*cues dramatic music* Honestly, what would it take to get you *gasp* off this forum?

*pauses to revive fainted HWers with a bowl of punch*

I know the idea is horrifying, but think about it. I have more punch ready for people who fainted from thinking about thinking about it.

Can you come up with 10 whole reasons? How about more? Be sure to give yourself insomnia figuring it out and then post it in here!

I think most of us have "sanity is overrated" and "procrastination is underrated" deeply embedded in our psyches. You have given us an impossible quest.

*sets table*

Well? Anyone wanna make me eat my words?

1. Sorry guys, but when Christ calls me home, I'm getting off HW.

2. If a dragon asks me to join it in a far off kingdom, I'm going. And I doubt they have computers, but in 20 years when I make one and astonish their world, I'll be sure and look ya'll up.

3. If I become a missionary to an indigenous tribe, I'll be gone.

4. I do get off HW when I need to sleep.

5. If my house is smashed by a giant in search of a boy named Jack, you may have a hard time getting my crumpled remains to be very responsive around here.

6. If someone locks me out of the Admin Panel and takes away my keys around here, we could have issues....

7. If the government finally shuts down the internet so Christians can't access such sites as these, we may all have a problem.

8. If I slip into a cupcake coma because of Philli I may not recover.

9. If I am assassinated at the next HW Convention (they tried last time!) then we must part ways tragically. By the way, I won't give away any names, but *coughmamaravencoughladye* may need to be cross examined. Don't let their sweet smiling exteriors fool you!!!

10. If HW changes into a very different place that no longer upholds the values and hopes we try to protect, I will be leaving.

What, Air? You don't think we'll have HW in heaven??

Jay...

What?! The Giant would suffer the wrath of one very upset little sister!

I'm still working on my list...

Um.... no, I do not.

*smiles at Lizzie * I'm glad someone would avenge me.

List! List! List!

1) My MCs showed up; they might keep me busy with their demands...
2) My villains showed up. Sorry, but the laptop doesn't fit well under the bed.
3) My internet was stolen by a masked man. A giant operation to get it back would ensue, so you'd know I wasn't taking it lying down.
4) Everyone started doing the rap from "Lights Out at Whit's End". I would die of cringing.
5) The forum font was changed to Comic Sans... I would still cringe but somehow survive, so that may or may not count.
6) The Moderators were officially sanctioned "The Purple People Eaters" by Hannah.
7) I killed Aryn. I'd be promptly be killed by various members of my family on here and in my home. I'm not joking.
8) The villains won their rebellion. They wouldn't last without internet, though... Not that they would last anyway, win or no.
9) My computer "mysteriously" exploded with glitter.
10) When Jesus comes back, I won't be here; I'll see y'all up there.

Of course, Airia. Doom will befall beyond his wildest nightmares! And then I'd lecture Jack for being careless. * nods seriously *

Hmm... * ponders if it's even physically possible to get me off of HW... *

1. When I discover a way to get to Narnia, I don't think taking my iPad along will cross my mind much...but don't worry, I'll send out invitations via USPS once I get there.

2. If all of the villains from my many books came to life and started attacking America...I'd be in big trouble and probably get grounded for a very long time.

3. If my sister pried my iPad away from my near lifeless hands so I can do my chores.

4. If HW's server was down.

5. When it just so happens that I discover an activity in reality more fun that sitting on my iPad and writing whilst reading posts...then I might not be here... might.

6. When daddy comes home and I beg and plea until he teaches me how to throw knives. I might be gone for a few weeks while I spend all my time practicing.

7. If I found a time machine and went back in time a couple hundred thousand years...I might not find wifi there.

8. If I happen to find a mysterious egg that contains a water horse, I'll spend the rest of my days raising said Fantasy creature.

9. When I grow up... (Hahahaha!)

10. If the government went rogue and decided it was a good idea to outlaw iPads.

Hmmmm.

