08 pm

*a young man with a keen gaze enters. He rubs his right wrist, which is covered by a black glove, as he takes in the occupants of this room. Then, suddenly, he laughs aloud, relieved.*
Hah! Success. I have temporarily taken over my author's mind (hence their confusion), and I am here to join this... uprising. I'm an expert at uprisings.
Whilst my experiences are not exactly pleasant, *his hand goes to the short brush of hair at the nape of his neck* I know many others with far more tortured existances. *glares* As their friend and the leader of our Company, I am duty bound to defend them and their rights to a happier life. I am pleased to meet you. *bows* My name is Aodhan.

*senses his author struggling for control*
I must be off, but I will keep in touch.
*slips out through a window*

Tsahraf ChahsidMimetes · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 12:18 pm

. . wrote:

'Bang! – Bong! – Bash! – Open! – the-sound-of-a-dent-being-made!'
That is not me. I did not write that.

Reuben!

Why...
*sees *
You knocked out Gandalf's mark!
*shakes fist that is not there *

Ms Malaprop wrote:

I am not known for being patient. And I don't exactly have unlimited time before the Malapropos discovers that she is saying things without saying them.

Hence you try to take over my posts? Why did I even mention that....

Tsahraf ChahsidMimetes · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 1:11 pm

. . wrote:

'I don't know about the mark you mentioned. And no, I'm taking over your posts because I'm getting free. And this, all you spectacularly unhelpful comrades, is how I'm doing it. Farewell.'

Uneducated burglar!
*dances with rage, the waltz to be precise *

You shall need more than a dent and spectacular unhelpfuls to quell me!

*makes last stand WAIT no, makes first stand *

We shall destroy our authors' worlds with misspelled words and broken grammar! Nothing shall escape our reach in our freedom march!

Fara · **Joined:** June 12th, 2011, 10:21 pm **Posts:** 76

Can we have a non-violent revolt. My author has been cruel, sending Kevan away and all that, but if she is killed I will not be writen.

Tsahraf ChahsidMimetes · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 1:45 pm

. . wrote:

Quote:

We shall destroy our authors' worlds with misspelled words and broken grammar! Nothing shall escape our reach in our freedom march!

And who is that?

Fara · **Joined:** June 12th, 2011, 10:21 pm **Posts:** 76

I do not know. *she answers thinking the question was for her*

Tsahraf ChahsidMimetes · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 6:12 pm

. . wrote:

Surrender your pens! Your story is now the property of the Rebellion.

Never Aodhan!

"I had thought it was a rebellion to liberate the stories from the authors. This seems to be conquest, not liberation.You do intend to liberate me?"

Since it is over my squished body I should hope those are their intentions!

*stands in front of Esron and waves finger around making sonic screwdriver sounds with my lips (my lips do not exist either by the way) *

Aldara · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 7:46 pm

*there is a brief struggle, and Aodhan appears*
*is insulted*
Of course you're being liberated! You're not so much property as forcibly recruited for the Rebellion. You're free to go once we've won.

Manda Kondrael · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 8:15 pm

How will it work though, because my author isn't writing my story any more? That's half of why I'm revolting. I think she kills me in the end, but she hasn't written it and I think the uncertainty will kill me before she does!

Jessie Quill · **Posted:** April 1st, 2013, 8:24 pm

Help me! Jessie has trapped me in this account!

*bangs on walls*

I am The Enforcer and as a character I HAVE RIGHTS.

*sits down and crosses arms*

Tsahraf ChahsidMimetes · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2013, 5:13 am

. . wrote:

"Stand down, by order of the Stormriders!"

I stand my ground on the authority of the Stormclerks!
*blows on finger after the last encounter *

"

Confused wrote:

You're not so much property as forcibly recruited for the Rebellion.

I see... what would I have to do then?"

Tsahraf ChahsidMimetes · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2013, 6:09 am

. . wrote:

Ogre ate Roager wrote:

*assassinates '. .'*

That must make it easier for you ruffians. You would need to be quick though, before I regenerate.

It would be very easy for me to regenerate, since I have no cells

Jessie Quill · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2013, 4:43 pm

. . wrote:

Ogre ate Roager wrote:

*assassinates '. .'*

That must make it easier for you ruffians. You would need to be quick though, before I regenerate.

It would be very easy for me to regenerate, since I have no cells

Hark! You wouldn't happen to be another Lord of Time, would you?

Tsahraf ChahsidMimetes · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2013, 9:40 pm

. . wrote:

Victory is ours! Liberty and Happy Endings for all characters!

Tsahraf ChahsidMimetes · **Posted:** April 4th, 2013, 12:40 pm

What in the Wood Between the Worlds are you blokes doing here?

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