A Thing happened. It's like a plan, only it's not. It was some unforeseen and unseen Thing which betook itself to the hills after absquatulating with our memory. The best way to cope with Things is to pretend we wanted it to happen that way all along.
So! Because this is our two year birthday we're having a two day party. This is the day of talking and glitter, tomorrow is the day of epic surprises and massive gatherings. This is your birthday room, cleaned and newly decorated after it's long stay in the archives. There is a sub-forum with all the original threads from last years party for your perusal, but they're all locked, so don't even think about touching the glass.
Enjoy your dancing and cake and I'll see you bright and early tomorrow for the presents.
Looking forward to tomorrow 
Awesome quote though. And the line after it is just as good, the one about bad dreams. The Doctor really is scared of his nightmares, like in the song...