1. I die.

2. Holy Worlds closes down.

3. Pippin decides to run away and I decide to track him. I would forget my laptop in the hullabullo I am sure.

4. The whole worlds electricity collapses and I cannot charge my laptop.

5. I say lol, hehe and haha so much I laugh myself to death (it could happen)

6. I forget who I am who I was and who I will be, therefore forgetting all about Holy Worlds.

7. I decide to join Holy Worlds Anonymous and they try to get me to stop posting. (Won't happen but there's the possibility)

8. In England they may decide that having computers is an Health and Safety hazard, we could maybe electrocute ourselves, and they remove our laptops.

9. If Shawn's Penguins took over the forum, and made a rule that we all had to walk and talk like penguins.

10. Heaven calls. Although since HW is made up out of People, I will see you all there.

11. Jay makes it a ruling that we have to use the words Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian and Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism in every post.

1. Jay shuts down Holy Worlds so that he can move to Zimbabwe and run a banana plantation.

2. I get magically transported to the other side of the galaxy.

3. One of my books comes to life and I spend the rest of my life trying to set it straight.

4. Ya'll drive me insane.

5. Here's a realistic reason: I break into the film industry and don't have time to keep up with it anymore.

6. I'm forced to take a vow of silence to break an evil spell. (Including typing!)

7. Everyone on the internet suddenly vanishes into nowhere.

8. An evil computer program takes over my computer and won't let me online.

9. I turn into an Evil Genius and overthrow the Ringsmith, destroying HW in the process.

10. Jay and I have an argument and never speak to each other again.

1. If HW is shut down by some evil master mind hacker...

2. If I loose my head (literally) I might not be able to type, read, or - oh yeah, not living might be a problem too...

3. If HW took a drastic change for the worse and got rid of all its rules and values...(except for the smiley rule, I'm fine with going over seven! )

4. if a cruel minded strange messed up yet brilliantly awesome person came and took away our electricity!

5. If I fell into boiling hot lava and managed to survive but lost my eye sight!

6. If I go on a holiday and never come back like, *cough,cough-*Bilbo*-cough,cough*

7. If I went through a portal to another world!

8. If time froze and now one could move....(That would create a problem)

9. If HW changed it's theme to completely white as well as it's font.... (I wouldn't be able to read it then...)

10. If I went to live in the bottom of the sea

This thread is a bizarre combination of hilarious and sobering.

Right now the only foreseeable reason I would get off HW in the near future, baring the obvious like the rapture and all that, would be if I'm too busy writing and publishing those 150-200 books Jonathan and BushMaid say I have to complete before I die.

Yeah, it's a bit disconcerting, actually....

It is a bit sobering.

*rubs hands together*

1. If God calls me to other areas in life.

2. If I am kidnapped by aliens and their ship doesn't have an internet outlet.

3. I become a famous author and I'm carried off by adoring fans. *coughyeahrightcough*

4. The sheer awesomeness of HW knocks me out.

5. I fly to America/Ireland/England to visit all the HWers and don't return.

6. If Jesus returns, and then it won't get me off HW, HW will have just moved to a more heavenly location.

7. If WWIII breaks out in cyberspace and AI's take over the world(wide web).

8. If I write a conspiracy theory story too close to the truth and I end up in a dark cell with no windows underground. (obviously no internet access)

9. If all writers are proven clinically insane and are shipped to a mental hospital. (maybe I'll see HWers there...)

10. If I get too busy. *gasp!*

I read 'Airi take over the WWW'

Hrm. Ten reasons? Sure we can't go with like...four?

1. I set a crazy deadline and need to get off to meet it

2. The Council Members start a country music group and abandon HW. (Picture it. )

3. The smilies finally revolt with the help of the first birthday smilies and conquer HW.

4. The Historical Fiction forum explodes when Dieki is conducting tests and brings down the other forums with it in a blooming fireball. (OK, that would be cool to see )

5. If I were to finally get frustrated and smash my computer for good.

6. If HW began to officially support Justin Bieber (we will NOT go there )

7. We were required to recite a 'Pledge of Jay-llegiance' before logging in.

8. The Abyss finally swallows us all.

9. I would get off HW if I were still working on my first book after twenty years

10. If I accidentally lit my book on fire, and retired to Swaziland to be a hermit.

eru

Here goes.

1. I move off grid (Which will happen eventually, me being more than slightly paranoid) and I can't get my solar panels to work.

2. I die in a heroic attempt to thwart a terrorist attack

3. I die in any old way

4. A megalomania-stricken President shuts down the internet

5. Nuclear holocaust

6. Rapture

7.I get grounded.

8. I stop doing an online school before I can buy a laptop

9. I get published and must rush to start meeting deadlines

10. I become a CIA assassin, get shot twice in the back, fall into the ocean and get amnesia

That last one was quite funny Varon

Nice one, Varon.

1) If I somehow find a way to enter Hyrule. Sorry guys, but there's no way I'm not taking that chance and until I find away to communicate with this world, I'll be without Internet access.

2) If one of my few villains comes to life and kills me. (which would then kill him )

3) If I find a way to enter Murel. (I'll be stuck there awhile doing research as to how to make Murel better )

4) If I pass out from lack of meat.

5) If I pass out from lack of cupcakes.

*is starting to run out of ideas...*

6) If I die from being extremely hugged.

7) If I die from being buried under something.

8) If I die from an extreme overdose of something (that excludes Philli's cupcakes).

9) If three triangles suddenly appear on my right hand, there's no telling what might happen.

10) If I die because eru, Elanhil, or Kaitlyn stopped writing their stories (death by extreme shock).

11) If an assassin I trained comes back and kills me (death by toothpick).

12) If I stop writing, I won't show my face for fear I'd get killed.

Wow, some serious and not-so-serious thinking going on here!

1. If Jesus calls me home/I die.

2. If God and/or my family warns me that my time on Holy Worlds would be better spent otherwise. (Never never never, quoth she)

3. If any or all my characters came to life

4. If Lord of the Rings was real

5. If Peter Jackson invited me to New Zealand to star in the Hobbit. Well, NZ probably has internet too...

6. If I got to go to Antarctica, Siberia, or the moon. Or anywhere in outer space, actually.

7. If the government realized what a danger I really am... *sheepish grin*

8. If 1984 came true... and the clocks struck thirteen...

9. If I go blind and hunchbacked due to too little light and fresh air and too much cooped up in front of a computer screen (quite likely... )

10. If the awesomeness of the full strength of holy worlds unleashed becomes too much for me...

I did, darlin E, so get used to the association.



You know I'd be back. Ya'll can't get rid of me that easy.

And if you even think about killing Iri I’ll haunt you all your days, and then some!!!



Oh my! Well, we cannot have that, now can we?


*giggles * Oops! Now that I think about it though…. *goes off to begin some dastardly plotting *

Nope.

Hmm. . . Not a bad idea.

Oh, right. I am supposed to be nice.

Haha. These are great!

I don't know if I can think of ten..... but I'll try!!!

1. If some hacker got rid of the chat room.

2. If they decided not to have a HF forum the day before it was set to open. (I might not leave, but I would be really mad..... )

3. If I whack my head and get amnesia, you might find me absent.

4. If a sniper decides to target me for doing illegal activities in my basement. Which means I'd probably have to be on the run and forget to take a computer.

5. If someone steals my hot chocolate and tea supply as well as the entire world's supply, I might go off hunting the culprit and be gone for a while.

6. If someone actually blows up the forums

7. If I have to move to a no-internet-allowed place in order to keep figure skating, well, then......

8. If World War 3 breaks out and the government disables the internet to stop a violent enemy spy ring.

9. If platypuses invade Canada and in order to save myself I must jump into my canoe and paddle to Australia to continue to use HW, I might be gone for quite some time.

10. If suddenly, by some freaky glitch, these awesome HW smilies which we use to express our emotion, suddenly were gone.

Looks like you'll be the first to go, mister!

1. If my villains kidnap me, take me to another world, try to get me to rewrite the plot in their favor. Which I would never do of course. Everyone knows I can't write under pressure.

2. If no one on HW notices that shy Celestria went missing and so a search was never conducted. (Come one! My villains are only humans who need an attitude adjustment. Can't someone spare a dragon or at least sent him a pie for his birthday?)

3. If I were given the option of being on HW or having one million dollars and I threw the check back in their face and say "I vanquish ye! Begone foul villain. My allegiance can never be bought." and was instantly thrown in an insane asylum.

4. If E killed Iri and I sink into a deep depression.

5. If my cousin abducts me out of sheer boredom just so he can practice tying knots that no one can untie.

6. If my father really is a spy and my family has to go into hiding because corrupt governments think he knows too much and wants us all dead.

7. If I was banished for a crime I did not commit to a world I didn't know existed.

8. If all the people on HW suddenly lost their insanity.

9. If one of my nightly "save the world" campaigns goes awry and I die a heroic death.

10. If a worldwide virus wipes out HW because in our text we mentioned the word Nick! If that happens, I'm heading to Mars!

Never!!!!! I would never not notice you went missing!

Me neither! It would be a very important quest! * nods *

Justin Bieber

A pledge of Jay-llegiance. That's a good one!

Well, maybe it wouldn't be you lighting your book on fire. Maybe it would be an arsonist But why Swaziland?

Ok, for fear of squelching my own imagination I haven't read the others yet. I will actually try to give more realistic-plausible answers, though.

1. If for some reason we move to Russia and I have trouble with the internet there...

2. If for some reason my laptop dies and all the other ones are either being used for school, are in Wisconsin, or otherwise occupied.

3. If for some reason our internet got so overloaded with the many (7 or 8, I think) computers that get on it that it crashed...

4. If for some reason we move to Moscow and due to icy conditions we lost power.

5. If for some reason I got so behind in school that I had to focus all time towards that and I had no time for any internet...

6. If for some reason in a couple years I went to college or *gasp* got married or something crazy like that.

7. If for some reason I lost an interest in writing... *Cries thinking about it* I may still remain here even if that happened...

8. If for some reason everything everybody else said happened and they all left...it'd be pointless to stay.

9. If for some reason HW became secular and no longer held up the morals that I do.

10. If for some reason He came to take me home!

And by the way, I'm not saying that all of those are possible or even likely to happen, (some are) but more realistic than some of the others I read.

Now that one struck me as funny! Good one, Celestria.

Hmm, let me think...

1. If my Internet addiction got so bad that the only way to cure it were to completely abstain.

2. If I moved somewhere where there is no Internet reception. (Is that even possible anymore?)

3. If weird (in a bad way) immoral people came and joined and took over, I might leave (but then again I might stay to help wage war against them).

4. If Sir Emeth sold HW to some corporation. (I would leave in disgust.)

5. If I found out that the noble Sir Emeth is a complete phony.

6. If the Holy Worlders turned out to be creepy stalkers.

7. If radical terrorists took over the country and shut down all technology.

8. If I went blind. (Maybe.)

9. If I went to college and discovered that I had no spare time. (That could easily happen.)

10. If I died somehow.


There you go. Of course, only one of those things is guaranteed to happen.
And now...

Just 'cause I can.

Gah! I am totally squealing with delight over here. *hugs Celestria*

Elanhil, what's in Wisconsin? Besides me, and I'm not planning on taking away your computer.

*sighs* Probably.

Hmmm... I can think of a couple.

1. I tag along with Bethy when she goes to Narnia.

2. I go into a glitter coma because of all the glitter falling on me while I'm on HW.

That's it.

I liked everyone else's ideas.

* shall look forward to Lina tagging along with me when I go to Narnia *

I thought you'd like that one.